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2008-09-20 03:21:09 PM
It doesn't taste good.
 
2008-09-20 03:24:39 PM
I prefer it in bulk containers.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-20 03:25:04 PM
As long as we can get it straight from the source.
 
2008-09-20 03:32:20 PM
So long as it comes straight from the tap...
 
2008-09-20 03:32:43 PM
We have infant twins. My wife still ain't lettin' me near the taps.
 
2008-09-20 03:35:21 PM
I would approve of this idea, if only I could be assured of drinking said milk straight from the mammary glands of an attractive, large breasted woman!

ha ha!
 
2008-09-20 03:47:04 PM
It mixes well with scotch, too.

/Or so I've heard.
 
2008-09-20 03:50:49 PM
As long as I can suck is straight from the teats.
 
2008-09-20 03:51:24 PM
er, "it", even.
 
2008-09-20 03:53:00 PM
I've made ice cream with my milk for my son. It was actually pretty good.
 
2008-09-20 03:56:42 PM
So Howard Hughes was right, after all?
 
2008-09-20 04:37:56 PM
TsuZi: I've made ice cream with my milk for my son. It was actually pretty good.

Really? I would love to ask you details and share my experiences about the problems with expressing milk, but.... sshhhhhhh...I think there are boys lurking.
 
2008-09-20 04:48:43 PM
TsuZi: I've made ice cream with my milk for my son. It was actually pretty good.

"I call them Ben and Jerry".
 
2008-09-20 05:06:42 PM
ExJerseyGirl: TsuZi: I've made ice cream with my milk for my son. It was actually pretty good.

Really? I would love to ask you details and share my experiences about the problems with expressing milk, but.... sshhhhhhh...I think there are boys lurking.


You can email me. I think my email is in my profile. I'll check.
 
2008-09-20 05:19:55 PM
incarcerated: TsuZi: I've made ice cream with my milk for my son. It was actually pretty good.

"I call them Ben and Jerry".


Win.
 
2008-09-20 06:03:34 PM
Bitty
 
2008-09-20 06:06:38 PM
ExJerseyGirl: It doesn't taste good.

ExGuernseyGirl dissagrees.
 
2008-09-20 06:07:09 PM
for some reason this reminds me of the time the city kid of my mom's friend came into our house and announced "mommy guess what i did! i tried cat milk!" and then proceeded to tell us how she nursed of the barn cat.

/this may be more gross
 
2008-09-20 06:07:46 PM
seattletimes.nwsource.com
Breeeast milk. You make my day-ayyy!
 
2008-09-20 06:08:16 PM
*off.
 
2008-09-20 06:09:17 PM
Part of this complete breakfast!
 
2008-09-20 06:13:13 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Mama.
 
2008-09-20 06:13:37 PM
Damn right.

This ex girlfriend of mine once asked if I thought she should get a nipple ring.

I was like damn, girl, hell no. Would YOU want to buy a gallon of milk with a farkin railroad spike in it? shiat.
 
2008-09-20 06:14:45 PM
-I've sometimes wondered how many guys tried nursing on their wives/girlfriends when they have kids, the curiosity must be tremendous...


/never had the chance ;-(
 
2008-09-20 06:26:44 PM
What the f*ck is wrong with you hippies?
 
2008-09-20 06:27:57 PM
You know, every time someone brings this up, two things occur to me:

1. It HAS to be better for us than cow's milk.
2. The farms would be, um, interesting.

/Doesn't want to think about it too much
//Okay, he does, but doesn't what to think about what that means.
 
2008-09-20 06:29:21 PM
Free anti-bodies, why bother getting sick myself...
 
2008-09-20 06:32:27 PM
Molavian: What the f*ck is wrong with you hippies?

There are people who risk jail time to sip unpasteurized milk. That seems extreme to me. 500 dollar fine for even giving it away. Probably the same people who don't vaccinate their kids.
 
2008-09-20 06:33:48 PM
cookies, maybe?
 
2008-09-20 06:33:55 PM
Meh, Steve already knew this! (language may be NSFW)

pops (new window)
 
2008-09-20 06:35:54 PM
pmpn8ez: Breeeast milk. You make my day-ayyy!

Cambodian, though, right?
 
