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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)   Grad student plans to sell her virginity to pay for tuition. Bonus: To get a master's in "family and marriage counseling." (with "like a fist of an angry god" picture)   (cbs13.com) divider line 363
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2008-09-10 06:40:05 PM  
Never had one and never wanted one.

And defiantly would not want this batshiat crazy one.
 
2008-09-10 06:45:31 PM  
baka-san: Never had one and never wanted one.

And defiantly would not want this batshiat crazy one.


she's cute.

but I'm not about to pay assloads of $$ just to give her the hardest 5 seconds she'd ever have in her life.

 
2008-09-10 07:00:17 PM  
I remember a similar story 5+ years ago

the chick was British and a lesbian in that version

I don't remember how it ended up
 
2008-09-10 07:10:03 PM  
So this chick doesn't want to work while going to grad school? Understandable but how many grad students would rather focus on their studies instead of working? I also don't buy her sob financial aid story.

However if I were a rich, wealthy bastard then I would make sure I got the highest bid and then create a contract stipulating that she must use the money for grad school and only for grad school and that once she is finished with said schooling that then and only then would I claim her virginity, meaning she can't lose it until she is done and graduated, oh and I would make sure to put a time limit on it, if she surpasses the time alloted without a degree then she must work to pay it all off.

/yea I know I'm a dick but if I had that much money do you think I would care?
 
2008-09-10 07:10:20 PM  
saintschenectady: I remember a similar story 5+ years ago

the chick was British and a lesbian in that version

I don't remember how it ended up


It was alright, but I had a coupon for 20% off.
 
2008-09-10 07:20:09 PM  
Free market solution to education- the GOP must love this.
 
2008-09-10 07:20:44 PM  
Some sicko loony asian perv will probably bid on this. And how do you prove virginity anyway? The winning bidder will send her to a doctor for 'certification' or something?
 
2008-09-10 07:26:23 PM  
*facepalms at own city*
 
2008-09-10 07:27:00 PM  
She needs to pick a better major. I'm going to grad school for free, plus stipend, and I didn't have to fark any strangers.
 
2008-09-10 07:33:47 PM  
Let me get the details straight. She's fairly good looking, has been in college for four years and is ready to continue but, some how she's still a virgin?

BUT having never had sex before she willingly wants to have sex with a stranger?

I call BULLSHIAT.
 
2008-09-10 07:34:16 PM  
saintschenectady: I don't remember how it ended up

Well?

gopher321: Some sicko loony asian perv will probably bid on this

She would likely still be a virgin after the act then?
 
2008-09-10 07:34:24 PM  
isn't this prostitution, and isn't that like... well, illegal here in California?

I mean I read about the police busting prostitution on Craigslist around this area all the time.
 
2008-09-10 07:35:36 PM  
cannotsuggestaname: isn't this prostitution, and isn't that like... well, illegal here in California?

I mean I read about the police busting prostitution on Craigslist around this area all the time.


She is doing it in NV at a legal brothel.
 
2008-09-10 07:35:46 PM  
ah, nevermind I saw this line in the article:


The 21-year-old who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is going through a legal brothel in Nevada to sell her virginity


I still call shenanigans
 
2008-09-10 07:41:55 PM  
T-Servo: Free market solution to education- the GOP must love this.

You beat me to the punch, sir.
 
2008-09-10 07:44:30 PM  
cannotsuggestaname: ah, nevermind I saw this line in the article:


The 21-year-old who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is going through a legal brothel in Nevada to sell her virginity


I still call shenanigans


So do I, especially since in this day and age of MySpace, YouTube and Facebook changing your name but leaving a picture of you up on the net is more than enough for people to find out your real identity. I'm thinking that this is a publicity stunt more than anything else.
 
2008-09-10 07:57:30 PM  
cannotsuggestaname: ah, nevermind I saw this line in the article:


The 21-year-old who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is going through a legal brothel in Nevada to sell her virginity


I still call shenanigans


As do I, but it is creepily reminiscent of Baby Doll.
 
2008-09-10 08:06:20 PM  
$250,000 or $5 and half a pack of marlboros, when it comes down to it you're still a whore.
 
2008-09-10 08:08:11 PM  
"She's smart enough to sell it. This is empowering her."

