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2008-09-08 08:30:03 AM  
Osama Bin Laden?
 
2008-09-08 08:36:00 AM  
A cute bunny rabbit?
 
2008-09-08 08:37:49 AM  
Batman?
 
2008-09-08 08:39:16 AM  
A tampon?
 
2008-09-08 08:40:19 AM  
bear?

dead body?
 
2008-09-08 08:40:37 AM  
Probably escaped from a zoo.
 
2008-09-08 08:41:12 AM  
A detachable penis?
 
2008-09-08 08:44:04 AM  
A syntactically correct headline?
 
2008-09-08 08:45:35 AM  
Bat shiat?
 
2008-09-08 08:47:22 AM  

cpw49684: Bat shiat?


The man at the market said Carmen San Diego had guano on her feet? Where do you want to travel to next?
 
2008-09-08 08:48:39 AM  
Harvey Birdman: dead body?

That was my guess.
 
2008-09-08 08:58:03 AM  
I'd wager it's some sort of walking clock.
 
2008-09-08 09:01:32 AM  
Manbearpig?
 
2008-09-08 09:25:27 AM  
Blind fish?
 
2008-09-08 09:29:44 AM  
A Modmin that knows how to proofread?
 
2008-09-08 09:31:18 AM  
A Grue?
 
2008-09-08 09:34:12 AM  
intriguing.com
 
2008-09-08 09:37:45 AM  
Tony Stark?
 
2008-09-08 09:45:09 AM  
My marbles? I seem to have lost them.
 
2008-09-08 09:58:50 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?


Winner.
 
2008-09-08 09:59:31 AM  
Tour of cave canceled after discovery of guess what who in a cave

i249.photobucket.com

FTFM
 
2008-09-08 10:30:57 AM  
submitter: Tour of cave canceled after discovery of guess what in a cave

Chicken Butt?

/Guess why?
 
2008-09-08 10:31:13 AM  
A dead whore?

A young fellow named Dave?
 
2008-09-08 10:35:21 AM  
Zombie Chimps?
 
2008-09-08 10:39:43 AM  
Dynomite Monkey?
 
2008-09-08 10:50:40 AM  
My dignity?
 
2008-09-08 11:16:37 AM  
Bacon?
 
2008-09-08 11:22:29 AM  
A Wumpus?
 
2008-09-08 11:34:24 AM  

cpw49684: Bat shiat?


farm2.static.flickr.com

that's colonel bat guano to you. you're gonna have to answer to the coca-cola company now
 
2008-09-08 11:39:00 AM  
 
2008-09-08 11:47:21 AM  
Oil?
 
2008-09-08 11:47:47 AM  
Caylee?
 
2008-09-08 11:47:59 AM  

Aliquis: Manbearpig?


Are you serial?
 
2008-09-08 11:48:17 AM  
Does it involve the words "Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh" and "Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh"?
 
2008-09-08 11:49:04 AM  
A feasable new energy plan?
 
2008-09-08 11:49:14 AM  

beve: A dead whore?

A young fellow named Dave?


And that is why you're on my favorites list.
 
2008-09-08 11:49:22 AM  

Glasgowsfinest: Tony Stark?


With a box of scraps, no less.
 
2008-09-08 11:49:28 AM  
You guessed it; Frank Stallone!
 
2008-09-08 11:51:14 AM  
The Republican VP Nominee?
 
2008-09-08 11:51:17 AM  

Hal Jalykakik: Does it involve the words "Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh" and "Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh"?


That's the six million dollar answer.

/turns out it wasn't bigfoot, only aliens :(
 
2008-09-08 11:51:53 AM  
Manbearpig?
 
2008-09-08 11:52:15 AM  
A baffling amount of raccoon testicles?
 
2008-09-08 11:52:44 AM  
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-09-08 10:30:57 AM
submitter: Tour of cave canceled after discovery of guess what in a cave

Chicken Butt?

/Guess why?

Chicken Thigh
 
2008-09-08 11:52:53 AM  
This thread pleases me.
 
2008-09-08 11:52:54 AM  
Wally?
 
2008-09-08 11:53:03 AM  
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2008-09-08 11:53:04 AM  
Sloth?
 
2008-09-08 11:53:20 AM  
My sex life?

\would like it back. Kthxbye.
 
2008-09-08 11:53:36 AM  
Hermit Ren?
 
2008-09-08 11:53:58 AM  
Plato?
 
2008-09-08 11:54:08 AM  
Stalactite Jesus?
 
2008-09-08 11:54:08 AM  
Tom Sawyer farking Becky Thatcher?
 
2008-09-08 11:54:14 AM  

Archie Goodwin: A Grue?


Win.
 
2008-09-08 11:54:27 AM  
RON PAUL?
 
2008-09-08 11:54:29 AM  

Raging_Primate: My sex life?

