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(CNN)   Rice to Russia: I am SO over you. I don't even care what you think anymore. Russia to Rice: You're great when I'm hungry and want 1,000 of something   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2008-09-18 03:33:16 PM  
Yeah Rice...you want to sit over there and shut your goddamn mouth until January?

Because the rest of the world is sick and tired of your shiat. Just ride out your term, and go write your farking book, biatch.
 
2008-09-18 03:37:19 PM  
Mitch Hedberg FTW. Nice, subby.
 
2008-09-18 03:39:05 PM  

Norad: Because the rest of the world is sick and tired of your shiat. Just ride out your term, and go write your farking book, biatch.


I wonder if the neocons realise they are perilously close to forcing Europe to chose between hanging out with their broke and worryingly right-wing friend or being warm in the winter?
 
2008-09-18 03:40:20 PM  
i haven't slept for 3 days because that would be way too long.
 
2008-09-18 03:40:59 PM  
Rice also said that Moscow's other behavior, including using oil and gas as a weapon,

Is that like going to war over oil and gas?

threatening countries with nuclear attack


Like Iran?

selling arms to rogue states

"rogue" states being someone else's enemies?

and political persecution of journalists and dissidents

Like Lambert Rochfort, Joe LaSac and many, many others?

paints a picture of "a Russia increasingly authoritarian at home and aggressive abroad." us, sadly enough.
 
2008-09-18 03:42:18 PM  
this mitch hedberg reference is full of WIN.

ps--this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
 
2008-09-18 03:42:47 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Mitch Hedberg FTW. Nice, subby.


Thanks. I've been trying to use that in a Rice headline and my time was running out. I'm glad I got it in.
 
wee
2008-09-18 03:44:04 PM  
Golf clap, El Chode. Well done!
 
2008-09-18 03:51:56 PM  

Norad: Yeah Rice...you want to sit over there and shut your goddamn mouth until January?

Because the rest of the world is sick and tired of your shiat. Just ride out your term, and go write your farking book, biatch.


THIS.
 
2008-09-18 03:53:12 PM  
Anything we do is in the name of peace. While Russia can take their War Posturing and piss off. Isn't that right, Ms. SucksBushPenis?
 
2008-09-18 04:07:52 PM  
She'll be drunk dialing them this weekend.
 
2008-09-18 04:22:50 PM  
What does Rice know about Russia anyway, it isn't like she can see it from her house!
 
2008-09-18 04:33:07 PM  
So if we send Russia through rehab they'll be cool with us again?
 
2008-09-18 04:33:23 PM  
"a Russia increasingly authoritarian at home and aggressive abroad."

Funeral services for the img1.fark.net tag to be held tomorrow at 11.
 
2008-09-18 04:33:30 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Mitch Hedberg FTW. Nice, subby.


THIS
 
2008-09-18 04:33:43 PM  
Any country with that many warheads and that much gas will never be irrelevant.
 
2008-09-18 04:35:19 PM  
I got an ant farm but, those fellas didn't grow shiat
 
2008-09-18 04:36:07 PM  
The Russians believe Condolezza Rice is a Mexican side dish
 
2008-09-18 04:36:58 PM  
"Wanna buy a gold M?"

"What the fark do I need a gold M for?"

"Wanna buy a gold W?"
 
2008-09-18 04:37:16 PM  

Millions_Knives: The Russians believe Condolezza Rice is a Mexican side dish


Condalingus Rice! Sounds like a Mexican dish! Let's put her on a plate and send her to Mexico, so the Mexicans will eat her. White Power.

b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2008-09-18 04:37:18 PM  

wee: Golf clap, El Chode. Well done!


Agreed.
 
2008-09-18 04:37:43 PM  

Norad: Yeah Rice...you want to sit over there and shut your goddamn mouth until January?

Because the rest of the world is sick and tired of your shiat. Just ride out your term, and go write your farking book, biatch.


You just hate her because she's black.
 
2008-09-18 04:38:20 PM  

Millions_Knives: The Russians believe Condolezza Rice is a Mexican side dish


Thank you. Bill for the new monitor is en route.
 
2008-09-18 04:38:21 PM  
FTFA:
The speech also was to be translated into Russian, French and German, McCormack said.

And will also be translated into the language used by Charlie Brown's teacher.
 
2008-09-18 04:38:26 PM  

timujin: Rice also said that Moscow's other behavior, including using oil and gas as a weapon,

Is that like going to war over oil and gas?

threatening countries with nuclear attack

Like Iran?

selling arms to rogue states

"rogue" states being someone else's enemies?

and political persecution of journalists and dissidents

Like Lambert Rochfort, Joe LaSac and many, many others?

paints a picture of "a Russia increasingly authoritarian at home and aggressive abroad." us, sadly enough.


Yeah dude. Condi's blatant hypocrisy is more likely to cause tiny black holes than that super-collider dealy...
 
