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(Komo)   "Nude skater turns heads on Ore. waterfront." Bonus: Construction workers complained about her   (komonews.com ) divider line
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2008-09-22 12:16:40 PM  
"Police here told her to tone it down after construction workers complained."

I am having trouble believing this part.
 
2008-09-22 12:50:53 PM  
50mm: "Police here told her to tone it down after construction workers complained."

I am having trouble believing this part.



Only in Oregon.
 
2008-09-22 01:01:44 PM  
Gay construction workers.... who knew?
 
2008-09-22 01:09:42 PM  

Nogrhi: Gay construction workers.... who knew?


i22.photobucket.com

They've been around in the 70's.

/NTTAWWT
 
2008-09-22 02:19:53 PM  
Hmm.
 
2008-09-22 02:46:06 PM  
I would have thought the construction workers would find her riveting.
 
2008-09-22 02:54:23 PM  
latimesblogs.latimes.com


I think this is her? Go Google.
 
2008-09-22 02:58:06 PM  
nude on-line skater

I'm skating (slacking, farking off, whatever), nude, and on-line right now, so I'm getting a real kick...
 
2008-09-22 03:04:45 PM  
Since the Boobies (ironic, eh) is probably gonna get pulled for lack of NSFW warning, I hereby re-link the site with all those gosh-darned wonderful pics.

Warning: NSFW (new window)

You're welcome.
 
2008-09-22 03:19:34 PM  

xanadian: I hereby re-link the site with all those gosh-darned wonderful pics.


And she's nutty as a squirrel turd too.

**Checks Orbitz for fares to Portland**
 
2008-09-22 03:22:12 PM  
They were getting calls about a nude on-line skater whizzing past tourists and rush-hour commuters.


on-line skating?
wasnt aware that you could get arrested for that
 
2008-09-22 03:24:55 PM  

namatad: on-line skating?
wasnt aware that you could get arrested for that


You can if it's dial-up.
 
2008-09-22 03:33:27 PM  

Caulfield: xanadian: I hereby re-link the site with all those gosh-darned wonderful pics.

And she's nutty as a squirrel turd too.

**Checks Orbitz for fares to Portland**


Well, they say the crazy ones are always freaks in the sack.

/thread goes legendary in 3...2...1...
 
2008-09-22 03:52:31 PM  
No wonder Oregon is known as "The Beaver State".
 
2008-09-22 03:53:37 PM  

xanadian: Well, they say the crazy ones are always freaks in the sack.


I have some anecdotal evidence regarding this.
 
2008-09-22 04:04:46 PM  

xanadian: /thread goes legendary in 3...2...1...


i23.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-22 04:05:21 PM  

Caulfield: I have some anecdotal evidence regarding this.


Oh, do tell.
 
2008-09-22 04:17:22 PM  
I never knew...you...you were a ROLLER SKATER...
 
2008-09-22 04:38:54 PM  
those are some hot buns

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-09-22 04:39:29 PM  
some girls with secret rape fantasies arent really that secrative about it
 
2008-09-22 04:39:46 PM  
At least she wasn't biking anymore.

silly hippies.
 
2008-09-22 04:40:00 PM  
repeat from a few months ago
 
2008-09-22 04:40:08 PM  
My original headline:

Why they call it "The Beaver State": "Nude skater turns heads on Ore. waterfront." Bonus: Construction workers complained about her.

/Submitter.
//The mods changed it.
 
2008-09-22 04:40:23 PM  
So where exactly are these super-friendly naked chicks? And when's the next bus leaving!?
 
2008-09-22 04:40:44 PM  
'Ore, you say?
inkspot.customink.com
 
2008-09-22 04:40:45 PM  
Time to make that oft-postponed trip to the Portland office for some fishing! That's the ticket!
 
2008-09-22 04:40:46 PM  
Wait, live sex acts are free speech in Oregon?!
I'm turned on, and turned off. I guess I'm just "turned".
 
2008-09-22 04:41:01 PM  

50mm: "Police here told her to tone it down after construction workers complained."

I am having trouble believing this part.


If I were a construction worker, I wouldn't have much to complain about if there were a hot nude chick skating near the construction site, except for the fact that she would be a major distraction to a place where people die from not paying attention to their surroundings.
 
2008-09-22 04:41:56 PM  
this chick was my Dad's favorite story from his last Ore vacation visiting his grand-daughter.
 
2008-09-22 04:42:09 PM  
Damn, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull it out would become the next king of England.
 
2008-09-22 04:42:16 PM  
Nice body, but kinda looks like Lou Diamond Philips in the face. *twitch*
 
2008-09-22 04:44:18 PM  
I like this phrase: "for the nonce".

I don't know why.
 
2008-09-22 04:45:05 PM  
I heard she rides a bike without a seat.
 
HBK
2008-09-22 04:45:39 PM  

AW

 
2008-09-22 04:46:10 PM  
FTFA:"But you can do that in Oregon, where occasional nude bike rides draw police only for crowd control and shows featuring live sex acts are protected as free speech."

That's it. Time to move to Oregon.
 
2008-09-22 04:46:38 PM  
Man I love this town!
 
2008-09-22 04:46:46 PM  
Man I love living in Oregon.

moosen: Kilthan: Pops (new window)

way to label the link, chief.


Gee, links to pictures of a girl skating nude and you didn't think that possibly the link went to pictures of a nude girl?

Come on.
 
2008-09-22 04:48:00 PM  
FTFA: Police say most callers are concerned about her safety.

she could get some serious raspberries. or is "safety" some new euphemism i don't know about.
 
2008-09-22 04:48:38 PM  
Well she isn't that good looking. Whatever
 
2008-09-22 04:48:44 PM  
Sex on wheels?

bp1.blogger.com
 
2008-09-22 04:49:30 PM  
Got life?

"no, but I got exhibitionism!"

Fark: there's that crazy nekid chick with small tits skating around again.

Construction worker: "we don't want to see your small tits, we're working"

Farked: It's in the name of freedom the environment!!
 
2008-09-22 04:49:55 PM  
Online skater... I am still trying to picture what that would look like.
 
2008-09-22 04:49:59 PM  
If she had been ice-skating, it would have been much cooler.
 
2008-09-22 04:50:10 PM  

thatguyfred: Well she isn't that good looking. Whatever


She's better looking than any other nude roller blader I've ever seen. Are you gay?
 
2008-09-22 04:50:40 PM  
Squeals on Wheels?
 
2008-09-22 04:51:38 PM  

rdub1968: thatguyfred: Well she isn't that good looking. Whatever

She's better looking than any other nude roller blader I've ever seen. Are you gay?


No, she is average looking. Newsflash, people have different opinions on womens looks.

She is a nude skater, whoopty shiat.
 
2008-09-22 04:51:46 PM  
Speaking of Sex On Wheels...guess who is coming (already here) to Chicago Oct 4th?


The girl in the article is disgusting, but I'd hit it. With a truck.

Why didnt anyone say "ISTWAFTL"? I didnt because it was too easy (and 2 days old)
 
2008-09-22 04:52:42 PM  
I'll bet that bike seat stinks.
 
2008-09-22 04:53:07 PM  
Creepy Lurker Guy
If she had been ice-skating, it would have been much cooler.


Slick pun!
 
2008-09-22 04:53:16 PM  
Portland rules! Born there, and lived there for 35 years. Now I live in Seattle; Fremont neighborhood, nude bicycle riders every year during Solstice Parade. No big deal. We're all naked under our clothes. Get over it. Also, how can you disparage a city that W and now Palin, refuse to visit?
 
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