Dogs deserve a better diet.

Ted Kennedy - the dogs would get drunk and drunk dogs are funny.

Would the dogs wear lipstick?

Darn. I'd say Bush but he's not a leader.

Your dog wants something more appetizing, such as the Tootsie Rolls in the cat box.

Control_this: Darn. I'd say Bush but he's not a leader.

Well then, how about Cheney?

All of them.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Pigs. You feed them to pigs. First you have to remove the teeth and hair, 'cause you want to be kind to the little piggies.

Is that Bricktop?

But I vote for all politicians. I hate them all. Backstabbing, conniving, fools.

Someone cue the hogs from Hannibal.

Cog: Ted Kennedy - the dogs would get drunk and drunk dogs are funny.

I was gonna stay out of this-too mean-but I think Ted Kennedy has my vote...

Easy answer to this one... Pelosi. That biatch in heat needs the dogs turned loose on her...

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Dan09: Is that Bricktop?

It's from Snatch. The actual quote and the character's name are unknown to me.


To tired to google.

Yeah, I love that movie. The guy's name is BrickTop.

Xerxes99: Easy answer to this one... Pelosi. That biatch in heat needs the dogs turned loose on her...

Would that be encouraging cannibalism?

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Let's start with Obama and McCain, and then work our way down the list of Republicrat scumbags.

Sooo...who is going to run the country at that point? You?

For fark's sake...now it's just "Let's hate everybody!"

I have to say that I *love* the concept. It might even make great Saturday night television, but I must also agree that this represents cruelty to the dogs. PETA would never let it happen.

/So many good ideas,
//So few executions

/would prefer pigs over dogs. Unless you poke the dogs in the nuts so their good and angry.

All of them; but that would be cruel and unusual punishment for the dogs -- instead of dogs they should be given a choice between:
a) a den of lions or
b) a shark infested pool

//much like the choice between republican or democrat

Stephen Harper would make poor dog food. Cat food on the other hand......I hear cats love cold lifeless fish.

Pelosi, Reid.

A few Hollywood lefties for good measure.

I'm guessing George Bush is doing really well on this poll.

/ Where's New Zealand again?
// Right. Who cares.

Ahmadinejad and Dubya are pretty obvious. Several of those asshats in Africa that are into killing their constituency should be on the list.

Thatcher

Don't forget, you're automatically a racist if you say Obama.

DinsdalePiranha: I'm guessing George Bush is doing really well on this poll.

/ Where's New Zealand again?
// Right. Who cares.

Who says the US education system is failing the kids of America?

Control_this: Darn. I'd say Bush but he's not a leader.

Winner

Pirate Satellite: Stephen Harper would make poor dog food. Cat food on the other hand......I hear cats love cold lifeless fish.

They eat metal now? Come on, he's a robot.

duh... all of them.

Girion47: Don't forget, you're automatically a racist if you say Obama.

Am I automatically sexist if I say Palin?

/just wondering

Lessee - Dubya, Cheney, Barr, Gingrich, McCain, Palin, Akhmedinijahd, Kim, Mugabe, Zuma, Mbeke, Putin, Mevyedev, Sarkose, Chavez, The Bolivian President, Ralph Reed, Dobson, Benny XVI, Howard, Harper, Scott, Blair, Craig, O'Reilly, Ailes, Scaife; The heads of Goldman Sacks, B of A, Merrill, JP Morgan, The NYSE, Fannie, Freddie, the RIAA and the MPAA; Carley Fiorino, Radko Mladic, Bin Laden, al Sadr, Mubarak.

That's a good start. Tell me when the dogs get hungry again and I'll come up with another 20 or so.

YixilTesiphon: All of them.

THIS.

AJ

/my first this
//cept for c++

I'm getting my kitties a Helen Clark chew toy! That's going to be a riot seeing it batted around the house.

/still, rather have a Labour govt. than National...
//even though they're sorta the same thing.

anfrind: Girion47: Don't forget, you're automatically a racist if you say Obama.

Am I automatically sexist if I say Palin?

/just wondering

Just hillary, I haven't heard any newspapers complain of sexism against Palin yet. Not saying they don't exist, just saying that the democratic candidates tend to get discrimination pity in the papers.

Living or dead? Gandhi. I'd love to see him 'non-violence' his way out of that one. Plus, the dogs would even go crazier trying to grab what little meat there was on those bones.


/pretty much getting stuck in the middle seat, aren't I?

Girion47: anfrind: Girion47: Don't forget, you're automatically a racist if you say Obama.

Am I automatically sexist if I say Palin?

/just wondering

Just hillary, I haven't heard any newspapers complain of sexism against Palin yet. Not saying they don't exist, just saying that the democratic candidates tend to get discrimination pity in the papers.

Since Palin embodies many of the qualties on which a sexist, derogatory sterotype of women is based, feeding her to the dogs is not sexist in and of itself, yet uses all the same words as a sexist diatribe would. The difference is a sexist diatribe criticises unfairly for no other reason than the subject is female, whereas criticism of Palin in the same vein is justified because she really is that way.

It's a subtle but important distinction. Which is why it's people like me referring to her a Moosebiatch McClowncarcoont rather than people who might have to try and explain it in a 30 second sound bite.

CarrieWhite: DinsdalePiranha: I'm guessing George Bush is doing really well on this poll.

/ Where's New Zealand again?
// Right. Who cares.

Who says the US education system is failing the kids of America?

I personally believe that this U.S. American in his nation doesn't have maps for his education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq

/Douchenozzle
//Douchenozzle's too good for him, enemanozzle is more appropriate
///Can I get a sub-prime mortgage? I'll pay it back, promise!

DinsdalePiranha:
/ Where's New Zealand again?
// Right. Who cares.

It's off the coast of Maine.

/ According to an Iowan I met.
// Or a Scandinavian country according to another chap I met.

MrBurns - Dude, you're getting shoved in the overhead bin, forget the middle seat.

For my own amusement - Ralph Reed. For the good of the planet - All of them except that guy who raised money via the Sparta cartoons. I like him.

supernaturaltoe: /still, rather have a Labour govt. than National...
//even though they're sorta the same thing.

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Good thing this is hosted outside NZ innit?

Start with Bush, as long as it's feet first. I want to watch the expression on his face.

I just came back from the grocery store and saw that they wanted $9.99 for the ugly, cheap squeak toys. Sorry kitties. You don't get to bat about the head of walrus reporter guy. :(

Better Article

So lets see who there is to vote for:


The aforementioned Prime Minister Helen Arghh (That's actually quite a flattering picture).


John Key needs to be at the Gym in 26mins


Negative Winston is Negative


Earnest Jeanette is earnest



The Right Honourable Dr. Pita Sharples


The ever-subtle Rodney Hide


And the forgettable Peter Dunne


Last time they did this, I got my puppy a Winston Peters toy. He demolished it in less that 10 minutes.