Is it too late for Playboy?

"Amber Frey, who testified against Peterson during his 2004 trial, bought a house in Clovis in 2005, taking out a $431,000 mortgage, the Fresno Bee reports. Court records show that in May she owed $16,000 in overdue payments.

A notice of default was issued on Sept. 4 and an auction is scheduled next week. If the house is sold at auction, Frey could be forced out almost immediately, but banks have become more open to negotiating with homeowners because of the sharp drop in prices.

Frey, a massage therapist, opened a day spa in Clovis last year."


I knew something was wrong when the guy who cuts my hair bought an $800,000 house. By then I'd already paid too much for mine...which we could afford.

So, she needs a place to stay eh?
*rubs chin*

Yeah there needs to be a "nobody cares" tag.
Or maybe "not news".

FTA: Amber Frey, who testified against Peterson during his 2004 trial, bought a house in Clovis in 2005, taking out a $431,000 mortgage, the Fresno Bee reports.

The per capita income for Clovis was $18,690.

Typical ratio for nutty Bay Area real estate prices is 12. She received a loan for 23 times her area's per capita income. That's nuts. She must have been polishing the lender's knob.

How did she intend to pay for her upscale house? Clovis is alfalfa. There is nothing there. She planned on selling massages at her own day-spa? Tell me another one. 80% of small businesses fail. Her business has no chance of success. It makes no sense for the area. Alfalfa doesn't need a massage. The business was doomed.

The loan was well beyond the community norm. Resale near the loan value is highly unlikely. No legitimate lender would approve this nonsense. I guess taxpayers will be forced to bail her out.

Delay: FTA: Amber Frey, who testified against Peterson during his 2004 trial, bought a house in Clovis in 2005, taking out a $431,000 mortgage, the Fresno Bee reports.

The per capita income for Clovis was $18,690.

Typical ratio for nutty Bay Area real estate prices is 12. She received a loan for 23 times her area's per capita income. That's nuts. She must have been polishing the lender's knob.

How did she intend to pay for her upscale house? Clovis is alfalfa. There is nothing there. She planned on selling massages at her own day-spa? Tell me another one. 80% of small businesses fail. Her business has no chance of success. It makes no sense for the area. Alfalfa doesn't need a massage. The business was doomed.

The loan was well beyond the community norm. Resale near the loan value is highly unlikely. No legitimate lender would approve this nonsense. I guess taxpayers will be forced to bail her out.

Alfalfa doesn't need a massage, but she could stay in business if she got a little Spanky with her customers.

Scott Peterson's ex-girlfriend Amber Frey is losing her house to foreclosure. Yes, this is considered "top news" at UPI

And at FARK, apparently.

See, it's ok if Fark links to it because it's not news. Anyone else that reports it is just part of the problem.

$431,000 mortgage..... a massage therapist.....

Glad to know our tax $$ will help bail these people out.

Where's the pics? Come on Farkers, I had higher hopes.

Where's the pics? Come on Farkers, I had higher hopes.

Oh. They're somewhere. But in my memory, I'll always remember the teeth. Shudder.

BigBaldRon Is it too late for Playboy?

No, but it's way too ugly for Playboy. Don't you remember the pictures?



How that skank thought she could afford a house like that with only one (very limited) talent and no education is beyond me.

My guess is the book proceeds went almost entirely to Gloria Allred, who was at the trial almost every day for no apparent reason other than facetime with the cameras. That's a lot of hours at $500 per.

And I don't feel too sorry for Amber having been "taken advantage of". She was farking Peterson within minutes of meeting him for the first time; couldn't even wait 'til after dinner. She had two babies by two different men, neither of whom was married to her. She's a whore, and a clumsy one at that.

jmsvrsn:

Alfalfa doesn't need a massage, but she could stay in business if she got a little Spanky with her customers.

Spanky had the closest chance but no one in the Gang will be her customer, they're pushing up daisies, maybe in Clovis:

Alfalfa -- Carl Switzer was shot to death at age 31

Chubby -- 300-pound Norman Chaney died at age 18 following an operation

Buckwheat -- William Thomas died at age 49 of a heart attack.

Darla Hood -- The Our Gang leading lady contracted hepatitis and died at age 47

Wheezer -- Robert Hutchins was killed in an airplane accident at age 19

Breezy Brisbane -- Kendall McComas committed suicide at age 64 two weeks before his retirement.

Froggy -- William Robert Laughline was killed in a motor scooter accident at age 16.

