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2008-09-12 04:01:29 PM  

Rambo2006: The punk ass is lucky daddy didn't have a shotgun handy. In fact, daddy might have gotten off without being charged if he killed the bastard that was banging his daughter.


It's never the girl's idea. All females are victims of sex, regardless of the situation. America.
 
2008-09-12 04:01:39 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: The article didn't make it clear if the father thought the guy was an intruder, or even that it wasn't clear whether the father thought he was an intruder.

Whacking an intruder is justifiable.

Whacking the daughter's guest is not.


Again:

"Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe."
 
2008-09-12 04:02:34 PM  

SchlingFocker: Satan_Sunburn: FTFY

No, being a good dad would entail educating your kids and instilling them with the ability to trust you and to be open with you about their activities. A good dad would know who his daughter is dating, and would have established boundaries for the house. A good dad would garner enough respect from his daughter such that she doesn't violate the boundaries he's communicated to her.


Oh, God, please shut up. Shut the fark up.

Parents need to be parents, not their kids' best friends. fark that shiat. Dad should have beat the little motherfarker unconscious ... and then gone after her boyfriend.
 
2008-09-12 04:02:35 PM  
The dad probably overreacts often, otherwise his daughter would have told him about the BF. I had a very honest relationship with my parents as a teen, my mom even provided me with condoms. Both of my parents just said don't bring any girls to the house unless you want to chip in on the mortgage. I respected that because it was a reasonable request. Something tells me this guy can't be reasoned with. Also...

bp1.blogger.com

/lots of 'em in this thread
 
2008-09-12 04:02:45 PM  
I have a daughter who just hit puberty. She is half Asian and half Caucasian. You can tell she will be gorgeous.

I am EXPECTING something like this and I will soon have to explain to her ALL about the birds the bees, the players, the gentlemen, the risks, the rewards, so much so that she will be prepared. She will actually be bored in waiting.

And no, they can't do it in her room. Not if she wants that new Audi.

The problem is, I also have a boy, wish me luck when the testosterone hits him.

/at least most girls start life with a functional brain, boys grow in later
 
2008-09-12 04:02:52 PM  

Daffydil: I was taught if I didn't have anything good to say about someone not to say anything at all about them...


So you're using emotion to dictate your responses. Thanks for letting me know that you're not rational, like many Fark Fathers in here.
 
2008-09-12 04:03:06 PM  
Daffydil:

That made me giggle....what's unfortunate is that you may be right, if only for the fact I'm female...sad, sad...oh, and thanks for the compliment. ;)

You're welcome :)
 
2008-09-12 04:03:58 PM  

SchlingFocker: Satan_Sunburn: FTFY

No, being a good dad would entail educating your kids and instilling them with the ability to trust you and to be open with you about their activities. A good dad would know who his daughter is dating, and would have established boundaries for the house. A good dad would garner enough respect from his daughter such that she doesn't violate the boundaries he's communicated to her.


you don't have a teenage daughter, do you? And if you do, she's blowing so much some up your ass you smell like hickory every time you burp.
 
2008-09-12 04:04:52 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: It's never the girl's idea. All females are victims of sex, regardless of the situation. America.


Whoopty!??!
 
2008-09-12 04:05:14 PM  

puffy999: But no, that would require that you people be parents... you like TALKING about how you are parents, but many of you don't actually like to do the hard work.


We don't know who is the bigger stronger person here, dad or boyfriend. We don't know if dad even owns a gun, which I can't believe you suggest would be a good thing to bring into this equation anyway. We know the dad walked in and saw a naked person in his daughter's room after being alerted by noises. Quick action was called for in light of the likelihood of it being a very dangerous scenario. Sitting back and saying dad should go to jail for taking action to protect his daughter in what he had every reason to believe was a very bad situation is asinine.
 
2008-09-12 04:05:39 PM  

puffy999: Daffydil: I was taught if I didn't have anything good to say about someone not to say anything at all about them...

So you're using emotion to dictate your responses. Thanks for letting me know that you're not rational, like many Fark Fathers in here.


It's obvious you FAIL at reading comprehension as do most in this thread. The fact you think my comments are based on emotion simply confirms my thoughts about you.

/not emotion
//facts
 
2008-09-12 04:05:50 PM  

Nabb1: ThisOneBelongsToTheReds: This thread - like so many that have come before it - confirms what I've long suspected: having kids makes a lot of people really farking stupid. I hope this violent, stupid asshole gets the book thrown at him. All you morans cheering for him, I hope that if I ever have a son, he farks your precious little snowflake daughter, nuts all over your couch, takes your lead pipe from you, and beats you with it.