\would like it back. Kthxbye.


Your slashie is facing the wrong way.

/end of threadjack
 
2008-09-08 11:54:29 AM  
Waldo?

/got nothing.
 
2008-09-08 11:54:54 AM  
i.usatoday.net

Not amused.
 
2008-09-08 11:54:56 AM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: A baffling amount of raccoon testicles?


Aw, c'mon! It took me all summer to collect those. I was going to pickle them for the winter. Yummy pickled racoon nuts!
 
2008-09-08 11:55:22 AM  
Ann Landers?
 
2008-09-08 11:55:24 AM  
Waldo?

/please disregard last input
 
2008-09-08 11:55:52 AM  
A cave troll?
 
2008-09-08 11:56:01 AM  
A signed 1st edition copy of Dianetics?
 
2008-09-08 11:56:26 AM  
An Instance full of Elites just waiting to send you back to IF?
 
2008-09-08 11:56:28 AM  
chunk doing the truffle shuffle?

baby.... ruth...... rocky.... road!!
 
2008-09-08 11:56:31 AM  
BKITU, that's the sort of thing that can get a person fired at work.

/ROFL
 
2008-09-08 11:56:38 AM  
a pitbull ritually adorned with lipstick?
 
2008-09-08 11:57:01 AM  
Stalagmites and stalactites?

/I'm not very good at this.
 
2008-09-08 11:57:47 AM  
A dead Lois?
 
2008-09-08 11:57:53 AM  
The Cranium Basher Thunder Maul?
 
2008-09-08 11:57:59 AM  
Ron Brown?
Vince Foster?
Mary Mahoney?
 
2008-09-08 11:58:02 AM  
Very small rocks?
 
2008-09-08 11:58:02 AM  
Chinese Democracy?
 
2008-09-08 11:58:03 AM  
I guessed zombies. Zombies eating this:

donnerpartykitchenstaff.com

Bonne apetit!
 
2008-09-08 11:58:07 AM  
Batman?
 
2008-09-08 11:58:11 AM  
stockpile of sarah palin mongoloid offspring?
 
2008-09-08 11:59:35 AM  
radon?
 
2008-09-08 12:00:00 PM  
A raging clue?
 
2008-09-08 12:00:05 PM  
The contents of Marsellus Wallace's briefcase?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-08 12:00:19 PM  
The Scallions!
 
2008-09-08 12:00:37 PM  
RUN AWAY...RUN AWAY

/ I bet you're gay
 
2008-09-08 12:00:42 PM  
my girlfriend's sex drive?
 
2008-09-08 12:00:42 PM  
There is a large bat colony under a bridge near my house. At night I can sit on my balcony and watch them dive bomb my pool hunting bugs.
 
2008-09-08 12:01:05 PM  
[image from yourcelebritystuff.com too old to be available]
 
2008-09-08 12:01:11 PM  
The last funny Strongbad email writer, deep in hibernation?
 
2008-09-08 12:01:14 PM  

ThreeWiseMonkeys: Dynomite Monkey?


Jimmy JJ Walker?
 
2008-09-08 12:01:41 PM  
Steve Guttenberg?
 
2008-09-08 12:01:41 PM  
A giant boulder?

legalmoviesdownloads.com
 
2008-09-08 12:02:30 PM  
i225.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 12:02:36 PM  
A "voting enabled" button?
 
2008-09-08 12:02:56 PM  
More caves?
 
2008-09-08 12:03:08 PM  
Bruce Campbell?
 
2008-09-08 12:03:08 PM  
Fluorescent rocks?

geology.wisc.edu

Aren't they purdy???
 
2008-09-08 12:03:41 PM  
img81.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:04:01 PM  
Snakes?
 
2008-09-08 12:04:26 PM  
Glenn Miller and Elvis?
 
2008-09-08 12:04:31 PM  
msnbcmedia4.msn.com
 
2008-09-08 12:04:49 PM  
i37.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-08 12:04:51 PM  
Everything ever lost in the Bermuda Triangle??
 
2008-09-08 12:04:52 PM  
lol, bats.
 
2008-09-08 12:05:08 PM  
mushrooms

/dood
 
2008-09-08 12:05:40 PM  
The official 9-11 scrolls?
 
2008-09-08 12:05:40 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-08 12:06:14 PM  
The Spanish Inquisition?
 
2008-09-08 12:06:40 PM  
This guy?
i.neoseeker.com

/Six female corpses?
 
2008-09-08 12:06:52 PM  
Atlantis? Cuba Gooding's career? An ethical politician? Quetzalcoatl? Four-day American work week? Timberlake and Samberg's junk? Naked VPILF pics? Healthy fast-food? Cure for cancer? White whale?

Enquiring minds want to know...
 
