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(The Gainesville Sun)		Man suffocates after getting stuck between washer and dryer. This is why men shouldn't do laundry (gainesville.com)		31
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Failing_Junk		2008-09-24 04:37:03 AM

positional asphyxiation with the contributing cause of electrocution.

Saying he was stuck kind of misses the point.

EverythingElseWasTaken		2008-09-24 05:23:45 AM

Florida tag still in the dryer...?

TheNext		2008-09-24 05:28:52 AM

Failing_Junk: positional asphyxiation with the contributing cause of electrocution.

Saying he was stuck kind of misses the point.

"contributing"

/No it doesn't

Drunkenstein		2008-09-24 05:38:00 AM

YES!!! I find this thread TOTALLY agreeable! Men shouldn't risk injury and disease doing laundry! I paid for the damn washer din't I? Let the cat do it.

/till the wife gets here
//she thinks am doing the laundry right now
///another beer is more agreeable to me

tehotherbilly		2008-09-24 05:53:02 AM

I think it's safe to say he wasn't wearing clean underpants.

ULTRON 5		2008-09-24 06:03:31 AM

FOOL ! HE SHOULD HAVE LET HILLARY DO THE LAUNDRY , THEN "IRON HIS SHIRT"!

/AND MAKE A SAMMICH !

Rob Anybody		2008-09-24 06:13:08 AM

Washer? I barely even knew 'er!

Dryer? I barely even knew 'er!

Positional asphyxiation with the contributing cause of electrocu...

/did know her that time

colinspooky		2008-09-24 06:19:37 AM

electrocuted then.

Robert Poopsmith		2008-09-24 06:28:36 AM

"Stuck between the washing machine and the dryer? A threesome, how delightfully kinky!"

bonno		2008-09-24 06:30:32 AM

Washing is EXTREMELY dangerous.
Especially when you mix her white bikini with your green shorts - this is why men should stick to what they know... tossing their dirty clothes on the floor and watching football.

Give us men a shout when you need the machine moving, fixing, or being paid for.

Thud'nBlunder		2008-09-24 06:47:05 AM

This is why idiots shouldn't do electrical wiring.

Richard Saunders		2008-09-24 06:55:44 AM

EverythingElseWasTaken - Florida tag still in the dryer...?

Safely hanging on the clothes line, waiting for subby to bring it in.

TheWhoppah		2008-09-24 07:37:45 AM

It took me an hour to do the dishes.

My wife said, "Honey I know you were trying to help but I can't have you blocking the sink for an hour. From now on just leave the dishes to me."

I smiled a little on the inside.

MORB		2008-09-24 07:44:55 AM

Seems he was between a rock and a hard place.

carbert01		2008-09-24 07:50:23 AM

Sigh.. I just know I'm gonna die in some lame manner, such as this one.

dittybopper		2008-09-24 08:19:58 AM

Robert Poopsmith: "Stuck between the washing machine and the dryer? A threesome, how delightfully kinky!"

Say "groinal socket".

I don't mind doing the laundry. It means I get to sniff my wife's dirty panties.

necropoultryac		2008-09-24 08:24:11 AM

I've been through 4 wives that way.
When I find a good wife, it may be time to replace the drier.

Beatle_Matt		2008-09-24 08:25:58 AM

The perfect article for a

tag.

necropoultryac		2008-09-24 08:27:33 AM

I don't mind doing the laundry. It means I get to sniff my ~~wife's~~ daughter's dirty panties.

FTFY

Mr Logo		2008-09-24 08:37:10 AM

+1 smitty

dittybopper		2008-09-24 09:20:26 AM

necropoultryac: I don't mind doing the laundry. It means I get to sniff my wife's daughter's dirty panties.

FTFY

I don't have a daughter, and I can personally guarantee you that I will never have a daughter.

/Can't have kids the old fashioned way
//Don't have the room to adopt a girl (but could adopt another boy).

discospinster		2008-09-24 09:32:45 AM

I chorkled at that headline.

Rhames		2008-09-24 09:34:59 AM

TheWhoppah: It took me an hour to do the dishes.

My wife said, "Honey I know you were trying to help but I can't have you blocking the sink for an hour. From now on just leave the dishes to me."

I smiled a little on the inside.

You know she just uses the dishwasher, right?

NYZooMan		2008-09-24 10:08:48 AM

Rhames: TheWhoppah: It took me an hour to do the dishes.

My wife said, "Honey I know you were trying to help but I can't have you blocking the sink for an hour. From now on just leave the dishes to me."

I smiled a little on the inside.

You know she just uses the dishwasher, right?

Who cares. It WORKED!

mutabletao		2008-09-24 10:09:13 AM

to paraphrase bill cosby
- And she sent me to my room. Which was where I wanted to be in the first place. so you see, we are dumb, but we are not so dumb

CaffietineFiend		2008-09-24 10:16:47 AM

This is why my fiancé thanks the laundry fairy every time he opens his dresser drawer to see a neat stack of clean underwear. :)

PokeyMon		2008-09-24 10:25:57 AM

It was in the 'Entertainment' section. Now that's a rough town......

Svengali4Life		2008-09-24 10:47:47 AM

I don't get it. He was stuck between his wife and what??

richw		2008-09-24 11:26:48 AM

Svengali4Life: I don't get it. He was stuck between his wife and what??

HA!

Drakuun		2008-09-24 11:49:35 AM

/approves

berylman		2008-09-24 12:10:23 PM

As a kid, I was electrocuted by a pinball machine and briefly passed out on the floor. Thankfully I did not lodge in between two machines and suffer the same fate.

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