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2008-09-08 08:30:03 AM
Osama Bin Laden?
 
2008-09-08 08:36:00 AM
A cute bunny rabbit?
 
2008-09-08 08:37:49 AM
Batman?
 
2008-09-08 08:39:16 AM
A tampon?
 
2008-09-08 08:40:19 AM
bear?

dead body?
 
2008-09-08 08:40:37 AM
Probably escaped from a zoo.
 
2008-09-08 08:41:12 AM
A detachable penis?
 
2008-09-08 08:44:04 AM
A syntactically correct headline?
 
2008-09-08 08:45:35 AM
Bat shiat?
 
2008-09-08 08:47:22 AM
cpw49684: Bat shiat?

The man at the market said Carmen San Diego had guano on her feet? Where do you want to travel to next?
 
2008-09-08 08:48:39 AM
Harvey Birdman: dead body?

That was my guess.
 
2008-09-08 08:58:03 AM
I'd wager it's some sort of walking clock.
 
2008-09-08 09:01:32 AM
Manbearpig?
 
2008-09-08 09:25:27 AM
Blind fish?
 
2008-09-08 09:29:44 AM
A Modmin that knows how to proofread?
 
2008-09-08 09:31:18 AM
A Grue?
 
2008-09-08 09:34:12 AM
www.intriguing.com
 
2008-09-08 09:37:45 AM
Tony Stark?
 
2008-09-08 09:45:09 AM
My marbles? I seem to have lost them.
 
2008-09-08 09:58:50 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?

Winner.
 
2008-09-08 09:59:31 AM
Tour of cave canceled after discovery of guess what who in a cave

i249.photobucket.com

FTFM
 
2008-09-08 10:30:57 AM
submitter: Tour of cave canceled after discovery of guess what in a cave

Chicken Butt?

/Guess why?
 
2008-09-08 10:31:13 AM
A dead whore?

A young fellow named Dave?
 
2008-09-08 10:35:21 AM
Zombie Chimps?
 
2008-09-08 10:39:43 AM
Dynomite Monkey?
 
2008-09-08 10:50:40 AM
My dignity?
 
2008-09-08 11:16:37 AM
Bacon?
 
2008-09-08 11:22:29 AM
A Wumpus?
 
2008-09-08 11:34:24 AM
cpw49684: Bat shiat?

farm2.static.flickr.com

that's colonel bat guano to you. you're gonna have to answer to the coca-cola company now
 
2008-09-08 11:39:00 AM
i139.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 11:47:21 AM
Oil?
 
2008-09-08 11:47:47 AM
Caylee?
 
2008-09-08 11:47:59 AM
Aliquis: Manbearpig?

Are you serial?
 
2008-09-08 11:48:17 AM
Does it involve the words "Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh" and "Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh"?
 
2008-09-08 11:49:04 AM
A feasable new energy plan?
 
2008-09-08 11:49:14 AM
beve: A dead whore?

A young fellow named Dave?


And that is why you're on my favorites list.
 
2008-09-08 11:49:22 AM
Glasgowsfinest: Tony Stark?

With a box of scraps, no less.
 
2008-09-08 11:49:28 AM
You guessed it; Frank Stallone!
 
2008-09-08 11:51:14 AM
The Republican VP Nominee?
 
2008-09-08 11:51:17 AM
Hal Jalykakik: Does it involve the words "Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh" and "Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh"?

That's the six million dollar answer.

/turns out it wasn't bigfoot, only aliens :(
 
2008-09-08 11:51:53 AM
Manbearpig?
 
2008-09-08 11:52:15 AM
A baffling amount of raccoon testicles?
 
2008-09-08 11:52:44 AM
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-09-08 10:30:57 AM
submitter: Tour of cave canceled after discovery of guess what in a cave

Chicken Butt?

/Guess why?

Chicken Thigh
 
2008-09-08 11:52:53 AM
This thread pleases me.
 
2008-09-08 11:52:54 AM
Wally?
 
2008-09-08 11:53:03 AM
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2008-09-08 11:53:04 AM
Sloth?
 
2008-09-08 11:53:20 AM
My sex life?

\would like it back. Kthxbye.
 
2008-09-08 11:53:36 AM
Hermit Ren?
 
2008-09-08 11:53:58 AM
Plato?
 
2008-09-08 11:54:08 AM
Stalactite Jesus?
 
2008-09-08 11:54:08 AM
Tom Sawyer farking Becky Thatcher?
 
2008-09-08 11:54:14 AM
Archie Goodwin: A Grue?

Win.
 
2008-09-08 11:54:27 AM
RON PAUL?
 
2008-09-08 11:54:29 AM
Raging_Primate: My sex life?

\would like it back. Kthxbye.


Your slashie is facing the wrong way.

/end of threadjack
 
2008-09-08 11:54:29 AM
Waldo?

/got nothing.
 
2008-09-08 11:54:54 AM
i.usatoday.net

Not amused.
 
2008-09-08 11:54:56 AM
Bartleby the Scrivener: A baffling amount of raccoon testicles?

Aw, c'mon! It took me all summer to collect those. I was going to pickle them for the winter. Yummy pickled racoon nuts!
 
2008-09-08 11:55:22 AM
Ann Landers?
 
2008-09-08 11:55:24 AM
Waldo?

/please disregard last input
 
2008-09-08 11:55:52 AM
A cave troll?
 
2008-09-08 11:56:01 AM
A signed 1st edition copy of Dianetics?
 
2008-09-08 11:56:26 AM
An Instance full of Elites just waiting to send you back to IF?
 
2008-09-08 11:56:28 AM
chunk doing the truffle shuffle?

baby.... ruth...... rocky.... road!!
 
2008-09-08 11:56:31 AM
BKITU, that's the sort of thing that can get a person fired at work.

/ROFL
 
2008-09-08 11:56:38 AM
a pitbull ritually adorned with lipstick?
 
2008-09-08 11:57:01 AM
Stalagmites and stalactites?

/I'm not very good at this.
 
2008-09-08 11:57:47 AM
A dead Lois?
 
2008-09-08 11:57:53 AM
The Cranium Basher Thunder Maul?
 
2008-09-08 11:57:59 AM
Ron Brown?
Vince Foster?
Mary Mahoney?
 
2008-09-08 11:58:02 AM
Very small rocks?
 
2008-09-08 11:58:02 AM
Chinese Democracy?
 
2008-09-08 11:58:03 AM
I guessed zombies. Zombies eating this:

donnerpartykitchenstaff.com

Bonne apetit!
 
2008-09-08 11:58:07 AM
Batman?
 