2008-09-08 12:07:10 PM  
Madonna's cervix?
 
2008-09-08 12:07:18 PM  

iddqd: The Spanish Inquisition?


You would think that people would have learned to expect them by now.
 
2008-09-08 12:07:23 PM  
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2008-09-08 12:07:30 PM  
I came for the samuel jackson guess who pic and was not dissapointed
 
2008-09-08 12:07:43 PM  
i398.photobucket.com

Amelia Earhart?
 
2008-09-08 12:07:43 PM  
tin_man:
A detachable penis?

This was a cave, not Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street.
 
2008-09-08 12:08:01 PM  
Stem cells?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:10 PM  
well, spelunkers are a superstitious, cowardly lot...
 
2008-09-08 12:08:13 PM  
Mom?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:33 PM  
Hugo Simpson?

[image from img1.picturewizard.com too old to be available]
 
2008-09-08 12:08:40 PM  
Caylee?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:42 PM  
the lost city of Atlantis?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:43 PM  
Dick Cheney?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:57 PM  
A clue to who keeps framing OJ Simpson?
 
2008-09-08 12:09:04 PM  

WolfinPHX: iddqd: The Spanish Inquisition?

You would think that people would have learned to expect them by now.


no one expects the spanish inquisition!
 
2008-09-08 12:09:04 PM  
According to the Web site of the Missouri Department of Conservation, disturbing gray bats as they sleep causes them to use 20-30 days of stored fat.

and yet...

"The only way people get to learn about bats and caves and how to protect them is if they get to go in and see what its all about," Bell said.

Brilliant!
 
2008-09-08 12:09:11 PM  

tomlennon: A syntactically correct headline?


A grammar nazi?
 
2008-09-08 12:09:17 PM  
Paris Hilton's discarded cherry?
 
2008-09-08 12:09:35 PM  
my spelling is very DISAPPOINTING today

/head asploads
 
2008-09-08 12:09:54 PM  
Carmen Sandiego?
 
2008-09-08 12:10:18 PM  
A hotdog?
 
2008-09-08 12:10:46 PM  
This guy?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-09-08 12:11:05 PM  
i398.photobucket.com

Carmen Sandiego
 
2008-09-08 12:11:13 PM  
Kaiser Soze?
 
2008-09-08 12:11:36 PM  

Sarcastica75: Paris Hilton's discarded cherry?


That was a myth, she was born without one.
 
2008-09-08 12:11:46 PM  

jabbedxorz: lol, bats.


Pfft. That's stupid. You're stupid. Lamest. Comment. Ever.

*reads the article*

Holy shiat. It was bats!
 
2008-09-08 12:11:47 PM  
The Jewel of Hera?

/bite me Dr Mansfield.
 
2008-09-08 12:11:49 PM  

Sarcastica75: Carmen Sandiego?


dammit
 
2008-09-08 12:11:51 PM  

tin_man: A detachable penis?


Was it next to a broken toaster oven?
 
2008-09-08 12:12:07 PM  
img46.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:12:17 PM  
A cave-poo preserved by petrifilia?
 
2008-09-08 12:12:24 PM  
Supplies !!
 
2008-09-08 12:12:42 PM  
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2008-09-08 12:12:48 PM  
img185.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:12:51 PM  

cksewell: Sarcastica75: Carmen Sandiego?

dammit


Well, you had the pic, tho.

/great minds, etc.
//clearly, she's where Waldo is.
 
2008-09-08 12:13:28 PM  
The Internet?
 
2008-09-08 12:13:29 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2008-09-08 12:13:31 PM  
darkness?
 
2008-09-08 12:13:39 PM  

DeltaXi65: Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?

Winner.


too obvious - thanks for playing

yeppers, exit to your left
 
2008-09-08 12:13:41 PM  
Lions' fans...again?

/Bucs fan
//hiding in a sunken ship
 
2008-09-08 12:13:43 PM  
the under-ware gnomes hideout?
 
2008-09-08 12:13:45 PM  
very large ants?
 
2008-09-08 12:14:12 PM  
 
2008-09-08 12:14:13 PM  
i93.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 12:14:49 PM  
global warming?
 
2008-09-08 12:14:51 PM  
guano?
 
2008-09-08 12:15:17 PM  
viralpolitics.com

I get the feeling that none of you are taking this forum super cereal...
 
2008-09-08 12:15:56 PM  
a toothpick? a hot dog?

PINOCCHIO!?!?
 
2008-09-08 12:15:56 PM  
The VOTING this thread should have had?
 
2008-09-08 12:15:57 PM  
the collective intelligence of all Americans?
 
2008-09-08 12:16:37 PM  
Elvis has left the cave.
 
2008-09-08 12:17:06 PM  
Billions in wasted Iraq funds (new window) that the Administration doesn't care about?
 
