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2008-09-17 12:21:56 PM
Lincoln Center to celebrate 50 years of being mostly ignored by illiterate and uneducated Americans who would rather watch "OW My Balls" will vote McCain this November.

/Oh yeah I did!
 
2008-09-17 12:48:55 PM
Well, if the shows wouldn't have all that fag talk...

/ignoring the political trolling
 
2008-09-17 01:24:26 PM
Welcome to CostCo..(I'll let someone else finish this one)
 
2008-09-17 02:09:25 PM
i190.photobucket.com

Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"
 
2008-09-17 02:10:32 PM
Ah, yes... the same folk who consider Sarah Palin to be the bee's knees.
 
2008-09-17 02:11:33 PM
Lincoln Center to celebrate 50 years of being mostly ignored by illiterate and uneducated Americans who would rather watch "OW My Balls reality" television.
 
2008-09-17 02:12:01 PM
Shouldn't that be "OW My Head"?
www.topicsites.com
 
2008-09-17 02:12:05 PM
PBS did have a Three Tenors Get Hit in the Nutsack fundraiser at LC a year or two ago.
 
eno
2008-09-17 02:12:08 PM
Subby is apparently far better than all of us.

And sarah Palin rocks. Don't let the liberal domination of boards like these convince you that you are in the majority on that issue.
 
2008-09-17 02:12:40 PM
Actually, Lincoln center works really rather better when you live close to it. The outdoor music scene around it is lovely and the swing dancing under the stars rocks!

/oh, and they have some good stuff inside the buildings too.
 
2008-09-17 02:13:02 PM
Why would you name a theater of all things after Lincoln??
 
2008-09-17 02:13:08 PM
Dr.Knockboots: Welcome to CostCo..(I'll let someone else finish this one)

...I love you

/I have electrolytes
 
2008-09-17 02:14:15 PM
submitter is clearly a highly-educated, brilliantly-cultured hipster. Where, oh where, would we be without submitter's sparkling wit, and refreshing verve?

/Thank you...Oh, thank you. I have seen the light.
 
2008-09-17 02:15:06 PM
GO AWAY, 'BATIN.
 
2008-09-17 02:15:40 PM
I'm the Secretary of State

/brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2008-09-17 02:16:13 PM
We are getting closer to Idiocracy every day. Anybody heard that new Subway commercial that refers to their sub as a "yum rocket?"

WTF??
 
2008-09-17 02:16:24 PM
beerrun: Lincoln Center to celebrate 50 years of being mostly ignored by illiterate and uneducated Americans who would rather watch "OW My Balls" will vote McCain this November.

/Oh yeah I did!


Beerrun: "Appropos of nothing" is a phrase with which you should become familiar, and utilize as a preface to any and all of your posts.
 
2008-09-17 02:16:38 PM
Quiet!
/Batin'!
//one latte please
 
2008-09-17 02:17:02 PM
eno: And sarah Palin rocks

HELL YEAH SHE DOES! I can't wait for her to implement her religious fundamentalist policies and turn America into a puritanical police state! Go Palin!

Dude, she's a farking wacko.
 
2008-09-17 02:17:37 PM
rubi_con_man: Actually, Lincoln center works really rather better when you live close to it. The outdoor music scene around it is lovely and the swing dancing under the stars rocks!

/oh, and they have some good stuff inside the buildings too.


The Performing Arts and Music Library is an incredible resource.
 
2008-09-17 02:18:23 PM
beerrun: Lincoln Center to celebrate 50 years of being mostly ignored by illiterate and uneducated Americans who would rather watch "OW My Balls" will vote McCain this November.

/Oh yeah I did!


www.salagir.com
 
2008-09-17 02:18:49 PM
Elitists!
 
2008-09-17 02:20:58 PM
Subby why must you always sell us short?
 
2008-09-17 02:21:11 PM
I'd rather watch Celebrity HonkBag.
 
2008-09-17 02:21:57 PM
All I know is that when God is hungry he reaches for a BAWAMBA bar
 
2008-09-17 02:22:00 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Anybody heard that new Subway commercial that refers to their sub as a "yum rocket?"

Insert your own "that's what she said" reference here.
 
