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2008-09-22 04:34:48 PM  
Terrorists: Not able to penetrate multi-layered airport security
Drunk guys: No problem

Solution: Will somebody get that terrorist a drink!
 
2008-09-22 04:40:05 PM  
Yikes, talk about crazy eyes.
 
2008-09-22 04:41:19 PM  

Walker: Terrorists: Not able to penetrate multi-layered airport security
Drunk guys: No problem

Solution: Will somebody get that terrorist a drink!


We need breathalyzers at airport security. If you blow above 0.05 they know you're not a "threat".
 
2008-09-22 04:52:44 PM  
I click on every Tampa link, just to see if it's someone I know. Today is my day! She was my friend's older sister when I was in high school. Don't have much information to add, other than she's put on some weight since 1977.
 
2008-09-22 05:14:44 PM  
Oh those crazy Tampons!
 
2008-09-22 05:22:17 PM  
And Fark continues to provide tampabays10.com with a steady stream of traffic.
 
2008-09-22 06:35:07 PM  
"Up against the you redneck mother..." Camper Van B for the win.
 
2008-09-22 07:17:02 PM  
My soul. Has been stolen. But I can't. Look. Away...
 
2008-09-22 08:13:51 PM  
"The sheriff's office says the damage to the fence is around $12,000. "

WTF...is that fence made of gold? I think someone is jacking up the damage amount on this one.
 
2008-09-22 08:16:09 PM  
I'm surprised that, in this day and age, a sniper didn't shoot her as she drove on to the tarmac.
 
2008-09-22 08:18:58 PM  

Walker: Terrorists: Not able to penetrate multi-layered airport security
Drunk guys: No problem


VDF is not TPA. VDF is a non-towered regional airstrip used mostly by Hillsborough Sheriff's Department monitoring planes.
 
2008-09-22 08:20:55 PM  
"The sheriff's office says the damage to the fence is around $12,000. "

WTF...is that fence made of gold? I think someone is jacking up the damage amount on this one.


has to be sensors in the fence / controll nodes plus government surcharge
 
2008-09-22 08:22:12 PM  
i33.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-22 08:22:32 PM  
Damnit mom!
 
2008-09-22 08:23:02 PM  

Earguy: I click on every Tampa link, just to see if it's someone I know. Today is my day! She was my friend's older sister when I was in high school. Don't have much information to add, other than she's put on some weight since 1977.


you must be so proud
 
2008-09-22 08:29:39 PM  

50mm: We need breathalyzers at airport security. If you blow above 0.05 they know you're not a "threat".


Yeah, if you're above .05, you're probably a pilot.
 
2008-09-22 08:31:31 PM  

darkeyes: Damnit mom!


beat me to it... brother
 
2008-09-22 08:32:27 PM  

2wolves: "Up against the you redneck mother..." Camper Van B for the win.


would that not actually be Jerry Jeff Walker FTW?
 
2008-09-22 08:33:09 PM  
Eyebleach?
 
2008-09-22 08:37:12 PM  

7FARK7: Eyebleach?


fitblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-09-22 08:39:14 PM  
She looks like a million.

Every year of it.
 
2008-09-22 08:40:22 PM  
Ah Tampa...what a shiat hole!
 
2008-09-22 08:40:35 PM  

I'm surprised, he only got busted by the airport staff. Usually when I run onto the runway, the FIB stars chasing after me!

i9.photobucket.com

 
2008-09-22 08:42:05 PM  
home.insightbb.com
 
2008-09-22 08:43:30 PM  

Earguy: I click on every Tampa link, just to see if it's someone I know. Today is my day! She was my friend's older sister when I was in high school. Don't have much information to add, other than she's put on some weight since 1977.


We all have.
 
2008-09-22 08:49:45 PM  
I'm sure she looks better when she's not drunk. Who doesn't?
 
2008-09-22 09:26:20 PM  
yeah, man, that's an instant 4 stars.
 
2008-09-22 09:32:49 PM  
Isn't this suppose to be about a monster pig or something. I'm confused.
 
2008-09-22 09:53:08 PM  
hienekenftw Quote 2008-09-22 08:16:09 PM
I'm surprised that, in this day and age, a sniper didn't shoot her as she drove on to the tarmac.


Not that big of an airport... Mostly just private planes, small stuff. Though I did get quite a scare once when driving past the end of the main runway when a B-17 (4 engine WW2 bomber for those who aren't avaiation buffs) buzzed the field. Probably 20 ft (if that) from the roof of my car. My fillings still ache thinking about it. Good times...
 
2008-09-22 09:58:44 PM  
www.hcso.tampa.fl.us

I think she looks better in todays mugshot.
 
2008-09-22 10:05:09 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: "The sheriff's office says the damage to the fence is around $12,000. "

WTF...is that fence made of gold? I think someone is jacking up the damage amount on this one.

has to be sensors in the fence / controll nodes plus government surcharge


Not to mention that if there's even the slightest "Federal Government" influence involved with the repair of this thing, it will require a "UNION" to fix it.

/used to do fencework

K/H D
 
2008-09-22 10:23:06 PM  
FTA:The incident started just after noon...


I wonder what her fark login is.
 
2008-09-22 10:51:14 PM  
you know what's right next to this airport?

cache.daylife.com

and i think she was driving this...at noon...drunk....

www.texasobserver.org
 
2008-09-23 12:44:42 AM  
Wow...noon. I had to do a double take, but then again, nothing's surprising. Drinking in the morning is the best way to rebound from the night before.

At least the airport snack shops are open then, much better than at 3am.
 
2008-09-23 01:11:41 AM  
teh sexay!!!
 
2008-09-23 04:29:25 AM  
GAH! Was it necessary for the article to have 2 pictures of her?
 
2008-09-23 08:15:20 AM  
look, man, i mean, i drink a LOT ok, and i STILL can't understand how someone could do this.

"I MUST GET INTO AIRPORT. I MUST CRASH CAR THROUGH FENCE. IS GOOD IDEA
 
2008-09-23 11:44:25 AM  
Hell, I was in a race, driving on an airport runway just this morning! We narrowly escaped hitting a jet about to lift off and there was ZERO security present.


Wait, I was racing online in Grand Theft Auto 4. Nevermind.
 
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