2008-09-08 12:17:34 PM  
hot cocoa sampler?

a improperly used pickle?

the lost Rainbow Brite girl thread..or all other banished fark threads?
 
2008-09-08 12:17:50 PM  
A submarine, Mr. Wayne, they discovered a submarine.
 
2008-09-08 12:18:08 PM  
XtremeLeeWyte
I get the feeling that none of you are taking this forum super cereal...

*golf clap*
 
2008-09-08 12:18:51 PM  
Thought for sure it would be Indian Native American burial grounds
 
2008-09-08 12:19:16 PM  
The Secret of Monkey Island?™
 
2008-09-08 12:19:36 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?


Thread over before it started.
 
2008-09-08 12:20:01 PM  

Sarcastica75: the lost city of Atlantis?


Heard playing faintly in the background...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_JTV9E3J48
 
2008-09-08 12:20:27 PM  
Trog?

papermag.com
 
2008-09-08 12:20:28 PM  

Sarcastica75: Paris Hilton's discarded cherry?


BINGO!

The cave in question is now closed due to such a paradoxical event. Besides, it looked more like a used Jujube in need of a mold-release agent.

Oh wait, that's Britney's ....
 
2008-09-08 12:20:37 PM  

amindtat: XtremeLeeWyte
I get the feeling that none of you are taking this forum super cereal...

*golf clap*


Thank you, thank you very much.
 
2008-09-08 12:20:59 PM  

Fact Man: Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?

Thread over before it started.


Only if McCain was with him and they were engaging in manly loving...
 
2008-09-08 12:21:34 PM  
Natalee Holloway?
 
2008-09-08 12:21:38 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: cpw49684: Bat shiat?

that's colonel bat guano to you. you're gonna have to answer to the coca-cola company now



If that really is your name.
 
2008-09-08 12:21:39 PM  
a creepy, blind, legless, albino thingy
 
2008-09-08 12:21:58 PM  
leadeaters.co.uk

THE HOFF?
 
2008-09-08 12:22:02 PM  
$ 9 , 6 7 5 , 4 6 4 , 9 4 9 , 0 0 4 . 5 6 ?
 
2008-09-08 12:22:27 PM  
Ma'nutz?
 
2008-09-08 12:22:36 PM  
Tom Sawyer and/or Huck Finn?
 
2008-09-08 12:22:57 PM  

Xerxes99: A signed 1st edition copy of Dianetics

with the word "suckers" not edited out?
/FTFM

 
2008-09-08 12:23:10 PM  
Steve Fossett?
 
2008-09-08 12:23:13 PM  
pointed sticks?
 
2008-09-08 12:23:32 PM  
C.H.U.D
 
2008-09-08 12:23:38 PM  
archaeology.org

content8.flixster.com

[image from webomatica.com too old to be available]

developer.valvesoftware.com

Okay, those are the popular "things found in caves" that I could think of.
 
2008-09-08 12:24:06 PM  
Caylee Anthony
 
2008-09-08 12:25:11 PM  
A smaller cave, containing an even smaller cave?
 
2008-09-08 12:25:33 PM  
Six Degrees of Freedom (6DoF)?
 
2008-09-08 12:26:15 PM  
Lance Armstrong's other nut
 
2008-09-08 12:26:40 PM  
a biatchin camaro!!??!!
 
2008-09-08 12:26:46 PM  
Streetlight!!
Did anyone call streetlight?!?
 
2008-09-08 12:27:36 PM  
yorkshiresoul.org
 
2008-09-08 12:27:49 PM  
Victoria's Secret™?
 
2008-09-08 12:28:11 PM  
Hitler?

/Every thread needs a good Godwin
 
2008-09-08 12:29:22 PM  
Chongo?

//uh oh!
 
2008-09-08 12:29:27 PM  
a streetlight?
 
2008-09-08 12:30:38 PM  
i398.photobucket.com

"Get off my stalagmites"
 
2008-09-08 12:30:43 PM  
A cherry pie?
 
2008-09-08 12:30:44 PM  
Ann Coulter's Adam's apple?
 
2008-09-08 12:31:40 PM  
Kiefer Sutherland's gang hanging from the ceiling.
 
2008-09-08 12:31:51 PM  
Palin's experience?
 
2008-09-08 12:32:29 PM  
my virginity?

/i lost it somewhere, maybe it turned up there!
 
2008-09-08 12:32:35 PM  
God's final message to His Creation?

/WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
 
2008-09-08 12:32:49 PM  
wired.com


/hotlinked for her pleasure
 
2008-09-08 12:33:22 PM  

absoluteparanoia: Palin's experience?


Obamas?
 
2008-09-08 12:33:27 PM  
Carnivorous Fraggles?
 
2008-09-08 12:33:31 PM  
BatMAN?
 
