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(NJ.com)   NJ man claims diplomatic immunity because he is an aboriginal emperor. Traditional tribal garb includes ugg boots, large sunglasses, and shirts with SLUT written in glitter   (nj.com) divider line 38
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2008-09-12 09:16:28 PM  
Death by Ugg!
 
2008-09-12 09:17:14 PM  
ugg i am appalled at this shameless degree of display
 
2008-09-12 09:18:26 PM  
GUIDO THREAD!
 
2008-09-12 09:18:31 PM  
moviedeaths.blacktachyon.com

Diplomatic hotlinkity!
 
2008-09-12 09:18:35 PM  
"The Trenton man who calls himself Emperor El Bey is not making diplomatic immunity claims to authorities after his latest arrest."
 
2008-09-12 09:19:12 PM  
Someone post a pic of Lindsey Bluth.
 
2008-09-12 09:20:49 PM  
Oy, 'Ave a Foster's and some shrimp from the barbie...
 
2008-09-12 09:21:31 PM  
i94.photobucket.com
/hotlinked from some other person's photobucket
 
2008-09-12 09:21:37 PM  
Submittard LIES!

...it's really PINK sweatpants. Or, you know, any pants with anything written across the ass. (Preferably the word "Juicy.")
 
2008-09-12 09:22:26 PM  
Don't be so quick to judge. When I'm in Seattle I too enjoy riding the the South Lake Union Trolley.
 
2008-09-12 09:24:20 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-12 09:26:14 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Approves
 
2008-09-12 09:27:10 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-12 09:27:18 PM  
 
2008-09-12 09:29:09 PM  
i80.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-12 09:32:29 PM  
:::Sigh::: How come every time there is a NJ thread it is about some farking idiot.....

Oh, it is NJ, sorry.

/I WANT TO MOVE!!!!

//Getting to think we need a NJ tag to go along with the FL one.

///I hope this does't get hijacked into yet ANOTHER guido thread.
 
2008-09-12 09:35:15 PM  
what's wrong with living in the Guetto, SpockSarah?
 
2008-09-12 09:48:50 PM  
Evidently the same thing happened in Trenton to another member of the "Abannaki Indigenous Nation" last year.
 
2008-09-12 09:49:54 PM  
srtpointman

Came here for the Lindsay Bluth pics. Srtpointman did not disappoint!

(remember they had the maid's daughter wear the shirt when they checked into the rehab?)
 
2008-09-12 09:50:19 PM  
DerPups: what's wrong with living in the Guetto, SpockSarah?

Ah, nothing really, if you are a crack smoking, gum snapping street whore and/or pimp who thinks that the word "Conversate" actually exists.

/help, I am falling into the abyss...
/it isn't only the immigrants who can't speak english!
 
2008-09-12 09:59:52 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com



...except for you. you can touch me.
 
2008-09-12 10:13:14 PM  
If I were the monarch of anything, it would be tasers. They would be slightly anthropomorphic, like in a Disney movie, and I would send them out into the night to torment my enemies. Then we'd go sledding.
 
2008-09-12 10:14:18 PM  
Give him a break. He's just trying to return a damn Coca-Cola bottle and doesn't even want the deposit back.

/clik-grmm-click-click--gluck-click-huhu-grrr-*stampa stampa*
 
2008-09-12 10:31:31 PM  
DerPups: http://guidofistpump.com/ (new window)

How about that is the best website evar!!
 
2008-09-12 10:44:34 PM  
carrot: Give him a break. He's just trying to return a damn Coca-Cola bottle and doesn't even want the deposit back.

/clik-grmm-click-click--gluck-click-huhu-grrr-*stampa stampa*




Man I hated that f*ckin' movie...
 
2008-09-12 11:00:25 PM  
Emperor? farking lame.

I call myself, His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Doctor Reveal101, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in North America in General and Canada in Particular.
 
2008-09-12 11:03:15 PM  
I can't seem to find the picture of the guy in the Ghost in the Shell movie claiming diplomatic immunity. =/ Stupid net.
 
2008-09-12 11:07:12 PM  
OK, perhaps one good thing about NJ?

NYT Article NJ Still has the purest... (new window)

/I keeeed

//Or do I????
 
2008-09-12 11:38:21 PM  
Maybe he'll get a mention in the next Stephanie Plum novel.
 
2008-09-12 11:54:34 PM  
Jayzus Crusty: Maybe he'll get a mention in the next Stephanie Plum novel.


OOOOO Love those. Although I stopped reading them at the fourth one I think. What number is she up to now?

The office was supposed to be on the corner of Hamilton and Olden. Rittman's Bar is there... I wonder if the Bail bonds place is supposed to be across the street. I live right near there!

/Total nerd. I know.
 
2008-09-13 12:04:00 AM  
deport him
 
2008-09-13 12:05:35 AM  
Yeah, but who does he endorse for president?
 
2008-09-13 12:14:13 AM  
Good Behavior Day: Yeah, but who does he endorse for president?

Idi Amin, probably.
 
2008-09-13 12:20:04 AM  
SpockSarah: Jayzus Crusty: Maybe he'll get a mention in the next Stephanie Plum novel.


OOOOO Love those. Although I stopped reading them at the fourth one I think. What number is she up to now?

The office was supposed to be on the corner of Hamilton and Olden. Rittman's Bar is there... I wonder if the Bail bonds place is supposed to be across the street. I live right near there!

/Total nerd. I know.


Fourteen or Fifteen ,I think......Grandma Mazur Rocks!!!
 
2008-09-13 02:03:43 AM  
came here for the Emperor Norton pics, left somewhat satisfied
 
2008-09-13 02:22:26 AM  
img187.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-13 05:00:49 AM  
Bgnome: came here for the Emperor Norton pics, left somewhat satisfied

You're sort of welcome?
 
2008-09-13 09:43:12 AM  
Who cares? He's in Jersey.... that's where stupid shiat is supposed to be.
 
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