For the record: when I was 17, my girlfriend's father caught me and her naked on the basement couch at 3 a.m. on a school night. Sure, he wasn't happy, but did he get all crazy? No. You know why? Because he wasn't a violent, stupid asshole.

Anyone full of that much internet rage cannot possibly maintain an erection. I imagine he did nothing out of pity.


Well, after watching my daughter using a cucumber for pegging a guy on the couch, I think I'd let them go with just a stern discussion, too.
 
2008-09-12 04:05:51 PM  

ThisOneBelongsToTheReds: This thread - like so many that have come before it - confirms what I've long suspected: having kids makes a lot of people really farking stupid. I hope this violent, stupid asshole gets the book thrown at him. All you morans cheering for him, I hope that if I ever have a son, he farks your precious little snowflake daughter, nuts all over your couch, takes your lead pipe from you, and beats you with it.

For the record: when I was 17, my girlfriend's father caught me and her naked on the basement couch at 3 a.m. on a school night. Sure, he wasn't happy, but did he get all crazy? No. You know why? Because he wasn't a violent, stupid asshole.


No, he was just happy you gave him the night off.
 
2008-09-12 04:05:59 PM  

Daffydil: Mister_man: Well EIP if you want a second opinion...

/not that I don't trust cowsspinach
//ohhh almost forgot,
///ahmemmm, How YOU doin'?!

you're funny...=D


It is just the hair cut. It looks better when it grows out.
 
2008-09-12 04:06:40 PM  

ThisOneBelongsToTheReds: For the record: when I was 17, my girlfriend's father caught me and her naked on the basement couch at 3 a.m. on a school night. Sure, he wasn't happy, but did he get all crazy? No. You know why? Because he wasn't a violent, stupid asshole.


For the rest of the record: Did he know you?
 
2008-09-12 04:07:24 PM  

MadAzza:

Oh, God, please shut up. Shut the fark up.

Parents need to be parents, not their kids' best friends. fark that shiat. Dad should have beat the little motherfarker unconscious ... and then gone after her boyfriend.


So, basically, the Bush Doctrine, as applied to family life.
 
2008-09-12 04:07:37 PM  
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2008-09-12 04:08:34 PM  
Sweet weeping Jeebus, the tough guys on this thread are hilarious.

"Ah patrols the perimeter every hour with mah Mag-Lite and mah .45! I'll farking kill any 16 year old kid who touches my lil' girl's meat wallet! Hurrrrrr!"

C'mon. I'm a gun owner and a firm believer in protecting one's life, loved ones, and property, but you look like a bunch of loons to me talking about how ready, willing, and eager you are to blow away someone - anyone - anytime - for any reason. Farking clowns.
 
2008-09-12 04:08:58 PM  
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2008-09-12 04:09:11 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: I love it how people here are actually arguing that "Shoot first, ask questions later" and "Assume everyone's a rapist" are good ways to run a household.

/And, by "I love it" I mean, "I am scared to death of my neighbors now"


I'm already scared of my neighbors. There's not a weird one in the bunch. When people act 'normal' they're hiding something. The more 'normal' they act, the more they're hiding. Every serial killer acts 'normal' in public. You see someone walking around in winter with bright pink hot pants and a wife beater? He's harmless. The guy that always looks like he stepped out of a J C Penny's catalog no matter what day it is? THAT'S the one to keep an eye on.

As for the article, there's plenty of blame to go around.
-The daughter should have gone to her folks and told them she had a boyfriend.
-The parents should have done a better job raising their daughter so that she isn't scared to tell them things like that.
-The grandparents (assumed, not mentioned in article) should have done a better job raising a man who can think clearly and not overreact in stressful situations and who can handle the thought of maturing female offspring following their natural urges.
-The boyfriend should have either picked someplace else to have their trysts, been quieter, or approached the parents beforehand and let them know that he and their daughter were romantically/emotionally/hormonally/physically intimate.

A lot went wrong that could have been easily avoided. Better luck next time!
 
2008-09-12 04:09:15 PM  
There is probably a mathematical chart that we could bring in here... as age increases in your teens, the likelihood that your daughter is going to have (consensual in her mind... legally it may or may not be the case) sex behind your back increases exponentially (perhaps faster). The likelihood that she's going to keep secrets from you increases, especially if you've proven yourself to be a controlling hot-headed parent.