2008-09-08 11:58:11 AM
stockpile of sarah palin mongoloid offspring?
 
2008-09-08 11:59:35 AM
radon?
 
2008-09-08 12:00:00 PM
A raging clue?
 
2008-09-08 12:00:05 PM
The contents of Marsellus Wallace's briefcase?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-08 12:00:19 PM
The Scallions!
 
2008-09-08 12:00:37 PM
RUN AWAY...RUN AWAY

/ I bet you're gay
 
2008-09-08 12:00:42 PM
my girlfriend's sex drive?
 
2008-09-08 12:00:42 PM
There is a large bat colony under a bridge near my house. At night I can sit on my balcony and watch them dive bomb my pool hunting bugs.
 
2008-09-08 12:01:05 PM
www.yourcelebritystuff.com
 
2008-09-08 12:01:11 PM
The last funny Strongbad email writer, deep in hibernation?
 
2008-09-08 12:01:14 PM
ThreeWiseMonkeys: Dynomite Monkey?

Jimmy JJ Walker?
 
2008-09-08 12:01:41 PM
Steve Guttenberg?
 
2008-09-08 12:01:41 PM
A giant boulder?

www.legalmoviesdownloads.com
 
2008-09-08 12:02:30 PM
i225.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 12:02:36 PM
A "voting enabled" button?
 
2008-09-08 12:02:56 PM
More caves?
 
2008-09-08 12:03:08 PM
Bruce Campbell?
 
2008-09-08 12:03:08 PM
Fluorescent rocks?

www.geology.wisc.edu

Aren't they purdy???
 
2008-09-08 12:03:41 PM
img81.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:04:01 PM
Snakes?
 
2008-09-08 12:04:26 PM
Glenn Miller and Elvis?
 
2008-09-08 12:04:31 PM
msnbcmedia4.msn.com
 
2008-09-08 12:04:49 PM
i37.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-08 12:04:51 PM
Everything ever lost in the Bermuda Triangle??
 
2008-09-08 12:04:52 PM
lol, bats.
 
2008-09-08 12:05:08 PM
mushrooms

/dood
 
2008-09-08 12:05:40 PM
The official 9-11 scrolls?
 
2008-09-08 12:05:40 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-08 12:06:14 PM
The Spanish Inquisition?
 
2008-09-08 12:06:40 PM
This guy?
i.neoseeker.com

/Six female corpses?
 
2008-09-08 12:06:52 PM
Atlantis? Cuba Gooding's career? An ethical politician? Quetzalcoatl? Four-day American work week? Timberlake and Samberg's junk? Naked VPILF pics? Healthy fast-food? Cure for cancer? White whale?

Enquiring minds want to know...
 
2008-09-08 12:07:10 PM
Madonna's cervix?
 
2008-09-08 12:07:18 PM
iddqd: The Spanish Inquisition?

You would think that people would have learned to expect them by now.
 
2008-09-08 12:07:23 PM
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2008-09-08 12:07:30 PM
I came for the samuel jackson guess who pic and was not dissapointed
 
2008-09-08 12:07:43 PM
i398.photobucket.com

Amelia Earhart?
 
2008-09-08 12:07:43 PM
tin_man:
A detachable penis?

This was a cave, not Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street.
 
2008-09-08 12:08:01 PM
Stem cells?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:10 PM
well, spelunkers are a superstitious, cowardly lot...
 
2008-09-08 12:08:13 PM
Mom?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:33 PM
Hugo Simpson?

img1.picturewizard.com
 
2008-09-08 12:08:40 PM
Caylee?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:42 PM
the lost city of Atlantis?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:43 PM
Dick Cheney?
 
2008-09-08 12:08:57 PM
A clue to who keeps framing OJ Simpson?
 
2008-09-08 12:09:04 PM
WolfinPHX: iddqd: The Spanish Inquisition?

You would think that people would have learned to expect them by now.


no one expects the spanish inquisition!
 
2008-09-08 12:09:04 PM
According to the Web site of the Missouri Department of Conservation, disturbing gray bats as they sleep causes them to use 20-30 days of stored fat.

and yet...

"The only way people get to learn about bats and caves and how to protect them is if they get to go in and see what its all about," Bell said.

Brilliant!
 
2008-09-08 12:09:11 PM
tomlennon: A syntactically correct headline?

A grammar nazi?
 
2008-09-08 12:09:17 PM
Paris Hilton's discarded cherry?
 
2008-09-08 12:09:35 PM
my spelling is very DISAPPOINTING today

/head asploads
 
2008-09-08 12:09:54 PM
Carmen Sandiego?
 
2008-09-08 12:10:18 PM
A hotdog?
 
2008-09-08 12:10:46 PM
This guy?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-09-08 12:11:05 PM
i398.photobucket.com

Carmen Sandiego
 
2008-09-08 12:11:13 PM
Kaiser Soze?
 
2008-09-08 12:11:36 PM
Sarcastica75: Paris Hilton's discarded cherry?

That was a myth, she was born without one.
 
2008-09-08 12:11:46 PM
jabbedxorz: lol, bats.

Pfft. That's stupid. You're stupid. Lamest. Comment. Ever.

*reads the article*

Holy shiat. It was bats!
 
2008-09-08 12:11:47 PM
The Jewel of Hera?

/bite me Dr Mansfield.
 
2008-09-08 12:11:49 PM
Sarcastica75: Carmen Sandiego?

dammit
 
2008-09-08 12:11:51 PM
tin_man: A detachable penis?

Was it next to a broken toaster oven?
 
2008-09-08 12:12:07 PM
img46.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:12:17 PM
A cave-poo preserved by petrifilia?
 
2008-09-08 12:12:24 PM
Supplies !!
 
2008-09-08 12:12:42 PM
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2008-09-08 12:12:48 PM
img185.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:12:51 PM
cksewell: Sarcastica75: Carmen Sandiego?

dammit


Well, you had the pic, tho.

/great minds, etc.
//clearly, she's where Waldo is.
 
2008-09-08 12:13:28 PM
The Internet?
 
2008-09-08 12:13:29 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2008-09-08 12:13:31 PM
darkness?
 
2008-09-08 12:13:39 PM
DeltaXi65: Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?

Winner.


too obvious - thanks for playing

yeppers, exit to your left
 
2008-09-08 12:13:41 PM
Lions' fans...again?

/Bucs fan
//hiding in a sunken ship
 
2008-09-08 12:13:43 PM
the under-ware gnomes hideout?
 
2008-09-08 12:13:45 PM
very large ants?
 
