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(Reuters)   Dr. Laura's mom was murdered   ( divider line
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2002-12-21 09:07:37 AM  
I can officially say that I don't give a rats ass.
2002-12-21 09:08:12 AM  
Yeah, we know. It said so in the first article too.
2002-12-21 09:10:25 AM  
Hmm. Without reading this article, I can guess that she was dead for quite some time before her body was found. Gee, I must be psychic.
2002-12-21 09:13:59 AM  
Care and Don't Care were sitting on a fence... Care fell off, who's left?
2002-12-21 09:14:37 AM  
Um, so do Laura and her sister talk either? The whole family seems to be estranged.
2002-12-21 09:15:01 AM  
2002-12-21 09:17:56 AM  
When is someone gonna kill Dr Laura?
2002-12-21 09:18:46 AM  
I'm sure it was Bill Clinton's cronies or something. They kill everyone I'm told.
2002-12-21 09:19:51 AM  
I sure hope they do talk Young_Fart, because I be wary of taking relationship advice from someone who's own family is isolated and estranged.
2002-12-21 09:21:12 AM  
O.J. did it.
2002-12-21 09:21:43 AM  
Before I read that she was found in her own home, I *WAS* going to say, "Wouldn't it be ironic if someone killed her because they was she was gay?" I was also going to state that I knew I was going to burn in hell.
2002-12-21 09:22:39 AM  
Personally, I would not put it past Dr. Laura. She is a cold hearted biatch. She picks on the most vulnerable and is quite self important. I wonder if her mother wasn't an embarrassment to her.
2002-12-21 09:22:48 AM  
Humph...seems to me the whole family's not estranged, they just all like to stay the hell away from Laura!

My kind of people.
2002-12-21 09:22:51 AM  
Didn't she do some boobies photos?
2002-12-21 09:26:39 AM  
er..... that should read

Before I read that she was found in her own home, I *WAS* going to say, "Wouldn't it be ironic if someone killed her because they thought was she was gay?" I was also going to state that I knew I was going to burn in hell.

Of course, now I know I can't type, either.

Moderaters, please remove my previous post.
2002-12-21 09:28:26 AM  
County Coroner's office said further tests were required to determine the cause of death

Then how do they know she was murdered?
2002-12-21 09:28:56 AM  
["I am horrified by the tragic circumstances of my mother's death and so sad to learn that she died as she chose to live -- alone and isolated," Laura Schlessinger said in the statement.

"My mother shut all her family out of her life over the years, though we made several futile attempts to stay connected," she said. "May God rest her soul." ]

Does this seem a little cold, defensive, and even vindictive? As if to say, "Don't blame me because she was dead, by herself, for a long time."

She's an expert on the lives of strangers she chats with on the phone for a few seconds, but not by any means the model of family harmony. That's the impression she's trying to avoid.

Not the reaction I'd expect from a "compassionate" "family values" expert who just lost her mother. Seems like spincontrol laced with spite rather than a message of sadness or respect...or in, "Honor they Father and Mother" in ONE OF THE TEN FRICKIN COMMANDMENTS.

But again, I'm sure it's Bill Clinton and the Lib'rul Media's fault.
2002-12-21 09:29:53 AM  
The doctor is semi-hot.
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2002-12-21 09:33:16 AM  
2002-12-21 09:33:33 AM  
Emilykp, shoot me an email if you don't mind, I don't have your add.
2002-12-21 09:36:25 AM  
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2002-12-21 09:38:58 AM  
i made some futile attempts to stay in contact with a dead person once

needless to say, my attempts were futile
2002-12-21 09:40:57 AM  
"Dr. Laura", the lunatic radio wench or "Dr. Lora", the pregnant dart-assed runaway reindeer? That Holly Berry thing has be all confused.
2002-12-21 09:41:42 AM  
Some morning DJs in the DC area used to run a bit called "Dr. Laura or Hitler". You had to listen to a quote, and quess which one said it.

