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2008-09-24 03:56:44 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: Fact Man: I remember Jenna Jameson trying to say that. "Look at me, I run my own business now! If I'm not the epitome of female empowerment, what is?"

My answer: A woman who doesn't depend on being filled with cacks for an income.

I would say Hillary Clinton (or even that farking Sarah Palin biatch) are better examples of the epitome of female empowerment. I dont see Hillary with 4 cocks in her butt and she was almost President.



*barf*
 
2008-09-24 03:57:00 PM  

Fact Man: EsteeFlwrPot: Morton_toes: $$$$$$$$$$$?

I dont care how much someone would pay me, no way would I let a group of guys jizz on my face. No. Farking. Way.


Ever.


Ever.

Haha. Apparently many girls have no problem with it. There's actually a website that's just that. All day every day. It even has a very self-explanatory URL name.

Seriously I can't believe some of the shiat I see pr0n girls do. Money could never be that important to me.



I would bet that by percentage it is a pretty insignificant amount of women who have no problem with it.
 
2008-09-24 03:58:54 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Iowan73: EsteeFlwrPot 2008-09-24 02:58:01 PM
SnoopFrog: Ho go away!

Well Fark comes with this handy ignore feature you could look into using.


On a lighter note, has anyone ever seen people clean up a strip club? How much lysol do they use? Do they give the entire place a good scrub down?

I knew a guy in college who worked at the local adult book store, and part of his job was to clean up the "booths." Being the supportive friends we were, we called him Jizz Mopper.

I bet we don't see that one on cable tv's "Dirtiest Jobs..."


I went in one of those with a female buddy once and she gave me a helping hand during the movie...this particular place had sawdust on the floor, so I guess cleanup wouldn't be too bad, kind of like mucking a stable
 
2008-09-24 03:59:30 PM  

jst3p: Fact Man: EsteeFlwrPot: Morton_toes: $$$$$$$$$$$?

I dont care how much someone would pay me, no way would I let a group of guys jizz on my face. No. Farking. Way.


Ever.


Ever.

Haha. Apparently many girls have no problem with it. There's actually a website that's just that. All day every day. It even has a very self-explanatory URL name.

Seriously I can't believe some of the shiat I see pr0n girls do. Money could never be that important to me.


I would bet that by percentage it is a pretty insignificant amount of women who have no problem with it.


Apparently, several small rectangles of rag-stock with pictures of George Washington on them can fill that gaping hole in their tortured souls.
 
2008-09-24 04:01:38 PM  
tweekster 2008-09-24 02:31:47 PM

EsteeFlwrPot: SnoopFrog: You look like one of the ugly strippers at the local Mexican nudie bar.

Thats not what your dad said when I saw him there last night.

/your mom likes to watch

Sooner or later you need to realize that your replies are not as witty as you think they are.


Seriously, Tweekster, she [EsteeLouderPot] is the Penultimate Attention Whore of FARK (only "26 minutes" himself - who is a FARKer by the way - wins that race). Which is extremely odd, the prolific nature of her "contributions" when she should REALLY be packing for Israel, which...according to her own mouth...she's leaving for any day. Annnyyyy day now...yep...she's so paraplectic about U.S. politics she's making like a tree and getting out of here! According to her. I say she dies in Brooklyn or wherever she really is. Maybe she thinks Brooklyn is exotic. I think, personally, she lives in Nebraska. Somewhere very...wheat-intensive.

I heard she's currently working on her auto-biography entitled Remembering My Postings.
 
2008-09-24 04:04:00 PM  
Some girls actually love sperm, the more the merrier!

BUKKAKE FTMFW


/is this relevant to any farkette's interests?
 
2008-09-24 04:04:01 PM  

SnoopFrog: Wendy's Chili: Welcome to Fark, where virgins go to vent their frustrations at the nearest pretty girl.

Pretty girl? I wiped prettier things off my ass before I flushed this morning.



I really can't believe I didn't have you on my ignore list already.

Wow
 
2008-09-24 04:04:48 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-09-24 03:49:01 PM
DaCaptain19: I saw this powerful woman, once. She was getting pissed on by about 5 guys...

I hate it when the girl just sits there while 20 guys jizz on her face and it gets all in her hair and eye and nose and stuff. Thats farking gross. Why would anyone want that to happen to them?


For the last time...I'M TAKEN. NO MEANS NO.
 
2008-09-24 04:07:06 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: I would say Hillary Clinton (or even that farking Sarah Palin biatch) are better examples of the epitome of female empowerment. I dont see Hillary with 4 cocks in her butt and she was almost President.


Literally, no. Metaphorically, it's a lot more than just 4 in da butt.

