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(The Morning Call)   Fanny pack-wearing bandit attempts to carjack a driver's ed vehicle, only to have the instructor tell the student to STEP ON THE FRIGGIN' GAS   (mcall.com) divider line 39
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2008-09-19 01:15:11 PM
i253.photobucket.com

not amused.
 
2008-09-19 01:16:22 PM
Shouldn't the instructor have said, "Throw it in reverse and run over his foot"?

Or

"Wait until he grabs the car, then floor it and let's see how far we can drag him."
 
2008-09-19 01:18:05 PM
Cruising through downtown traffic on a moped is much more entertaining in GTAIV than in real life.
 
2008-09-19 01:19:44 PM
I'm sorry, what kind of pack?
OOOOHHH... a FANNY pack, as in omfgroflpip
 
2008-09-19 01:20:22 PM
"He was described as being about 50, 5 feet eight inches tall and about 200 pounds."

I'm asking the grammar Nazis here, should that 5 be a five?
 
2008-09-19 01:20:41 PM
img90.imageshack.us

This thread needs more fanny pack.
 
2008-09-19 01:20:56 PM
Fake.

TFA claims the carjacker was a white guy.
 
2008-09-19 01:24:43 PM
"Apply the brake, put it into reverse, now gently accelerate.....Now Stephanie, gently extend your arm... Extend your middle fin-geh. Very good, well done."
 
2008-09-19 01:25:07 PM
A fag bag is a perfect place to carry a .38 caliber revolver.

/just saying.
 
2008-09-19 01:27:03 PM
+1 subby
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/ Hicks bit
 
2008-09-19 01:28:21 PM
dopirt: "He was described as being about 50, 5 feet eight inches tall and about 200 pounds."

I'm asking the grammar Nazis here, should that 5 be a five?


Yes, as it's a number under ten. Some extend it to under twenty.
 
2008-09-19 01:28:22 PM
I thought it was funny that the would be carjacker had on brown suspenders.
 
2008-09-19 01:33:02 PM
Radio36: "Apply the brake, put it into reverse, now gently accelerate.....Now Stephanie, gently extend your arm... Extend your middle fin-geh. Very good, well done."

thank you, I came in here to say that.

/racking my brain as to which movie it was in, though
 
2008-09-19 01:34:43 PM
+1 for Bill Hicks

/WHY HE NO STEP ON GAS?!
 
2008-09-19 01:40:23 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"um.... will this be on the exam?"
 
2008-09-19 01:46:02 PM
Radio36: "Apply the brake, put it into reverse, now gently accelerate.....Now Stephanie, gently extend your arm... Extend your middle fin-geh. Very good, well done."

What movie was that from?
 
2008-09-19 01:47:57 PM
i34.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-19 01:49:24 PM
mkultra4013: Radio36: "Apply the brake, put it into reverse, now gently accelerate.....Now Stephanie, gently extend your arm... Extend your middle fin-geh. Very good, well done."

What movie was that from?


I broke down and googled it, couldn't stand not knowing.

one of the Naked Gun: Files of the Police Squad movies.
 
2008-09-19 01:59:18 PM
Fanny bandit attempts to....? Wha...?

/Oh...guess it helps to read a little slower...never mind.
 
2008-09-19 02:00:51 PM
internut scholar: A fag bag is a perfect place to carry a .38 caliber revolver.

/just saying.


Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2008-09-19 02:08:44 PM
came for the Naked Gun movie picture and glad it was here!

Now extend your left arm, now extend the middle finger...
 
2008-09-19 02:11:11 PM
He took off in an SUV? How does that work? Did he steal the SUV? or was he planning on coming back for it?
 
2008-09-19 02:13:50 PM
"They're on foot, you're in a truck...I think I see a way out of this!"

/wonders what reginald denny is up to these days
 
2008-09-19 02:24:06 PM
bp3.blogger.com

Enrico Palazzo wanted for questioning?
 
2008-09-19 02:24:42 PM
Surely Mack truck outrun gang of youth.
 
2008-09-19 02:44:52 PM
Now extend your left arm, now extend the middle finger...

Video goodness (scene in question is at about 2:55 in)
 
2008-09-19 02:44:57 PM
Just came in here to say that if my kid were in the car, I'd have the instructor's head on a pike.

