TheRedMonkey:
Girls know how to have sex one way, after three dates and spending a couple hundred bucks.

Here's another one, all women are whores as you have to date and pay for drinks and food to get them in bed. So its just a barter system whore instead of the straight cash. Hell if you are in college you only have to pay for natural light or a couple of fruity drinks to get laid, that makes them cheap whores.

all i require is some hotness and good conversation. hell, usually i even bring my own bottle of johnny to spice things up!

/but does that make me too easy?

She's the kind of woman that makes me glad I bought the 3-pack of kleenex tissues.

Okay, I would like to call shenanigans on this.
First of all, every women's study major that I know would beat this girl to death with her own Bachelor's degree for whoring herself (because the most basic definition of prostitution is receiving money or something of value in exchange for a sexual favor, and that's what she's doing).
Secondly, if she really only wanted enough money for her to acquire her master's degree (which, if you go full time and don't work, is only two years), she would have put a cap on the bidding, so that it would cover all of her expenses and not just leave her with money to burn.
And even if she goes to an out-of-state college and has to pay non-resident tuition, the most she would have to pay to the college would be in the neighborhood of $45K (and that's if she can't attain residency in the state in order to lower her tuition bills). Add rent, car, food, and electronics purchases (if she gets a high end mac or something to do all of her work, etc.), and the total for the two years would not be over $100K.

Also, I'm kinda pissed that this chick (if this is real and not shenanigans) thinks she can just offer her vajayjay for money while I'm stuck with scrounging for meager paying odd jobs on campus in order to pay for my basic bills. I'm lucky enough to have the bank & trust of Dad to borrow from for tuition (and only tuition), but I'm going to have to pay it back; for this year alone it's going to be $22K because I'm a non-resident for my first year at grad school.

/And any FARKer who replies to my post with a fat joke directed at me, or a catty comment about me not being pretty enough to sell myself for tuition can kindly fark themselves to death with a dildo made of barbed wire.
//Not in a good mood anyway, can you tell?

If only there were some social construct in, which, a contract of acceptable behaviours between genders could be agreed upon and women were taught to present themselves in a manner that commands respect, dignity and deference and men who wished to be respectable in that society were obliged to treat them as such.

If only.

Frankly, I don't care what she does. No sweat off my ass, but for some reason, whores make my skin crawl. They always have. No idea why. I just feel like I could get chlamydia through my shoes, by osmosis, if they're on the next barstool.

It's the hypocrisy, I think. I feel like I could catch hypocrisy. That's a biatch to cure.

RadicalArcher: AW, tl;dr, etc.

you.

sound.

fat.

If she's a virgin I'll kiss subby's arse.


She's a whore. With a moral compass that would enable her to sell her virginity, who here thinks she actually held on to it all this time?

que lastima: TheRedMonkey:
Girls know how to have sex one way, after three dates and spending a couple hundred bucks.

Here's another one, all women are whores as you have to date and pay for drinks and food to get them in bed. So its just a barter system whore instead of the straight cash. Hell if you are in college you only have to pay for natural light or a couple of fruity drinks to get laid, that makes them cheap whores.

all i require is some hotness and good conversation. hell, usually i even bring my own bottle of johnny to spice things up!

/but does that make me too easy?

Yes because I can not bring the required hotness. So its for totally selfish reason.

FarkingSean: If she's a virgin I'll kiss subby's arse.


She's a whore. With a moral compass that would enable her to sell her virginity, who here thinks she actually held on to it all this time?

Catholic School virgin. None in the pink but hundreds in the stink?

37 chickens for her boca though. Girls at Sac State give head out like its hugs.

We should take up a collection so Drew can nail her.

TheRedMonkey: I went to Sac State and can vouch that there are no virgins left.

you must have been really spent when you left.

Fakety Fake Fake

\callin' the Bullshenanigans

Guarantee she's a) not a virgin and b) not stupid. Whoever wastes the money deserves to lose it.

que lastima: ph0rk: que lastima: ph0rk: SEXIST


/need money for grad school.
//is still at least one kind of virgin.

yeah, me too! haven't been skull-farked yet.

/waiting for mr. right

Why limit your options? If it works for guy richie...

um, i don't know what kind of loose morals YOU were raised with but i don't skull-fark before marriage, and i fully intend to marry a man. i fantasize about it sometimes... me in my wedding dress in the honeymoon suite, i smile at him and turn off the lights, he hears the *pop* and knows i'm about to give him my greatest treasure. sigh


Yea, there's a winner here.