2008-09-08 12:14:12 PM
Oblig:

i38.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-08 12:14:13 PM
i93.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 12:14:49 PM
global warming?
 
2008-09-08 12:14:51 PM
guano?
 
2008-09-08 12:15:17 PM
viralpolitics.com

I get the feeling that none of you are taking this forum super cereal...
 
2008-09-08 12:15:56 PM
a toothpick? a hot dog?

PINOCCHIO!?!?
 
2008-09-08 12:15:56 PM
The VOTING this thread should have had?
 
2008-09-08 12:15:57 PM
the collective intelligence of all Americans?
 
2008-09-08 12:16:37 PM
Elvis has left the cave.
 
2008-09-08 12:17:06 PM
Billions in wasted Iraq funds (new window) that the Administration doesn't care about?
 
2008-09-08 12:17:34 PM
hot cocoa sampler?

a improperly used pickle?

the lost Rainbow Brite girl thread..or all other banished fark threads?
 
2008-09-08 12:17:50 PM
A submarine, Mr. Wayne, they discovered a submarine.
 
2008-09-08 12:18:08 PM
XtremeLeeWyte
I get the feeling that none of you are taking this forum super cereal...

*golf clap*
 
2008-09-08 12:18:51 PM
Thought for sure it would be Indian Native American burial grounds
 
2008-09-08 12:19:16 PM
The Secret of Monkey Island?™
 
2008-09-08 12:19:36 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?

Thread over before it started.
 
2008-09-08 12:20:01 PM
Sarcastica75: the lost city of Atlantis?

Heard playing faintly in the background...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_JTV9E3J48
 
2008-09-08 12:20:27 PM
Trog?

www.papermag.com
 
2008-09-08 12:20:28 PM
Sarcastica75: Paris Hilton's discarded cherry?

BINGO!

The cave in question is now closed due to such a paradoxical event. Besides, it looked more like a used Jujube in need of a mold-release agent.

Oh wait, that's Britney's ....
 
2008-09-08 12:20:37 PM
amindtat: XtremeLeeWyte
I get the feeling that none of you are taking this forum super cereal...

*golf clap*


Thank you, thank you very much.
 
2008-09-08 12:20:59 PM
Fact Man: Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?

Thread over before it started.


Only if McCain was with him and they were engaging in manly loving...
 
2008-09-08 12:21:34 PM
Natalee Holloway?
 
2008-09-08 12:21:38 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: cpw49684: Bat shiat?



that's colonel bat guano to you. you're gonna have to answer to the coca-cola company now



If that really is your name.
 
2008-09-08 12:21:39 PM
a creepy, blind, legless, albino thingy
 
2008-09-08 12:21:58 PM
www.leadeaters.co.uk

THE HOFF?
 
2008-09-08 12:22:02 PM
$ 9 , 6 7 5 , 4 6 4 , 9 4 9 , 0 0 4 . 5 6 ?
 
2008-09-08 12:22:27 PM
Ma'nutz?
 
2008-09-08 12:22:36 PM
Tom Sawyer and/or Huck Finn?
 
2008-09-08 12:22:57 PM
Xerxes99: A signed 1st edition copy of Dianetics with the word "suckers" not edited out?
/FTFM

 
2008-09-08 12:23:10 PM
Steve Fossett?
 
2008-09-08 12:23:13 PM
pointed sticks?
 
2008-09-08 12:23:32 PM
C.H.U.D
 
2008-09-08 12:23:38 PM
www.archaeology.org

content8.flixster.com

www.webomatica.com

developer.valvesoftware.com

Okay, those are the popular "things found in caves" that I could think of.
 
2008-09-08 12:24:06 PM
Caylee Anthony
 
2008-09-08 12:25:11 PM
A smaller cave, containing an even smaller cave?
 
2008-09-08 12:25:33 PM
Six Degrees of Freedom (6DoF)?
 
2008-09-08 12:26:15 PM
Lance Armstrong's other nut
 
2008-09-08 12:26:40 PM
a biatchin camaro!!??!!
 
2008-09-08 12:26:46 PM
Streetlight!!
Did anyone call streetlight?!?
 
2008-09-08 12:27:36 PM
www.yorkshiresoul.org
 
2008-09-08 12:27:49 PM
Victoria's Secret™?
 
2008-09-08 12:28:11 PM
Hitler?

/Every thread needs a good Godwin
 
2008-09-08 12:29:22 PM
Chongo?

//uh oh!
 
2008-09-08 12:29:27 PM
a streetlight?
 
2008-09-08 12:30:38 PM
i398.photobucket.com

"Get off my stalagmites"
 
2008-09-08 12:30:43 PM
A cherry pie?
 
2008-09-08 12:30:44 PM
Ann Coulter's Adam's apple?
 
2008-09-08 12:31:40 PM
Kiefer Sutherland's gang hanging from the ceiling.
 
2008-09-08 12:31:51 PM
Palin's experience?
 
2008-09-08 12:32:29 PM
my virginity?

/i lost it somewhere, maybe it turned up there!
 
2008-09-08 12:32:35 PM
God's final message to His Creation?

/WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
 
2008-09-08 12:32:49 PM
www.wired.com


/hotlinked for her pleasure
 
2008-09-08 12:33:22 PM
absoluteparanoia: Palin's experience?

Obamas?
 
2008-09-08 12:33:27 PM
Carnivorous Fraggles?
 
2008-09-08 12:33:31 PM
BatMAN?
 
2008-09-08 12:33:54 PM
Another pot cave?
 
2008-09-08 12:34:02 PM
Bat Guano?

www.impawards.com
 
2008-09-08 12:34:14 PM
img151.imageshack.us

'Go no further because Death awaits you all! With nasty pointy teeth.'
 
2008-09-08 12:34:19 PM
Caves = Barnacles!

www.hlfallout.net

/*shudder*
 
2008-09-08 12:34:42 PM
Leadership in the Palestinian A uthority?
 
2008-09-08 12:34:55 PM
The police? The Fratellis? Another one of Willie's booby traps?

www.myfungraphics.com


Baby Ruth?
 
2008-09-08 12:35:47 PM
Persnickety: /hotlinked hortalinked for her pleasure

ftfy
 
2008-09-08 12:36:09 PM
Copious amounts of moonshine?
 
2008-09-08 12:36:41 PM
wildcardjack: Okay, those are the popular "things found in caves" that I could think of.


Oops, I see you already went there...

/my bad
 
2008-09-08 12:36:53 PM
Batshiat!

images.usatoday.com
 
2008-09-08 12:37:26 PM
Batboy?
 