Oh. And here I thought she was just a whore.

/NTTAWWT
 
2008-09-10 08:19:17 PM  
I'd matriculate it
 
2008-09-10 08:21:22 PM  
Ewwwww. Just ewwwww.
 
2008-09-10 08:30:52 PM  
i59.photobucket.com

/highest bidder
 
2008-09-10 08:32:51 PM  
I'll start the bidding at "Yeah, right."
 
2008-09-10 08:55:54 PM  
People who are actually intelligent don't say uhhhh and ummm as much as this stupid whore does.
 
2008-09-10 09:13:29 PM  
a whore is a whore is a whore
 
2008-09-10 09:18:59 PM  
large triceps on that one
 
2008-09-10 09:23:44 PM  
is there any way to prove virginity?
 
2008-09-10 09:24:05 PM  
Isn't this the same chick from yesterday in the Howard Stern thread
Link (new window)
/Yes she is a Attention Whore
 
2008-09-10 09:25:09 PM  
img360.imageshack.us

/is broke
 
2008-09-10 09:25:43 PM  
Brings new meaning to the phrase "Attention whore"...
 
2008-09-10 09:25:44 PM  
Um, doesn't this mean she's a prostitute? Can't they arrest her?
 
2008-09-10 09:25:45 PM  
She's no virgin dude, trust me. I know.

/From experience... if you know what I mean
 
2008-09-10 09:26:14 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: /highest bidder

Ah!
 
2008-09-10 09:26:36 PM  
Sir Charles: is there any way to prove virginity?

Hmm, I'll volunteer to do the exam
 
2008-09-10 09:26:40 PM  
What pic? The pic on this article is the reporter. Did the mods change the link? WTF?!?!? I want pics before I bid, damnit!

/kidding
//mostly
///still want the pic
 
2008-09-10 09:26:50 PM  
Wow, if I thought that I could have cashed in on my virginity I would have waited...Oh wait, I'm NOT a whore.
 
2008-09-10 09:26:52 PM  
Nescio quid dicas: Um, doesn't this mean she's a prostitute? Can't they arrest her?

Nevermind, DRTFA. Nevada...
 
2008-09-10 09:27:15 PM  
Nescio quid dicas: Um, doesn't this mean she's a prostitute? Can't they arrest her?

If you read the article, you would have seen she's doing it through a legal Nevada brothel.
 
2008-09-10 09:27:22 PM  
Nescio quid dicas: Um, doesn't this mean she's a prostitute? Can't they arrest her?

In an area in Nevada, where she's selling herself, it's legal.
 
2008-09-10 09:27:48 PM  
So why arent there any men auctioning of their penile virginness? Double standard for the win again. Note that when you do this type of thing, you are being a w-hore in the strictest sense of the term. And yes I'm jealous I couldn't have done such a thing.
 
2008-09-10 09:28:03 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com">

/That's a dude
 
2008-09-10 09:28:29 PM  
Ewwww, there's a pic of Andy Dick. Is she a stunt double for him?
 
2008-09-10 09:28:34 PM  
If she's a virgin, I'm freakin' Madonna.
 
2008-09-10 09:28:53 PM  
Wait wasn't this done like a year or two ago?
 
2008-09-10 09:29:22 PM  
Sir Charles: is there any way to prove virginity?

Hyman, how ya doin?
 
2008-09-10 09:29:31 PM  
/approves

More women should market themselves instead of buying the BS men have propagated to make them feel like the only way to be a good girl is give it up for free.

Sounds better than having some drunk 16 yr old exercise on you for 45 seconds then ask if it was good for you. Get a masters out of it too? Awesome.
 
2008-09-10 09:29:31 PM  
can I get a discount for anal?
 
2008-09-10 09:30:10 PM  
There is no way, and I mean NO WAY that that girl went through four years at Sac State and is still a virgin. Probably not even a butt virgin.
 
2008-09-10 09:30:15 PM  
I, for one, still have faith that people are inherently good and generally tell the truth. That being said, parts of me inside are crying because this young, beautiful woman will be sired by someone not named godiluvbeer. Excuse me whilst I shed a tear.

/fap
 
2008-09-10 09:30:31 PM  
I guess she puts the prosti in Tuition
 
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