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(BAMF) Boobies Arwen, the last flowering of Elvish beauty. (sfw)   ( divider line
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59103 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2002 at 7:27 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-12-22 10:04:23 AM

2002-12-22 07:33:14 PM  
Hellooooooo, elf!
2002-12-22 07:33:21 PM  
cool... a boobies link! mucho gracias!
2002-12-22 07:36:21 PM  
I'd plant it!
2002-12-22 07:37:30 PM  
I'd like to share this. (nsfw) It boggles the mind.
2002-12-22 07:38:41 PM  
I couldn't hit her without thinking about her Dad. Major turn off. Could be a turn on for some people.
2002-12-22 07:38:42 PM  
I'd strike it!
2002-12-22 07:39:23 PM  
Do elvish ladies have pointed boobies ?
2002-12-22 07:40:33 PM  
My guess is that after this movie there will be a staunch increase in google search requests for "elf porn"
2002-12-22 07:41:22 PM  
What kind of idiot posts SFW boobies on a sunday, when noone is supposed to be working anyway? And where do all these people work? Soviet Russia?
Watching porn is the purpose of the internet! If companies allow access to the internet, they better accept that people will use it to browse porn.
2002-12-22 07:42:11 PM  
Sorry, my wording was a bit too harsh. Dattaway has cured my boobies craving, anyway :)
2002-12-22 07:42:52 PM  

12-22-02 07:37:30 PM Dattaway
I'd like to share this. (nsfw) It boggles the mind.

I'm definitally a boobs man, but that just doesn't look healthy. When one breast is bigger than the woman's head, I start getting nervous.
2002-12-22 07:43:14 PM  
Hey ! I clicked on the 'Liv Tyler naked' link and all I got was a bunch sites that had nothing to do with her. What a rip off.
2002-12-22 07:44:21 PM  
damn Dattaway's site is farked to hell...
2002-12-22 07:44:58 PM  
Oh, no! Did they lie on a porn page to get unsuspecting people to click on them only to get hundreds of totally unrelated popups? Someone better notify the Internet Authorities. :)
2002-12-22 07:45:38 PM  
Good question Reartron, but you have to wonder, would that be the only thing that's different? For instance, are she-elf pubes as graceful as the hair on their heads? What about their pussy-lips? Normal, or elven-ear style sexy? I'd better stop now...
2002-12-22 07:46:41 PM  
Tia Sara NOW THAT GIRL would have made a better writing thi with one hand now...(blinks)(scrams)
2002-12-22 07:47:13 PM  
They did. They lied. It was like they knew I couldn't resist. I don't think that's fair.
2002-12-22 07:48:07 PM  
Reactron - duh, do you seriously expect nekkid pictures from those links?
2002-12-22 07:48:09 PM  
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is it me or does she naturally look like an air head?!
she has that blank stare and dead look in her eyes like she doesnt know whats going on...

i think im right.....
2002-12-22 07:48:12 PM  
MIA Sara, my bad. (pause, then scrams)
2002-12-22 07:48:26 PM  
Reartron ? I think not. Well, maybe.
2002-12-22 07:49:33 PM  
Yea, just noticed that, sorry man. Guess I need glasses or something.
2002-12-22 07:50:36 PM  
No prob, Nelmo.
2002-12-22 07:54:11 PM  
12-22-02 07:48:07 PM Puchu
Reactron - duh, do you seriously expect nekkid pictures from those links?

I'm a naturally trusting person. What perverse pleasure could they possibly derive from denying me naked elf ? It just ain't right.
2002-12-22 07:55:19 PM  
If all elves were as bland and lifeless as Liv Tyler, then Rivendell would be as magical as Des Moines, Iowa.
2002-12-22 07:56:26 PM  
2002-12-22 07:56:47 PM  
You'd think seeing naked elves was a constitutional rights by now. I mean, carry a gun? watch naked elves? hmm, hard to decide.
2002-12-22 08:00:29 PM  
Bah. Eowyn's much hotter. Plus you don't have to put up with Agent Smith being her dad.
2002-12-22 08:04:38 PM  
Ebell, kittens everywhere lament your existence. I would be hitting that with great vigor.
2002-12-22 08:18:22 PM  
Heh... heard this morning on the Jay and Silent Bob cartoon:

Randall: If you could be Steven Tyler and therefore have the ability to sleep with any woman you wanted, who would you do?

Dante: *sigh* It'd be Kaitlyn

Randall: Wanna know who I'd sleep with?

Dante: Who?

Randall: I'd sleep with Liv Tyler.
2002-12-22 08:19:46 PM  
Nice to see liv is finally getting to look like her dad-
ugly (why these pics were allowed to see the light of day is beyond me)
2002-12-22 08:34:18 PM  
12-22-02 08:19:46 PM HellRaiserandBeerDrinker
Nice to see liv is finally getting to look like her dad-
ugly (why these pics were allowed to see the light of day is beyond me)

Sounds like you'd like the view at the Legolas link a little better.
2002-12-22 08:34:40 PM  

Ever since I've seen the movie, I have been having these little fantasies about Miranda Otto....mmmmmmm

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Strawberry blonde...Australia....Oh my..
2002-12-22 08:38:08 PM  
2002-12-22 09:04:27 PM  
Back off, JOHNDX: her brother just died. Pervert.
2002-12-22 09:06:51 PM  
If there ever was an understatement ever said in a fark post, JOHNDX's would be the KING. that chick is nasty. no im not gay, not picky, just obvious.

if you agree with me, than you really are a true farker, just like my lazy ass
2002-12-22 09:08:13 PM  
Well, she looks better in the movie. Until they start doing close-ups up her crying.
2002-12-22 09:16:00 PM  
I don't know why sfw posts keep showing up, when there's stuff like THIS (NSFW) out there.
2002-12-22 09:20:50 PM  
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Elvis beauty what?
2002-12-22 09:22:23 PM  
Well Cheeze Bob Smith WOULD kick ass if he kept his pictures linked inside the same browser.
2002-12-22 09:27:05 PM  
It's just my opinion. I, for one, find her attractive.
2002-12-22 09:36:47 PM  
I, too, found Eowyn attractive...then the action, such as it was, shifted to Rivendell and all thoughts of Rohirrim shield-maidens were banished by elven loveliness.
2002-12-22 09:52:49 PM  
site seems to be farked up. Nothing but monkey pics. is there a trick to see the real pics?
2002-12-22 09:53:47 PM  
Pointed ears are sexy.
2002-12-22 09:54:29 PM  
"You're thinking of taking my daughters' immortality, Mr Strider?"
"My name, is ARAGORN. And that's not the only thing of your daughters' i plan on taking."

I've got nothing.
2002-12-22 09:56:42 PM  
Paraphrased quote from Appendix A:
Elrond: Look, if you plan to marry my daughter, you better be kind of both Arnor *and* Gondor.
2002-12-22 09:57:38 PM  

Good god, man, where did you find those pics?
2002-12-22 10:11:36 PM  
12-22-02 09:52:49 PM GimpRulez
site seems to be farked up. Nothing but monkey pics. is there a trick to see the real pics?

Aren't you getting into this thread a little latently ? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2002-12-22 10:28:28 PM  
Bondith: I decided to check out oh my oh my oh my... these are not your high school redheads...
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