2008-09-08 12:37:33 PM
www.dazzlingdecorhire.com.au

With "So long and thanks for all the fish" inscribed on it?
 
2008-09-08 12:37:38 PM
Keith Olbermann's sense of journalistic objectivity?
 
2008-09-08 12:37:50 PM
slime mold?

img79.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:38:53 PM
images.buycostumes.com

Please o please o please...
 
2008-09-08 12:39:00 PM
Beartoy?
 
2008-09-08 12:39:11 PM
People practicing how not to be seen?
 
2008-09-08 12:39:44 PM
subby's mom is the cave
 
2008-09-08 12:40:22 PM
i398.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 12:40:23 PM
 
2008-09-08 12:40:45 PM
If anyone is at all curious, try a search for "abandoned mine Italy" on Youtube.

I posted 10 short 3 minute videos of a abandoned mine I found in the mountains in Italy a few months ago - and that I, like an idiot, explored alone without any safety equipment.

My favorite is "Abandoned Mine 6", when my light burns out.
Im generally babbling like an idiot as I explore the thing, using my bicycle headlight and cheap camera in "video mode"

I made it about a kilometer underground.. the mine has "tens of kilometers" of ancient passages, dating back to the middle ages and probably earlier. The mine was closed in the 1940s when some allied bombs fell nearby and made it too unstable.

Anyway - it seemed appropriate to the thread...

/Im going back, with a ladder, better lights, and a metal detector sometime this fall..
 
2008-09-08 12:40:49 PM
Raging Thespian: Please o please o please...

Wonder what kinds of toys she has...
 
2008-09-08 12:40:50 PM
Nogale: Leadership in the Palestinian A uthority?

Why so serious?
 
2008-09-08 12:41:10 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Osama Bin Laden?

Exactly what I thought when I read the headline.
 
2008-09-08 12:41:27 PM
The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh?

img48.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:41:42 PM
Chester Copperpot?
 
2008-09-08 12:41:42 PM
i169.photobucket.com

/Sorry.
//Couldn't resist.
 
2008-09-08 12:43:16 PM
Obama's concern for US security?
 
2008-09-08 12:43:42 PM
Flight 19?
 
2008-09-08 12:44:00 PM
www.indiana-jones-movie-buzz.com
 
2008-09-08 12:44:56 PM
The secret that Obama is really a caucasian?
 
2008-09-08 12:44:58 PM
One-Eyed Willy?

/Go Goonies!
 
2008-09-08 12:45:02 PM
incrdbil: Keith Olbermann's sense of journalistic objectivity?

Please narrow your search of the cave to things that are actually possible.
 
2008-09-08 12:45:07 PM
My keys?

/we could drive out
 
2008-09-08 12:45:22 PM
BATS? (new window)
 
2008-09-08 12:45:24 PM
Lupus?

Cancer?
 
2008-09-08 12:45:28 PM
The DHARMA Iniative?
 
2008-09-08 12:45:42 PM
Booty traps?
 
2008-09-08 12:46:48 PM
This park (and cave) are less than a mile from my house so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/ I really wish it contained some of what Raging Thespian posted
// but in the 30 feet you can explore without a light you can only discover used condoms and discarded drug paraphernalia.
 
2008-09-08 12:47:24 PM
The Holy Grail?
 
2008-09-08 12:47:25 PM
I have the feeling that this will turn out to be an epic thread.
 
2008-09-08 12:48:45 PM
Your mom?
 
2008-09-08 12:49:37 PM
.... shadows of objects, but knowing no other reality, the tourists mistake these shadows of objects to be the true form of the object.
 
2008-09-08 12:49:40 PM
i398.photobucket.com

"Good evening"
 
2008-09-08 12:49:42 PM
Trumpy?
 
2008-09-08 12:49:53 PM
A bat in the cave....

fourfour.typepad.com
 
2008-09-08 12:50:03 PM
www.impawards.com

/Of course it is hotlinked.
//Saturday mornings of long ago
///Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock.
 
2008-09-08 12:50:39 PM
farm machine: alacy52: A giant boulder?

Or perhaps an over the shoulder boulder holder


That's a double-barreled slingshot
Hawkeye approves
 
2008-09-08 12:50:50 PM
Drew?
 
2008-09-08 12:51:44 PM
content.answers.com
 
2008-09-08 12:52:42 PM
The Republican Party's sense of integrity?
 
2008-09-08 12:53:42 PM
Prosthetic foreheads?
 
2008-09-08 12:53:47 PM
didn't take long for that link to get snafu'ed . . . try two

www.iwatchstuff.com

/Of course it is hotlinked (again).
//Saturday mornings of long ago
///Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock.
 
2008-09-08 12:57:08 PM
img152.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-08 12:57:38 PM
www.cartoonstock.com
 
2008-09-08 12:57:46 PM
Caulfield put this right next to that watch.

tu.trekunited.com
 
2008-09-08 12:59:14 PM
wzus.ask.com
 
2008-09-08 01:00:12 PM
Perhaps:

www.davecarlson.net

or perhaps:

blogs.theage.com.au
 
2008-09-08 01:00:29 PM
Heffalumps? Woozles?
 
2008-09-08 01:00:29 PM
Dyskord: Lupus?

Cancer?


It's never lupus.
 
2008-09-08 01:01:19 PM
cksewell: Steve Fossett?

oh. snap.
 
2008-09-08 01:01:59 PM
Ozzie Smith?
 
2008-09-08 01:02:16 PM
Xenu?
 
2008-09-08 01:04:21 PM
Oil?

BIG OIL even!!
 
2008-09-08 01:04:44 PM
jynxyu: Raging Thespian: Please o please o please...

Wonder what kinds of toys she has...


Heh - never disappoint do ya?
 
2008-09-08 01:05:02 PM
teh_d00d: Caves = Barnacles!



/*shudder*


OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
 
2008-09-08 01:05:10 PM
Bigfoot?
i178.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:05:18 PM
The Maple Leafs' chance for the Stanley Cup?
 
2008-09-08 01:05:40 PM
i260.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:06:36 PM
Saddam's WMDs?
 
2008-09-08 01:06:42 PM
BerardisBiatch: jynxyu: Raging Thespian: Please o please o please...

Wonder what kinds of toys she has...

Heh - never disappoint do ya?


I do have that reputation to uphold. Or is it because I'm just that perverted?
/go with the second half, trust me
 
2008-09-08 01:07:11 PM
I thought for sure it was

i42.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:07:27 PM
Single White Male: Plato?

