wow that's kinda cool.

Quote mining for the 21st Century.

That's one GAudi looking website

This spells the end for those people taking everything out of context.

No wait, no it doesn't. The truth doesn't matter to someone whose brave enough to fart in the room and leave.

If I was a politician these days, I'd be scared to say almost anything.

very cool

Easy Reader: If I was a politician these days, I'd be scared to say almost anything.

You'd be one of those rare politicians that actually cares about the content of his/her words, then. If anything, this whole ability to quickly fact-check has made obstinate trolls out of ordinary people who used to rely on obscurity to cloak their frustrated, venal rage as intelligent discourse.

Yet another attempt by the liberal media to corner John McCain in what they think is another lie!

If the words are machine-translated, that should make things interesting.

/sphinctersezwat?
//Oh Wotan Ah Siam

absoluteparanoia 2008-09-16 11:01:12 AM
The truth doesn't matter

People like you make me sick.

funmonger: If anything, this whole ability to quickly fact-check has made obstinate trolls out of ordinary people who used to rely on obscurity to cloak their frustrated, venal rage as intelligent discourse.

Oh, I'm sure it will still end the same way.

You're stupid, wrong, and I will beat anyone up for disagreeing

Brilliant! Now we can have more videos like this and this.

Mega Steve: You're stupid, wrong, and I will beat anyone up for disagreeing

I got a MegaLOL outta that one, thanks.

funmonger: If anything, this whole ability to quickly fact-check has made obstinate trolls out of ordinary people who used to rely on obscurity to cloak their frustrated, venal rage as intelligent discourse.

Sweet. That's a keeper.

Too bad it's just politicians... I wanted to search for "Hunker Down".

MattyBlast: This is great! Now I can video google "Bree", go to every website that has those stupid lonelygirl15 videos on it, and flame the tar out of all the dipshiat middle schoolers who gush over this no-talent coont! Oh, Jessica Rose, you thought I was spreading my hate for you before...now my hate will follow you wherever you go!!

Jessica Rose is a delicate little flower and a bright little flame in a dark dark world. She is the youtube equivalent of a rainbow; a sudden preternatural event inspiring awe and ecstasy. How dare you sir, for shame.

Somebody will turn this into an unstoppable, semi-sentient RickRoll that will destroy the internet like some Japanese all-consuming ball of garbage.

Craig341: Yet another attempt by the liberal media to corner John McCain in what they think is another lie!

What specific incident are you referring to?

Didn't you know Google = SkyNet?

funmonger: You'd be one of those rare politicians that actually cares about the content of his/her words, then. If anything, this whole ability to quickly fact-check has made obstinate trolls out of ordinary people who used to rely on obscurity to cloak their frustrated, venal rage as intelligent discourse.

Goddamn it you're on a roll. Welcome to my favorites.

Google Audio Indexing Gets Labs Page

Ooooh!

funmonger: Somebody will turn this into an unstoppable, semi-sentient RickRoll that will destroy the internet like some Japanese all-consuming ball of garbage.

Obama's energy plan is no stranger to love. You know the rules...

I'm going to blow it up if I search for "Bush" and "Uh."

Your search - poop- did not match any videos

It works!!

I searched HOPE, CHANGE and DREAMY. got obama

I searched POW got mccain.

Then i searched real issues Inflation, sound money and Foreign Policy and got Ron Paul.

vudukungfu: I'm going to blow it up if I search for "Bush" "Obama" and "Uh."

FTFY.

Your search "My friends" matched 326,005 videos featuring McCain.

mesohorny: It works!!

I searched HOPE, CHANGE and DREAMY. got obama

I searched POW got mccain.

Then i searched real issues Inflation, sound money and Foreign Policy and got Ron Paul.



I see what you done did there.

Search for Fark turns up nothing.

Neither does Wasilla.

Didn't try taxes.

Search for bukkanki turns up loads.......

Incidentally... I searched for "community organizer" and found this awesome video

http://labs.google.com/gaudi?q=community%20organizer&start=0&num=10&longId=-2509 577861097432413 (new window)

Billy Ligue: Search for bukkanki turns up loads.......

absoluteparanoia: Goddamn it you're on a roll. Welcome to my favorites.

Lol, prepare to be disappointed. My best work is sarcasm... the rest is garbage that will embarrass you for me!

But dude, thanks.

fark (the uncensored one): no matches
shiat: 4 hits, but two of them have no mentions?
fark: no hits
Daily Kos: 3 hits, 2 hits by guess who.. (O'Reilly)
Neocons: 15 hits
Satan: 2 hits
Pornography: about 15
Perverted: about 10
nine eleven, values, terror : a crapload
Bible: about 50
Atheists: about 5
Evolution: about 7


this is cool...

Google introduces a new experimental feature for all you Politics warriors out there at the flame tab

FTFY

Google is letting us peek in on the Big Brother tech Bush has been using for the last decade. searching audio for keywords and flagging it,indexing it etc.

/all your words are belong to us

rancidPlasma: fark (the uncensored one): no matches
shiat: 4 hits, but two of them have no mentions?
fark: no hits
Daily Kos: 3 hits, 2 hits by guess who.. (O'Reilly)
Neocons: 15 hits
Satan: 2 hits
Pornography: about 15
Perverted: about 10
nine eleven, values, terror : a crapload
Bible: about 50
Atheists: about 5
Evolution: about 7


this is cool...

Good God, what's wrong with you? You forgot penis.

Thi is the video you get if you search for "Love" (new window)

I couldn't stop laughing at the first 20 seconds.

TheShavingofOccam123: Good God, what's wrong with you? You forgot penis.

/penis

vudukungfu: I'm going to blow it up if I search for "Bush" and "Uh."

Worse yet, search "Obama" and "Uh." That guy doesn't have the ability to speak without a teleprompter. He sounds great as long as someone else puts words in his mouth. Whenever he's in an interview or a town meeting, though, his verbal pauses drive me out of my skull.

/Yes, I know. Bush can't speak WITH a teleprompter.

http://www.darpa.mil/ipto/programs/gale/gale.asp

absoluteparanoia: This spells the end for those people taking everything out of context.

No wait, no it doesn't. The truth doesn't matter to someone whose brave enough to fart in the room and leave.

Not really, you can edit a video in a way to prove your point.

"Senator what do you think about....?" "Well, (some initial answer that can be taken out of context followed by a brief explanation that showes context)"

Now add video editiing software.

"Senator what do you think about....?" "Well, (some initial answer that can be taken out of context followed by a brief explanation that showes context)" somehow that ended up on the cutting room floor.

Alas, "donkey punch," "golden shower," "dirty sanchez," and "money shot" yielded no hits. Interestingly enough, though the phrase "two girls" and the phrase "one cup" each appear in different videos, but not together.

Well there's no yo mama jokes, and searches for swears brings up almost nothing, I'm bored already.