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(Cracked)   Five insane devices from kids cartoons that actually exist... And still seem like bad ideas   (cracked.com) divider line 42
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2008-09-24 12:26:17 PM
I saw this fat girl riding a motorized scooter and all I could think was that was an excellent definition for Lazy.
 
2008-09-24 12:26:50 PM
why does this shiat still get greenlit?
worst top nothing list ever
 
2008-09-24 12:36:43 PM
3 out 5 are Wile E Coyote cartoons, yea that doesn't surprise me why it won';t work
 
2008-09-24 12:59:32 PM
"For extra fun, forward your text to PETA members."

Okay, I have to admit, that line tickled me.
 
2008-09-24 01:00:38 PM
OMG UR MOUSE IZ DED

Okay, I laughed at that.
 
2008-09-24 01:21:45 PM
Acme Bat-Man Suit is noticeably absent from this list
 
2008-09-24 01:25:33 PM
I won't be satisfied until I have either rocket-skates (gas-powered doesn't count, Cracked) or paint with which I can make a tunnel through solid stone.
 
2008-09-24 01:41:04 PM
The engineers at Tecnologia Aeroespacial Mexicana...


I go to Mexico for all my aerospace engineering needs...and my cheap prescription drugs, of course.
 
2008-09-24 03:31:45 PM
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Mouseschwitz!

that's so cruel/funny
 
2008-09-24 03:38:22 PM
hooray european space agency!
 
2008-09-24 03:39:07 PM
Is the person wearing the rocket shoes wearing a skirt?
 
2008-09-24 03:43:31 PM
assegai: Mouseschwitz!

that's so cruel/funny


You owe me a new laptop

/thats right, I fark on the go
 
2008-09-24 03:48:42 PM
I lol'd at the omg mouse line.
 
2008-09-24 03:49:07 PM
assegai: Mouseschwitz!

that's so cruel/funny


I LoL'd
 
2008-09-24 03:51:36 PM
assegai: Mouseschwitz!

that's so cruel/funny


64.23.98.142
Frowning on their shenanigans...
 
2008-09-24 03:55:10 PM
cdn-www.cracked.com

worth the read for that.

/remembers maus, too
//shame on you
 
2008-09-24 04:00:50 PM
I guarantee that my dipsh*t kittens would figure out how to get caught in the mousetrap...
 
2008-09-24 04:01:57 PM
if I had the know how, I'd build a full size version of THIS (new window) and have it controlled with a Wii Balance board or something


/too bad it won't work on water
//unless you got POWER!
 
2008-09-24 04:02:50 PM
Maybe I am old but I kind of liked this...

cdn-www.cracked.com

/Sucker for happy chubbies
 
2008-09-24 04:06:19 PM
I likw Cracked, don't get me wrong, but do the people who submit these realize there's a new list every day? I mean, is it really necessary to greenlight these on Fark?
 
2008-09-24 04:06:57 PM
Demetrius: OMG UR MOUSE IZ DED

Okay, I laughed at that.


I laughed too, but "LOL, MOUSE PWN3D" would be more appropriate for a text message.
 
2008-09-24 04:16:48 PM
How can we post pictures from the article and not post this one?

cdn-www.cracked.com
 
2008-09-24 04:20:53 PM
I like that the Mexican personal helicopter device has a 3D rendering of someone using it to cross over in the US illegally. Why leave a country that has provided you with the means to get a personal helicopter device? I wouldn't - not at least until American citizens are promised jetpacks.
 
2008-09-24 04:23:17 PM
"Mouseschwitz" might be the greatest word ever.
 
2008-09-24 04:24:03 PM
Zachery: How can we post pictures from the article and not post this one?

Because you touch yourself at night.
 
2008-09-24 04:28:02 PM
I thought the article was pretty funny. Then I got to the comments. Friggin' hilarious.

Let's just pick a passage at random...

"F******F Y*U, T******R C*T, I ***** al over the ***** with a pair of fat tits. I ******** *** *** *** and **** ** **** Steadman still has a pump in his ass. ******
But the morlocks ****** never stood a chance in ****. The broke people love MTV Cribs."


Sometime I forget how good we've got it here...
 
2008-09-24 04:31:22 PM
Zachery: How can we post pictures from the article and not post this one?

i217.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-24 04:40:16 PM
I still want my umbrella parachute goddamnit.


/ Bitter and disillusioned since I almost broke my legs as a kid.
 
2008-09-24 04:54:34 PM
minnesotaboy

Are you serious? Do any of those people really look like minors to you?
 
2008-09-24 04:57:12 PM
minnesotaboy: Zachery: How can we post pictures from the article and not post this one?

Why don't you learn to use that image in context? What's next, someone calling down Pedobear on some 20 year old?
 
2008-09-24 04:58:54 PM
Antidamascus: Is the person wearing the rocket shoes wearing a skirt?

Might be a skort.
 
2008-09-24 05:19:17 PM
ThisIsNotSubtle: "For extra fun, forward your text to PETA members."

Okay, I have to admit, that line tickled me.


Everyone knows you're supposed to put the dead rat in a box and mail it to them... so they can give it a proper burial.
 
2008-09-24 05:37:46 PM
I'm still waiting for a Marvin the Martian Disintegrating Gun.


Oh, and the chick on the rocket skates is cute.
/no baby...leave 'em on.
 
2008-09-24 06:59:08 PM
That was the best article evar!!!!
 
2008-09-24 07:05:36 PM
not on the list:
www.suepalmer.co.uk
 
2008-09-24 07:57:36 PM
Tr0mBoNe: I saw this fat girl riding a motorized scooter and all I could think was that was an excellent definition for Lazy.

Lazy R People 2.
 
2008-09-24 08:02:19 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I guarantee that my dipsh*t kittens would figure out how to get caught in the mousetrap...

It's too small, I think that's the point (unless they're newborns, which is easy to avoid)
 
2008-09-24 08:45:48 PM
#4 Gas-powered rollerblades

Wanted for questioning:

anime.mikomi.org

i211.photobucket.com

/careful, they're red-hot
//probably not obscure
 
2008-09-24 10:41:16 PM
Slingshot?

A maglev slingshot would make more sense than a traditional cable type arrangement.
 
2008-09-25 12:36:29 AM
Tr0mBoNe: I saw this fat girl riding a motorized scooter and all I could think was that was an excellent definition for Lazy.

img.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-25 05:13:20 PM
Ever see those spring-boots from Russia? Like elaborate SF versions of the "kangaroo feet" that that runner with no lower legs has. They're even better than the bed springs that Wiley E. Coyoté (Genius) and other cartoon characters use. (It would be like wearing Slinkies(TM) on your feet--they'd be tangled up in no time.)

I saw a guy with those on the street one day--they make you about eight feet tall. Scary to think of them falling into the wrong hands (or feet).

Here's a link showing them "falling into the wrong hands" (which would basically be anybody who would want them):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkNnHjhJQHw
 
2008-09-25 06:04:02 PM
If there ever was an authority on childhood fascinations that have no reason for existing in 2008, it's Cracked.
 
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