Very scary.
2002-12-21 09:41:42 AM  
Cowboy - Done! BTW, I LOVE the picture in your bio. How did you meet the Ed folks?
2002-12-21 09:42:27 AM  
I would hit it

then maybe have sex with it
2002-12-21 09:59:29 AM  
where did everybody go? was it something I said?
2002-12-21 09:59:41 AM  
ah-HAH! The article says she issued her statement BEFORE the police had id'd the body!

I should have been a detective.
2002-12-21 10:02:44 AM  
I'm supposed to not only know who Dr. Laura is, but also care that her mother was murdered? Whew!, I'm exhausted.
2002-12-21 10:05:20 AM  
Terd_ferguson - Yes. I was still in the bathromm vomiting from the thought of Dr. Laura having sex.
2002-12-21 10:07:31 AM  
Shatner did it.
2002-12-21 10:09:42 AM  
2002-12-21 10:13:39 AM  
I just can't beleive that someone would murder her twice in 15 hours. That just BLOWS.
2002-12-21 10:16:49 AM  
is Dr. Laura looking for the real killers ?
2002-12-21 10:19:08 AM  
I love seeing people who tell others what to do and act like they have their shiyat together...usually it turns out that they don't. Farking hypocrite!
Makes me feel like I have it made!
2002-12-21 10:20:55 AM  
Doctor Laura is a lot like Ann Coulter.

They are both rabidly conservative.
They make a living making uninformed and insane suggestions and accusations to the public at large.
They both have blonde hair
They both are almost farkable... if weren't for their caustic personalities.

Only I don't think Ann Coulter has killed her mother yet.
2002-12-21 10:24:25 AM  
Self-righteous people like to talk the talk, but they never walk the walk.
2002-12-21 10:24:44 AM  
Ann makes a living making informed and referencable suggestions and accuses to those who are hypocrites. I agree Ann is a bit radical, but at least what she says is true and has documented merit. Unlike Babs!
2002-12-21 10:25:31 AM  
Very true!
2002-12-21 10:31:25 AM  
gator you almost sound like my highschool football coach.
2002-12-21 10:36:32 AM  
Apparently, the first headline should have said she was murdered. People are too lazy to read, or they weren't taught by the school system.
2002-12-21 10:38:08 AM  
Who is this Dr. Laura?
2002-12-21 10:40:52 AM  
Although very tragic for her mother, this just gives more credo to the fact that Dr. Laura should shut the hell up! Everytime she opens up her mic, she spews hypocritical, judgmental "advice" to people she obviously looks down on. Her "perfect veneer" is cracking and crumbling. She judges others for their dysfunctionalism, and I think karma is biting her in the ass...big time.

I feel sorry for her sister...
2002-12-21 10:48:40 AM  
"My mother shut all her family out of her life over the years, though we made several futile attempts to stay connected," she said. "May God rest her soul."

Not to sound like an asshole, but if I had Laura as a daughter I would probably be too ashamed to live a normal life as well
2002-12-21 10:49:30 AM  
Liddy did it. It's so obvious.
2002-12-21 10:51:43 AM  
Schlessinger, who has a doctorate in physiology from Columbia University, dispenses advice to her listeners and is known for her brusque persona and emphasis on personal responsibility.

Is taking advice on personal responsibility from somebody who has none a good idea?
2002-12-21 10:53:09 AM  
Who knows, maybe she offed herself. If that trash talking c.u.n.t. was my kid, I may have done the same thing.
2002-12-21 10:54:47 AM  
12-21-02 10:24:44 AM Ranold
Ann makes a living making informed


and referencable

you mean reprehensible.

suggestions and accuses to those who are hypocrites.


I agree Ann is a bit radical,

Yes, and Darth Vader's "a bit" overbearing.

but at least what she says is true

Except it's not.

and has documented merit.

Whatever that is.

Unlike Babs!

Don't know what the President's mother has to do with it either. Are you in farking junior high or something?
2002-12-21 11:02:27 AM  
What kind of lube did the murderer(s) use?
2002-12-21 11:02:32 AM  
OK guys, you've wasted enough time whining about Dr. Laura.

Now go take on the day.
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