Mickey Daniels -- Richard Daniels, died alone in a hotel room of alcoholic cirrhosis at 55

Stymie -- died of a stroke at age 56

Spanky -- George McFarland went on to become a Forth Worth, Texas businessman before his death of a heart attack in 1993.

Delay: jmsvrsn: Alfalfa doesn't need a massage, but she could stay in business if she got a little Spanky with her customers.

Spanky had the closest chance but no one in the Gang will be her customer, they're pushing up daisies, maybe in Clovis

Thread over.

Begoggle: Yeah there needs to be a "nobody cares" tag.
Or maybe "not news".

Aren't all Fark links "not news?"

/except "news" and "newsflash" links
//sometimes

Every town has its upscale area, and around Fresno that area is Clovis. Pretty much all white, with a smattering of Hmong, it does have money, as if to prove it, three new high school complexes financed with a 100 million dollar local bond issue have been built over the last 10 years.

I'd wager the school assessments are what push many homeowners over the brink there right now.

The skank deserves it.

Delay: jmsvrsn:

Alfalfa doesn't need a massage, but she could stay in business if she got a little Spanky with her customers.

Spanky had the closest chance but no one in the Gang will be her customer, they're pushing up daisies, maybe in Clovis:

Alfalfa -- Carl Switzer was shot to death at age 31

Chubby -- 300-pound Norman Chaney died at age 18 following an operation

Buckwheat -- William Thomas died at age 49 of a heart attack.

Darla Hood -- The Our Gang leading lady contracted hepatitis and died at age 47

Wheezer -- Robert Hutchins was killed in an airplane accident at age 19

Breezy Brisbane -- Kendall McComas committed suicide at age 64 two weeks before his retirement.

Froggy -- William Robert Laughline was killed in a motor scooter accident at age 16.

Mickey Daniels -- Richard Daniels, died alone in a hotel room of alcoholic cirrhosis at 55

Stymie -- died of a stroke at age 56

Spanky -- George McFarland went on to become a Forth Worth, Texas businessman before his death of a heart attack in 1993.

Darla died of Hepatits at 47
Mickey - Robert Blake is still alive

Where is Gloria Allred now? Oh ya, not enough cameras around to make it worth her time.

bikerdiva: Darla died of Hepatits at 47
Mickey - Robert Blake is still alive

And let's not forget Porky, who lived to be 71.

Foreclosure of a dream?

archichris:
Hmm, Lets see, I bought 10,000 sf turn of the century mansion 10 years ago for 185k.

You should have bought the Pot Cave instead, way cooler!

Link

bikerdiva: Delay: jmsvrsn:
Darla died of Hepatits at 47

Ouch. When the Gang was just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory of their Hollywood days it seems poor Darla only had painful mammaries!!

Delay: bikerdiva: Delay: jmsvrsn:
Darla died of Hepatits at 47

Ouch. When the Gang was just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory of their Hollywood days it seems poor Darla only had painful mammaries!!

hey Darla, how my dictate lat night?

JesterGirl, meh, I had ceramics class with Dave Mustaine's wife

archichris, unless you pwn a distillery or the FARK servers you won't impress here...the biggest landowner in California is some shadowy character named the U.S. Government

/oh, it's location location location

Better, more hittable pic:

I guess there are not enough happy endings in clovis!!

It could be worse. She could be wife #4/dead wife #3.

GOOD. She's a horrible person that profited from "writing" a book about being the other woman to a man that killed his pregnant wife. And also a client of Gloria Alred, whic automatically makes you an awful person.

You know, everytime I read an article about someone in a job barely cresting $25k/year buying a $400k+ house I have to laugh. They always scream "but the lender took advantage of me, predatory lending!" and it's like read the farking print people!

In 2005 she was probably still nursing her 15 seconds and thinking she could pay it, but common sense should have kicked in.

Heck massage therapists here in Ohio can barely afford a house in inner-city Cleveland ($40k per house, maybe), and I seriously doubt she has her hands on anybody wealthy enough to be her sugar daddy.

I don't think she's an "awful person" at all. One of those sad-sack women who always neeeeeeeed a man to be devoted to, but not "awful".

Babies, SHE contacted the police, not the other way around. For someone who sounds like...she does, that's really cool. Brave.

bengalt1g3r
Better, more hittable pic:

No, not really. She gives off a poor white trash vibe to me. You know, that girl who just barely got through high school, always has that vacant look in her eyes and doesn't have a husband, but rather "babies daddies".