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(abclocal.go.com)   ♫ Frank, Frank, Frank of Long Island ♫ Car thief, what a louse ♫ AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa ♫ WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOUSE ♫   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 53
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2008-09-18 08:07:36 AM  
I will have that stuck in my head all day now.

Thanks
 
2008-09-18 08:23:30 AM  
I am typing this through the tears of laughter. I salute you subby.
 
2008-09-18 08:31:32 AM  
+1 indeed. Thanks for the laugh.
 
2008-09-18 08:31:49 AM  
They should have stopped at Frank Dawson the first...
 
2008-09-18 08:35:24 AM  
This is one of those rare facepalm/tears of laughter moments.

+ eleventy billion subby.
 
2008-09-18 08:37:15 AM  
That was beautiful
 
2008-09-18 08:38:30 AM  
So what... Fark has gone completely lame with greenlighted submissions?
 
2008-09-18 08:44:07 AM  
Cpt Buttmunch: So what... Fark has gone completely lame with greenlighted submissions?

Awwww, poor baby. Let's get you a clean diaper and a warm bottle.

/+1 subby
 
2008-09-18 08:44:27 AM  
Screw the article, win for subby.
 
2008-09-18 08:44:52 AM  
Well done. Your next assignment is a headline done to the theme of Super-Chicken.

Proceed.
 
2008-09-18 08:48:17 AM  
I lol'd
 
2008-09-18 08:48:18 AM  
img377.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-18 08:50:06 AM  
That was f*cking brilliantly played, subby. I'd be jealous if I wasn't laughing so hard. +1
 
2008-09-18 08:50:46 AM  
Really doesn't work with a hard K sound and the song doesn't allow for a comma one that line!

/A-- wouldn't hum again
 
2008-09-18 08:50:58 AM  
Someone please explain to me, i don't get it. What is that from?
 
2008-09-18 08:51:50 AM  
Freakin' awesome.

If you're ever in town, I'll give you a handjob. No eye-contact though; that makes it not gay.

If you are of the female persuasion, your reward is me staying away from you.
 
2008-09-18 08:52:02 AM  
NOBODY tell him. It's a secret.
 
2008-09-18 08:53:42 AM  
sboyle1020: Someone please explain to me, i don't get it. What is that from?

i123.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-18 08:58:05 AM  
sboyle1020: Someone please explain to me, i don't get it. What is that from?


This.
 
2008-09-18 08:58:07 AM  
George, George, George of the Jungle ...... go figure!!

\\damm I'm already humming the song
\\now I can't get it out of my head
\\ Subby you are evil!!!
 
2008-09-18 09:00:17 AM  
I went looking for the intro to the cartoon on Youtube, only to be inundated with this new cartoon garbage. Seriously, what the hell was Cartoon Network thinking?
 
2008-09-18 09:02:13 AM  
That little ditty is the first song my mom sang such that, as a kid, I wondered what the hell was wrong with her.

I suppose for me, I'll sing "One of these things just doesn't belong" one day to a wave of blank stares.
 
2008-09-18 09:03:25 AM  
The moral of the story isn't "listen to your wife" .. its get up off the couch and beat that biatch more often.

Apparently what they failed to report was the wife came outside with a black eye saying the SUV caused it.
 
2008-09-18 09:07:43 AM  
i292.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2008-09-18 09:08:41 AM  
Lagaidh: That little ditty is the first song my mom sang such that, as a kid, I wondered what the hell was wrong with her.

I suppose for me, I'll sing "One of these things just doesn't belong" one day to a wave of blank stares.


You haven't lived until you've run back and forth in a classroom, going "neaaarr...faaaarrr," and all the students stare at you like you've just turned into an alien.
 
2008-09-18 09:10:31 AM  
This headline broke my rss thingie.
 
2008-09-18 09:15:47 AM  
Just picturing the guy in the mugshot driving an SUV, while doing the Greorge of the Jungle yell and driving into the house has me in tears. I'll be giggling all day subby, well done.

+1trillion.
 
2008-09-18 09:21:09 AM  
images.wikia.com
 
2008-09-18 09:22:01 AM  
imnotsorry.net

+1, subby, another Farker who's bringing their A game today.

/whole department is now singing "Frank, Frank, Frank of Long Island"
//including the boss
 
2008-09-18 09:27:46 AM  
Great way to start the morning. +1 Subby!
 
2008-09-18 09:34:22 AM  
Timdesuyo:
You haven't lived until you've run back and forth in a classroom, going "neaaarr...faaaarrr," and all the students stare at you like you've just turned into an alien.


I did that with my son when he was a year or two old. He *LOVED* it.
 
2008-09-18 09:35:11 AM  
i228.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-18 09:35:18 AM  
Neises: This headline broke my rss thingie.


Wow. That sucks. Hope you don't have to take a rss anytime soon.
 
2008-09-18 09:36:23 AM  
Amazing Job submitter,

It also goes well with that song from Beetlejuice (The name of which escapes me).

The one at the end that lydia dances to. I forget.

/+50e+10
 
2008-09-18 09:37:43 AM  
dittybopper: Timdesuyo:
You haven't lived until you've run back and forth in a classroom, going "neaaarr...faaaarrr," and all the students stare at you like you've just turned into an alien.

I did that with my son when he was a year or two old. He *LOVED* it.


I was the weird kid in fifth grade who slid into class on his knees and then crawled the rest of the way to his desk in the morning.

/ADHD?
//Why, certainly!
 
2008-09-18 09:46:28 AM  
www.usflags.com

HOTY candidate.
 
2008-09-18 09:54:00 AM  
Brilliant headline, simply brilliant.
 
2008-09-18 10:03:59 AM  
LAWLZ! Awesome headline. Too bad for the kiddies who don't get it.
 
2008-09-18 10:12:38 AM  
img521.imageshack.us

/yeah, the movie sucked. But John Cleese as a talking gorilla, sure.
//+1 to subby
 
2008-09-18 10:13:32 AM  
I live in the town this happened in, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/slash
 
2008-09-18 11:03:44 AM  
www.hrwiki.org

/AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
//AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
///I brought my best foot flowered
 
2008-09-18 11:19:27 AM  
Got the "George of the Jungle" AND Homsar references I was hoping for. This headline and thread are uncut, pharmaceutical-grade awesome with a street value of +1. =D
 
2008-09-18 11:41:04 AM  
Hey, cool! I spent a night in that jail!
 
2008-09-18 12:12:07 PM  
Headline WIN.
 
2008-09-18 12:32:25 PM  
img125.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-18 12:40:34 PM  
+1
 
2008-09-18 12:42:25 PM  
France: Well done. Your next assignment is a headline done to the theme of Super-Chicken.

Someone heard you:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3881947
 
2008-09-18 01:18:41 PM  
Cordwainer Deathbird: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3881947

Damn, an AP story written today specifically about "Super Chicken." That's just odd. Did subby read that story earlier, and that then planted the seed for the GOTJ headline?

BTW, +1 for subby. Aces.
 
2008-09-18 02:21:36 PM  
that's hillarious. Awesome headline.
 
2008-09-18 02:37:17 PM  
NakedReporta: Damn, an AP story written today specifically about "Super Chicken." That's just odd. Did subby read that story earlier, and that then planted the seed for the GOTJ headline?

BTW, +1 for subby. Aces.


Full disclosure, not intended as an AW or anything: the "Super Chicken" headline is mine. I wouldn't even have made the connection to use the theme song if I hadn't spied subby's brilliant work this morning. Every so often the headline gods smile 'pon us. :)
 
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