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(Some Guy)   "Ok, here is your baby formula, diapers, toy cars and a side order of meth. Thank you and please come again"   (dailybreeze.com) divider line 14
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4895 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2008 at 5:12 PM (6 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-09-11 05:13:54 PM  
I don't want to grow up...*snort*
 
2008-09-11 05:14:27 PM  
I apparently shop at th wrong children's store.
 
2008-09-11 05:14:46 PM  
I prefer my meth pre-mixed as opposed to the powder, do it yourself variety.
 
2008-09-11 05:17:04 PM  
I wish my mom got me meth...
 
2008-09-11 05:17:12 PM  
Why meth? Just sell weed dammit!
 
2008-09-11 05:20:50 PM  
What kind of a buzz does this stuff give you?
 
2008-09-11 05:22:29 PM  
Makes a WalMart SuperCenter sound like a joke

/insert "Meth Mouth" picture here, there, everywhere
 
2008-09-11 05:23:13 PM  
RiverKing
What kind of a buzz does this stuff give you?

Meth Buzz?
Imagine grinding your teeth, with a brick.
 
2008-09-11 05:26:47 PM  
Why can't we get a store like that in my town? geez. All I can get is soma, vicodin and OC. nothing good like meth. ha!
 
2008-09-11 05:29:49 PM  
that sounds like the wallmart up the street ...
DNRTFA
 
2008-09-11 06:21:35 PM  
Anyone notice this line?

"In addition to searching the store, officers also searched Vega's van and his home, located one block east of the shop, but found no drugs."
 
2008-09-11 06:33:13 PM  
I'll be takin' the Huggies and, uh, any meth you got.
 
2008-09-11 07:21:06 PM  
FTA: After he explained about the bust and asked her if she had noticed anything odd about the store, she told the officer she saw a lot of things going on there.

"You should just shoot them," the neighbor said in Spanish.


Sounds like a perfect new hire for the Internet Tough Guy Police, Fark Precinct.

/I LOL'd
 
2008-09-11 07:22:58 PM  
FTFA: Vega has at least two other children

Journalistic character: refreshing or racist? You decide.
 
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