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(Yahoo)   Caption Christopher Walken posing with Leonardo DiCaprio   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 92
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2002-12-25 11:04:56 AM  
[image from 216.136.200.194 too old to be available]
 
2002-12-25 11:06:01 AM  
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2002-12-25 12:51:36 PM  
Back To The Future 4: Leonardo meets his future self.
(or is it Walken meets his former self?)
 
2002-12-25 12:53:26 PM  
Walken says, "I have a black guy growing out of my neck!"
 
2002-12-25 02:10:58 PM  
You know.....Leo....I kept your goatee in my ass for five long years...
 
2002-12-25 02:11:01 PM  
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2002-12-25 02:11:01 PM  
"DiCaprio, I'm gonna wipe that pansy ass little smirk off your face if you grab my ass just one more time!"
 
2002-12-25 02:11:42 PM  
"Are we not the beastmastas? Howling to the jungle moon while eating the flesh off a wild boar!?"

(Now with voting)
 
2002-12-25 02:11:48 PM  
"God I hate you Leo."
 
2002-12-25 02:12:19 PM  
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2002-12-25 02:12:19 PM  
Leonardo:"Chris,can you call Spike Jonze for me?"
Chris:"Not a chance,man. I got that gig locked up."
 
2002-12-25 02:13:07 PM  
Walken (in a W.C. Fields voice):
Go 'way, kid. Ya botha me."
 
2002-12-25 02:13:58 PM  
Walken: "Let's go have sex with two human corpses in a tub full of diarrehia".

Leo: "Sure, why not?"
 
2002-12-25 02:13:59 PM  
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2002-12-25 02:14:10 PM  
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2002-12-25 02:15:24 PM  
Two faces of smug, self satisfaction
Two totally different reasons

They look like a couple of church elders at a tent revival. Walken's hair screams southern preacher.
 
2002-12-25 02:16:04 PM  
Walken: "Grape Ape?"

Leo: "No no, I am Gilbert Grape!"
 
2002-12-25 02:18:17 PM  
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2002-12-25 02:19:11 PM  
old and busted and new hotness... and he (leo) is very hot now that he put on some weight


now with voting
 
2002-12-25 02:19:22 PM  
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2002-12-25 02:26:14 PM  
[image from us.news1.yimg.com too old to be available]


Prodigious birth of love it is to me, that I should love a loathed enemy
 
2002-12-25 02:26:48 PM  
"Leo, I am your father."
 
2002-12-25 02:29:08 PM  
Walken: "Please come stand by me, my little tulip."

Leo: "..."

Walken: "Champaign? No? Some for me Perhaps. So at last we are together my smoltering pile of manflesh"

Leo heads for the door

Walken: "But wait. Will you not humor me and sit for a minute in front of the cameras?"

Leo start back toward Walken, then Walken attempts to embrace him. Hilarity Ensues.

Annoucer: "This has been another episode of, The Continental."
 
2002-12-25 02:29:27 PM  
Leo: So what do you think of that woman across the room?

Walken: I'd hit it!
 
2002-12-25 02:29:32 PM  
I kept that smirk of yours up my ass for two years. And now, little man, I give the smirk to you.
 
2002-12-25 02:30:02 PM  
Walken: ARRRRRRRRRGGHHH!
DiCaprio: Give it up, Chris.
Walken: ARRRRRRRRRGGHHH! BAAAARRRHHHHHAA!
DiCaprio: No. You're not scary anymore.
Walken: please.... fear me?
 
2002-12-25 02:30:50 PM  
Christopher: "Hey, there's Adam Sandler -- major league asshat -- from New York."

Leonardo: "Yeah, big time."
 
DYI
2002-12-25 02:31:30 PM  
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2002-12-25 02:33:18 PM  
Leo: I can't believe you actually did that Country Bears movie.
Walken: Yeah, well, you did Total Eclipse.
Leo: At least I have an ass that doesn't burn celluloid.
Walken: I've seen better film on teeth.
Leo: I'm the king of the world!
Walken: What?
Leo: Nothin'
Walken: Here, have a watch.
 
2002-12-25 02:33:30 PM  
Mr. DeCaprio looks on after complimenting Mr. Walken on his new lipstick shade, Coagulate Red.
 
2002-12-25 02:37:15 PM  
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2002-12-25 02:44:33 PM  
"Maybe you're a worthless pile of anal beads because you have a badger stuck in your ass."
 
2002-12-25 02:49:40 PM  
"...So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: His ass."
 
2002-12-25 02:50:50 PM  
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2002-12-25 03:07:31 PM  
"Don't make me tear out your testicles with a javelin and throw them through the burning pits of hell."
 
2002-12-25 03:16:41 PM  
Walken: "I have an annoying lil prick beside me. It's only prescription is more cowbell!"
 
2002-12-25 03:17:56 PM  
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2002-12-25 03:19:59 PM  
"Hey, look....leo.....we are.....both.....as creepy as.....each other. Would...you like.....some....champanye?
 
2002-12-25 03:20:14 PM  
Walken: "Betcha can't make make your neck do this!"
 
2002-12-25 03:21:18 PM  
leo: i'm kind of the Walken! I mean.. world!
 
2002-12-25 03:21:55 PM  
i mean...


Leo: I"m KING of the Walken! I mean... world!
 
2002-12-25 03:34:38 PM  
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2002-12-25 03:41:10 PM  
"...and I kept that uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass..."
 
2002-12-25 03:41:16 PM  
I like Christopher Walken and all, but this has got to be the most unflattering picture of either of them. Walken looks like an old woman and Leo looks like Lars Ulrich. Hopefully they don't keep going in that direction, I wouldn't wish that anyone would look like Lars. Fag ruined Metallica for me. I loved them! And he crammed all their "fark you" attitude into a cheap business suit with green eyes.
 
2002-12-25 04:19:00 PM  
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2002-12-25 04:34:44 PM  
booter: Actually, Leo's character was "Arnie" Grape. Gilbert was played by Johnny Depp...

"Tommorrow night, you get to wear the ugly mask!"

(reader: decide which one is saying it!)
 
2002-12-25 04:42:45 PM  
Walken: "Prick"
 
2002-12-25 04:45:32 PM  
Leo: "Say, Chris"
Chris: "Yeah?"
Leo: "This hunk of metal is uncomfortable!"
Chris: "I told ya... but ya' wouldn't believe me"
Leo: ...
Chris: "Once it works it's way past the colon into the small intestine you won't notice a thing."
Leo: "so should I just do a handstand or something?"
Chris: "I wish I would a thought of that..."
Leo: ...
Chris: "If that DeNiro f*ck comes around -- remind me to beat his ass"
Leo: .........DAMN.
Chris: "Mister 'I studied proctology for two semesters'...."
 
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