2008-09-08 12:33:54 PM  
Another pot cave?
 
2008-09-08 12:34:02 PM  
Bat Guano?

impawards.com
 
2008-09-08 12:34:14 PM  
img151.imageshack.us

'Go no further because Death awaits you all! With nasty pointy teeth.'
 
2008-09-08 12:34:19 PM  
Caves = Barnacles!

[image from hlfallout.net too old to be available]

/*shudder*
 
2008-09-08 12:34:42 PM  
Leadership in the Palestinian A uthority?
 
2008-09-08 12:34:55 PM  
The police? The Fratellis? Another one of Willie's booby traps?

myfungraphics.com


Baby Ruth?
 
2008-09-08 12:35:47 PM  

Persnickety: /hotlinked hortalinked for her pleasure


ftfy
 
2008-09-08 12:36:09 PM  
Copious amounts of moonshine?
 
2008-09-08 12:36:41 PM  

wildcardjack: Okay, those are the popular "things found in caves" that I could think of.



Oops, I see you already went there...

/my bad
 
2008-09-08 12:36:53 PM  
Batshiat!

images.usatoday.com
 
2008-09-08 12:37:26 PM  
Batboy?
 
2008-09-08 12:37:33 PM  
dazzlingdecorhire.com.au

With "So long and thanks for all the fish" inscribed on it?
 
2008-09-08 12:37:38 PM  
Keith Olbermann's sense of journalistic objectivity?
 
2008-09-08 12:37:50 PM  
slime mold?

img79.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:38:53 PM  
images.buycostumes.com

Please o please o please...
 
2008-09-08 12:39:00 PM  
Beartoy?
 
2008-09-08 12:39:11 PM  
People practicing how not to be seen?
 
2008-09-08 12:39:44 PM  
subby's mom is the cave
 
2008-09-08 12:40:22 PM  
i398.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 12:40:23 PM  
 
2008-09-08 12:40:45 PM  
If anyone is at all curious, try a search for "abandoned mine Italy" on Youtube.

I posted 10 short 3 minute videos of a abandoned mine I found in the mountains in Italy a few months ago - and that I, like an idiot, explored alone without any safety equipment.

My favorite is "Abandoned Mine 6", when my light burns out.
Im generally babbling like an idiot as I explore the thing, using my bicycle headlight and cheap camera in "video mode"

I made it about a kilometer underground.. the mine has "tens of kilometers" of ancient passages, dating back to the middle ages and probably earlier. The mine was closed in the 1940s when some allied bombs fell nearby and made it too unstable.

Anyway - it seemed appropriate to the thread...

/Im going back, with a ladder, better lights, and a metal detector sometime this fall..
 
2008-09-08 12:40:49 PM  

Raging Thespian: Please o please o please...


Wonder what kinds of toys she has...
 
2008-09-08 12:40:50 PM  

Nogale: Leadership in the Palestinian A uthority?


Why so serious?
 
2008-09-08 12:41:10 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?


Exactly what I thought when I read the headline.
 
2008-09-08 12:41:27 PM  
The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh?

img48.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:41:42 PM  
Chester Copperpot?
 
2008-09-08 12:41:42 PM  
i169.photobucket.com

/Sorry.
//Couldn't resist.
 
2008-09-08 12:43:16 PM  
Obama's concern for US security?
 
2008-09-08 12:43:42 PM  
Flight 19?
 
2008-09-08 12:44:00 PM  
[image from indiana-jones-movie-buzz.com too old to be available]
 
2008-09-08 12:44:56 PM  
The secret that Obama is really a caucasian?
 
2008-09-08 12:44:58 PM  
One-Eyed Willy?

/Go Goonies!
 
2008-09-08 12:45:02 PM  

incrdbil: Keith Olbermann's sense of journalistic objectivity?


Please narrow your search of the cave to things that are actually possible.
 
2008-09-08 12:45:07 PM  
My keys?

/we could drive out
 
2008-09-08 12:45:22 PM  
BATS? (new window)
 
2008-09-08 12:45:24 PM  
Lupus?

Cancer?
 
2008-09-08 12:45:28 PM  
The DHARMA Iniative?
 
2008-09-08 12:45:42 PM  
Booty traps?
 
2008-09-08 12:46:48 PM  
This park (and cave) are less than a mile from my house so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/ I really wish it contained some of what Raging Thespian posted
// but in the 30 feet you can explore without a light you can only discover used condoms and discarded drug paraphernalia.
 
2008-09-08 12:47:24 PM  
The Holy Grail?
 
2008-09-08 12:47:25 PM  
I have the feeling that this will turn out to be an epic thread.
 
2008-09-08 12:48:45 PM  
Your mom?
 
2008-09-08 12:49:37 PM  
.... shadows of objects, but knowing no other reality, the tourists mistake these shadows of objects to be the true form of the object.
 