When someone is robbing you, you comply, unless you're by yourself, and you think you can take them.

Putting another person, or worse yet, another persons kid, in jeopardy over a farking automobile that was almost certainly insured is retarded.
 
Oak
2008-09-19 02:45:36 PM
Police said the would-be carjacker was a white man who spoke with a noticeable accent that may have been Italian or Middle Eastern. He was described as being about 50, 5 feet eight inches tall and about 200 pounds. He had brown hair and eyeglasses. The sketch prepared by the state police also shows him with a slight mustache.


files.nintendic.com
 
2008-09-19 02:45:37 PM
www.scuffletown.org

Would like to discuss this fanny pack business.

/obscure?
 
2008-09-19 02:48:34 PM
FANNY Pack?? Oh, dear me, old chaps, (faints)
 
2008-09-19 02:54:04 PM
NO... HIT THE BRAAAAAAAKES!
**TOOSH**
**TOOSH**
**TOOSH**
I CAN'T... STOP EEEIIIT!
**BOOOOOOOM**
 
2008-09-19 03:06:00 PM
danno_to_infinity: mkultra4013: Radio36: "Apply the brake, put it into reverse, now gently accelerate.....Now Stephanie, gently extend your arm... Extend your middle fin-geh. Very good, well done."

What movie was that from?

I broke down and googled it, couldn't stand not knowing.

one of the Naked Gun: Files of the Police Squad movies.


It's from the first one.
 
2008-09-19 03:17:57 PM
"Anyone who witnessed the incident or recognizes the man in the sketch is asked to call Stroud Area Regional Police Department..."

It might help if you actually included the sketch in TFA, dickweeds.
 
2008-09-19 03:19:05 PM
modelcitizen: Just came in here to say that if my kid were in the car, I'd have the instructor's head on a pike.

When someone is robbing you, you comply, unless you're by yourself, and you think you can take them.

Putting another person, or worse yet, another persons kid, in jeopardy over a farking automobile that was almost certainly insured is retarded.


Wow, "unless you're by yourself" so it's better that tha guy gets into your car, pulls out a gun shoots you at close range, is better than lowering the probability of being hit by taking off like a bat out of hell?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic..otherwise I hope you're never in a big city, lot different when it's reality. You should be thanking the instructor, I feel for your kids, my God..
 
2008-09-19 03:27:23 PM
modelcitizen: Just came in here to say that if my kid were in the car, I'd have the instructor's head on a pike.

When someone is robbing you, you comply, unless you're by yourself, and you think you can take them.

Putting another person, or worse yet, another persons kid, in jeopardy over a farking automobile that was almost certainly insured is retarded.


If you were in a plane being hijacked you'd just let them fly you wherever, right?
 
2008-09-19 03:51:15 PM
MattyBlast: "Anyone who witnessed the incident or recognizes the man in the sketch is asked to call Stroud Area Regional Police Department..."

It might help if you actually included the sketch in TFA, dickweeds.


Well, the suspect was hatless.
 
2008-09-19 04:15:47 PM
modelcitizen: Just came in here to say that if my kid were in the car, I'd have the instructor's head on a pike.

When someone is robbing you, you comply, unless you're by yourself, and you think you can take them.

Putting another person, or worse yet, another persons kid, in jeopardy over a farking automobile that was almost certainly insured is retarded.


I can't see how the kid was put at risk at all. They were able to safely drive away before the dude even knew what was up. I'd probably have the instructor's head on a pike if they'd told my kid to actually get out of the vehicle and run the risk of getting raped. Of course, my kid would have shot the guy anyway, so it's a moot point.

/local
//surprised the guy didn't get shot anyway, the way we cling to our guns around here
 
2008-09-19 05:13:31 PM
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STEP ON THE GAS
 
2008-09-20 01:09:16 AM
I'm Man at Arms. In today's episode Beast-Man tried to carjack a student driver to avoid high gas prices. Stealing cars is very dangerous for everybody. There are better ways to cope with high gas prices. You can run, ride a bike, carpool with your friends, or ride a train. Remember when you steal a car. You are playing with your life.
 
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