It is far, far less likely that you're going to run into a rapist in your daughter's room than a boyfriend she's having sex with (or, hell, a stranger that she's having sex with), even though apparently rape is the only thing that could be taking place with your mid-teenage PLS. Really, this bullshiat that "OMG EVERYONE IS A RAPIST MOLESTER" needs to stop in this country.
Again, if your kid has barely hit puberty or younger, that's a bit different. But 15 is an age where plenty of people start screwing, whether or not you approve.

Punish the daughter, but if something like this happened, yes I think I could take the 2 seconds to ask "WHO THE fark IS THIS?!" before I start beating someone with a pipe.
 
2008-09-12 04:09:31 PM  
It's pretty simple. You can't stop your kid from having sex. The more you try, the more likely she is to do it.

You can love your daughter and bring her up with a healthy sense of respect for herself and others.
 
2008-09-12 04:09:33 PM  

Psychotropic: meekychuppet: Stranger? It was her boyfriend you imbecile.

He did not know it was his daughter's boyfriend. He didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend. He went to investigate a suspicious noise at 4:45 AM and found a naked man he didn't know in his 15 year old daughter's bedroom.

Imbecile.


i must have missed the part where they listed the daughter's age.

dork.
 
2008-09-12 04:09:34 PM  

honeymaid8: Although, given his reaction I could understand why she'd be afraid to tell her dad about the perceived intruder.


FTFY.

Seriously, do you think this reaction was simply because she was having sex or possibly because he feared for his daughter's safety? Do you really think that if he knew she had a boyfriend and then he found someone he recognized in her room that possibly he might just kick the boy out and forbid him from seeing her again?

The boy should be very, very grateful it wasn't someone like me; I have quite the weapon collection in HOPES that someone will break into my house. The dead tell no lies.
 
2008-09-12 04:09:44 PM  
Good for him. Pre-marital sex makes ugly retard babies and gives you penis cancer.
 
2008-09-12 04:09:50 PM  
If you see your daughter crying and the dude beating her, then I'd say you're justified in going to town on him.

If you see her riding him reverse cowgirl and you still beat him, then you're just displaying good old fashioned misogyny.


at 15 it's rape... she can not consent she's a minor... I would have shot him personally..
 
2008-09-12 04:09:56 PM  

Mister_man: It is just the hair cut. It looks better when it grows out.


Pic!
 
2008-09-12 04:10:05 PM  
Oh, sure, you can kick his ass, but it's never going to reverse that fact that he was banging your daughter in your house.

/got caught by a dad
//a LONG time ago
 
2008-09-12 04:10:13 PM  

ThisOneBelongsToTheReds: C'mon. I'm a gun owner and a firm believer in protecting one's life, loved ones, and property, but you look like a bunch of loons to me talking about how ready, willing, and eager you are to blow away someone - anyone - anytime - for any reason. Farking clowns.


I have a gun and I certainly wouldn't shoot a kid I found naked in my daughter's room at 4:00 a.m., but then I'm not going to tell him that Desert Eagle I'm holding is unloaded, either.
 
2008-09-12 04:10:32 PM  

bunner:
P.S: Don't forget to pay all of her bills when she starts squirting out kids at 16, drops out of school and has FA for a career and is pretty much clapped out by 20. Just because 15 year old girls have bad ideas doesn't mean you're allowed to keep them from pursuing them or not pay for the consequences.


FAIL.

Sex does not equal kids if you have a mature relationship with your daughter and educate her about sex. Clapped out? Being sexually active is not the same as being promiscuous.
You are either a troll or a complete moron.

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2008-09-12 04:11:17 PM  
The guy was invited into the house. The dad hit him with a pipe. That's assault, anyway you slice it.

Lots of internet tough guys in here claiming that this guy is justified in hitting a kid.
 
2008-09-12 04:13:08 PM  

Nabb1: ThisOneBelongsToTheReds: This thread - like so many that have come before it - confirms what I've long suspected: having kids makes a lot of people really farking stupid. I hope this violent, stupid asshole gets the book thrown at him. All you morans cheering for him, I hope that if I ever have a son, he farks your precious little snowflake daughter, nuts all over your couch, takes your lead pipe from you, and beats you with it.

For the record: when I was 17, my girlfriend's father caught me and her naked on the basement couch at 3 a.m. on a school night. Sure, he wasn't happy, but did he get all crazy? No. You know why? Because he wasn't a violent, stupid asshole.

Anyone full of that much internet rage cannot possibly maintain an erection. I imagine he did nothing out of pity.


Wait... my post (regarding a hypothetical assault with imaginary participants) is full of rage, and all the people saying "HERO! He should have killed the little farker!" (regarding a real situation involving a teenage boy) are the normal ones? Interesting.
 