2008-09-08 12:49:40 PM  
i398.photobucket.com

"Good evening"
 
2008-09-08 12:49:42 PM  
Trumpy?
 
2008-09-08 12:49:53 PM  
A bat in the cave....

fourfour.typepad.com
 
2008-09-08 12:50:03 PM  
impawards.com

/Of course it is hotlinked.
//Saturday mornings of long ago
///Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock.
 
2008-09-08 12:50:39 PM  

farm machine: alacy52: A giant boulder?

Or perhaps an over the shoulder boulder holder


That's a double-barreled slingshot
Hawkeye approves
 
2008-09-08 12:50:50 PM  
Drew?
 
2008-09-08 12:51:44 PM  
[image from content.answers.com too old to be available]
 
2008-09-08 12:52:42 PM  
The Republican Party's sense of integrity?
 
2008-09-08 12:53:42 PM  
Prosthetic foreheads?
 
2008-09-08 12:53:47 PM  
didn't take long for that link to get snafu'ed . . . try two

iwatchstuff.com

/Of course it is hotlinked (again).
//Saturday mornings of long ago
///Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock.
 
2008-09-08 12:57:08 PM  
img152.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:57:38 PM  
[image from cartoonstock.com too old to be available]
 
2008-09-08 12:57:46 PM  
Caulfield put this right next to that watch.

tu.trekunited.com
 
2008-09-08 12:59:14 PM  
[image from wzus.ask.com too old to be available]
 
2008-09-08 01:00:12 PM  
Perhaps:

davecarlson.net

or perhaps:

blogs.theage.com.au
 
2008-09-08 01:00:29 PM  
Heffalumps? Woozles?
 
2008-09-08 01:00:29 PM  

Dyskord: Lupus?

Cancer?


It's never lupus.
 
2008-09-08 01:01:19 PM  

cksewell: Steve Fossett?


oh. snap.
 
2008-09-08 01:01:59 PM  
Ozzie Smith?
 
2008-09-08 01:02:16 PM  
Xenu?
 
2008-09-08 01:04:21 PM  
Oil?

BIG OIL even!!
 
2008-09-08 01:04:44 PM  

jynxyu: Raging Thespian: Please o please o please...

Wonder what kinds of toys she has...


Heh - never disappoint do ya?
 
2008-09-08 01:05:02 PM  

teh_d00d: Caves = Barnacles!

/*shudder*


OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
 
2008-09-08 01:05:10 PM  
Bigfoot?
i178.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:05:18 PM  
The Maple Leafs' chance for the Stanley Cup?
 
2008-09-08 01:05:40 PM  
i260.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:06:36 PM  
Saddam's WMDs?
 
2008-09-08 01:06:42 PM  

BerardisBiatch: jynxyu: Raging Thespian: Please o please o please...

Wonder what kinds of toys she has...

Heh - never disappoint do ya?


I do have that reputation to uphold. Or is it because I'm just that perverted?
/go with the second half, trust me
 
2008-09-08 01:07:11 PM  
I thought for sure it was

i42.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:07:27 PM  

Single White Male: Plato?


Just his shadow, actually...
 
2008-09-08 01:08:04 PM  
A snowball in hell?
 
2008-09-08 01:08:39 PM  
I don't know... pudding?
 
2008-09-08 01:09:08 PM  

Shatnerfreude: Single White Male: Plato?

Just his shadow, actually...


Metaphorically speaking...
 
2008-09-08 01:09:08 PM  

TheCharmerUnderMe: A dead Lois?


I came here for this. I see that this preceded me. I'll leave now . . .

/Good jorb, here's a trophy!
 
2008-09-08 01:09:54 PM  

litespeed74: darkness?


HA, darkness from lightspeed74. Again. Ha.
 
2008-09-08 01:10:00 PM  
Injun Joe?

Didn't read the thread first.
 
2008-09-08 01:10:08 PM  
Brittney Spears' dignity?
 
2008-09-08 01:11:09 PM  
the written offer from Obama for Hillary to be his vice-president?
 
2008-09-08 01:12:47 PM  
Schrodenger's cat?

/was it dead or alive?
 
2008-09-08 01:13:40 PM  
UltraFa
 
2008-09-08 01:15:29 PM  
Cousin Balin?
 
2008-09-08 01:15:51 PM  
Dane Cook's talent?
 
2008-09-08 01:16:00 PM  
http://">
 
2008-09-08 01:16:29 PM  
[image from nerf-herders-anonymous.net too old to be available]

Solo: "This is no cave."
 
2008-09-08 01:16:35 PM  
FTFA: Tours of Sequiota cave were canceled Sunday after the first group discovered an unusually high number of endangered gray bats, which may have been going into hibernation.