Just his shadow, actually...
 
2008-09-08 01:08:04 PM
A snowball in hell?
 
2008-09-08 01:08:39 PM
I don't know... pudding?
 
2008-09-08 01:09:08 PM
Shatnerfreude: Single White Male: Plato?

Just his shadow, actually...


Metaphorically speaking...
 
2008-09-08 01:09:08 PM
TheCharmerUnderMe: A dead Lois?

I came here for this. I see that this preceded me. I'll leave now . . .

/Good jorb, here's a trophy!
 
2008-09-08 01:09:54 PM
litespeed74: darkness?

HA, darkness from lightspeed74. Again. Ha.
 
2008-09-08 01:10:00 PM
Injun Joe?

Didn't read the thread first.
 
2008-09-08 01:10:08 PM
Brittney Spears' dignity?
 
2008-09-08 01:11:09 PM
the written offer from Obama for Hillary to be his vice-president?
 
2008-09-08 01:12:47 PM
Schrodenger's cat?

/was it dead or alive?
 
2008-09-08 01:13:40 PM
UltraFa
 
2008-09-08 01:15:29 PM
Cousin Balin?
 
2008-09-08 01:15:51 PM
Dane Cook's talent?
 
2008-09-08 01:16:00 PM
http://">
 
2008-09-08 01:16:29 PM
www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net

Solo: "This is no cave."
 
2008-09-08 01:16:35 PM
FTFA: Tours of Sequiota cave were canceled Sunday after the first group discovered an unusually high number of endangered gray bats, which may have been going into hibernation.

So, is the number unusually high because people don't see that many bats that often, or is it unusually high because they are endangered and there shouldn't be that many anyway?

Maybe they're not as endangered as we thought.

/kidding
 
2008-09-08 01:16:37 PM
C?
 
2008-09-08 01:16:51 PM
The sword of Laban?
 
2008-09-08 01:17:35 PM
hometown.aol.com
 
2008-09-08 01:17:41 PM
i137.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:17:58 PM
I will conjecture that they found a small mountain of cocaine and an underaged Mexican prostitute...

*Reads TFA*

That was weak. Wake me up when we get something newsworthy.
 
2008-09-08 01:18:21 PM
I have figured it out.

The answer is....


The inside of the cave. Thanks for playing.
 
2008-09-08 01:18:31 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-09-08 01:19:26 PM
McCain's Integrity?
 
2008-09-08 01:22:12 PM
www.southparkx.net
 
2008-09-08 01:22:44 PM
Dammit Studebaker beat me to it....


i186.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:23:18 PM
Joe Biden's Rug?
img.diytrade.com
 
2008-09-08 01:24:20 PM
Pictures of Bea Arthur naked?
 
2008-09-08 01:24:25 PM
Digitus Impudicus: Chester Copperpot?

well played
 
2008-09-08 01:24:34 PM
se2.selektive-erinnerung.de
 
2008-09-08 01:26:03 PM
Whitey Bulger?
 
2008-09-08 01:26:57 PM
A loose seal?
 
2008-09-08 01:27:36 PM
GAZERBEAM!
images.wikia.com
 
2008-09-08 01:29:02 PM
Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?
 
2008-09-08 01:29:05 PM
My foreskin?
 
2008-09-08 01:29:25 PM
D.B. Cooper?
 
2008-09-08 01:29:26 PM
blog.filmjabber.com
 
2008-09-08 01:29:39 PM
The New York Yankees, who decided to call it a season early?
 
2008-09-08 01:30:14 PM
Daveism: D.B. Cooper?

Nice
 
2008-09-08 01:30:23 PM
Sleestacks?
 
2008-09-08 01:30:24 PM
I love you guys
 
2008-09-08 01:31:05 PM
jynxyu: I do have that reputation to uphold. Or is it because I'm just that perverted?
/go with the second half, trust me


I'd venture to guess it's the latter. But that's all good. ;-)
 
2008-09-08 01:31:23 PM
Larva Lump: Whitey Bulger?

Nice.
 
2008-09-08 01:31:23 PM
Oswald Cobblepot?
 
2008-09-08 01:31:40 PM
Reggie Dunlap: Sleestacks?

Late to the party again. 'doh
 
2008-09-08 01:32:25 PM
Gary Gygax?
 
2008-09-08 01:32:34 PM
A Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Montrachet 1978?

Ecobuckeye

Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?

That'd be some party.
 
2008-09-08 01:34:07 PM
Girls with two belly buttons?

/obscure?
 
2008-09-08 01:34:15 PM
Ameliea Airfart?
 
2008-09-08 01:35:05 PM
media.ebaumsworld.com
 
2008-09-08 01:35:32 PM
Ecobuckeye: Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?

ALL RIGHT!! ORGY ON!!
 
2008-09-08 01:37:29 PM
drsewell: Prosthetic foreheads?

yeah they hid them there. someone in that town was trying to burn the foreheads down
 
2008-09-08 01:38:34 PM
Trig's 28th chromosome?
 
2008-09-08 01:38:38 PM
Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?

Were they grooving?
 
2008-09-08 01:40:02 PM
Timothy?

/way obscure
 
2008-09-08 01:40:20 PM
chupacabra?
 
2008-09-08 01:40:31 PM
www.lukechueh.com
 
2008-09-08 01:41:20 PM
So it wasn't-
hornofgabriel.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-09-08 01:41:21 PM
They foung Jesus in that cave.
 
2008-09-08 01:41:30 PM
Lurkin_Jerk: Timothy?

/way obscure


OMG.....win. Where on Earth did you go?
 
2008-09-08 01:41:33 PM
Reverend Harry Kane and his followers??
cdn.myxertones.com

DAD???
 
2008-09-08 01:42:12 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-08 01:42:25 PM
Cloudcuckooland?
 
2008-09-08 01:42:45 PM
beve: A dead whore?

A young fellow named Dave?


I came here to say this.

/DAMMIT!

There was a young man named Dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a t*t and smelled worse than sh*t, but think of the money he'll save!
 
2008-09-08 01:43:04 PM
metropolitician.blogs.com
 
2008-09-08 01:43:09 PM
Adam West?
 
2008-09-08 01:43:13 PM
www.fritriac.de

Caveceilingcat!
 
2008-09-08 01:43:45 PM
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict?

/*looks up and sees bastardized versions of the title*
//*clicks add comment anyway*
 
2008-09-08 01:43:52 PM
Arrrghhh, I'm fine, other than this gut wrenching terror...

It's...it's looking right at me, look at those claws, they could rip a tank apart!

