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(StarTribune)   Little League Coach moons his players to make them smile for team picture   ( divider line
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1939 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2001 at 1:39 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-22 01:42:07 PM  
The coach used to play catcher when he was playing
2001-08-22 01:42:13 PM  
It was probably the mother's kid who still didn't smile even after he dropped his pants.
2001-08-22 01:44:09 PM  
Is he a pitcher or a catcher?

I would be looking for a different activity for little Timmy to do.
2001-08-22 01:45:56 PM  
I guess this was at the Paula Poundstone little league championships.
2001-08-22 01:46:40 PM  
Bob Ross - wasn't he the tv show painter who painted the "happy clouds"
2001-08-22 01:47:40 PM  
yeah... sad day when Bob Ross died
2001-08-22 01:48:10 PM  
Lighten up. Geeze I wish people would get a sense of humor and stop taking life so damn seriously.
2001-08-22 01:55:19 PM  
When I'm feeling down, I'm always searching for a BIG HAIRY ASS to cheer me up ...
2001-08-22 02:04:14 PM  
Hey kids, after the pictures..chocolate donuts on me!!!
2001-08-22 02:05:25 PM  
heh geeze, someone hasn't gotten laid in a few.
"My son is now terrified of asses, he can't walk down the street anymore without screaming and assaulting the nearest ass"
2001-08-22 02:07:52 PM  
this is a follow up to the previos story about this, right? or is this a different coach altogether?

bunch of whiny people need to loosen up.
2001-08-22 02:10:05 PM  
I wish the mother would be butt-farked and slapped in the back of the head with a brick.
2001-08-22 02:10:11 PM  
I miss Bob Ross. We used to get stoned and watch him paint. It was like going on vacation.
2001-08-22 02:14:57 PM  
Clutch: I second that! times gone by.. :)
2001-08-22 02:15:53 PM  
I wonder if he does this during practice, I can hear the talking ass cheeks say "Let's hear some chatter out there"
2001-08-22 02:16:12 PM  
I need some happy little clouds in my life.
2001-08-22 02:20:50 PM  
Bob Ross is dead? Oh God NO!!!! How can I go on? Now I can't think of a witty crack about the mooning coach.

ehhh Crack get it.... I know I should be shot for that.
2001-08-22 02:22:06 PM  
I wonder if he spread em and showed a little brown-eye?

Clutch: I think Bob Ross enjoyed the same experience you did.
2001-08-22 02:31:55 PM  
Bob Ross is not dead. Faking his own death was the only way he could escape his fame...
2001-08-22 02:37:45 PM  
I have an autographed book of Bob Ross Painting I got when i worked a public TV station in College. Bob Ross Ruled. Was a great hangover helper on saturday afternoons, He was sooo mellow with that big afro and the pretty little trees, a friendly little stream, and all that.
2001-08-22 02:42:03 PM  
It was great watching that dude create these amazing places... so many times he'd be making this badass drawing and i'd just be like wowww.. then he'd wip out this big wide brush and make this big ass thick line right down the middle and i'd be like what the fark!?!?! but then he would make it ok and it would be even more amazing than it was before that big thick black line. usually it was a big tree.
2001-08-22 02:44:57 PM  
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2001-08-22 02:47:57 PM  
Holy farking shiat!??!?!?!? Bob Ross (the painter) is DEAD?!?!??!? fark! farkin farked farking farkers! That sucks! That dude had some serious talent! Sure, he was a white boy with an afro, but he could PAINT!

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-22 02:49:28 PM  
Oops, this one is readable...
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2001-08-22 02:58:08 PM  
The coach shoud jam a bat up that kid's moms (bleep)! Stupid biatch.
2001-08-22 03:01:49 PM  
Bob Ross fans, watch my animutation!
2001-08-22 03:06:20 PM  
I'd just like to say that they still play Bob Ross reruns on public TV at 7:30 am on Saturdays here, and that I watch them quite often when I come home after late Friday night benders.

Bob Ross was one of my personal heroes-- he even had a pet squirrel....

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2001-08-22 03:20:10 PM  
Bob Ross huh? Watched him while high all the time till he died but never knew his name. (Possible connection?) We just called him the Happy Painter.
2001-08-22 03:23:39 PM  
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2001-08-22 03:32:40 PM  
It should read "The Joy of Doing your own Painting Show While on some Serious Window Pane"
2001-08-22 04:33:01 PM  
Don't be fooled, Bob was a killer Marine.
2001-08-22 05:54:30 PM  
I was in Vietnam, Da Nang. Bob Ross was in my outfit. He and I used to smoke weed out of a shotgun barrel. "Ed," he said one night, "I'm gettin' outta this damned place, get back to the States." Seconds after he said that, we heard mortar fire just outside our barracks. He shouldered his M-16 and said, I'll be right back. Watch my brushes." Killed two VC from the front door, ran up and snapped a third guy's neck with his bare hands. We almost won the war that day, and all on account of your so-called, "Happy Cloud" guy. Let me tell you something, Bob Ross was the meanest, cold-blooded killer I've ever had the pleasure to serve with.
2001-08-22 06:35:50 PM  
Bob Ross! Yeah I didn't know his name either but that show of his was damned cool! I don't get the reruns =(((
2001-08-22 07:08:36 PM  
I had a Ford SUV with firestone tires flip on me and I was stuck under the vehicle.
Bob Ross single-handedly lifted that wreck and I was air-lifted to the trauma center where I'm doing well and will be okay after a couple of years of rehab.
Bob Ross is ocay in my book...
2001-08-22 07:30:02 PM  
Bob Ross killed a bear that was threatening some tourists with a small stick that he picked up from the ground and sharpened with his teeth. I Saw it, it was so cool, he just calmly walked up to the bear and then it was like WHAM, he cut that farking bears' head right off man.
2001-08-22 07:35:44 PM  
Bob was a hell of a player too. He'd do hot models 2 or 3 at a time. I shared a room next to him in Vegas one time. I heard a knock on the door and there he was...pants down around his ankles. "Glen" he says as he hands me a wad of hundreds, "get me some more coke". Then he ran back down the hall and didn't fall down or nothin.
2001-08-22 11:18:14 PM  
Trapezoid Did you really make that animutation?

Loved the Colin Mockery scenery, but the song was actually quite annoying.
2001-08-23 12:51:48 AM  
that guy is such an ass *ducks*
2001-08-23 08:18:20 AM  
There are tons of Bob Ross videos and products. My mom and I were watching a rerun after his unfortunate passing when she said, "I bet he paints sunsets now." Sniff, I had to wipe away a tear.

RobbieFal: That is an excellent pic. You should sell em!
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