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(Some Guy)   Bad: You're 15 and your gf breaks up with you. Good: Her friend texts you because she likes you. Indifferent: You find out the friend is actually your ex's 37-year-old mom. Fark: Relationship begins. w/ Milfshot goodness   (whotv.com) divider line 175
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2008-09-19 04:49:04 PM
I read the article hoping for a quote from the original girlfriend... damnit
 
2008-09-19 04:54:26 PM
Little Miracles... HA
 
2008-09-19 05:02:47 PM
Deadfeznt: Little Miracles... HA

Kind of like 'Precious Snowflakes' yeah?
 
2008-09-19 05:03:50 PM
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson!
 
2008-09-19 05:07:18 PM
idk my bff jills mom.
 
2008-09-19 05:07:23 PM
Little wall-eyed but still hittable.
 
2008-09-19 05:07:42 PM
Rew, rew, rew.
 
2008-09-19 05:08:04 PM
But I'm a grown man with skills.
 
2008-09-19 05:08:17 PM
any good studies out as to why this seems to have happened only in the past couple of years?
 
2008-09-19 05:08:33 PM
giddy up!
 
2008-09-19 05:08:33 PM
Too bad the kid is too young to drink, because she is a 6.......pack.
 
2008-09-19 05:08:39 PM
Nice.
 
2008-09-19 05:08:42 PM
Do I have to buy a ticket for this train?
 
2008-09-19 05:08:43 PM
Tr0mBoNe: idk my bff jills mom.

Awesome.
 
2008-09-19 05:09:06 PM
Where are the irony police?
 
2008-09-19 05:09:18 PM
Deadfeznt: Little Miracles... HA

According to TFA, there were about 12 of them.
 
2008-09-19 05:09:23 PM
Dear Penthouse. I think the law is opening your mail...
 
2008-09-19 05:09:32 PM
Shannon Rew the days she slept with a minor.
 
2008-09-19 05:09:39 PM
charged with multiple counts of sexual abuse

Bullshiat, bullshiat, bullshiat and bullshiat.

They just need some bullshiat reason to charge her.
 
2008-09-19 05:09:46 PM
Speaking as a guy who could only have dreamt of something like this happening to me while I was a teenager: WHY THE fark CAN'T THESE BOYS KEEP THEIR farkING MOUTHS SHUT?!

/snitches don't get biatches
 
2008-09-19 05:09:48 PM
Does she like him like him, or just like him? More than a friend?
 
2008-09-19 05:10:25 PM
TheFredSavages: any good studies out as to why this seems to have happened only in the past couple of years?

It's always happened. It's just now the internet sensationalizes it for the whole world to see.
 
2008-09-19 05:11:00 PM
Well, at least she didn't tell him to kill himself on MySpace.
 
2008-09-19 05:11:05 PM
Damn, a paedophile working with toddlers, that must be every parent's nightmare.
 
2008-09-19 05:11:21 PM
He tagged both the daughter and her mother?

NICE
 
2008-09-19 05:11:31 PM
FTFA: ""We were shocked, we never would have suspected anything, she was a good employee for seven years, we've never had any problems with her and the children," says Helen Leach, director of Little Miracles. Rew had been working with toddlers at a daycare. Her supervisor says there was never any sort of sexual misconduct with Rew at the daycare".

For fark sake, TODDLERS = 15YO MALE?!? STFU
 
2008-09-19 05:11:40 PM
does that make him a MotherF**Ker?
 
2008-09-19 05:11:58 PM
JesterGirl: Does she like him like him, or just like him? More than a friend?

No real way to tell yet, she checked maybe on the note passed in study hall.
 
2008-09-19 05:12:13 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

The mom is definitely hittable; she'd prolly let you put it up the pooper.

/I'd be all over that like a diabetic on a sugar cookie.
 
2008-09-19 05:12:20 PM
The mom knows what to do, the girl still smells like pee.
 
2008-09-19 05:12:45 PM
Dero: Speaking as a guy who could only have dreamt of something like this happening to me while I was a teenager: WHY THE fark CAN'T THESE BOYS KEEP THEIR farkING MOUTHS SHUT?!