So, is the number unusually high because people don't see that many bats that often, or is it unusually high because they are endangered and there shouldn't be that many anyway?

Maybe they're not as endangered as we thought.

/kidding
 
2008-09-08 01:16:37 PM  
C?
 
2008-09-08 01:16:51 PM  
The sword of Laban?
 
2008-09-08 01:17:35 PM  
hometown.aol.com
 
2008-09-08 01:17:41 PM  
i137.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:17:58 PM  
I will conjecture that they found a small mountain of cocaine and an underaged Mexican prostitute...

*Reads TFA*

That was weak. Wake me up when we get something newsworthy.
 
2008-09-08 01:18:21 PM  
I have figured it out.

The answer is....


The inside of the cave. Thanks for playing.
 
2008-09-08 01:18:31 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-09-08 01:19:26 PM  
McCain's Integrity?
 
2008-09-08 01:22:12 PM  
[image from southparkx.net too old to be available]
 
2008-09-08 01:22:44 PM  
Dammit Studebaker beat me to it....


[image from i186.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2008-09-08 01:23:18 PM  
Joe Biden's Rug?
img.diytrade.com
 
2008-09-08 01:24:20 PM  
Pictures of Bea Arthur naked?
 
2008-09-08 01:24:25 PM  

Digitus Impudicus: Chester Copperpot?


well played
 
2008-09-08 01:24:34 PM  
se2.selektive-erinnerung.de
 
2008-09-08 01:26:03 PM  
Whitey Bulger?
 
2008-09-08 01:26:57 PM  
A loose seal?
 
2008-09-08 01:27:36 PM  
GAZERBEAM!
images.wikia.com
 
2008-09-08 01:29:02 PM  
Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?
 
2008-09-08 01:29:05 PM  
My foreskin?
 
2008-09-08 01:29:25 PM  
D.B. Cooper?
 
2008-09-08 01:29:26 PM  
blog.filmjabber.com
 
2008-09-08 01:29:39 PM  
The New York Yankees, who decided to call it a season early?
 
2008-09-08 01:30:14 PM  

Daveism: D.B. Cooper?


Nice
 
2008-09-08 01:30:23 PM  
Sleestacks?
 
2008-09-08 01:30:24 PM  
I love you guys
 
2008-09-08 01:31:05 PM  

jynxyu: I do have that reputation to uphold. Or is it because I'm just that perverted?
/go with the second half, trust me


I'd venture to guess it's the latter. But that's all good. ;-)
 
2008-09-08 01:31:23 PM  

Larva Lump: Whitey Bulger?


Nice.
 
2008-09-08 01:31:23 PM  
Oswald Cobblepot?
 
2008-09-08 01:31:40 PM  

Reggie Dunlap: Sleestacks?


Late to the party again. 'doh
 
2008-09-08 01:32:25 PM  
Gary Gygax?
 
2008-09-08 01:32:34 PM  
A Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Montrachet 1978?

Ecobuckeye

Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?

That'd be some party.
 
2008-09-08 01:34:07 PM  
Girls with two belly buttons?

/obscure?
 
2008-09-08 01:34:15 PM  
Ameliea Airfart?
 
2008-09-08 01:35:05 PM  
media.ebaumsworld.com
 
2008-09-08 01:35:32 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?


ALL RIGHT!! ORGY ON!!
 
2008-09-08 01:37:29 PM  

drsewell: Prosthetic foreheads?


yeah they hid them there. someone in that town was trying to burn the foreheads down
 
2008-09-08 01:38:34 PM  
Trig's 28th chromosome?
 
2008-09-08 01:38:38 PM  
Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?

Were they grooving?
 
2008-09-08 01:40:02 PM  
Timothy?

/way obscure
 
2008-09-08 01:40:20 PM  
chupacabra?
 
2008-09-08 01:40:31 PM  
lukechueh.com
 
2008-09-08 01:41:20 PM  
So it wasn't-
hornofgabriel.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-09-08 01:41:21 PM  
They foung Jesus in that cave.
 
2008-09-08 01:41:30 PM  

Lurkin_Jerk: Timothy?

/way obscure


OMG.....win. Where on Earth did you go?
 
2008-09-08 01:41:33 PM  
Reverend Harry Kane and his followers??
cdn.myxertones.com

DAD???
 
2008-09-08 01:42:12 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-08 01:42:25 PM  
Cloudcuckooland?
 
2008-09-08 01:42:45 PM  

beve: A dead whore?

A young fellow named Dave?


I came here to say this.

/DAMMIT!

There was a young man named Dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a t*t and smelled worse than sh*t, but think of the money he'll save!
 
2008-09-08 01:43:04 PM  
metropolitician.blogs.com
 
2008-09-08 01:43:09 PM  
Adam West?
 
2008-09-08 01:43:13 PM  
fritriac.de

Caveceilingcat!
 