2008-09-20 06:38:32 PM
BatardAmericain: pmpn8ez: Breeeast milk. You make my day-ayyy!

Cambodian, though, right?


Only the finest.
 
2008-09-20 06:40:05 PM
Waiting for someone to post furry pics of anthropomorphic cows with huge tits.

Of course, just by mentioning it, I've already scarred your mind's eye quite effectively.
 
2008-09-20 06:45:41 PM
i77.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-20 06:56:04 PM
Caulfield [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 03:24:39 PM
"I prefer it in bulk containers."


That woman is a cock tease. She doesn't pose nude but she would be perfect for it. All she does is build you up then let you down.
 
2008-09-20 06:59:43 PM
www.mipunto.com

Mmmmm. Momzarella!
 
2008-09-20 07:00:47 PM
First of all, if you're partner is nursing, its likely that sexual activity will trigger a letdown reflex. Its going to come out, sooner or later. The taste varies from time to time. My wife once made mac and cheese with it for our daughter who was just getting into solid foods. Worked pretty well. As for adults, there is a downside. Breast milk has a natural laxative effect, because infant GI tracts need all the help they can get at first, what with colic and all. If you end up drinking too much of it, it WILL give you the shiats, and it will smell and look more and more like infant poop. That can be disconcerting if you are not expecting it.

/haven't made ice cream yet
//sounds interesting.
///the double Medela pumps are the absolute best.
 
2008-09-20 07:04:40 PM
Boobies!
 
2008-09-20 07:05:44 PM
MBA Whore: That woman is a cock tease. She doesn't pose nude but she would be perfect for it. All she does is build you up then let you down.

Who, Denise Milani? Yeah, she's a big steaming bowl of hawt. I accept her limitations in exchange for free pictures of her.

You know who does do nudes, though? Chloe Vevrier.
pics.livejournal.com
 
2008-09-20 07:09:34 PM
TsuZi: I've made ice cream with my milk for my son. It was actually pretty good.

Hemmina... Himmina... err... ummm...

/My bunk! Where is my bunk?
 
2008-09-20 07:13:42 PM
VonAether: Who, Denise Milani? Yeah, she's a big steaming bowl of hawt. I accept her limitations in exchange for free pictures of her.

Saw her in person at an event in Dallas. It was like staring at the sun.
 
2008-09-20 07:16:35 PM
smells homeless: The farms would be, um, interesting.

There is a fetish like this out there, you know...
 
2008-09-20 07:17:42 PM
TsuZi: I've made ice cream with my milk for my son. It was actually pretty good.

mmmmmmm....Boobies shake
 
2008-09-20 07:18:12 PM
Amigajoe: -I've sometimes wondered how many guys tried nursing on their wives/girlfriends when they have kids, the curiosity must be tremendous...


/never had the chance ;-(


Well, not deliberately "nursing", but got a taste once. My wife had weaned our son but was still lactating for a few weeks after. During foreplay I noticed an unusual sweet taste on her nipples, she said "oh, must just be a little milk".

Is it wrong that this was the biggest turn-on ever?
 
2008-09-20 07:19:01 PM
VonAether: You know who does do nudes, though? Chloe Vevrier

That looks like a continuous backache.
 
2008-09-20 07:20:51 PM
Andric: As long as I can suck is straight from the teats.

/pictures a woman with "as long as I can suck" tattooed on her teats

YES. Where do I find this woman?
 
2008-09-20 07:24:02 PM
It reads as though we have a lot of dudes with mommy issues in here........
 
2008-09-20 07:30:53 PM
DeepRed_II: It reads as though we have a lot of dudes with mommy issues in here........

Blame it on Similac, man. I'm sure it's a conspiracy of some kind.

/Tinfoil bra
 
2008-09-20 07:31:52 PM
Is it to late to post a joke about wanting it straight from the tap... for the umpteenth time?

Seriously, though, Gals, I'm thirsty. I'll let you drink from my tap if you'll let me drink from yours!

/dirty
 
2008-09-20 07:32:48 PM
JonnyBGoode: smells homeless: The farms would be, um, interesting.

There is a fetish like this out there, you know...


Do NOT feed my weirdness. I have to deal with it on a daily basis.

/I wonder if it's this damn lactose intolerance
//I also wonder if I'll ever be able to post without a slashy-crutch
 
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