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(nzherald)   Police to go under cover at nude beaches to ensure no sex or play in the sand   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 57
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2002-12-23 05:51:27 PM
Wow...where do they put their handcuffs? Or their badge for that matter?

PW
 
2002-12-23 05:51:35 PM
Undercover? That doesn't fit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2002-12-23 05:52:05 PM
Thats just plain silly
 
2002-12-23 05:52:31 PM
PWildcat: You don't wanna know....
 
2002-12-23 05:53:48 PM
Riiight. So what I say. These cops must have no life.
 
2002-12-23 05:53:59 PM
Do you really want to see this man naked?

 
2002-12-23 05:54:22 PM
I take it they're on the lookout for hardened criminals.
 
2002-12-23 05:54:40 PM
Welcome to little old New Zealand! Papamoa is primarily populated by retired people, except in the summer when it's full of drunken 18 year olds in their riced up and lowered cars...
 
2002-12-23 05:54:45 PM
Where do they put the billy club?
 
2002-12-23 05:55:22 PM
A doghnut is NOT a cock ring, that's how you can spot 'em.
 
2002-12-23 05:55:39 PM
Arten, either that or bearded clams...
 
2002-12-23 05:55:51 PM
HAHAHA 'under cover' lol... where will they keep their badge?
 
2002-12-23 05:56:38 PM
At first I was thinking, "I'd love that job."

But then I realized: Why are the people at nudist beaches never the kind of people you'd want to see naked in the first place?
 
2002-12-23 05:56:56 PM
The buzz-cut pubes are a dead giveaway.

That, and the regulation-issue intimidation sunglasses.
 
2002-12-23 05:56:59 PM
It's a tough job, so we're going to need volunteers. All of you, huh?
 
2002-12-23 05:57:15 PM
looks like DerangedHermit beat me to it... ah well I guess that I have to be 'faster at the GUN' next time?
 
2002-12-23 05:59:58 PM
Is it plain clothes cops or no clothes cops that is the question
 
2002-12-23 06:00:20 PM
If this place is like most nude beaches, they are going to spend their day looking at fat bozos with micro cameras and a whole bunch of fudgepackers.
 
2002-12-23 06:00:28 PM
This makes me sad to be a NZ'er. Surely the filth have better things to do.
 
2002-12-23 06:02:11 PM
[i]"Everybody was very supportive. It's quite clear committing indecent acts in a public place is not acceptable," Mr Archibald said.[/i]

So sex is now considered indecent? Funny how everything we do centers around getting laid yet we still have problems showing boobies on prime-time television.

Hypocritical society.
 
2002-12-23 06:02:51 PM
... and on a second note, it is time to brush up on my HTML skills.
 
2002-12-23 06:03:45 PM
i saw some documentary on HBO about this dude trying to take pictures of people nude in every state. suprisingly, the nude beach people were the least cooperative. they were just a bunch of fat old hicks.
 
2002-12-23 06:05:07 PM


I'm sorry officer, I guess you're just going to have to handcuff me and take me down to the station.
 
2002-12-23 06:08:05 PM
Having sex on the beach takes real grit.
 
2002-12-23 06:08:34 PM
Misleading: "Plain clothes police" means they were prob wearing bikini's bottoms or a towel, and radio'd for back up
 
2002-12-23 06:09:19 PM
i think that dude missed a muscle
 
2002-12-23 06:14:45 PM
Aphexcoil3: Isn't that the "smart bug" from "Starship Troopers"?
 
GCD
2002-12-23 06:15:57 PM
Aphexcoil3, no way is that real...and god help us all if it is.

*pukes*
 
2002-12-23 06:16:20 PM
Good to know the men in blue are on the beat.
 
2002-12-23 06:16:44 PM
I walked through a nude beach once. It was crazy because it was winter, but some people insist on hanging out naked at the beach no matter how cold the water is. The really weird part was that there was this teenaged boy there with his parents, and he was just lounging around on his towel sporting a very noticeable woody as he watched his parents swim.

Of course I was the fully-dressed grown woman observing all of this, so who am I to judge.
 
2002-12-23 06:17:46 PM
Somebody needs to animate a GIF of a hand with a pin coming out to pop him, leaving the "after" image of gore smeared on the 'camera lens'.
 
2002-12-23 06:32:28 PM
I don't claim to be an authority on nude beaches but the times that I have been to them I have always had good experiences. I have found them to be an average of society. Some fat, some skinny, some hot and some not. Upon questioning I usually find that the ones perpetuating the myth that "everybody at nude beaches are old, fat or gay" usually has never been to one.

/2cents
 
2002-12-23 06:34:08 PM
That is just plan retarded.
1) Complants from the public? Then why are they there?
2) Sex on the beach? Great fun and tasty drink.
3) Under cover? Bwahahahahahah!!!!

/Gezzz sex Nazis
 
2002-12-23 06:41:59 PM
I wonder if the cops get hazard pay for when they catch something really wrong or disgusting. I went to hippie hollow a few years back and it was cool except for that every third person you passed was really old, had dunlap syndrom bad and was of indeterminable sex.
 
2002-12-23 06:48:55 PM
Police warned today they would arrest anyone caught having sex or engaging in sand hill hijinx.

"Sand hill hijinx"? I'm afraid. Very afraid.
 
2002-12-23 06:54:40 PM
Chicken_little;

LOL I think YOU were the perv there!!

Sorry, but your story made me laugh so hard, especially how you ended it with.."Of course I was the fully-dressed grown woman observing all of this, so who am I to judge."

Funny stuff. thx
 
2002-12-23 06:57:42 PM
Pigs...lookin for pvssy! haha its hilarious!
 
2002-12-23 07:00:31 PM
Sex on a beach, has anyone had sex on a beach? Let me tell you something. Sand gets everywhere. Everywhere. Once it's there the fun ends.
 
ndn
2002-12-23 07:07:57 PM
I have to back Waeer up on this one. Even with a towel and/or blanket, hell hath no fury like sand!! Needless to say the first few minutes are fun, hehehehehehe. So it works if ya wanna quickee.
 
2002-12-23 07:11:33 PM
Sex on the beach is a great way of reminding you of all the benefits of technology. Soft matresses which are level and don't have sticks. Sheets which are smooth compared outdoor rugs. Walls to keep the wind out. Air cond. Hot showers, soap...

But yeah. What an assignment for the boys in um, buff.
 
2002-12-23 07:30:36 PM
New Zealand, eh? Must be trying to catch these guys:

 
2002-12-23 07:31:53 PM
frodo! ive been looking for you, dude...sam is fat
 
2002-12-23 07:44:13 PM
Gee, whats the point of a nude beach w/out making whoopi ?
 
2002-12-23 08:13:35 PM
Must be nice to live in a town where there is no real crime that the cops could be spending their time on.
 
2002-12-23 08:26:04 PM
MaryShelley, you win. *hands over trophy* You just... win.
 
2002-12-23 08:32:32 PM
Don't the police have IMPORTANT crimes to stop?
 
2002-12-23 08:47:50 PM
Thank, you, thank you. I love those filthy little hobbitses.
 
2002-12-23 08:53:09 PM
Now if they'd made this decision years ago, I might have joined the police force.
 
2002-12-23 10:27:33 PM
*wonders how many people get caught on a bum rap*
 
2002-12-23 10:30:02 PM
Officer is that a truncheon you have there or do you just enjoy your work?
 
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