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(NCBuy)   Warning: Imitating Santa's "Ho Ho Ho" could leave you feeling a little hoarse   ( divider line
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2470 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2002 at 5:58 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-12-23 12:06:41 PM  
I hate feeling a little horse, I always end up getting kicked in the face!! Doesn't stop me doing it though! Neigh!! I've used up all my exclamation points.
2002-12-23 12:28:55 PM  
It sounds like there's a lot of swallowing going on.
2002-12-23 06:02:20 PM  
No, it's the Ho I'm going to leave a little bit hoarse
2002-12-23 06:03:10 PM  
Okay. . . good to know, no where's the rum and eggnog?
2002-12-23 06:05:21 PM  
Nothing like nasal Santa.
2002-12-23 06:06:20 PM  
Herm.... No shiat.
2002-12-23 06:06:50 PM  
Cause a santa that's only got two hoes, no one would believe.

Cause used to go ho ho ho, now he only goes ho ho oh oh.
Where did the other ho go? I don't know.
Santa's feeling kind of low.

Santas feeling one ho light.
2002-12-23 06:09:43 PM  
This story is so useless, who goes around shouting "HO HO HO" to the point of straining their vocal cords? I did it once but I was in south central LA trying to be hip and shiat.
2002-12-23 06:11:29 PM  
is that why Snoop Dog's voice is sounding raspy lately ?
2002-12-23 06:12:09 PM  
2002-12-23 06:12:13 PM  
I was always taught not to ho through my nose. It puts unnecessary stress on the septum.
2002-12-23 06:17:24 PM  
Jo Jo Jo!!

/Jose Jimenez
2002-12-23 06:33:19 PM  
Not to mention the Clap...

2002-12-23 06:42:54 PM  
I hate it when my ho's have it coming out thier noses
2002-12-23 06:44:18 PM  
Cooper says the way to get the most out of your hos is by humming

ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, he, he, he
2002-12-23 06:45:39 PM  
When you feel the humming resonate in your face, it's time to let those hos loose.

this writer is a real comedian
2002-12-23 07:11:30 PM  
'twas the night before christmas and all thru the house
not a playtex was stirring, not even a blouse.
Her bra it was flung on the floor with no care
four fairies with whips did their thing in my lair....

ahhh, I got nothin'...
2002-12-23 07:29:08 PM  
I think i read that wrong i thought they meant whores "ho's" not saying ho ho ho hehehehe silly me
2002-12-23 07:33:05 PM  
No wonder every pimp I know has a deep raspy voice. Santa only has to say HO HO HO one month a year, its 24/7 for a pimp.
2002-12-23 07:33:30 PM  
2002-12-23 08:17:30 PM  
Cooper says the way to get the most out of your hos is by humming

Hummers are good. Anal's fun, too, but it costs extra.
2002-12-23 08:56:44 PM  
I'm speechless
2002-12-23 09:18:33 PM  
Messing with Santa's ho can leave you feeling a little horse.
2002-12-24 01:36:15 AM  
Once I felt a little horse and he kicked me in the throat.
2002-12-24 03:51:17 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
Evil Santa: HO! HO! HO!


The cruel bastard replied: "You'll shoot your eye out."

And masterbation will cause blindness too. Big deal. Give me the gun!
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