Jesus Christ, I don't think I'm going to get out of here alive...

Arrggghhhh, Crab...Crab Battle!!

Olioliooo!

Obscure?
 
2008-09-08 01:44:51 PM
www.coastalphysicalmedicine.com

I'm just looking for someplace with awesome acoustics!
 
2008-09-08 01:45:05 PM
b.imagehost.org

"Holy Jesus! What are all these goddamn animals!?!?!"
 
2008-09-08 01:45:13 PM
Choose Your Own Adventure The Cave of Time?
 
2008-09-08 01:45:46 PM
Chupacabra?

Teh bukkit?
 
2008-09-08 01:45:48 PM
Moe's treasure?

/Surprised no one got that one already.
 
2008-09-08 01:47:29 PM
I bet they found a new spider species.

webpages.charter.net
 
2008-09-08 01:47:33 PM
The server that hosts gorgor's pictures????

Wait, that one's a lot deeper than that...
 
2008-09-08 01:48:00 PM
The Great Pumpkin
 
2008-09-08 01:48:36 PM
Somacandra: Billions in wasted Iraq funds (new window) that the Administration doesn't care about?

Yes, it's called "welfare for the lazy" .
 
2008-09-08 01:49:00 PM
Doc_Gerbil: Several species of small furry animals and a Pict?

Were they grooving?


i180.photobucket.com
Groovy!
 
2008-09-08 01:49:03 PM
cowgirl toffee: I bet they found a new spider species.

That looks tasty, a little Caribbean jerk seasoning...
 
2008-09-08 01:49:45 PM
Oh! Oh! I know!... A light-brite, with a dangerous-looking battery taped to it...
farm1.static.flickr.com
hotlinked 'cuz I'm a shameless bastage

cksewell: Nice

Thanks!
 
2008-09-08 01:49:46 PM
Every episode of Beavis and Butthead WITH all the music videos?
 
2008-09-08 01:49:58 PM
An open window showing signs of forced entry?
 
2008-09-08 01:51:45 PM
Daveism: Oh! Oh! I know!... A light-brite, with a dangerous-looking battery taped to it...

hotlinked 'cuz I'm a shameless bastage


*facepalm*
I've got that pic in the window of my car, how did I ever forget that?
 
2008-09-08 01:52:04 PM
jynxyu: cowgirl toffee: I bet they found a new spider species.

That looks tasty, a little Caribbean jerk seasoning...


Doesn't look like it has a lot of meat on it.
Bet you'll have to eat the whole damn thing.
 
2008-09-08 01:53:59 PM
www.popculturebuzz.com

I was looking for love..
Is this the wrong place?
 
2008-09-08 01:54:16 PM
Gobobo: $ 9 , 6 7 5 , 4 6 4 , 9 4 9 , 0 0 4 . 5 6 ?

If the article was about a Nigerian cave, maybe.

/They'll need some help moving it out of their country
//Just if you can give them your bank account number
 
2008-09-08 01:55:09 PM
cowgirl toffee:
Doesn't look like it has a lot of meat on it.
Bet you'll have to eat the whole damn thing.


I'll just grab 50 or so, should be about like a chicken wing, ya' think?
 
2008-09-08 01:55:48 PM
jaylectricity: Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict?

*Runs to the record shelf*
*Looks for Ummagumma*
*Cries out loud because it's a vinyl record*
 
2008-09-08 01:56:02 PM
i198.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 01:56:50 PM
Fritriac

Caveceilingcat!

And it's watching you masturbate defenestrate spelunk!

No wonder they wouldn't let anyone in.
 
2008-09-08 01:56:54 PM
What Davey and Goliath found.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXSS1qLY1D0
 
2008-09-08 01:57:01 PM
A cave beetle bottle poodle noodle battle?
 
2008-09-08 01:58:12 PM
BerardisBiatch, thank you. I was trying to stay out of my bunk today...
 
2008-09-08 01:59:04 PM
jynxyu: cowgirl toffee:
Doesn't look like it has a lot of meat on it.
Bet you'll have to eat the whole damn thing.

I'll just grab 50 or so, should be about like a chicken wing, ya' think?


Just remember... they are new.
No need to make them extinct yet.
 
2008-09-08 01:59:30 PM
jynxyu: *facepalm*

I dunno- I'm just on fyah today!
 
2008-09-08 01:59:50 PM
MEGATRON
 
2008-09-08 02:00:41 PM
A Trap?
 
2008-09-08 02:01:09 PM
cowgirl toffee: Just remember... they are new.
No need to make them extinct yet.


In that case, could I get about 3 dozen breeders?
Starvin' here.
 
2008-09-08 02:04:48 PM
I was on a cave tour once, in Missouri.

The guide had just finished telling us about some teens getting drunk in the cave and puking all over the place, and how the cave stank for months (bad air circulation, and all that). Suddenly, some asshole in the tour group decides to take a piss, while we're all standing there listening to the guide talk about bats.

I can only assume the cave ended up smelling like piss for the next couple of weeks...
 
2008-09-08 02:06:11 PM
jynxyu: cowgirl toffee: Just remember... they are new.
No need to make them extinct yet.

In that case, could I get about 3 dozen breeders?
Starvin' here.


Try these... they are tasty... they are abundent... and they are soooo cute in their dressin'.

webpages.charter.net
 
2008-09-08 02:06:42 PM
Sarcastica75: cksewell: Sarcastica75: Carmen Sandiego?

dammit

Well, you had the pic, tho.

/great minds, etc.
//clearly, she's where Waldo is.


In my opinion you are one of the funniest people on here. thanks!!!!
 
2008-09-08 02:06:46 PM
Shoggoth?
 
2008-09-08 02:08:53 PM
cowgirl toffee:
Try these... they are tasty... they are abundent... and they are soooo cute in their dressin'.


I couldn't eat them, I love that game!
Pepper 'em! Pepper 'em!
 
2008-09-08 02:09:51 PM
iamatvjunkie.typepad.com
 
2008-09-08 02:10:05 PM
tomlennon: A cute bunny rabbit?

Look at the bones!
 
2008-09-08 02:10:31 PM
www.schools.nsw.edu.au
 
2008-09-08 02:11:35 PM
Read the headline, thought Meth Lab would be our big winner today.
 
2008-09-08 02:11:41 PM
www.rogers-vincenthomeforwaywardspirits.info
...Butch Patrick?... (or maybe Yvonne DeCarlo?)


/dang color faded out on those reruns... only see'm in B&W...
//speaking of B&W...
///Was it Michael Jackson's first two noses?
 