2008-09-08 01:43:45 PM  
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict?

/*looks up and sees bastardized versions of the title*
//*clicks add comment anyway*
 
2008-09-08 01:43:52 PM  
Arrrghhh, I'm fine, other than this gut wrenching terror...

It's...it's looking right at me, look at those claws, they could rip a tank apart!

Jesus Christ, I don't think I'm going to get out of here alive...

Arrggghhhh, Crab...Crab Battle!!

Olioliooo!

Obscure?
 
2008-09-08 01:44:51 PM  
coastalphysicalmedicine.com

I'm just looking for someplace with awesome acoustics!
 
2008-09-08 01:45:05 PM  
[image from b.imagehost.org too old to be available]

"Holy Jesus! What are all these goddamn animals!?!?!"
 
2008-09-08 01:45:13 PM  
Choose Your Own Adventure The Cave of Time?
 
2008-09-08 01:45:46 PM  
Chupacabra?

Teh bukkit?
 
2008-09-08 01:45:48 PM  
Moe's treasure?

/Surprised no one got that one already.
 
2008-09-08 01:47:29 PM  
I bet they found a new spider species.

webpages.charter.net
 
2008-09-08 01:47:33 PM  
The server that hosts gorgor's pictures????

Wait, that one's a lot deeper than that...
 
2008-09-08 01:48:00 PM  
The Great Pumpkin
 
2008-09-08 01:48:36 PM  

Somacandra: Billions in wasted Iraq funds (new window) that the Administration doesn't care about?


Yes, it's called "welfare for the lazy" .
 
2008-09-08 01:49:00 PM  

Doc_Gerbil: Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?

Were they grooving?


i180.photobucket.com
Groovy!
 
2008-09-08 01:49:03 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I bet they found a new spider species.


That looks tasty, a little Caribbean jerk seasoning...
 
2008-09-08 01:49:45 PM  
Oh! Oh! I know!... A light-brite, with a dangerous-looking battery taped to it...
farm1.static.flickr.com
hotlinked 'cuz I'm a shameless bastage

cksewell: Nice


Thanks!
 
2008-09-08 01:49:46 PM  
Every episode of Beavis and Butthead WITH all the music videos?
 
2008-09-08 01:49:58 PM  
An open window showing signs of forced entry?
 
2008-09-08 01:51:45 PM  

Daveism: Oh! Oh! I know!... A light-brite, with a dangerous-looking battery taped to it...

hotlinked 'cuz I'm a shameless bastage


*facepalm*
I've got that pic in the window of my car, how did I ever forget that?
 
2008-09-08 01:52:04 PM  

jynxyu: cowgirl toffee: I bet they found a new spider species.

That looks tasty, a little Caribbean jerk seasoning...


Doesn't look like it has a lot of meat on it.
Bet you'll have to eat the whole damn thing.
 
2008-09-08 01:53:59 PM  
popculturebuzz.com

I was looking for love..
Is this the wrong place?
 
2008-09-08 01:54:16 PM  

Gobobo: $ 9 , 6 7 5 , 4 6 4 , 9 4 9 , 0 0 4 . 5 6 ?


If the article was about a Nigerian cave, maybe.

/They'll need some help moving it out of their country
//Just if you can give them your bank account number
 
2008-09-08 01:55:09 PM  

cowgirl toffee:
Doesn't look like it has a lot of meat on it.
Bet you'll have to eat the whole damn thing.


I'll just grab 50 or so, should be about like a chicken wing, ya' think?
 
2008-09-08 01:55:48 PM  

jaylectricity: Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict?


*Runs to the record shelf*
*Looks for Ummagumma*
*Cries out loud because it's a vinyl record*

 
2008-09-08 01:56:02 PM  
i198.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:56:50 PM  
Fritriac

Caveceilingcat!

And it's watching you masturbate defenestrate spelunk!

No wonder they wouldn't let anyone in.
 
2008-09-08 01:56:54 PM  
What Davey and Goliath found.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXSS1qLY1D0
 
2008-09-08 01:57:01 PM  
A cave beetle bottle poodle noodle battle?
 
2008-09-08 01:58:12 PM  
BerardisBiatch, thank you. I was trying to stay out of my bunk today...
 
2008-09-08 01:59:04 PM  

jynxyu: cowgirl toffee:
Doesn't look like it has a lot of meat on it.
Bet you'll have to eat the whole damn thing.

I'll just grab 50 or so, should be about like a chicken wing, ya' think?


Just remember... they are new.
No need to make them extinct yet.
 
2008-09-08 01:59:30 PM  

jynxyu: *facepalm*


I dunno- I'm just on fyah today!
 
2008-09-08 01:59:50 PM  
MEGATRON
 
2008-09-08 02:00:41 PM