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(St. Pete Times)		All you can eat slob ready for his biggest challenge (sptimes.com)		31
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Dr. Jones		2001-08-22 01:47:02 PM

130 lbs and 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes? that's insane

CharlieBrown		2001-08-22 01:47:45 PM

I am no expert but
I think his starvation statagy is wrong. He should be eating progressively huge meals to expand his stomach.

Sethor		2001-08-22 01:48:07 PM

This guy will give the Japanese such a wonderful view of America. More proof we're all fat and lazy.

DrDave		2001-08-22 01:49:05 PM

This idiot will soon remove himself from our gene pool.

Hisey		2001-08-22 01:50:52 PM

He doesn't look all *that* fat..but he is wearing a back brace.

"Yoo go home now! Yoo been heah fo owa!"

Legman		2001-08-22 01:51:17 PM

That kid was on Fark photoshop in July after the Nathan's contest. If an all-you-can-eat joint throws you out, you've got problems.

Hisey		2001-08-22 01:51:36 PM

Oh, that was that one comedian, doing a bad Chinese accent..I don't know who he was, but that bit was hysterical.

Slacky		2001-08-22 01:53:11 PM

Lou Pinnett, is the comedian.

If we want America to win we can send Rosie, of course she only does all you eat fish.

Mrstickerman		2001-08-22 02:06:08 PM

Calling him a "Slob"? C'mon!

FreddyFreedom		2001-08-22 02:06:25 PM

(Homer Simpson's lawyer) Lionel Hutz: Your honor, do these sound like the words of a man who's had "all he could eat"?

vinylgrooves		2001-08-22 02:09:49 PM

kobayashi.
And the other competitors are Kaiser Soze, Redfoot, Verbal and agent Kujon

Colemanater		2001-08-22 02:24:23 PM

This is the year that Fink beats The Stomach......

fb-		2001-08-22 02:26:30 PM

This man wears a farking velcro girdle to hold up his stomach for christ's sake

glenlivid		2001-08-22 02:30:12 PM

This guy is sheer talent. I want to touch his fat gut...held up by that girdle thingy.

Leopold Porkstacker		2001-08-22 02:45:47 PM

the sushi speed-eating contest - yeah baby, that's right up my alley! No problem. Bring it on! (just as long as is doesn't include uni (sea urchin), I'll eat everything else)

-he who stacks pork

LDMF		2001-08-22 03:36:55 PM

Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard, Fat bastard.

Get in my belly

FreddyFreedom		2001-08-22 03:40:37 PM

Good one, Cole. I hadn't heard that quote from "Meatballs" for 20 years.

DrDave		2001-08-22 04:23:39 PM

Just imagine the size of the log he is going to lay the next morning. Might make the record books for the worlds longest turd.

Augie Ben Doggie		2001-08-22 04:30:52 PM

"Just imagine the size of the log he is going to lay the next morning. Might make the record books for the worlds longest turd."

that is exactly what I was thinking... this dude must be a mess in the bathroom

CAN WE GET A CURTISY(sp) FLUSH OVER HERE, PLEASE

Otisburg		2001-08-22 04:40:55 PM

Americans are already considered fat and lazy - this isn't going to change anything. Hell, for $50,000 bucks, I'd eat a bucket of worms for chrissakes.

Unfortunately, Kobayashi has more than just a kick-ass last name. The American looks like he's straining at the seams whereas Kobayashi has room to grooooooooow:

Chest Rockwell		2001-08-22 05:01:10 PM

if Kobayashi wins, I'm sure that lard ass of redneck will eat him too.

Jebediah		2001-08-22 05:06:49 PM

"He's built for sprint racing, and I'm a marathon man," he said.

Well, you're half right.

itsonlylevi		2001-08-22 06:05:54 PM

Does anyone else think it's funny that he's a security guard? What are the criminals like if he's good enough at his job to keep it? He's not fast, kids. Just go around him.

KowboyThrasher		2001-08-22 06:49:10 PM

Hisey: that was John Pinette.

YOU EAT RIKE KILLA WHALE!

bigpeeler		2001-08-22 07:15:47 PM

Dear God, Dr.Dave. I read your post and laughed so hard I blew Pop-Tart out of my nose. Mucho funny!!!

ScrappyMcGee		2001-08-22 07:51:19 PM

"....fly him and his wife, Jacqueline, to Tokyo"
He's married, he likely has sex. That is just so wrong. Of course his woman is probably a big fat tub of guts too. Lovely mental image.

bamf75		2001-08-22 08:29:40 PM

when it comes to glutany americans are the best. We will crush the nips.

kermitalex		2001-08-22 09:18:21 PM

Itsonlylevi:
He could be the world's greatest security guard. What burglar takes mountaineering gear with him to climb over that sleeping gut? Just prop him at the front door and roll him out of the way when the workers want to get in in the morning?