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DarkIdol		2002-12-19 09:46:25 AM

inmates fight over repeat article.

StrikitRich		2002-12-19 09:48:03 AM

Spider bites for all repeaters.

recursive		2002-12-19 09:48:09 AM

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=384911

Henchman		2002-12-19 09:49:09 AM

Wow. Two in a row.

And vote for me.

certified bonehead		2002-12-19 09:50:07 AM

damn!! lots of articles (even a repeat)
Fark has been busy this morning

Diabolik		2002-12-19 09:51:38 AM

A vote for me is a vote for boobies.

GooberMcFly		2002-12-19 09:52:10 AM

Was its name Pinky?

Uglycicles		2002-12-19 09:52:16 AM

I guess BDSSP isn't paying the bills.

DarkIdol		2002-12-19 09:52:32 AM

4 in a row not counting your interruption.
: )

dishwasherrat		2002-12-19 09:53:10 AM

FARK goes AU.To.Ma.t.ED

Hotblack		2002-12-19 09:53:18 AM

Spiders fight over pet inmate.

johncarmean		2002-12-19 09:53:24 AM

The only thing in the world that freaks me out is a spider. I hate em. I hate em. I hate em! ...and that movie "The Thing"

The only 2 things in the world that freak me out are spiders and that movie "The Thing" I hate em. I hate em. I hate em! ... and the undersides of mushrooms.

The only 3 things in the world...

John Carmean
Automated Santa

Cerie		2002-12-19 09:55:29 AM

AHH!! MY FARKING EYES.

SirWha		2002-12-19 09:55:52 AM

I bet it does some good tricks.

Young_Fart		2002-12-19 09:55:56 AM

Can we just turn this into a flamewar about Hate-Crimes Legislation being racist because it ends up sending more African Americans to prison than whitey?

GiantRobot		2002-12-19 09:58:48 AM

I can't be bothered to read the article, but if the spider can go fetch porn, money, hookers, beer, weed, the TV remote etc. then I'd think that's a spider to fight over.

DariusMDeV		2002-12-19 10:00:18 AM

Some please answer this question.....Pack of smokes in it for you if know.
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WHERE IS A PLACE WHERE THE UNATTAINABLE IS UNKNOWN AND THE ONLY LIMITATION IS MYSELF?????? I long to visit such a place.

Guillermo_Cock		2002-12-19 10:01:12 AM

I've generally only seen white people convicted of hate crimes.

DariusMDeV		2002-12-19 10:03:10 AM

Hey did anyone hear the one about the Spider who killed a man with his pet cougar's pocket knife?????

AlienOmega		2002-12-19 10:03:26 AM

VOTE ALF!

FOR SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

P.S. I can't let a thread with voting enabled go to waste.

mvswart		2002-12-19 10:04:46 AM

boooooo

PegLeg		2002-12-19 10:06:37 AM

WHERE IS A PLACE WHERE THE UNATTAINABLE IS UNKNOWN AND THE ONLY LIMITATION IS MYSELF?????? I long to visit such a place.

Darius, that would be zombo.com

Majik_Smoke		2002-12-19 10:07:02 AM

I will shiat myself if nobody does the pete/repeat joke.

Nabb1		2002-12-19 10:07:07 AM

DariusMDeV, it sounds like you need to visit... Zombo.com... where anything is possible...

certified bonehead		2002-12-19 10:08:01 AM

DariusMDeV you need to go to sleep.

Ash216		2002-12-19 10:08:04 AM

Did somebody say Zombo.Com? I am never happier than when I am at Zombo.Com.

Nabb1		2002-12-19 10:08:21 AM

Ah, PegLeg beat me, but I don't smoke, anyway...

DirkValentine		2002-12-19 10:08:37 AM

i keep thinking that i am looking at yesterdays fark...why is this?

malu		2002-12-19 10:08:50 AM

Lemuel Ware in on Carjacking with a Deadly Weapon

Corey Andrews in on Cocaine Possession, Battery on a Law Enforcement Officer, Resisting Arrest with Violence

James Borland in on Attempted Cocaine Manufacturing/Sale

madcharlie		2002-12-19 10:09:26 AM

The eensy weensy spider went up the prison wall...

I love the part about how they're arent' allowed to have pets, but it isn't uncommon. That's great. I'm waiting for: they aren't supposed to break out, but it isn't uncommon.

I dunno, I need more coffee.

A vote for me is a vote for public gladiator style fights between lifers!

DariusMDeV		2002-12-19 10:10:07 AM

Zombo.com is the most wonderfullest place in the world.
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Welcome to ICQ

familybmx		2002-12-19 10:11:26 AM

You too, can do anything at ZOMBO.COM

DariusMDeV		2002-12-19 10:12:10 AM

ATTENTION I am also looking for a some testimonials on a toy for my teenage daughter....I am looking for that rare object that combines fine literature and a vibrating phallic symbol....CAN SOMEONE LINK ME TO SUCH A THING......PS, if you have any parents testimonials, that is a bonus as well.

Forsythe P. Jones		2002-12-19 10:14:03 AM

I met my wife at Zombo.com...

DariusMDeV		2002-12-19 10:14:37 AM

Zombo.com cured my cancer.

Ash216		2002-12-19 10:15:05 AM

Darius---Vibrating Lightsaber?

Shut........UP		2002-12-19 10:16:04 AM

wow, two double posts in one day and my submission about eminems toliets up for sale gets no air time.

Forsythe P. Jones		2002-12-19 10:16:40 AM

DariusMDeV: Didn't you take your Fark pills this morning like everyone else? ;)

DariusMDeV		2002-12-19 10:17:33 AM

Shut.......Up Perhaps you should try complaining on Zombo.com....All problems can be fixed at Zombo.com

Jeff		2002-12-19 10:21:42 AM

and a big STFU to you farking repeat whiners. I'll pull my head out of my ass when I damn well please, and not until then.

Shut........UP		2002-12-19 10:23:12 AM

Hey DariusMDeV, if I promise to pay for half will you go buy a sense of humor?

Zombo is fun, sometimes when we hire new people I tell them to go there and wait for it to load.

RubberBandit		2002-12-19 10:23:31 AM

at zombo.com times wastes you!

farkeater		2002-12-19 10:24:49 AM

Finally the hate crime laws are being enforced against the biggest haters in America.

DariusMDeV		2002-12-19 10:26:10 AM

Can I get an Amen Brother for all who agree that Shut....Up needs to take his biatching to Zombo.com and quit wasting all our time?

Shut........UP		2002-12-19 10:27:58 AM

amen.

Can I get an Amen Brother for all who agree that DariusMDeV needs thinks he shouild control the lives of all.

I bet you're for censorship on television to.

Shut........UP		2002-12-19 10:29:24 AM

ok, ignore the "needs", change "shouild" to should...

ok thats all..wait change "thats" to that's

Ash216		2002-12-19 10:29:40 AM

Is Zombo.Com for censorship of television? Because if so, then i am for it too.

PegLeg		2002-12-19 10:29:57 AM

Hey Jeff how about repost your last comment with voting. It is worthy of many many votes.

SuburbanCowboy		2002-12-19 10:31:33 AM

ATTENTION I am also looking for a some testimonials on a toy for my teenage daughter....I am looking for that rare object that combines fine literature and a vibrating phallic symbol....CAN SOMEONE LINK ME TO SUCH A THING......PS, if you have any parents testimonials, that is a bonus as well.

Darius, I think I know what you are looking for, I think it's called a Great Gatsby Dildo.