Information that would've come in handy last Thursday

/adjusts ankle bracelet

Sorry 'bout that.

Information that would've come in handy last Thursday
/adjusts ankle bracelet

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I think the above is a Contip.

I had a guy throw a bunch of baggies of powdered cocaine out the window as I walked up to his car.

People being drunk and high makes that part of my job so much easier.

Don't always have to. Almost hit a cop car I didn't see the other day.

"I promise... I'll just stick the protip in..."

He's down with OPP!

/Ontario Provisional Police, for the cheap seats

i remember high school

some of it

Protip: When you drink and drive drink cans instead of bottles. Cans crush when they roll under your break pedal.

/learned that from a Irishman
//only drank beer from a can
///Keg was technically a can

Oh, this was Ottowa, not Ontario. How confusing. How can you tell which farkin OPP is bustin ye? I mean, how do yo know if they're out of thir juris-dick-tion?

Ulfhednar: Oh, this was Ottowa, not Ontario. How confusing. How can you tell which farkin OPP is bustin ye? I mean, how do yo know if they're out of thir juris-dick-tion?

Ontario is the province that Ottawa and the place this guy was from is in. So their jurisdiction is the entire province. But they are highway cops, like in super-troopers.

Ulfhednar: Oh, this was Ottowa, not Ontario. How confusing. How can you tell which farkin OPP is bustin ye?

Ontario Provincial Police (OPP). Ottawa Police Service (OPS).

Next question.

Protip: Don't walk through a minefield in clown shoes.

Article didn't say he was driving drunk, just that he had an open container and littered. Still a classic dumba$$ move, though.

On the case...

Protip: When driving drunk, wait till you're past the cops before throwing out your emptiesplease steer your car into the nearest tree at high speed, killing yourself and sparing others your stupidity.

Fixed...

Protip: When driving drunk, wait till you're past your fellow officer before throwing out your empties.

LOL I remember once driving around the 495 near D.C., it was after hours, I'm driving back home and had just washed my car. I threw that damned bottle right through the rolled-up passenger window.

/clean window is cleeeeeaan

This dude told me once to wear an eye patch if you're to drunk to drive...to this day that makes me laugh.

Well, I'm Canadian, so I may as well tell my story.

I was coming from a campground way out in the sticks and heading to a festival grounds. I had beer in hand (young and stupid). I came around a corner to see a spot check. Without thinking, I threw the bottle out the window of the car and it smashed all over the road.

When I hit the spot check I was asked to get out of the car. They proceeded to tear my car apart, searching it for drugs. At that time (many years ago), I was a "known trafficker of controlled substances".

After about 30 minutes of searching the car while I stood at roadside - drunk like mad - they asked to search my trunk. I obliged.

They opened the trunk and began sifting through, then opened my toolbox - this was when my heart dropped to my feet. I'd realized I had a baggie filled with one of these "substances" in the toolbox. They began to sift through, and picked up the bag with the goods, moved it aside to check underneath and without even looking, put it back down and closed the toolbox. They then closed the trunk, gave me back my information and allowed me to proceed.

They never asked about the alcohol because, as it turned out, the "spot check" was a ruse to capture yours truly in transport of something illegal. After not finding anything, they reluctantly let me go.

To this day, I still cannot figure out not only why I never got busted that day, or why they let me drive away while very noticeably intoxicated.

Yay Canada!

All I know is people who litter should DIAF.

Doesn't it depend on whether or not you and the cop are going in the same or in opposite directions? Sure, if you're westbound and he's eastbound it makes sense to wait until you're past him. If you're both going westbound, I'd say it's better to throw out your empties before you pass him.

I remember being in a car when the driver through out an empty beer bottle as we were driving down the 605 Long Beach freeway - dumbarse. There was moderate 70mph traffice on the freeway as I watched the bottle bounce around between cars and in and out of view as headlights illuminated the freeweay behind us. The bottle rattled around and shattered spectacularly underneath a pickup that soon passed us. Within seconds the multiple Highway Patrol (Staties too the rest of the country) zoomed past us. 1- 2 -3 cruisers!!! Heart attack, because I have the same brand open container in my hand that numbnuts thru out the window. About 3/4 mi up the road the trucks pulled over by all three of them marderfarkers. Gheezuz, it was a Saturday nite and we had only left the house 10 minutes earlier. Made for a very sureal evening.

No more open containers allowed near vehicles I'm involved with.

It's been years since I've seen the driver of the car I was in...



...but he looks like this in my-mind to this day.

JonnyG: Well, I'm Canadian, so I may as well tell my story.

I was coming from a campground way out in the sticks and heading to a festival grounds. I had beer in hand (young and stupid). I came around a corner to see a spot check. Without thinking, I threw the bottle out the window of the car and it smashed all over the road.

When I hit the spot check I was asked to get out of the car. They proceeded to tear my car apart, searching it for drugs. At that time (many years ago), I was a "known trafficker of controlled substances".

After about 30 minutes of searching the car while I stood at roadside - drunk like mad - they asked to search my trunk. I obliged.

They opened the trunk and began sifting through, then opened my toolbox - this was when my heart dropped to my feet. I'd realized I had a baggie filled with one of these "substances" in the toolbox. They began to sift through, and picked up the bag with the goods, moved it aside to check underneath and without even looking, put it back down and closed the toolbox. They then closed the trunk, gave me back my information and allowed me to proceed.

They never asked about the alcohol because, as it turned out, the "spot check" was a ruse to capture yours truly in transport of something illegal. After not finding anything, they reluctantly let me go.

To this day, I still cannot figure out not only why I never got busted that day, or why they let me drive away while very noticeably intoxicated.

Yay Canada!
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Lets see, riding dirty - drunk, possesion, open container and littering....and you get a "have a nice day sir drive safely"???

Lucky mardephuker

You want to know why I pulled you over? Littering.

Oh, officer, that's not....

Littering and.....
Littering and.....
Littering and.....
Littering and.....

/I'm freakin' out, man.
//You are freakin' out.....man.