/snitches don't get biatches


So it's cool if I commit statutory rape with a 15 year old girl, then?
 
2008-09-19 05:12:56 PM
I know more than you: Damn, a paedophile working with toddlers, that must be every parent's nightmare.

You're an idiot. A 15 year old boy is not the same thing as a pedophile.
 
2008-09-19 05:13:02 PM
So the daughter's name was Stacy I assume?
 
2008-09-19 05:13:07 PM
Where were all these brazen hussies when I was 15 ? Goddammit.
 
2008-09-19 05:13:36 PM
TheFredSavages: any good studies out as to why this seems to have happened only in the past couple of years?

Of course it happened before. It's just that now, via the web, everyone has access to everyone else's local news, stuff you wouldn't have ever heard about otherwise.
 
2008-09-19 05:13:42 PM
Holy shiat that's ironic.

not really ironic at all
 
2008-09-19 05:13:45 PM
IdahoPrime: So it's cool if I commit statutory rape with a 15 year old girl, then?

Yes
 
2008-09-19 05:13:59 PM
I know more than you: Damn, a paedophile working with toddlers, that must be every parent's nightmare.

Do we need to get into the definition of pedophilia again?
 
2008-09-19 05:14:02 PM
TheFredSavages: any good studies out as to why this seems to have happened only in the past couple of years?

My guess is you tell two generations of women that all they have to do to get what they want out of men, who a boorish pigs and "children" is to cop that pose and address them like they were... 15 year old boys.

Actual grown men aren't interested in that crap, voilà... 15 year old boys are.

There's a whole lot of women out there who are incapable of dealing with grown men when those men look at them like they're from Mars when they snap their fingers and hold up a hoop to jump through.

It's sort of a cross between sad and boring. Like TeeVee. Like most people who prey on children, sexually, I think do it because kids pose no threat to their ego.
 
2008-09-19 05:14:14 PM
IdahoPrime: Dero: Speaking as a guy who could only have dreamt of something like this happening to me while I was a teenager: WHY THE fark CAN'T THESE BOYS KEEP THEIR farkING MOUTHS SHUT?!

/snitches don't get biatches

So it's cool if I commit statutory rape with a 15 year old girl, then?


No dude, that would make you Satan-Hitler, never mind if shes dressed like a $10 hooker.

Stupid.
 
2008-09-19 05:14:15 PM
Not bad.

I would hit it.

/With protection of course
//Unlike anyone in the Palin clan.
 
2008-09-19 05:14:18 PM
This is her local police take on the matter.

Link (new window)
 
2008-09-19 05:14:26 PM
El_Swino: He tagged both the daughter and her mother?

NICE


Dear Penthouse Forum ...
 
2008-09-19 05:14:52 PM
TheFredSavages: any good studies out as to why this seems to have happened only in the past couple of years?



No they only seem to do studies on meaningless things.
 
2008-09-19 05:14:59 PM
El_Swino: He tagged both the daughter and her mother?

NICE

z.about.com
Approves
 
2008-09-19 05:15:08 PM
dothemath: Little wall-eyed but still hittable.

Hell yes. If she'd just smile a little.

/or cry.
 
2008-09-19 05:15:17 PM
Lucky "victim". If I was 15, I would've tapped that with great vengeance and furious anger.
 
2008-09-19 05:15:41 PM
Does this qualify as the Roommate Switch?
www.classictvquotes.com
 
2008-09-19 05:15:44 PM
This thread is already so winderful.

I'd hit it like the fist of a slightly perturbed god.
 
2008-09-19 05:15:45 PM
IdahoPrime: Dero: Speaking as a guy who could only have dreamt of something like this happening to me while I was a teenager: WHY THE fark CAN'T THESE BOYS KEEP THEIR farkING MOUTHS SHUT?!

/snitches don't get biatches

So it's cool if I commit statutory rape with a 15 year old girl, then?


If it's consentual: yes. Age of consent laws are bullshiat. People used to get married at 12, start a family at 13, retire at 14, and die of old age at 15.
 
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