2008-09-12 04:13:11 PM  

trueaustinite: It's pretty simple. You can't stop your kid from having sex. The more you try, the more likely she is to do it.

You can love your daughter and bring her up with a healthy sense of respect for herself and others.


*golf clap*
 
2008-09-12 04:13:46 PM  

ehrichweiss: The boy should be very, very grateful it wasn't someone like me; I have quite the weapon collection in HOPES that someone will break into my house. The dead tell no lies.


Thank you for making us responsible gun owners look bad.
 
2008-09-12 04:13:59 PM  

Zaphodius: I would have shot him personally..


[MENTAL IMAGE]

Fat balding guy sitting at his computer in his underwear. Orange Cheetos crust on his briefs. Head tilted slightly back, eyes shut, saying "FLAH FLAH FLAH FLAH FLAH."

Oh would ya there, tough guy?
 
2008-09-12 04:14:11 PM  

nopokerface: No, but I think it's full of kids who think their parents rules are stupid


I'm 42 dude. My parent's rules were fine. And I often broke them with winsome young lasses my own age who were looking for the same thing I was. We all grew up to be rich and successful. IF I had a daughter and IF I caught her consensually banging some dude, I would certainly be distraught. I would certainly take measures to stop the activity from occurring. Those measures would NOT include assaulting some young boy who is just as clueless as she is. The kid had banging this chick at her house for a freakin' year - giving him a beating may feel good for a moment but it will do nothing to stem the young lady's craving for the kak. Young people are extremely opportunistic once they've decided to have sex. If they leave the house at all unsupervised, they'll find a way.
 
2008-09-12 04:14:14 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: MadAzza:

Oh, God, please shut up. Shut the fark up.

Parents need to be parents, not their kids' best friends. fark that shiat. Dad should have beat the little motherfarker unconscious ... and then gone after her boyfriend.

So, basically, the Bush Doctrine, as applied to family life.


No, that would mean running next door and beating the neighbors with a pipe.

/wouldn't really beat anyone
 
2008-09-12 04:14:20 PM  

Fellows: That also makes it a little hard to believe he didn't know she had a boyfriend. Certainly not father-of-the-year material.


You've obviously never raised a teenage daughter. Back in the day before cordless phones, your parents knew everything about what you were doing because they could HEAR it but now they have to wait for you to tell them. But these days every kid has a cell phone and so they can much more easily hide the fact they're being sneaky. You can't monitor them 24/7 so you have to trust them to some degree but they don't tend to trust YOU since you're likely the one that's going to say no to the fun thing they're planning on doing.

Kids, like most adults, seem to think it's better to seek forgiveness than permission.
 
2008-09-12 04:14:20 PM  

SchlingFocker: Satan_Sunburn: FTFY

No, being a good dad would entail educating your kids and instilling them with the ability to trust you and to be open with you about their activities. A good dad would know who his daughter is dating, and would have established boundaries for the house. A good dad would garner enough respect from his daughter such that she doesn't violate the boundaries he's communicated to her.


a good dad does not let their underage daughter(s) date. just cause it's on MTV does not make it right.
 
2008-09-12 04:14:36 PM  

Zaphodius: at 15 it's rape... she can not consent she's a minor... I would have shot him personally..


He is a minor as well. That's why the dad is being charged with 'aggravated assault against a child". Is it still rape? Is the daughter a rapist too?
 
2008-09-12 04:15:00 PM  

SchlingFocker: sloppy shoes: That is not "hatred, distrust, or dislike of women." That's called parenting.

So, you say that there's nothing wrong with beating a dude with a pipe if you see your daughter riding him like a slip and slide in her bedroom.

If you walked into your son's bedroom and saw him breaking a girl down like a shotgun, would you take a pipe and beat the girl he was farking?


Of course not, that what double standards are for. She should have been farking him at his house.
 
2008-09-12 04:15:08 PM  

Daffydil:

Here you go...

father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe.

It's apparent you didn't read it



Its apparent you didn't understand it. The father clearly heard sex noises going on, the pervert probably listened for a bit. He then got a metal pipe, burst in the door, and while his duaghter was probably screaming and trying to get her clothes on and yelling at her dad to stop, the father starts beating some 15 or 16 year old kid who stood up on the bed after hearing the door being pushed in and seeing some psycho father wielding a pipe.
The father then proceeded to hit the kid so hard that he had to go to the hospital to have his head wounds stapled shut.

i.eprci.net
 
2008-09-12 04:15:18 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: The guy was invited into the house. The dad hit him with a pipe. That's assault, anyway you slice it.

