I knew a girl in college who I rebuffed b/c her mom was one of my profs- she later went out and then moved in with her high school math teacher.

/figured I dodged a bullet there

Anyone have the contact info for her parents? I have 24 million dollars that I need to move out of Egypt and I would be more than happy to give her parents a generous share of the money for letting me use their bank accounts.

/I wish.

In and Indian accent: The only way your hot daughter's marks will improve is if she moves in with me. And by "moves in with me" I mean lets me drill her nightly.

Crosshair: Anyone have the contact info for her parents? I have 24 million dollars that I need to move out of Egypt and I would be more than happy to give her parents a generous share of the money for letting me use their bank accounts.

/I wish.

YES SIR I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELPS, IF YOU WILL ONLY SEND ME A CHECK FOR $10,000 NIGERIAN DOLLARS TO HELP FACILITATE THE TRANSFERRING OF CERTAIN MONIES REQUIRED FOR SUCH INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGES THANK YOU SIR
01-43-050-909013473

Doctor Funkenstein: "How do we call him?"

"He gave us a signal."

Hilarious

So the girl didn't see anything wrong with moving in with her male teacher? This guy must be good looking.

Ahhh, an Indian family learns about the trouble of outsourcing work.

Though short, this thread is already full of win.

FTA:

A schoolteacher was arrested on Saturday for allegedly forcing one of his students - a Madhyamik topper - to have sex with him, threatening to blackmail her with photographs of their intimate moments.

Imagine, the teacher threatened to blackmail the student!

d23: well... that reads like a bad Hentai story...

There are good hentai stories?

T-Servo: I knew a girl in college who I rebuffed b/c her mom was one of my profs- she later went out and then moved in with her high school math teacher.

/figured I dodged a bullet there

Was the prof any good looking?

I bet she wins the next ESPN spelling bee:

P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E.

Crow The Robot: T-Servo: I knew a girl in college who I rebuffed b/c her mom was one of my profs- she later went out and then moved in with her high school math teacher.

/figured I dodged a bullet there

Was the prof any good looking?

No- why, what did you have in mind?

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Crosshair: Anyone have the contact info for her parents? I have 24 million dollars that I need to move out of Egypt and I would be more than happy to give her parents a generous share of the money for letting me use their bank accounts.

/I wish.

YES SIR I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELPS, IF YOU WILL ONLY SEND ME A CHECK FOR $10,000 NIGERIAN DOLLARS TO HELP FACILITATE THE TRANSFERRING OF CERTAIN MONIES REQUIRED FOR SUCH INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGES THANK YOU SIR
01-43-050-909013473

Wrong is the way you are doing this.

Pribar: startan3: d23: well... that reads like a bad Hentai story...

There are good hentai stories?

For the love of God don't get the Hentai crowd going...

Too late.
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

/TMI?

Meh... he was just looking for some sexy time with a sweet young thing. Usually in India they don't make such a big deal out of that.

keypusher: Though short, this thread is already full of win.

FTA:

A schoolteacher was arrested on Saturday for allegedly forcing one of his students - a Madhyamik topper - to have sex with him, threatening to blackmail her with photographs of their intimate moments.

Imagine, the teacher threatened to blackmail the student!

It's India, where the rapist feels way less shame than the victim if the incident becomes public. So those kind of blackmails are extremely common.

The last time I checked, a fresh pretty 12-year-old virgin girl can be had on the streets of Mumbai or New Delhi for around $150, cash on the deck.

Once you buy her you are free to do anything you want with her: beat her, rape her, put her out to prostitution---even kill her; no one cares.

I understand they are cheaper in the rural areas, but the wear and tear on your car because of bad roads may offset any savings.

olddinosaur: The last time I checked, a fresh pretty 12-year-old virgin girl can be had on the streets of Mumbai or New Delhi for around $150, cash on the deck.

So, what you're saying is that he was shoplifting?

/window seat

Fook: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Crosshair: Anyone have the contact info for her parents? I have 24 million dollars that I need to move out of Egypt and I would be more than happy to give her parents a generous share of the money for letting me use their bank accounts.

/I wish.

YES SIR I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELPS, IF YOU WILL ONLY SEND ME A CHECK FOR $10,000 NIGERIAN DOLLARS TO HELP FACILITATE THE TRANSFERRING OF CERTAIN MONIES REQUIRED FOR SUCH INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGES THANK YOU SIR
01-43-050-909013473

Wrong is the way you are doing this.

omg its almost as if the typos and mistakes are intentional!!! but thank you for pointing out my stupidity as I was obviously trying to be literal.
jerk.

what could possibly go wrong?

