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(People Magazine)   Jerry O'Connell is in the doghouse for calling wife Rebecca Romijn "huge." Amusing tag has to sleep on the couch for the next month   (people.com) divider line 32
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2008-09-09 08:21:28 AM  
Somebody's getting punched in the neck.
 
2008-09-09 08:43:54 AM  
What a suck up
 
2008-09-09 08:58:14 AM  
Boy he better hope a portal opens soon so he can slide to a universe where he isn't that farking stupid.
 
2008-09-09 09:12:31 AM  
Awkward.....
 
2008-09-09 09:14:38 AM  
Somewhere, John Stamos is laughing.

/You lost your wife to the fat kid from Stand By Me.
 
2008-09-09 09:32:27 AM  
John Stamos walks into a bar.......
 
2008-09-09 09:50:29 AM  
She's carrying twins. I bet she is huge! Yummy huge!
 
2008-09-09 11:06:39 AM  
When you're famous for being the fat kid from Stand By Me, you can't call anyone Huge.

Also, Sliders was amazing until it got rid of Jerry. That is all.
 
2008-09-09 11:07:16 AM  
"thassahugebiatch!"
 
2008-09-09 11:07:30 AM  
They were both pretty hilarious on Carpoolers when she made a guest appearance as his ex-wife.
 
2008-09-09 11:10:12 AM  
If only he had the foresight to make sure he made the "big gazongas" gesture in front of his own chest so that people KNEW what he was talking about.....
 
2008-09-09 11:12:09 AM  
Guess I'm a chubby chaser then...

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Yum!
 
2008-09-09 11:49:39 AM  
Dancin_In_Anson: She's carrying twins. I bet she is huge! Yummy huge!

I'd carry her twins.

/That woman is mindnumbingly hot
 
2008-09-09 11:57:37 AM  
I think something happens to the male brain when the female gets pregnant...about a month ago - hubby asked much bigger could i get?

he cursed me! ultrasound measurements last week showed an 8lb 9 oz baby and excess amniotic fluid..with three weeks to go. (according to normal baby growth, the last month of pregnancy, the baby puts on an ounce of weight per day)

mind you - he does like the "tig ol' bitties"...

i should remind him that i didn't get any flowers!
 
2008-09-09 12:29:47 PM  
not-a-cute-name: about a month ago - hubby asked much bigger could i get?

he cursed me![...]

i should remind him that i didn't get any flowers!


"Remind him" that when pregnant females smell bouquets, their breasts grow proportionally based on the expense/rarity of the flowers.
 
2008-09-09 12:40:56 PM  
Mandapants: not-a-cute-name: about a month ago - hubby asked much bigger could i get?

he cursed me![...]

i should remind him that i didn't get any flowers!

"Remind him" that when pregnant females smell bouquets, their breasts grow proportionally based on the expense/rarity of the flowers.


This just in: Not-a-cute-name's husband, last seen wondering the tundra of Tibet in search for the extremely rare, Gold-Crystaline-Auspicious-Morning-Star Lotus. "He came into town a few days ago," said one Tibetan villager. "He would hardly speak. He just kept mumbling something about 'flowers, bitties.. flowers..'" The distraught man stayed in town only for a few hours, buying meager supplies before heading back into the icy wastes in search for his prize. "Yeah, he asked me about a lotus flower," said a local goat-herder. "I didn't like him, he kept trying to grope my wife's flower patterned dress."

If anyone out there has one of these rare lotus', please contact a charity hotline 1-800-BIT-TIES, and donate the flower to the Petals for Nipples charity.
 
2008-09-09 12:51:06 PM  
not-a-cute-name: I think something happens to the male brain when the female gets pregnant...about a month ago - hubby asked much bigger could i get?



Depending on how many kids you have, most husbands will only ever get to ask that question once or twice in their lives and survive. It goes on his secret man-card in the double-plus risk category.
 
2008-09-09 12:57:38 PM  
he doesn't recall this incident the same as i...

he says he asked if the doctor may have got the due date wrong...

he doesn't recall asking about how much bigger i could get - why is my husband arguing with a hormonal pregnant woman???
 
2008-09-09 12:59:41 PM  
scarmig: Depending on how many kids you have, most husbands will only ever get to ask that question once or twice in their lives and survive. It goes on his secret man-card in the double-plus risk category.

Ah... I had not thought of that... "i called my wife huge and lived to tell the tale."
 
2008-09-09 01:06:38 PM  
absoluteparanoia: When you're famous for being the fat kid from Stand By Me, you can't call anyone Huge.

Also, Sliders was amazing until it got rid of Jerry introduced the Kromaggs. That is all.


FTFY
 
2008-09-09 01:32:49 PM  
Huge. Lovingly, sexily, fertile, ripe and huge.

It's all in the delivery. Being huge and full of a love child isn't a bad thing, nor is it to say so.

Now if you comment about her water retention or bathroom visit frequency, say bye bye to ballsack.
 
2008-09-09 01:34:43 PM  
UNC_Samurai: Somewhere, John Stamos is laughing.

/You lost your wife to the fat kid from Stand By Me.


Thats from the Bob Saget roast. The only problem is that Stamos dumped her.

So really, the fat kid from Stand By Me, got Stamos's trash.
 
2008-09-09 02:33:56 PM  
not-a-cute-name: he doesn't recall asking about how much bigger i could get - why is my husband arguing with a hormonal pregnant woman???

He's a brave man, that fellow. Doesn't really see it as arguing, I suspect.

/c'mon, I'm dumb, but not dumb enough to say "You're HUGE."
//i mean, he's dumb.
 
2008-09-09 02:53:48 PM  
www.clone-high.com

STAMOS! Damn him and his perfect hair!
 
2008-09-09 03:19:50 PM  
I am sure he actually said it to her, and when you think about it, it is freekin' GENIUS.

And then he had the smarts to make publicity hay with it on Conan.

I'm gonna start referring to him as "The really SMART kid from Stand By Me!"

/ sorry wil
 
2008-09-09 03:32:29 PM  
He was just repeating that story Gordo told him about Lard Ass and the barf-o-rama.
 
2008-09-09 03:46:24 PM  
Welcome to all things Scotish!
We have wee.

Not so wee, and friggin huge!
 
2008-09-09 05:37:52 PM  
 
2008-09-09 05:48:53 PM  
2 things you never say to a pregnant woman...

1. You gonna eat that?
2. damn you're getting fat!
 
2008-09-09 07:45:44 PM  
Hell, if she's pregnant with twins and due in a few months then he probably wasn't getting much action anyway. While he's sleeping on the couch he can fap to pre-pregnancy pictures of his wife.

As long as the OB remembers to put in the daddy stitch after the birth, he'll be fine.
 
2008-09-09 10:28:06 PM  
This marriage will be over by 2011.
 
2008-09-10 12:38:31 AM  
Dr. Nick Riviera: Rebecca Romijn on Conan, before she was "huge."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, I'd hit that.
 
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