Lots of internet tough guys in here claiming that this guy is justified in hitting a kid.


How do you know he was invited? Maybe he just showed up, maybe he's been showing up on his own for a year, maybe the daughter is being pressured into having sex. He was not invited there by the owner, we know that for sure. When you are in someone's home, you damn sure better have the owner's permission, especially if you plan on getting it on with his underaged daughter.
 
2008-09-12 04:15:38 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Psychotropic: meekychuppet: Stranger? It was her boyfriend you imbecile.

He did not know it was his daughter's boyfriend. He didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend. He went to investigate a suspicious noise at 4:45 AM and found a naked man he didn't know in his 15 year old daughter's bedroom.

Imbecile.

This, thank you.

There's really no time to ask questions if there's a strange naked man in your daughter's bedroom. You don't know what he's there for.

Well, actually you do, which is why you beat the fark out of him with a lead pipe.


Agree. Plus the boyfriend shouldn't be considered a child. He's adult enough to have sex, he's adult enough to get his ass kicked by an angry father or boyfriend or husband.
 
2008-09-12 04:16:00 PM  

ThisOneBelongsToTheReds: Wait... my post (regarding a hypothetical assault with imaginary participants) is full of rage, and all the people saying "HERO! He should have killed the little farker!" (regarding a real situation involving a teenage boy) are the normal ones? Interesting.


Did I say he should have killed the little farker? No. Do I think he should have killed the little farker? No. Do I think he overreacted? Sure. But you're the one wishing some sort of incest-pipe assault scenario on others, not me.
 
2008-09-12 04:16:08 PM  

SwallowTheKnife: Psychotropic: He did not know it was his daughter's boyfriend. He didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend. He went to investigate a suspicious noise at 4:45 AM and found a naked man he didn't know in his 15 year old daughter's bedroom.

Imbecile.

The daughter probably said 'No dad, that's my boyfriend' or something along the lines of that. Just beacuse you're mad that your daughter is getting reamed you cannot hit a kid with a metal pipe.

Moran.


you don't know what happened in there. Right now this is merely speculation on all your parts. Maybe she told him it was her bf. Maybe he was naked. Maybe he was holding a dildo shaped like a knife. In the end the guy heard a noise, went to his daughters room to investigate, saw someone standing near her bed and clobbered him with a lead pipe. What happened between him seeing the kid and him whacking him is as of yet unknown. Try to wait for the facts, people. Oh, this is Fark. Nevermind, carry on.
 
2008-09-12 04:16:16 PM  

Belltower: RetiredTroll: Your daughters are women. They have vaginas. They will learn what they are for. Get over yourself. Any father who feels the need to control his daughter's sex life has serious issues.

Depends a bit on the age, doesn't it?

I figure my job is to keep my daughter STD and pregnancy-free until 18, and make sure she's educated enough to make smart choices after that. If that happens, I've done my job.

At a certain age (under 18, even), if she comes to me about birth control, I'd rather her be on it and doin' it with my knowledge, than doing it without birth control behind my back.



THIS, THIS, and THIS.

Educate your child, help them to make the right decisions, but be realistic, and be understanding.
 
2008-09-12 04:16:21 PM  

ehrichweiss: honeymaid8: Although, given his reaction I could understand why she'd be afraid to tell her dad about the perceived intruder.

FTFY.

Seriously, do you think this reaction was simply because she was having sex or possibly because he feared for his daughter's safety? Do you really think that if he knew she had a boyfriend and then he found someone he recognized in her room that possibly he might just kick the boy out and forbid him from seeing her again?

The boy should be very, very grateful it wasn't someone like me; I have quite the weapon collection in HOPES that someone will break into my house. The dead tell no lies.


*rolls eyes* You're not paying attention ITG. But then again, that would require a rational thought process. You can stop to ask a question before killing someone, no? You have command of the English language enough to do that? You could mime it if you don't. That's acceptable as well.
 
2008-09-12 04:16:40 PM  

nopokerface: How do you know he was invited? Maybe he just showed up, maybe he's been showing up on his own for a year, maybe the daughter is being pressured into having sex. He was not invited there by the owner, we know that for sure. When you are in someone's home, you damn sure better have the owner's permission, especially if you plan on getting it on with his underaged daughter.


Its still assault in a good majority of these united states
 
2008-09-12 04:17:33 PM  
An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.

In America, THIS is what you call an "honor killing".
 
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