Buttsex?

Pribar: startan3: d23: well... that reads like a bad Hentai story...

There are good hentai stories?

For the love of God don't get the Hentai crowd going...

It's too late, the Pedosignal was lit
/We get signal

T-Servo: No- why, what did you have in mind?

Sometimes the mother shows what there is to come in the future. Just pure curiosity really. I didn't rule out a possible hot professor as I had one a year ago.

what could possibly go wrong?
Limp member?

I know, I know. Your story gets posted on www.fark.com

thank yu cumagain

/bandwidth tomfoolery

Crow The Robot: T-Servo: No- why, what did you have in mind?

Sometimes the mother shows what there is to come in the future. Just pure curiosity really. I didn't rule out a possible hot professor as I had one a year ago.

No such luck- that would have involved multiple fantasies and plenty of risk.

T-Servo: T-Servo: No such luck- that would have involved multiple fantasies and plenty of risk.

Too bad. My professor is in her early 40's and she looks to be in her late 20's or early 30's.

olddinosaur: The last time I checked, a fresh pretty 12-year-old virgin girl can be had on the streets of Mumbai or New Delhi for around $150, cash on the deck.

Once you buy her you are free to do anything you want with her: beat her, rape her, put her out to prostitution---even kill her; no one cares.




:Checks Orbitz for Mumbai flights then swings by ATM:


/not really

Crow The Robot: T-Servo: T-Servo: No such luck- that would have involved multiple fantasies and plenty of risk.

Too bad. My professor is in her early 40's and she looks to be in her late 20's or early 30's.

You're at Madison? What department is this goddess in?

/badger

T-Servo: T-Servo: You're at Madison? What department is this goddess in?

/badger

No shiat, what year? She works in the Com Arts department.

/Badger too

I have no respect for people who use other people to satisfy their selfish ends.

I would have no problem capping this prick.


/met a 12 year old girl on the internet
//defending her honour
///best friends forever

DO NOT fark WITH CHILDREN
IF I AM ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR farkING DISGUSTING ASS

YOU WHO WOULD DESTROY A LIFE FOR MINUTES OF YOUR OWN PLEASURE

Crow The Robot: T-Servo: T-Servo: You're at Madison? What department is this goddess in?

/badger

No shiat, what year? She works in the Com Arts department.

/Badger too

'94, International Relations
Haven't lived in Madison since 2002.

Are you talking about Beltran?

T-Servo: T-Servo: '94, International Relations
Haven't lived in Madison since 2002.

Are you talking about Beltran?

A winrar is you. What's very ironic is I ran across a personal of hers.

/Seriously debated replying to it
//Not her student anymore

davynelson: I have no respect for people who use other people to satisfy their selfish ends.

I would have no problem capping this prick.


/met a 12 year old girl on the internet
//defending her honour
///best friends forever

DO NOT fark WITH CHILDREN
IF I AM ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR farkING DISGUSTING ASS

YOU WHO WOULD DESTROY A LIFE FOR MINUTES OF YOUR OWN PLEASURE

I don't know why, but I've taken a liking to you.

olddinosaur: The last time I checked, a fresh pretty 12-year-old virgin girl can be had on the streets of Mumbai or New Delhi for around $150, cash on the deck.

Interesting. And when was the last time you checked?

/And what's a "Madhyamik topper"?

Crow The Robot: A winrar is you. What's very ironic is I ran across a personal of hers.

This is all getting a bit freaky. We'd better stop before we find out she's a Farker.

T-Servo: This is all getting a bit freaky. We'd better stop before we find out she's a Farker.

We're pretty boned anyways, Google is everyone's friend.

/Figured we should continue this convo off fark
//Check your gmail inbox

All these posts and no Little Britain reference? I was sure it would have appeared by now.

ah well, back to grading papers

chouchou: ah well, back to grading papers

Jebus there are a lot of people in the WI area on tonight.


Uchiha_Cycliste: A whole thread without pictures of hot indian girls

Enjoy

FTFA: Englishbazar

Yeah, your article is chock full of it.

I thought people from WI didn't leave the bars? Was I lied too about the greatness of your state?

lied to...sorry.