"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
 
2008-09-24 04:07:43 PM  
www.emqb.com
approves
 
2008-09-24 04:07:53 PM  
that sucking sound you hear is all the 'funnay' whooshing out of this thread.


/whoosh!
 
2008-09-24 04:08:18 PM  
So nobody can tell me how to post a pic and our Myspace links in my Fark profile? Apparently I'm a moran!
 
2008-09-24 04:08:24 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: DaCaptain19: I saw this powerful woman, once. She was getting pissed on by about 5 guys...got it right in the mouth and her face just cringed as she tried to look like she enjoyed it.

She was a super-hero, if you ask me. Talk about POWER!

I hate it when the girl just sits there while 20 guys jizz on her face and it gets all in her hair and eye and nose and stuff. Thats farking gross. Why would anyone want that to happen to them?


and you guys say her posts are inane wastes of bandwidth
 
2008-09-24 04:08:28 PM  

DaCaptain19: Seriously, Tweekster, she [EsteeLouderPot] is the Penultimate Attention Whore of FARK (only "26 minutes" himself - who is a FARKer by the way - wins that race). Which is extremely odd, the prolific nature of her "contributions" when she should REALLY be packing for Israel, which...according to her own mouth...she's leaving for any day. Annnyyyy day now...yep...she's so paraplectic about U.S. politics she's making like a tree and getting out of here! According to her. I say she dies in Brooklyn or wherever she really is. Maybe she thinks Brooklyn is exotic. I think, personally, she lives in Nebraska. Somewhere very...wheat-intensive.

I heard she's currently working on her auto-biography entitled Remembering My Postings.


Wow. Little did I know how much of a legacy I was leaving. I would like to thank everyone that made this possible for me. My xbf Greg for introducing me to Fark, Tatsuma for his educational and thought provoking posts that made me want to post in the first place, and the mods for greenlighting such controvercial articles and giving us a medium to express ourselves and our opinions.

/I like the EsteeLouderPot
//btw its pronounced estie, not estay
///MORE STRIPPERS PICS. WTF PEOPLE, ITS A FARKING STRIPPER THREAD.
 
2008-09-24 04:08:34 PM  
ParasiticSociety:

What's her name? If she works in Huntsville I might be one of the said "creeps".

/Dr. still wants to try and get that bullet out of my head
 
2008-09-24 04:08:56 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: Fact Man: This strip club's security camera shows the after-hours cleaning crew:

I lol'd

I wouldnt be surprised if you saw herpes floating in the air when they turn the lights on in those places.


Maybe we should try one of those ultraviolet lights that shows body fluids. Be sure to put on protective eyewear first...
 
2008-09-24 04:10:17 PM  

DarkLancelot: EsteeFlwrPot: Fact Man: This strip club's security camera shows the after-hours cleaning crew:

I lol'd

I wouldnt be surprised if you saw herpes floating in the air when they turn the lights on in those places.

Maybe we should try one of those ultraviolet lights that shows body fluids. Be sure to put on protective eyewear first...


THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
 
2008-09-24 04:12:27 PM  

ParasiticSociety: So nobody can tell me how to post a pic and our Myspace links in my Fark profile? Apparently I'm a moran!


You'll have to come back sometime when there's not a public flogging going on, apparently.

Usually most farkers are just full of it. Advice, that is.

I'd help, but I got nuthin'.

/I got nuthin'
 
Oak
2008-09-24 04:14:27 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Wendy's Chili: micheshi: As a woman who's stripped in some of the nicest clubs in the country AND worked in corporate America, I'll tell you that I felt more whored out in cubicle land than I ever did on stage.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Doh! Late on the cliche and bolded wrong.


It was funnier the way you actually did it.
 
2008-09-24 04:23:06 PM  

ParasiticSociety:

Here's her Myspace link if anyone wants to scope her out. My profile is the first one in her "Top 4". If anyone cool is from North Alabama, feel free to add us! She said "Please no guys hitting on me though, I already have a man!" Link (new window) Not a rickroll.


From looking through her pics, it looks like she's really into herself. Is there room for you in that relationship?
 
2008-09-24 04:26:23 PM  

Morton_toes: EsteeFlwrPot: DaCaptain19: I saw this powerful woman, once. She was getting pissed on by about 5 guys...got it right in the mouth and her face just cringed as she tried to look like she enjoyed it.

She was a super-hero, if you ask me. Talk about POWER!

I hate it when the girl just sits there while 20 guys jizz on her face and it gets all in her hair and eye and nose and stuff. Thats farking gross. Why would anyone want that to happen to them?

$$$$$$$$$$$?


You can get paid for that?