2008-09-17 02:22:34 PM
DrewFL Quote 2008-09-17 02:17:02 PM
eno:
And sarah Palin rocks

HELL YEAH SHE DOES! I can't wait for her to implement her religious fundamentalist policies and turn America into a puritanical police state! Go Palin!

Dude, she's a farking wacko.


Yes, that is well within the power of the Vice-President. You probably also think the President can create jobs.

/still like Southpark better than Nova but watch them both.
 
2008-09-17 02:22:35 PM
Love Lincoln Center around Christmas time... and Easter... and the Fall

/ballet in the Autumn
//Philharmonic in the Winter
///Opera in the Spring
////snobby smuggness all year round :-)
 
2008-09-17 02:22:56 PM
The Angry Hand of God: We are getting closer to Idiocracy every day.

That was pointed out in Post #1 by beerrun. Politics gives stupid people something to do besides scratch lottery tickets.
 
2008-09-17 02:26:27 PM
Anyone know how to score tickets for the free Yo-Yo Ma concert?

I couldn't find any details about the concert other then it will be nationally televised.
 
2008-09-17 02:26:27 PM
I am educated and literate, and will not vote for McCain, yet I also ignore the Lincoln Center. Just not my speed.

What does that make me?

/fun?
 
2008-09-17 02:27:19 PM
If only I had a Lincoln center here in my town. Seattle is too far to drive.
 
2008-09-17 02:27:30 PM
DrewFL: eno: And sarah Palin rocks

HELL YEAH SHE DOES! I can't wait for her to implement her religious fundamentalist policies and turn America into a puritanical police state! Go Palin!

Dude, she's a farking wacko.


Maybe, maybe not.
 
2008-09-17 02:31:32 PM
I like money.
 
2008-09-17 02:34:08 PM
zippythechimp:
Maybe, maybe not.


Thems be some fantastic debating skills you have there...
 
2008-09-17 02:34:55 PM
I LOVE that show!
 
2008-09-17 02:35:24 PM
rubi_con_man: Actually, Lincoln center works really rather better when you live close to it. The outdoor music scene around it is lovely and the swing dancing under the stars rocks!

/oh, and they have some good stuff inside the buildings too.


Sign me up for that swing dancing.

/no, not really
//I'll take classic rock FTW Alex
 
2008-09-17 02:35:56 PM
Hey, subby, you should have let the illiterates to continue to ignore the Center. They do a get hefty NEA grants (Live from Lincoln Center, American Masters, and Great Performances). Now that we knuckle draggers are being forced to notice, we might ask our Congresspersons to take away that there NEA money, and use it for a study on "Jesus Horses."

/Strained my eyes from rolling them so hard.
 
2008-09-17 02:46:15 PM
I'm here for the "Ow, My Balls" videos and I'm leaving disappointed.
 
2008-09-17 02:47:19 PM
Wait, now. Just because I would be more than willing to watch "OW, My Balls!" does not make me illiterate, ignorant of the Lincoln Center, or Republican.

"OW, My Balls!" is a respectable, high-quality program with more class, dignity, and intellectual stimulation than the WB, MTV, MTV 2, the whole genre of reality TV, and anything with Katt Williams in it combined.
 
2008-09-17 02:51:29 PM
The name of that show is "America's Funniest Home Videos".
 
2008-09-17 02:54:11 PM
uberchops: anything with Katt Williams

Doesnt mean the little guy isnt funny because he is.
 
2008-09-17 03:02:47 PM
Foolkiller: The name of that show is "America's Funniest Home Videos".

I thought it was The Digg Reel.
 
2008-09-17 03:06:46 PM
that movie scares me becasue i have come to realize that it has happened. Sarah Palin may not be a pornstar ultimate fighter.. oh wait that would be nice. GO PALIN 08
 
2008-09-17 04:12:19 PM
Sir, we are now going to procure your aptitude test that shows what your aptitude is good at.
 
2008-09-17 04:34:37 PM
Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG-ASS TACO now with more MOLECULES?
 
2008-09-17 04:45:01 PM
Water? You mean like in the toilet?
 
2008-09-17 05:05:21 PM
Daddakamabb: I like money.

You like money too? Dude you're really feakin' me out.
 
2008-09-17 05:14:06 PM
You all sound pompous and faggy to me.
 
2008-09-17 05:23:17 PM
FRCP_61

You sound fat.
 
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