2008-09-08 02:16:00 PM
Muststayasecret:


You're sweet; thank you.
/:).
 
2008-09-08 02:18:50 PM
OBAMAS super secret White Slavery Mosque Headquarters and unborn baby grinding plant and emporium.
 
2008-09-08 02:20:44 PM
www.remotecentral.com

/hotlinked
//kinda disappointed that it hasn't been posted yet
 
2008-09-08 02:20:45 PM
jynxyu: cowgirl toffee:
Try these... they are tasty... they are abundant... and they are soooo cute in their dressin'.

I couldn't eat them, I love that game!
Pepper 'em! Pepper 'em!


Come on! You've ate 'em before!

webpages.charter.net

Just a little Caribbean jerk seasoning....
(I prefer duck sauce.)
Yum!
 
2008-09-08 02:22:08 PM
A Fark cliché?
 
2008-09-08 02:27:03 PM
The person will murdered Nicole and Ron?
 
2008-09-08 02:29:13 PM
Lord Lucan?
 
2008-09-08 02:29:21 PM
Uff_Da: The person will murdered Nicole and Ron?

PastPostFuture tense?
 
2008-09-08 02:29:53 PM
cowgirl toffee:
Come on! You've ate 'em before!

Just a little Caribbean jerk seasoning....
(I prefer duck sauce.)
Yum!


You're right, just remembered the recipe for Hunan hound. Delicious!
 
2008-09-08 02:30:50 PM
Eureka?
 
2008-09-08 02:31:14 PM
Archie Goodwin: A Grue?

Grayslopes Ski Resort?
 
2008-09-08 02:31:41 PM
The man on the grassy knoll?
 
2008-09-08 02:33:41 PM
The lost season of The Golden Girls?
 
2008-09-08 02:33:51 PM
The set from the faking of the lunar landings?
The plane that hit the Pentagon?
 
2008-09-08 02:35:42 PM
A weirdo transvestite?

/Shooting at geese
//Living in a cave
///Like you do....
 
2008-09-08 02:36:19 PM
Caves all the way down?
 
2008-09-08 02:36:29 PM
toughpigs.com

Approves
 
2008-09-08 02:36:32 PM
Ten things you least have to worry about finding in a cave:

10. Osama bin Laden
09. A giant cave bear
08. Pirate treasure
07. A case of 1961 Chateau Yquem.
06. Nazi treasure
05. Deros
04. Peter Pan and the Lost Boys
03. Captain Hook and the Pirates
02. Farkers
01. Fred Flintstone
 
2008-09-08 02:36:47 PM
nirwana: Uff_Da: The person will who murdered Nicole and Ron?

PastPostFuture tense?



/oops
 
2008-09-08 02:40:10 PM
Ted the Caver?
 
2008-09-08 02:42:42 PM
Elvis playing cards with bigfoot while eating unicorn ribs and deep-fried nessie fins?.
 
2008-09-08 02:43:32 PM
wildcardjack: Snakes

Blast. There goes my witty "Snakes...In A Cave!" comment.

/It's funny 'cause there's a movie with sort of the same name
//HAHAHAHA!!!
 
2008-09-08 02:48:35 PM
Persnickety: /hotlinked for her pleasure

Dammit, Jim ... "I'm a doctor, not a brick layer."


That's my favourite.

Technically, he should have said "stone mason", although brick layer is funnier. (It sounds sort of politically incorrect. I think Bones is racist against rock.) According to the web nerd-a-pedia (Wiki), McCoy never swore in the original series.

This was the "Horta sees a who" episode. Dr. Seuss meets Dr. McCoy. Real episode name: "The Devil in the Dark".
 
2008-09-08 02:48:37 PM
www.kungfurodeo.com

Heroin?
 
2008-09-08 02:49:35 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com

"Rawrg!"

/hot - the link, that is
 
2008-09-08 02:52:15 PM
Zion?
 
2008-09-08 02:53:33 PM
tarditi: "Rawrg!"

/hot - the link, that is


That's funny, but we all know that Rosie would not go into a cave.
/Unless her girlfriend lets her.
 
2008-09-08 02:53:45 PM
Dr. Satan?

themoviebar.net
 
2008-09-08 02:54:31 PM
Did someone mention Picts in caves?

www.komiks.cz

/I would hope this *wouldn't* be obscure
//at least not to you British farkers };=8
///I am actually mildly disappointed the reference hasn't been made yet :P
 
2008-09-08 02:56:00 PM
I'm sure someone already mentioned that it was a cursed Hawaiian idol, but I'll say it anyway.
 
2008-09-08 02:56:46 PM
XtremeLeeWyte: I get the feeling that none of you are taking this forum super cereal...

there are dumb people and somewhere below there are people who thought that episode was funny.
 
2008-09-08 02:59:44 PM
Racists against rock are quite common on Pterry Pratchett's Discworld.

Rocks against racism are also quite common, especially when the racists forget to duck.
 
2008-09-08 03:02:24 PM
tonesskin: I'm sure someone already mentioned that it was a cursed Hawaiian idol, but I'll say it anyway.

i398.photobucket.com

Dr. Whitehead, I presume?
 
2008-09-08 03:03:40 PM
A tunnel that connects to the Tenessee pot cave....thats why the bats are hibernating early...they're stoned.....
 
2008-09-08 03:04:44 PM
The proof that ties the JFK assassination, abductions by UFO, 9/11, and Iraq's WMD together. It's simple Bush was the man on... There's a knock on th... CARRIER LOST
 
2008-09-08 03:05:32 PM
D. B. Cooper?
 
2008-09-08 03:08:18 PM
Lionel Twain.

All of Hollywood's new ideas?

A steak?

drsewell: Prosthetic foreheads?

A piece of string and a rock to tie the string around?

Nogale: A cave beetle bottle poodle noodle battle?
A fox in stocks?
(Somebody else do the GIS. I'm at work, here.)
 
2008-09-08 03:19:07 PM
i398.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 03:20:19 PM
Nothing. The cave was not remarkable.
 
2008-09-08 03:34:13 PM
Underage boys?
 
2008-09-08 03:34:55 PM
TypoFlyspray: A fox in stocks?
(Somebody else do the GIS. I'm at work, here.)


This one works well for me:

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-09-08 03:52:44 PM
Raging_Primate: My sex life?

\would like it back. Kthxbye.


When did you get married?
 
2008-09-08 03:59:00 PM
Batmanuel?
 
2008-09-08 03:59:27 PM
In fairness, this would scare me too.

www.chickslovethecar.com
 
2008-09-08 04:00:45 PM
Since in 430 messages no one has commented on it...