/is doing it wrong
 
2008-09-24 04:37:15 PM  

ParasiticSociety: So nobody can tell me how to post a pic and our Myspace links in my Fark profile? Apparently I'm a moran!


There's probably a FAQ about this, but
1) Click on myFark
2) Type your password in the password box
3) Click Edit
4) Paste links in the boxes below. Use the image and link buttons to help you create the ones that you want. Replace the "http://" in the text added by the button with your actual URL.
 
2008-09-24 04:37:24 PM  
I came for skanky and/or sexy stripper pics and all I got was a gay ass flame war involving attention whore EsteeFlwrPot.

/Farking disappointing
//Even these slashies are disappointed
 
2008-09-24 04:38:02 PM  
SnoopFrog... you just made my ignore list. EsteeFlwrPot has not done any attention whoring in this thread, (but perhaps others, and you just made yourself look like a complete ass.
 
2008-09-24 04:38:54 PM  

i_eat_beans: I came for skanky and/or sexy stripper pics and all I got was a gay ass flame war involving attention whore EsteeFlwrPot.

/Farking disappointing
//Even these slashies are disappointed


I wanted stripper pics too.
 
2008-09-24 04:40:02 PM  
Anyone who thinks that two-way touching isn't allowed is going to the wrong strip clubs. There may not always be sex in the champagne room but there are hand jobs
 
2008-09-24 04:42:19 PM  

Jadedgrl: You can get paid for that?


Only if you pass the audition first.
Stop by my place later. Don't worry about my buddy with the video camera, it doesn't have any film.
 
2008-09-24 04:42:20 PM  

Sergent D: Anyone who thinks that two-way touching isn't allowed is going to the wrong strip clubs. There may not always be sex in the champagne room but there are hand jobs


What do they do for those 30 seconds after the guy finishes in the girls hand? Laugh? Talk about politics? Take out the antibacterial and clean your hands? Just hold onto it?
 
2008-09-24 04:45:37 PM  
If we all wanted stripper pics.. how come there aren't any?!

/Anyone self-employed?
//Help a sista' out!
 
2008-09-24 04:47:19 PM  

Sergent D: Anyone who thinks that two-way touching isn't allowed is going to the wrong strip clubs. There may not always be sex in the champagne room but there are hand jobs


To paraphrase a comedian whose name I can't remember so I can't give proper credit:

"What am I going to get out of a girl giving me a hand job? How good could she possibly be at it compared to me? I have been doing it every day for years! I have rhythm, muscle control, proper pacing? How can she compete with that? A chick giving me a hand job is like me brushing my teeth with my left hand."
 
2008-09-24 04:47:53 PM  
I have heard, uh... that they wipe their hands with anti-bacterial, and then beat-feet it to the bathroom to wash their hands. Of course, I have only heard this from a friend of a friend, you know...
 
2008-09-24 04:49:50 PM  

Hair of the Dog: I have heard, uh... that they wipe their hands with anti-bacterial, and then beat-feet it to the bathroom to wash their hands. Of course, I have only heard this from a friend of a friend, you know...


Well what does the guy do? Just sit there having just jizzed in some girls hand? Look around? Twiddle his thumbs?
 
2008-09-24 04:50:05 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-09-24 04:42:20 PM

What do they do for those 30 seconds after the guy finishes in the girls hand? Laugh? Talk about politics? Take out the antibacterial and clean your hands? Just hold onto it?

Jeebus H., do you ever shut up?! Why do I think you're going to be found - scattered throughout the contiguous United States - in various garbage bags? I don't know, maybe because I bought the 1 Kagillion Garbage Bags box at Costco and don't know how I'd possibly use them all? It's all a SWAG.
 
2008-09-24 04:52:55 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot
Well what does the guy do? Just sit there having just jizzed in some girls hand? Look around? Twiddle his thumbs?


Well, uh.... again, I don't know first hand (pun intended), but I suspect that they are trying to ignore all of the pervert guys who come in to watch him getting his, uh... jollies...
 
2008-09-24 04:53:59 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: I hate it when the girl just sits there while 20 guys jizz on her face and it gets all in her hair and eye and nose and stuff. Thats farking gross. Why would anyone want that to happen to them?


Everybody needs a hobby.
 
2008-09-24 04:54:30 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-09-24 04:42:20 PM

Actually I need to apologize to you. You've taught me something valuable - the Ignore button - it really works!!!
 
2008-09-24 04:55:30 PM  
www.geekologie.com

For your desk!
 