Two ways of this going down. You really like it and turn nympho which is just fine.

Or, the far more likely, you've already set such a value on your pussy you're just going to use it to get what you want throughout your sad marriage.

Think I'd rather have someone who knew what they were doing on the honeymoon and enjoyed sex as much as myself all through the marriage no strings attached.

/Marry the whore, guys, and keep her happy.

follow up tag likely to relate on how ho-bag grad student is arrested for prostitution

/i guess you can find the word tuition in prostitution.

Not denying being fat or ugly, Harvey B.; just pissed that a woman is selling herself instead of working like the rest of us. The first semester of grad school is all about methodology and theory anyway, so I'm pissed that she doesn't take the time to get a job during that first semester, so she can learn to schedule her time, and go about getting her degree like all of her fellow grad coeds are; with hard work.

There's gotta be a, "Give a man a fish he eats for a day...." reference in there somewhere.

/got nuthin'

sycraft: Here's a tip to those of you considering bidding: Don't. Virgins suck at sex. I mean they are, after all, virgins, they don't know what they are doing. Turns out, those Nevada brothels have a lot of drop dead gorgeous women who you can pay to have sex with you that are pros. You want to spend money for sex? Spend it on them. Likely to cost you a shiat ton less, and you'll be way happier.

Seriously, never got why someone would want to pay to have sex with a virgin. When I pay for anything, I'm paying to have a professional do it. If I want an amateur job, well I could do it myself. Paying to nail a virgin would be like going to a restaurant that employs a chef who's never cooked before.

Sad but true.

She's already got a de facto Masters in Marketing. Good luck with her mistresses.

/best I ever did was open a cathouse at home while my folks were away. We made a few grand and had a few laughs and a bang on the subway. Then some farker put a crack in my Mom's crystal egg. :-(

FarkingSean: If she's a virgin I'll kiss subby's arse.


She's a whore. With a moral compass that would enable her to sell her virginity, who here thinks she actually held on to it all this time?

That's my take on it too. The kind of girl that would fark a stranger isn't the kind of girl that would go through 4 years of school without farking a stranger.

Girls have it so good. Back when I was 16 I couldn't sell my virginity for 100 bucks.. much less MAKE 100 bucks. I guess being a virgin with a vagina makes you more admirable than a virgin with a peen. However when I did finally lose it, it was to another virgin and the ensuing hilarity would've made millions on teh interwebz if it had been filmed. When all you have for sexual education is early 80's pornos, things are bound to be awkward.

does she have to stay a virgin forever, if someone buys her virginity but doesn't have sex with her...

Hasn't this been done and covered by the media dozens of times before?

They gonna verify the hymen? 'Cause I say bullshiat.

"Oh, I used to ride horses!"

She's also not all that hot... She's heavily made up, and she dresses skanktastically, so she's got the "look" of a "hot" girl, but get past the aura o' whore-a and her face is kind of wonky.

I mean... yeah, I'd do her, and be quite happy about it, but "fist of an angry god?" not really... She's just another average (maybe evem mediocre) girl who dresses herself up in a "fark me" uniform.


/cue the "sharp knees" comments

RadicalArcher:
Edited even though its true
//Not in a good mood anyway, can you tell?

It's so hard to read emotion and infliction via the web, no we can't.

I guess we will have to take the barbed wire sex toy inference as written.

/still say the critter in TFA is dirty meat

also, it's interesting how that works... a pretty bland looking chick piles on the make-up and dresses like a "hot" girl, and (as long as she's not fat or sporting a hare-lip or something) guys seem to buy it.

It's like a weird jedi mind-trick or something. "She wears the same make-up and clothes as super hot girls... She must be super hot."

Haplo127x: Here's the link to the website NSFW
Link (new window)
Is it just me or does that picture look...strange?

gawd... Maya Love gives me a serious chubby

/only one from the whole site
//not just the yellow fever

Divorach: The sexes differ in many ways. Let me suggest this:

Men, in general, are stronger than women. e.g. a mans gift in life is strength.

Women, in general, are sexier than men. e.g. a woman's gift in life is sex (or, the ability to reproduce).

Women, however, can exploit sex completely. Legally... In fact, our society encourages it. I'm not talking prostitution here.

Men... CANNOT exploit strength... legally. Men can't threaten or assault people to get what they want.

I know the world isn't fair.

Just saying.

Well don't, ok?

Whats funneh to me is virgins are getting people to pay to take their virginity.