Notice in the picture, how the tourists have to wear all that safety gear, including life preservers? And the guides pulling the boats aren't?
 
HBK
2008-09-08 04:04:15 PM
schattenteufel: Tom Sawyer and/or Huck Finn?

Attractive and Successful African American Jim?
 
2008-09-08 04:07:30 PM
9 seconds wasted

i488.photobucket.com
8 words so true

i279.photobucket.com
A Count with a seven

i279.photobucket.com

6 female corpses


i224.photobucket.com
5 PREC-IOUS RINGS (of power)

i279.photobucket.com
4 guys unshaven

i194.photobucket.com
3 genie wishes

i279.photobucket.comi279.photobucket.com
2 ugly creatures


And a farker wi-ith a greeeen
 
2008-09-08 04:09:57 PM
Atlantis? Lord Lucan? McCain's policies? Elvis? Sasquatch? Jimmy Hoffa? Jesus?
 
2008-09-08 04:33:06 PM
The 12th Crystal Skull?
 
2008-09-08 04:50:04 PM
Marshall, Will and Holly?
 
2008-09-08 05:01:12 PM
It's a streetlamp.
 
2008-09-08 05:06:42 PM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 05:28:06 PM
"At the time there were about 2 million in a 12-state region. The population began to drop, but in more recent years the official count has risen to about 2.3 million."

Its comforting to know that my tax dollars are paying the salary of someone who's been hired by the state to count bats. BTW, HTF do you count 2.3 million bats? I mean how do you arrive at an "official count"?
 
2008-09-08 05:32:49 PM
alacy52: Schrodenger's cat?

/was it dead or alive?


yes it was.
 
2008-09-08 05:39:58 PM
Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)
Boy: No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)
Why are you crying so?
Albi: I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
 
2008-09-08 05:45:33 PM
sniklacg: Nothing. The cave was not remarkable.

Was it a tiny cave of twisty passages, all alike?
 
2008-09-08 05:46:57 PM
shiny pennies?
 
2008-09-08 05:48:15 PM
One male and one female skeleton with a black stone and a white stone in their hands?
....
A polar bear?
 
2008-09-08 05:50:47 PM
undisclosed military hardware?

www.wallpaperbase.com
 
2008-09-08 05:52:53 PM
I thousand caves full of Internet for all contributors to this thread!

My wife now thinks I'm crazyier.
 
2008-09-08 06:31:24 PM
Larva Lump: Fritriac

Caveceilingcat!

And it's watching you masturbate defenestrate spelunk!


I think it's just watching all those stalag-boobstits
 
2008-09-08 06:38:16 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-09-08 07:10:00 PM
Sir_Lurksalot

I mean how do you arrive at an "official count"?

toughpigs.com

Probably just contact his agent and arrange for a meeting somewhere. Opt for the limo service. It's more impressive. Don't let the cat drive.
 
2008-09-08 07:19:42 PM
Larva Lump: Sir_Lurksalot

I mean how do you arrive at an "official count"?



Probably just contact his agent and arrange for a meeting somewhere. Opt for the limo service. It's more impressive. Don't let the cat drive.


Or let the green guy in the trash can in the limo either...
 
2008-09-08 07:26:22 PM
Fritriac

I think it's just watching all those stalag-boobstits

I think you mean stalactatestites.

It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sbhoolboy. I was frightened by a bat.
 
2008-09-08 07:40:26 PM
Satanic_Hamster

Since in 430 messages no one has commented on it...

Notice in the picture, how the tourists have to wear all that safety gear, including life preservers? And the guides pulling the boats aren't?


Awwww. You looked at TFA. You were supposed to guess.

Anyway, good point. Maybe it's because they're highly-trained professionals who know how not to drown in knee-deep water.

Also, from TFA: The staff has yet to make a decision about canceling the other Sundays because if the bats weren't in early hibernation and were only rousting, tours could be possible next week.

They're not gonna let a bunch of bullying bats roust them!
 
2008-09-08 07:48:52 PM
www.btinternet.com
 
2008-09-08 07:50:30 PM
Larva Lump: I think you mean stalactatestites.

I just used the, MY, "familiar" spelling. For I'm german it's "Stalagmit" and "Stalaktit" - so there was a typo anyway.

Someone asked me sometime "How do you retain that dripstone-differences in your memory?". I said "Tits tend to hang". That guy never missed the difference later :)
 
2008-09-08 08:08:50 PM
www.ohiobarns.com
 
2008-09-08 08:30:09 PM
www.hetemeel.com
 
2008-09-08 08:39:00 PM
i442.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-08 09:10:19 PM
BKITU: The internet. You win one. You can pick your prize up at the front desk.
 
2008-09-08 09:15:12 PM
Did anyone else read "gay bats"?
 
2008-09-08 11:00:49 PM
Rosebud?
 
2008-09-08 11:24:53 PM
Duh - its Supaidâman's giant robot, Leopardon.
 
2008-09-09 12:01:39 AM
Chinese Democracy?

/here all week
 
2008-09-09 12:15:04 AM
what kind of awesome twilight zone have i stumbled into
 
2008-09-09 12:17:00 AM
Dr Livingston, I presume?
 
2008-09-09 07:25:50 AM
2pac?
 
2008-09-09 07:39:43 AM
Hastily removed hadron airbags and seat belts?

/end of the world
//and I know it
///but I feel fine
////etc.
 
2008-09-09 07:48:12 AM
Pierce Bush's coke stash?

Tammy Wynette?

? and the Mysterians?

Levi's Johnston?
 
2008-09-09 07:48:26 AM
Flappyhead, ah, Barlow's Guide never fails to come through with the goods!

/loves me the Overlords myself.
/oh, and the Old Ones
 
2008-09-09 08:36:04 AM
A dragon and a burra-hobbit?
 
2008-09-09 10:32:29 AM
Sir_Lurksalot
I mean how do you arrive at an "official count"?
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Easy. Just count the wings and divide by two.
 
2008-09-09 10:34:02 AM
jynxyu: TypoFlyspray: A fox in stocks?
(Somebody else do the GIS. I'm at work, here.)

This one works well for me:


STOCKS, not SOCKS. Get with your BDSM GIS chops, people, and don't dissappoint me again or it's the ice weasels for the lot of you.

/ She's pretty, though. I could enjoy exploring her crevices.
 
2008-09-10 03:10:50 AM
A camera was recovered from a deep chamber of the cave and the film was developed. This was the last picture taken.
img151.imageshack.us
 
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