2008-09-18 04:38:55 PM  
See if McCain had tapped Rice for veep, this election might not be the colossal joke that it is.

I disagree with her and am scared of her, but she's actually qualified and competent.
 
2008-09-18 04:39:28 PM  
Go around!
 
2008-09-18 04:39:43 PM  
ISS cage match

/Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
 
2008-09-18 04:39:58 PM  

Norad: Yeah Rice...you want to sit over there and shut your goddamn mouth until January?

Because the rest of the world is sick and tired of your shiat. Just ride out your term, and go write your farking book, biatch.


Yes,
The Russians have a history of responding favorably to appeasers, peaceniks and pussies.

Gobama?
 
2008-09-18 04:40:27 PM  
Russia, Iran and Venezuela would be a hell of a lot more irrelevant if our idiotic war and fiscal policies didn't create $100+ oil.
 
2008-09-18 04:40:44 PM  

MaxAwesome: Yeah dude. Condi's blatant hypocrisy is more likely to cause tiny black holes than that super-collider dealy...


forums.mmanews.com
 
2008-09-18 04:40:59 PM  
"Russia's invasion of Georgia has achieved -- and will achieve -- no strategic objective," Rice said.

Unlike the brilliant strategery of our clusterf*ck in the Middle East. What have we achieved there Condi?
 
2008-09-18 04:41:41 PM  
and political persecution of journalists

Ann Coulter?
 
2008-09-18 04:42:13 PM  
Rest in peace Mitch
 
2008-09-18 04:42:25 PM  

whereisian: See if McCain had tapped Rice for veep, this election might not be the colossal joke that it is.

I disagree with her and am scared of her, but she's actually qualified and competent.


She's excellent at reading and sticking to talking points, I'll give her that. I couldn't do it.
 
2008-09-18 04:42:27 PM  
Yes, let's hate on Rice instead of Russia. Rice is the real problem with the world.
 
2008-09-18 04:43:12 PM  

JDAT: Norad: Yeah Rice...you want to sit over there and shut your goddamn mouth until January?

Because the rest of the world is sick and tired of your shiat. Just ride out your term, and go write your farking book, biatch.

You just hate her because she's black uppity.


fixed
 
2008-09-18 04:43:18 PM  

MaxAwesome: timujin: Rice also said that Moscow's other behavior, including using oil and gas as a weapon,

Is that like going to war over oil and gas?

threatening countries with nuclear attack

Like Iran?

selling arms to rogue states

"rogue" states being someone else's enemies?

and political persecution of journalists and dissidents

Like Lambert Rochfort, Joe LaSac and many, many others?

paints a picture of "a Russia increasingly authoritarian at home and aggressive abroad." us, sadly enough.

Yeah dude. Condi's blatant hypocrisy is more likely to cause tiny black holes than that super-collider dealy...


Awkward...
/I don't know why I did that
 
2008-09-18 04:44:29 PM  

Setion: Yes, let's hate on Rice instead of Russia. Rice is the real problem with the world.


How about not hating on anyone?

LOL, just kidding, let's hate everyone who doesn't do what we want them to do.
 
2008-09-18 04:45:19 PM  
Russia's policies are putting it on a path to isolation and irrelevance, U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Thursday.

This is either spin or frustration, because she's not stupid enough to actually believe that.
 
2008-09-18 04:45:41 PM  
that Condolezza Rice is one handsome woman.
i have to hand it to him for not jumping ship or hiding form the public like so many of Lil'Bushs other play pals. even his own party is turning their back on him, typical.
but still.
just go.
we'll mop up the blood. and flush the toilet. and suffer for your fail.
 
2008-09-18 04:48:01 PM  
An isolated Russia is far more relevant..
 
2008-09-18 04:48:22 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: You just hate her because she's black uppity elitist.

refixed, relevant to our times
 
2008-09-18 04:48:42 PM  
Hi Russia. I plans on giv speek. U listn, K?
 
2008-09-18 04:48:54 PM  
Pretty sure if Mexican troops killed some US minutemen at the border we'd STILL be at war with Mexico 2 years from now.

If you ask me, Russia showed a bit of restraint by removing troops so early.
 
2008-09-18 04:50:19 PM  
www.theonion.com
 
2008-09-18 04:51:49 PM  

Setion: Yes, let's hate on Rice instead of Russia. Rice is the real problem with the world.


Well, we are brutally outnumbered.

/Tree! No. Doubletree. Hell yeah!
//I had my heart set on quadrupletree.. And we were almost there!
 
2008-09-18 04:51:55 PM  
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
 
2008-09-18 04:52:17 PM  
Anytime someone says how attractive Condoleeza is, I wonder how long ago they had their last eye exam.
 
2008-09-18 04:52:36 PM  

T-Luv: Condalingus Rice! Sounds like a Mexican dish! Let's put her on a plate and send her to Mexico, so the Mexicans will eat her. White Power.


Ching chang ching chong, I can't understand you! White power.
 
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