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2002-12-19 09:46:25 AM
inmates fight over repeat article.
 
2002-12-19 09:48:03 AM
Spider bites for all repeaters.
 
2002-12-19 09:48:09 AM
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=384911
 
2002-12-19 09:49:09 AM
Wow. Two in a row.



And vote for me.
 
2002-12-19 09:50:07 AM
damn!! lots of articles (even a repeat)
Fark has been busy this morning
 
2002-12-19 09:51:38 AM
A vote for me is a vote for boobies.
 
2002-12-19 09:52:10 AM
Was its name Pinky?
 
2002-12-19 09:52:16 AM
I guess BDSSP isn't paying the bills.

 
2002-12-19 09:52:32 AM
4 in a row not counting your interruption.
: )
 
2002-12-19 09:53:10 AM
FARK goes AU.To.Ma.t.ED
 
2002-12-19 09:53:18 AM
Spiders fight over pet inmate.
 
2002-12-19 09:53:24 AM
The only thing in the world that freaks me out is a spider. I hate em. I hate em. I hate em! ...and that movie "The Thing"

The only 2 things in the world that freak me out are spiders and that movie "The Thing" I hate em. I hate em. I hate em! ... and the undersides of mushrooms.

The only 3 things in the world...

John Carmean
Automated Santa
 
2002-12-19 09:55:29 AM
AHH!! MY FARKING EYES.
 
2002-12-19 09:55:52 AM
I bet it does some good tricks.
 
2002-12-19 09:55:56 AM
Can we just turn this into a flamewar about Hate-Crimes Legislation being racist because it ends up sending more African Americans to prison than whitey?
 
2002-12-19 09:58:48 AM
I can't be bothered to read the article, but if the spider can go fetch porn, money, hookers, beer, weed, the TV remote etc. then I'd think that's a spider to fight over.
 
2002-12-19 10:00:18 AM
Some please answer this question.....Pack of smokes in it for you if know.
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WHERE IS A PLACE WHERE THE UNATTAINABLE IS UNKNOWN AND THE ONLY LIMITATION IS MYSELF?????? I long to visit such a place.
 
2002-12-19 10:01:12 AM
I've generally only seen white people convicted of hate crimes.
 
2002-12-19 10:03:10 AM
Hey did anyone hear the one about the Spider who killed a man with his pet cougar's pocket knife?????
 
2002-12-19 10:03:26 AM
VOTE ALF!

FOR SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

P.S. I can't let a thread with voting enabled go to waste.
 
2002-12-19 10:04:46 AM
boooooo
 
2002-12-19 10:06:37 AM
WHERE IS A PLACE WHERE THE UNATTAINABLE IS UNKNOWN AND THE ONLY LIMITATION IS MYSELF?????? I long to visit such a place.

Darius, that would be zombo.com
 
2002-12-19 10:07:02 AM
I will shiat myself if nobody does the pete/repeat joke.
 
2002-12-19 10:07:07 AM
DariusMDeV, it sounds like you need to visit... Zombo.com... where anything is possible...
 
2002-12-19 10:08:01 AM
DariusMDeV you need to go to sleep.
 
2002-12-19 10:08:04 AM
Did somebody say Zombo.Com? I am never happier than when I am at Zombo.Com.
 
2002-12-19 10:08:21 AM
Ah, PegLeg beat me, but I don't smoke, anyway...
 
2002-12-19 10:08:37 AM
i keep thinking that i am looking at yesterdays fark...why is this?
 
2002-12-19 10:08:50 AM
Lemuel Ware in on Carjacking with a Deadly Weapon

Corey Andrews in on Cocaine Possession, Battery on a Law Enforcement Officer, Resisting Arrest with Violence

James Borland in on Attempted Cocaine Manufacturing/Sale
 
2002-12-19 10:09:26 AM
The eensy weensy spider went up the prison wall...

I love the part about how they're arent' allowed to have pets, but it isn't uncommon. That's great. I'm waiting for: they aren't supposed to break out, but it isn't uncommon.

I dunno, I need more coffee.

A vote for me is a vote for public gladiator style fights between lifers!
 
2002-12-19 10:10:07 AM
Zombo.com is the most wonderfullest place in the world.
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Welcome to ICQ
 
2002-12-19 10:11:26 AM
You too, can do anything at ZOMBO.COM
 
2002-12-19 10:12:10 AM
ATTENTION I am also looking for a some testimonials on a toy for my teenage daughter....I am looking for that rare object that combines fine literature and a vibrating phallic symbol....CAN SOMEONE LINK ME TO SUCH A THING......PS, if you have any parents testimonials, that is a bonus as well.
 
2002-12-19 10:14:03 AM
I met my wife at Zombo.com...
 
2002-12-19 10:14:37 AM
Zombo.com cured my cancer.
 
2002-12-19 10:15:05 AM
Darius---Vibrating Lightsaber?
 
2002-12-19 10:16:04 AM
wow, two double posts in one day and my submission about eminems toliets up for sale gets no air time.
 
2002-12-19 10:16:40 AM
DariusMDeV: Didn't you take your Fark pills this morning like everyone else? ;)
 
2002-12-19 10:17:33 AM
Shut.......Up Perhaps you should try complaining on Zombo.com....All problems can be fixed at Zombo.com
 
2002-12-19 10:21:42 AM
and a big STFU to you farking repeat whiners. I'll pull my head out of my ass when I damn well please, and not until then.
 
2002-12-19 10:23:12 AM
Hey DariusMDeV, if I promise to pay for half will you go buy a sense of humor?

Zombo is fun, sometimes when we hire new people I tell them to go there and wait for it to load.
 
2002-12-19 10:23:31 AM
at zombo.com times wastes you!
 
2002-12-19 10:24:49 AM
Finally the hate crime laws are being enforced against the biggest haters in America.
 
2002-12-19 10:26:10 AM
Can I get an Amen Brother for all who agree that Shut....Up needs to take his biatching to Zombo.com and quit wasting all our time?
 
2002-12-19 10:27:58 AM
amen.

Can I get an Amen Brother for all who agree that DariusMDeV needs thinks he shouild control the lives of all.

I bet you're for censorship on television to.
 
2002-12-19 10:29:24 AM
ok, ignore the "needs", change "shouild" to should...

ok thats all..wait change "thats" to that's
 
2002-12-19 10:29:40 AM
Is Zombo.Com for censorship of television? Because if so, then i am for it too.
 
2002-12-19 10:29:57 AM
Hey Jeff how about repost your last comment with voting. It is worthy of many many votes.
 
2002-12-19 10:31:33 AM
ATTENTION I am also looking for a some testimonials on a toy for my teenage daughter....I am looking for that rare object that combines fine literature and a vibrating phallic symbol....CAN SOMEONE LINK ME TO SUCH A THING......PS, if you have any parents testimonials, that is a bonus as well.

Darius, I think I know what you are looking for, I think it's called a Great Gatsby Dildo.
 
2002-12-19 10:31:42 AM
"Its like Deja Vu all over again" YOGI B
 
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