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Megain		2008-09-22 11:04:04 AM

submitter: Not news: Bikini-wearing thief jewel thief caught with pockets full of panties. Fark: it's a dude

i wonder if the guy was a thief

Bag-o-Nugs		2008-09-22 11:07:48 AM

That is one man bad man.

cartersdad		2008-09-22 11:13:27 AM

hardcore...

and...

Woah

The Anti-Laura		2008-09-22 11:15:43 AM

Mankini?

Huskadoodle		2008-09-22 11:15:52 AM

Bikinis have thief pockets thief?

jebusfreak		2008-09-22 11:16:03 AM

Thief jewel thief? I've never heard of a "thief jewel."

Fark Drudge		2008-09-22 11:16:56 AM

Worst headline ever?

psypaul2		2008-09-22 11:17:22 AM

Excited about that headline there subby? Proofread, then submit... thanks.

Least Extreme Elimination Challenge		2008-09-22 11:17:31 AM

Obligatory

www.dealbreaker.com

ChicagoJohn		2008-09-22 11:17:37 AM

I accidentally an ENTIRE?

pxlboy		2008-09-22 11:17:51 AM

this thread is perfectly fine without pics

oryx		2008-09-22 11:17:57 AM

Pictures or it did not happen.

MalloreeH		2008-09-22 11:18:05 AM

The underwear had to be cut off Ramos

sounds painful...

the money is in the banana stand		2008-09-22 11:18:59 AM

Mankini seen leaving the scene of the crime?

^For the fellow Soup lovers.

BeerBear		2008-09-22 11:19:55 AM

oryx: Pictures or it did not happen.

No thanks, I prefer not to see them :p

Now if is some ladies in bikini's......

gonzojohn		2008-09-22 11:20:28 AM

Smitty: Not news: Bikini-wearing thief jewel thief caught with pockets full of panties. Fark: it's a dude

Well, that's like, just your opinion man.

Yakk		2008-09-22 11:20:44 AM

Having never submitted a headline with a severe grammatical error myself, I shall mock subby now.

O wait...

Having never had a submitted a headline with a severe grammatical error greenlit, I shall mock the mods now.

johndalek		2008-09-22 11:21:36 AM

Bikini-wearing thief jewel thief

huh?

imgod2u		2008-09-22 11:21:39 AM

Department of Redundancy Department wants its headline back.

Huskadoodle		2008-09-22 11:22:13 AM

Yakk: I shall mock the mods now.

Not a mod job mod

bim1154		2008-09-22 11:23:29 AM

After being chased while wearing those panties and string bikinis, you know there's going to be a whole lot of funk, sweat and shiat stains. Doubtful anyone is going to want their stuff back.

Shakespeare's Monkey		2008-09-22 11:26:28 AM

I just knew this was going to be an excuse to post banana hammocks. Have you no mercy? It's Monday, for cryin out loud.

Not a banana hammock, and probably not safe for most work environments.

The Angry Hand of God		2008-09-22 11:30:02 AM

Just a little Mankini!

/So Meaty!

Dinjiin		2008-09-22 11:31:25 AM

"This page requires a javascript enabled browser"

Lovely. Websites that throw up solid CSS foregrounds or redirect you to an error page if you have Javascript disabled need to DIAF.

Menu -> View -> Page Style -> No Style -> Profit!

Sarcastica75		2008-09-22 11:31:56 AM

hawt

MonkeyAngst		2008-09-22 11:33:02 AM

Leslie?

/no, not posting a pic -- no one needs that in the morning.

MooseMuffin		2008-09-22 11:33:52 AM

I think I'd consider that first part news all by itself.

emstro		2008-09-22 11:33:55 AM

Foobies: Bikini-wearing thief jewel thief caught with pockets full of panties. Fark: it's a dude

Pythagoras		2008-09-22 11:34:28 AM

Bikinis have pockets? Really?

andyofne		2008-09-22 11:34:58 AM

Megain: i wonder if the guy was a thief

He's a thief jewel thief.

Sort of a specialist in the field of thievery related to jewels.

Marquis de Sod		2008-09-22 11:37:17 AM

-1 for the subby headline subby

jackbooty		2008-09-22 11:41:08 AM

I have no idea what is going on.

Barakku		2008-09-22 11:41:56 AM

andyofne: Megain: i wonder if the guy was a thief

He's a thief jewel thief.

Sort of a specialist in the field of thievery related to jewels.

And he's also a thief!

BeerBear		2008-09-22 11:46:02 AM

Nick Nostril: /sorry

No you are not :p

JesterGirl		2008-09-22 11:48:56 AM

MonkeyAngst		2008-09-22 11:55:08 AM

Hmmm... a thief jewel thief would be someone who steals thief jewels.

A thief jewel would be a kleptomaniac Alaskan folk singer.

Boomer eight		2008-09-22 11:56:08 AM

Bikini-wearing thief jewel thief

I love redundancy because I love it.

JesterGirl		2008-09-22 11:57:47 AM

Knows a thing or two about thieving...

trappedspirit		2008-09-22 12:01:56 PM

Thief jewel thief!

bongmiester		2008-09-22 12:08:51 PM

redundant submitter redundant

Oldiron_79		2008-09-22 12:10:05 PM

I wonder how hes gonna like prison.....

Razorwolf		2008-09-22 12:14:28 PM

As long as he has pockets full of panties, he's not out stealing bikini-wearing thief jewels.

seveword		2008-09-22 12:16:55 PM

I'M A THIEF JEWEL THIEF AND I DON'T MIND

farkingatwork		2008-09-22 12:18:11 PM

family jewels?

HomoHabilis		2008-09-22 12:19:47 PM

subby gets paid by the letter

/Not not news: Bikini-wearing thief jewel thief caught with panties pockets full of panties. Fark: it's a it's a dude

Claude Ballse		2008-09-22 12:26:58 PM

And as I clicked into this thread, "Arnold Layne" is playing on my iTunes. Weird.

Nick Nostril		2008-09-22 12:47:14 PM

Shakespeare's Monkey: I just knew this was going to be an excuse to post banana hammocks. Have you no mercy? It's Monday, for cryin out loud.

Not a banana hammock, and probably not safe for most work environments.

Said I was sorry.