Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(YouTube)   Contestant 7, 1:31   (youtube.com) divider line 68
    More: Amusing  
•       •       •

15018 clicks; posted to Video » on 16 Sep 2008 at 12:35 PM (6 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



68 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2008-09-16 09:08:44 AM  
That reminds me of a beauty pageant I was running sound for a few weeks ago. Half of the contestants were backstage smoking during the show. And I'm fully convinced one of them was pregnant. And two of them claimed to be juniors at a 2-year college. I'm still trying to figure that one out.
 
2008-09-16 09:28:31 AM  
Didn't see that coming.
 
2008-09-16 10:02:40 AM  
this is what happens when you fark your way into the top ten instead of sucking your way in
 
2008-09-16 11:00:52 AM  
img234.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-16 11:02:16 AM  
I think I know her seacret!
 
2008-09-16 11:14:15 AM  
ju66l3r: I think I know her seacret!

No-name brand condoms?
 
2008-09-16 11:28:54 AM  
What a cum dumpster.
 
2008-09-16 11:51:29 AM  
gopher321: ju66l3r: I think I know her seacret!

No-name brand condoms


Yes.
 
2008-09-16 12:40:16 PM  
That chick is fat.
 
2008-09-16 12:42:39 PM  
photo.gangus.com
 
2008-09-16 12:51:23 PM  
I was assuming it was a dude. Didn't see that one coming.

I'm a big fan of the duct tape bikini, though. And I bet #2 is a freak in bed.
 
2008-09-16 12:51:36 PM  
That was just wrong...
 
2008-09-16 01:04:58 PM  
The best part of the video is the 30 seconds at the end where NOTHING HAPPENS.

Learn to crop, people.
 
2008-09-16 01:06:02 PM  
i was eating at the time. Thank you for nothing, subby.
 
2008-09-16 01:06:14 PM  
ranold: What a cum dumpster.

Nice...
 
2008-09-16 01:11:36 PM  
Yep. Could've done without that.
 
2008-09-16 01:24:58 PM  
I guess this is a way Bristol can get voted for something.
 
2008-09-16 01:27:07 PM  
Damn you, submitter. Damn you to HELLLLLLLLL!
 
2008-09-16 01:40:09 PM  
Gotta give props to the camera work
 
2008-09-16 02:08:50 PM  
I hate Fark right now.
 
2008-09-16 02:13:23 PM  
ranold: What a cum dumpster.

i34.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-16 02:29:22 PM  
sullyman: Didn't see that coming.

I see her cervix saw what you did there.
 
2008-09-16 02:41:57 PM  
This probably needed an NSFW tag.

Still, I'll never forgive you for this subby.
 
2008-09-16 02:51:12 PM  
#1 was all curvy and lovely. :)
 
2008-09-16 02:56:33 PM  
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!
 
2008-09-16 03:04:16 PM  
How cute, a healthy pregnant gal with a great smile.
 
2008-09-16 03:07:25 PM  
Oh, please....this had to be during my lunchtime?!
 
2008-09-16 03:28:42 PM  
Oh.

Ow.
 
2008-09-16 04:01:46 PM  
The gayass music making my subwoofer jump disturbed me more than the preg chick.

Who seemed to be totally cool, BTW.
 
2008-09-16 04:12:24 PM  
Guys, you can stop after #2. It won't get any better after that.
 
2008-09-16 04:22:14 PM  
Easy Reader: Guys, you can stop after #2. It won't get any better after that.

yeah, she was way funnier.
 
2008-09-16 04:34:31 PM  
upright 2008-09-16 01:27:07 PM
Damn you, submitter. Damn you to HELLLLLLLLL!


Yer Welcome... I was there up close... My eyes are still pregnant
 
2008-09-16 05:26:44 PM  
Shame on her for not locking herself in the house till that kid popped out!
 
2008-09-16 05:58:08 PM  
Mom?
 
2008-09-16 06:20:53 PM  
Judging from the comments, I can't wait to eject my potential dinner when I get home.
 
2008-09-16 06:33:03 PM  
Nothing wrong with pregnant women.

This being said, I am partial to #8's itsy bitsy polka dot bikini.
 
2008-09-16 06:34:50 PM  
O noes...a pregnant wimminz!!1!. It's really upsetting and liable to make you feel sick.
If you're a completely spasticated f*ckwad cockmonkey dipsh*t c*nstack.
Or something.
 
2008-09-16 06:52:38 PM  
trunkwontopen: Judging from the comments, I can't wait to eject my potential dinner when I get home.

hope to hear from you later then
 
2008-09-16 06:58:56 PM  
Oh, shiat.

*leaves town*
 
2008-09-16 07:04:54 PM  
Iron Chef Scottish: O noes...a pregnant wimminz!!1!. It's really upsetting and liable to make you feel sick.
If you're a completely spasticated f*ckwad cockmonkey dipsh*t c*nstack.
Or something.


Not to sound sexist or insensitive towards the miracle of birth....

there is nothing less sexy than a pregnant woman

so if your husband said "you're beautiful" or "you glow" while you were knocked up, he was lying.
 
2008-09-16 07:12:18 PM  
I was actually there so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


/I think the baby was kicking too...
//on a side note, I once was served by a 9 month pregnant Hooters girl
 
2008-09-16 07:17:26 PM  
onion13 - Speak for yourself. My wife continued to look seriously hot when she was pregnant.
My point stands. If the idea of looking at a pregnant woman makes you feel queasy and confused, you're a f*cking dickhead. I don't make the rules, just the way it is.
 
2008-09-16 07:36:39 PM  
onion13: so if your husband said "you're beautiful" or "you glow" while you were knocked up, he was lying.

If your husband's saying anything, chances are he's lying.
 
2008-09-16 07:39:04 PM  
Iron Chef Scottish: onion13 - Speak for yourself. My wife continued to look seriously hot when she was pregnant.
My point stands. If the idea of looking at a pregnant woman makes you feel queasy and confused, you're a f*cking dickhead. I don't make the rules, just the way it is.


preggo women look disgusting, and decidedly unsexy. not to mention something the size of a football is about to fall out of there. its never quite the same after that. not to mention they hate you for ruining their bodies.

get a clue moran.
 
2008-09-16 08:17:27 PM  
I know it's an album cover, but
This:
www.tgfa.org
 
2008-09-16 08:54:36 PM  
At least you know she puts out!
 
2008-09-16 09:01:56 PM  
Maybe we just don't think pregnant women should be entering bikini contests? Ever think of that Mr. High-and-Mighty? Pregnancy isn't necessarily gross, but throwing her on a stage where everyone is up there to be gawked at for their half-nude bodies isn't exactly where we want to see a woman entering her third trimester.

Oh no, you were too busy being a dick to think of that possibility.
 
2008-09-16 09:03:01 PM  
Oh come on guys, pregnancy is beautifI'M SORRY I CAN'T SAY IT, I TRIED.
 
2008-09-16 09:22:47 PM  
Oh, I guess that wasn't that bad. A bit of a surprise, but not anything that would make me sick.
 
2008-09-16 10:29:28 PM  
hawt
 
Displayed 50 of 68 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report