I mean really

Virgins suck in teh sack

and I'm paying for that?

isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

If you think about it. loosing your virginity is a 10 second ordeal.. whoopteedoo!

Hammering that girl in the ass for an hour and having her love you for it.... not a virgin, but worth every dime, unlike a virgin.

Next

She is going to get some fat, late middle aged guy, and it will ruin sex for her forever...lol

I support Higher edumacation


//counts change in piggy bank

/// you GD right I would hit that with my peterbuilt

Gotta be Catholic.

Wait Wait Wait....

Does she really think she can hide behind a fake name while selling her virginity online? That may have worked via telegraph but this is the internet baby.

How about a curled up monkey hand?

Subby sets the bar too high.

sycraft: Here's a tip to those of you considering bidding: Don't. Virgins suck at sex. I mean they are, after all, virgins, they don't know what they are doing. Turns out, those Nevada brothels have a lot of drop dead gorgeous women who you can pay to have sex with you that are pros. You want to spend money for sex? Spend it on them. Likely to cost you a shiat ton less, and you'll be way happier.

Seriously, never got why someone would want to pay to have sex with a virgin. When I pay for anything, I'm paying to have a professional do it. If I want an amateur job, well I could do it myself. Paying to nail a virgin would be like going to a restaurant that employs a chef who's never cooked before.

Speaks the truth.

4 years of college and still a virgin? Hmmmm. This will take some serious contemplation. Ok, she's possibly got two problems. One She thinks too highly of herself and two she has absolutely no sense of adventure or fun. She can doll herself up alright, but in the end she's what I like to call

A Secret Fatty.

Secret fatties are girls that are fat, but are very good at hiding it. So good in fact that they are able to hide it from themselves; thus giving them an overinflated sense of self worth. This then leads to why she never got laid in college and thinks that her virginity is worth 40 grand (that's about the price of grad school right?)

llama42://not just the yellow fever



Bit it doesn't hurt.

/Staging counts a lot, too!

meh.

maybe she has a sense of adventure considering the bid for her virginity. Curious about what Stern told her...sometimes his psychoanalysis is funny/clever

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$PROFIT$!!!

Haplo127x: Here's the link to the website NSFW
Link (new window)
Is it just me or does that picture look...strange?

dude ... ?

How's that workin' out for ya, whore?

chewielouie - sycraft: Here's a tip to those of you considering bidding: Don't. Virgins suck at sex. I mean they are, after all, virgins, they don't know what they are doing. Turns out, those Nevada brothels have a lot of drop dead gorgeous women who you can pay to have sex with you that are pros. You want to spend money for sex? Spend it on them. Likely to cost you a shiat ton less, and you'll be way happier.

Seriously, never got why someone would want to pay to have sex with a virgin. When I pay for anything, I'm paying to have a professional do it. If I want an amateur job, well I could do it myself. Paying to nail a virgin would be like going to a restaurant that employs a chef who's never cooked before.

Speaks the truth.


Actually, I think you're paying for the knowledge that behind every tear she sheds while spinning round the pole, every line of coke she does at 4AM in some shabby apartment, every prayer that she repeats in her head over and over and over again and again and again to drown out her thoughts when she's 45 and a little too desperately and fervently born again...

behind it all, is the memory of you... sticking it in her pooper.


You don't normally come across an opportunity to toss a little change at someone for the privilege of legally jamming a razor sharp wedge right into their psyche... being THE line they crossed, forever to regret.

It's a bargain at any price.

Cagey B: *facepalms at own city*

I was laughing at you...then saw that it was CW 31. Damn.

Dinah Fyre

Niiice...

First time i'm invoking that ol' keyboard, screen thang.

You magnificent bastard, etc.

I know its been said 50 times in this thread...but it bears repeating over and over. Virgin sex sucks. Period.

Doesn't know what she's doing. Probably first time is painful for her, so she won't enjoy it much. If she doesnt enjoy it, probably you wont. If she bleeds she'll be embarrassed, some bedsheets are ruined...

I mean what the hell is the advantage of being the first one to do someone?

Overrated.

The hatred of women in this thread is astounding. I mean, really, hats off all around, very impressive.

Stumbleine: The hatred of women in this thread is astounding. I mean, really, hats off all around, very impressive.

Nah, ma'am. just a lot of people get all "eww" about whoring. And, to be fair, the holier than thou smirk is running just behind the misogyny.

You can park your high horse anywhere near the womyn's studies dept.

Have a beer. : )