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(IOL.co.za)   Penis-size argument in pub leaves three people dead and two in critical condition. Penis   (int.iol.co.za) divider line 234
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2008-09-11 09:20:09 AM
Now *THAT* is a big penis.
 
2008-09-11 09:22:28 AM
What a dick!
 
2008-09-11 09:24:03 AM
This is why I post on Fark so much. Whenever I go out this happens. I tell them to take it up with the folks at Guinness, but they insist on fighting me.
 
2008-09-11 09:24:11 AM
Why didn't they just take it onto the roads, like everyone else does?
 
2008-09-11 09:24:45 AM
(It really is the world's biggest stapler, in case that wasn't clear.)
 
2008-09-11 09:33:34 AM
My wife has had two kids... and she still calls me Mr. Big.

/... way better than "Mr. Sausage Fingers"

//Were we talking about penises?... never mind.
 
2008-09-11 09:35:03 AM
I could have stopped this tragedy before it got out of hand.

or not. They would have all been embarrassed and just shot me.
 
2008-09-11 09:41:57 AM
Swordfight!
 
2008-09-11 09:43:00 AM
WTF? What does flaccid penis size have to do with anything anyway? Flaccid size is in no way indicative of erection size, and isn't that what counts?
 
2008-09-11 09:45:28 AM
The Hammer is my penis.
 
2008-09-11 09:46:47 AM
SurfaceTension: WTF? What does flaccid penis size have to do with anything anyway? Flaccid size is in no way indicative of erection size, and isn't that what counts?

You think about this a lot, don't you?
 
2008-09-11 09:50:38 AM
www.psychonoble.com

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
 
2008-09-11 09:51:18 AM
"The white man went to the toilet and an Indian guy followed him. While in the urinal, the Indian man told the white man that his penis was bigger than his (that of the white man).


This is why I hang out at Japanese bars.
 
2008-09-11 10:03:41 AM
Huge!
Less filling!
Tastes great?

- Cue funky whacka-whacka as melee morphs into a boozy man orgy. Closing shot is the sated lovers taking turns on slowly filling a pint glass.
 
2008-09-11 10:10:03 AM
Vulgarities were exchanged

I like this and am gonna use it a lot.
 
2008-09-11 10:11:06 AM
Yours may be bigger, but at least I know how to use mine... just ask your wife!
 
2008-09-11 10:13:03 AM
jaylectricity: SurfaceTension: WTF? What does flaccid penis size have to do with anything anyway? Flaccid size is in no way indicative of erection size, and isn't that what counts?

You think about this a lot, don't you?


Well, considering nobody would be impressed if they saw me flaccid, why yes, yes I do.

/is this where I say "only your mom sees me erect"?
 
2008-09-11 10:28:25 AM
SurfaceTension: /is this where I say "only your mom sees me erect"?

Close, but we both know that only YOUR mom sees you erect.

/kidding, of course
 
2008-09-11 10:30:37 AM
FTFA: However, a senior staff member at restaurant, confirming the shooting said that the initial argument had been over genitals.

uh huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuh they said staff and member
 
2008-09-11 10:48:56 AM
You have a big fight about the penis, someone's gonna end up stiff.
 
2008-09-11 11:40:29 AM
This is why I use a stall. I don't need men looking at my penis and commenting on its size. Only women are allowed to do that.
 
2008-09-11 12:04:26 PM
A good investigative reporter would have found out who had the bigger penis.
 
2008-09-11 12:07:14 PM
satchel13: A good investigative reporter would have found out who had the bigger penis.

This. I think we need some samples. You know. For investigative purposes.
 
2008-09-11 12:20:43 PM
Just think, in a few years stem cell research will allow us all to have penises the size of fire hoses, and arguments like this will be a sad memory of the present.

/penis
 
2008-09-11 12:21:48 PM
My penis has been known to slay women everywhere.

/with laughter.
 
2008-09-11 12:29:50 PM
The only thing more pathetic than bragging about your size is making the lame joke of how small it is.
 
2008-09-11 12:30:19 PM
....and deep
 
2008-09-11 12:30:49 PM
There's a lesson to be learned here. I was taught that there are some things you just don't discuss in polite conversation. Politics, religion, and unit size.
 
2008-09-11 12:31:04 PM
I thought they used bows and arrows
 
2008-09-11 12:31:09 PM
Blunt force trauma
 
2008-09-11 12:31:31 PM
So THIS is what happens at Fark meet-ups.
 
2008-09-11 12:31:34 PM
I have a small penis, It only gets stuck down the hallway once maybe twice...



/Here all week.
/Try the fish.
 
2008-09-11 12:31:35 PM
I had a native american friend in HS and he could not drink for shiat. He wrecked 5 cars in a year and eventually got in a drunken knife-fight and now has a permenant scar across his face.

Dudes cant drink.
 
2008-09-11 12:31:35 PM
My crank is huge.
 
2008-09-11 12:32:29 PM
The Black Spy: My cranck is huge.
 
2008-09-11 12:33:08 PM
FTFA "...it obviously got out of hand."

A firmer grip could have avoided all this.
 
2008-09-11 12:33:22 PM
Wow, where to start on this one?

The part where the bartender says that it got 'out of hand'?

Or the whole bit about 5 guys pulling out their pieces and poppin off on each other?

/penis
 
2008-09-11 12:33:42 PM
speaking of huge tools
Kanye West just arrested...breaking news
 
2008-09-11 12:34:34 PM
Theaetetus: The Hammer is my penis.

I hear it's better the second time. You can do the weird stuff.
 
2008-09-11 12:35:00 PM
hehe, penis.
 
2008-09-11 12:35:21 PM
MayoBoy: The Black Spy: My cranck is huge.

/But my penis; not so much.
 
2008-09-11 12:35:33 PM
Killing someone really is the best way to prove that you have the biggest dick.

/logic?
 
2008-09-11 12:35:41 PM
Men with guns who are insecure about their penis size?! I am shocked...shocked!


Theaetetus
The Hammer is my penis.

Thank you for that
 
2008-09-11 12:36:19 PM
My wife like a big one every once in a while. I have learned size is important at least to her.
 
2008-09-11 12:36:27 PM
My Penis is so big, it has its own Blog.
 
2008-09-11 12:36:29 PM
Theaetetus: The Hammer is my penis.

THIS is not the hammer.
i252.photobucket.com

/or was it "These are not the hammer?"
 
2008-09-11 12:36:31 PM
Indian... Dot kind or feather kind?
 
2008-09-11 12:36:50 PM
my e-penis is farking huge

whenever i whip it out it makes me insecure about the size of penis penis

/penis
 
2008-09-11 12:37:17 PM
The Indian guy may have a bigger penis, but he admitted to checking out other guys' penises in the process.
 
2008-09-11 12:37:30 PM
Never go off half-cocked, and never unleash your load on whitey (unless she asks).
 
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