2008-09-24 04:56:38 PM  
Having worked in a couple of clubs as a youngster, I can say with some 'authority' that a few of the girls really enjoyed it. Most just see it as a job, some think they are being empowered, going to make easy money while going to school and flame out shortly after. However, those who enjoy it REALLY enjoy it. Alas for the guys though, those that seemed to enjoy it the MOST were lesbians. I worked three clubs owned by the same group and at one of the a lesbian couple (no customers knew they dated) were always enjoying getting the guys all riled up and taking their money. Another girl who enjoyed it was SUPER hot, and was a true exhibitionist. None of the girls would date customers, though a couple would meet them later.

Until you've been to Patpong in Bangkok (Pussy Galore Club) you've not been to a strip club....
 
2008-09-24 04:57:34 PM  
SnoopFrog 2008-09-24 02:40:55 PM

EsteeFlwrPot: That is farking awesome. Im gonna get one of those temporary tattoos that says that.

I'd rather you buy a muzzle first.


Dude. The 'Ignore' button...just did it - go through the thread again - all her comments...GONE! It's a thing of beauty. It's like she was never here.
 
2008-09-24 04:59:10 PM  

DaCaptain19: SnoopFrog 2008-09-24 02:40:55 PM

EsteeFlwrPot: That is farking awesome. Im gonna get one of those temporary tattoos that says that.

I'd rather you buy a muzzle first.

Dude. The 'Ignore' button...just did it - go through the thread again - all her comments...GONE! It's a thing of beauty. It's like she was never here.


Behold the power of Fark.
 
2008-09-24 05:01:31 PM  
Hey, panty sniffers, lay off EsteeFlwrPot.

She rocks, and I would like to lay on her.

so there
 
2008-09-24 05:02:01 PM  
ParasiticSociety
2008-09-24 04:08:18 PM
Apparently I'm a moran!


Says the dude DATING a stripper....
 
2008-09-24 05:02:44 PM  

That Magnificent Bastard!: Hey, panty sniffers, lay off EsteeFlwrPot.

She rocks, and I would like to lay on her.

so there


I hope she has a big trunk, because I am going to put my bicycle in it!

/actually I am not all that attracted to her pic
//I just really like that line
 
2008-09-24 05:04:17 PM  

That Magnificent Bastard!: Hey, panty sniffers, lay off EsteeFlwrPot.

She rocks, and I would like to lay on her.

so there


But, under the anonymity of the internets and with the knowledge that I'll never actually meet her so as to be in a situation where I'd have a chance of being on her, I'll bash her and say she's really ugly. That makes me look like a stud, right?
 
2008-09-24 05:07:47 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: Morton_toes: $$$$$$$$$$$?

I dont care how much someone would pay me, no way would I let a group of guys jizz on my face. No. Farking. Way.


Ever.


Ever.


If it's any consolation, most guys don't like to be around when another guy's shooting his load.
 
2008-09-24 05:08:58 PM  
i had no idea i would be able to post this twice in one week on fark threads:

yeah, i was getting a lap dance from a stripper and she told me obama wants to bring back prohibition. i slapped her and stuck my dick back in her mouth.
 
2008-09-24 05:09:04 PM  

Fact Man: That Magnificent Bastard!: Hey, panty sniffers, lay off EsteeFlwrPot.

She rocks, and I would like to lay on her.

so there

But, under the anonymity of the internets and with the knowledge that I'll never actually meet her so as to be in a situation where I'd have a chance of being on her, I'll bash her and say she's really ugly. That makes me look like a stud, right?


only if you throw in something about her being a "mexican"
 
2008-09-24 05:09:15 PM  

mad_prophet_tx: EsteeFlwrPot: Morton_toes: $$$$$$$$$$$?

I dont care how much someone would pay me, no way would I let a group of guys jizz on my face. No. Farking. Way.


Ever.


Ever.

If it's any consolation, most guys don't like to be around when another guy's shooting his load.


I've always thought that. There's something very arousal-killing about being surrounded by cacks and only one girl in sight.
 
2008-09-24 05:10:55 PM  
Wait, there are strip clubs where you can't touch while you get a lap dance? Really?

/Crazy Horse in San Francisco FTW
//They let you touch!
 
2008-09-24 05:11:51 PM  

whitxcore: whitxcore: I was a stripper once
I heard all horror stories about girls getting stuck so I got out as soon as possible


I stripped for awhile in college as a second job. I had a lot of fun (at 19), but quit when I had a customer (in the middle of a dance) tell me I looked just like his daughter.

/had him removed once he started trying to touch me in inappropriate areas
//quit the next day
///on a lighter note, I had one guy that came in once every 2 weeks or so and would pay me for 3-4 dances to sit and talk to him and rub his shoulders
////he was the best
//naked slashies FTW
 
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