Zing!

Bad Farker.

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Nice!

Thats about as close to a 911 joke as you can get right now.

Good job!

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

*facepalm* not for the headline, but for me for laughing at it.

Capital headline, chap.

I can't stop smiling. Good job

I actually snickered. Good job Subby. +1

Ahahaha....oh my god you're going to hell.

? for Farkers, especially PA ones because I can feel that this will go green:

How many of you think United 93 was actually shot down?

My in-laws are all from PA, and every single one of them states this as a fact. Some are Republican, most are Democrats, but they don't disagree on this.

Personally, I'm not sure if it matters...if they had to shoot it down, they had to. And it doesn't take anything away from the passengers that fought back in-flight.

Just wondering.

aquigley: ? for Farkers, especially PA ones because I can feel that this will go green:

How many of you think United 93 was actually shot down?

My in-laws are all from PA, and every single one of them states this as a fact. Some are Republican, most are Democrats, but they don't disagree on this.

Personally, I'm not sure if it matters...if they had to shoot it down, they had to. And it doesn't take anything away from the passengers that fought back in-flight.

Just wondering.

I'm south of Pittsburgh, 93 flew damned near over my house on its wacky path before crashing up in the mountains. I've seen the flight path, listened to ATC tapes, looked at every piece of evidence I could find, and I see no reason to believe that it was shot down. But I also can't conclusively say that it wasn't, and under the circumstances I could see the government possibly making the call to do so. My guess is the assholes just ran it into the ground when the passengers were closing in on them.

ElPresidente: You know how many times McLame was shot down? Once. You know how many planes McLame crashed? FIVE.

I have no idea how this relates to my question. Chill the fark out.

nekom: aquigley: ? for Farkers, especially PA ones because I can feel that this will go green:

How many of you think United 93 was actually shot down?

My in-laws are all from PA, and every single one of them states this as a fact. Some are Republican, most are Democrats, but they don't disagree on this.

Personally, I'm not sure if it matters...if they had to shoot it down, they had to. And it doesn't take anything away from the passengers that fought back in-flight.

Just wondering.

I'm south of Pittsburgh, 93 flew damned near over my house on its wacky path before crashing up in the mountains. I've seen the flight path, listened to ATC tapes, looked at every piece of evidence I could find, and I see no reason to believe that it was shot down. But I also can't conclusively say that it wasn't, and under the circumstances I could see the government possibly making the call to do so. My guess is the assholes just ran it into the ground when the passengers were closing in on them.

I shared an office with a guy who's girlfriend went to Saint Francis. She was driving back after seeing him and she was driving on 219 at the time it happened. She called right after saying she saw a plane get shot down.

I dunno if I would take her word as gospel. I could see why the plane was shot down if it was and there could have been jets following it anyway.

That was a very shiatty day at work. My coont of a boss actually expected us to get work done AND have the board of directors meeting that evening. "there's nothing you can do about it. Turn off the TV"

Way to copy/paste the headline from some blog, subby.

The capital letters give you away.

aquigley: ElPresidente: You know how many times McLame was shot down? Once. You know how many planes McLame crashed? FIVE.

I have no idea how this relates to my question. Chill the fark out.

You made a comment that could have maybe possibly been construed as a deflecting/defending of the McCain beat down they hope will commence. Bad aquigley!

Gwendolyn: I shared an office with a guy who's girlfriend went to Saint Francis. She was driving back after seeing him and she was driving on 219 at the time it happened. She called right after saying she saw a plane get shot down.

I dunno if I would take her word as gospel. I could see why the plane was shot down if it was and there could have been jets following it anyway.

People claimed to have saw a missile heading for TWA 800 too, I don't believe it was shot down either. I'm not out to prove or disprove some grand conspiracy, just saying that while I see no evidence to suggest 93 was shot down, I could certainly understand the government making the call to do so given the circumstances. And if it were, I believe something would have come to light by now. It's like they say, two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

biyaaatci: ElPresidente: aquigley: How many of you think United 93 was actually shot down?

Lighten up, Francis.

You know how many times McLame was shot down? Once. You know how many planes McLame crashed? FIVE.

Your mother-in-law is a hamster, and your father-in-law smells of Quaker Oats.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Nice!


Democrats acting like a comedic stereotype of the French? Karl Rove is rubbing his hands together and cackling with glee.

Why so capitalized?

re-elect_jimmy_carter: dittybopper: biyaaatci: ElPresidente: aquigley: How many of you think United 93 was actually shot down?

Lighten up, Francis.

You know how many times McLame was shot down? Once. You know how many planes McLame crashed? FIVE.

Your mother-in-law is a hamster, and your father-in-law smells of Quaker Oats.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Nice!


Democrats acting like a comedic stereotype of the French? Karl Rove is rubbing his hands together and cackling with glee.

your clever needs a recharge



All the jokes can't be that good. You've got to expect that once in a while.

biyaaatci: Ever heard of a headline?

Yup. I've even written more tasteless headlines than you. But I didn't capitalize each word in them.

Anyway, congrats on the well-received green.