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(News.com.au)   Why men visit brothels - a prostitute's view. "There is even one man who asks the girls to sit on his back, smack him and call him Blacky the horse"   (news.com.au) divider line 61
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2008-09-06 08:38:25 PM
FTA: "don't tweak a girl's nipples like they are radio controls"

So... more like the buttons on an XBox controller?
 
2008-09-06 08:42:27 PM
"There is even one man who asks the girls to sit on his back, smack him and call him Blacky the horse"

What did I spend the extra fifty for if you're just going to broadcast it on the internet?
 
2008-09-06 08:45:46 PM
Snails? I can only get off on the devastation of whole cities.
www.boingboing.net

blog.wired.com

Seriously though, the only thing worse than crush porn is actual snuff, which I suppose it is in a way. If you ever have an opportunity, don't.
 
2008-09-06 08:46:08 PM
Who the hell is Blacky the horse?
 
2008-09-06 08:47:51 PM
From the pictures, that brothel is nicer than some hotels I've stayed in.
 
2008-09-06 08:52:38 PM
"Why men visit brothels"

Because they're horny.

There, now you don't have to RTFA.
 
2008-09-06 09:02:29 PM
WalkingCarpet: "Why men visit brothels"

Because they're horny.

There, now you don't have to RTFA.


Or because they can't find people willing to do what they want in bed without an exchange of money.
 
2008-09-06 09:05:58 PM
FTA: "I also once had a man come in who said 'I chose you because you look just like my daughter.' That grossed me out."

ok that is just plain SICK!
 
2008-09-06 09:09:57 PM
sloppy shoes: WalkingCarpet: "Why men visit brothels"

Because they're horny.

There, now you don't have to RTFA.

Or because they can't find people willing to do what they want in bed without an exchange of money.


That too =)
 
2008-09-06 09:15:23 PM
WalkingCarpet: sloppy shoes: WalkingCarpet: "Why men visit brothels"

Because they're horny.

There, now you don't have to RTFA.

Or because they can't find people willing to do what they want in bed without an exchange of money.

That too =)


Or they have so much money and fame that it has become a liability. Someone with a lot of responsibilities can't afford to invite someone into their life who is possibly off kilter or vindictive. Dinner and a show can be 3- 400 bucks (for people of moderate wealth)so many would rather spend it on the guarantee of sex, not the chance. Obviously a hooker can turn on you too, but it's much less likely.
 
2008-09-06 09:22:31 PM
H_is_for_Heretic: WalkingCarpet: sloppy shoes: WalkingCarpet: "Why men visit brothels"

Because they're horny.

There, now you don't have to RTFA.

Or because they can't find people willing to do what they want in bed without an exchange of money.

That too =)

Or they have so much money and fame that it has become a liability. Someone with a lot of responsibilities can't afford to invite someone into their life who is possibly off kilter or vindictive. Dinner and a show can be 3- 400 bucks (for people of moderate wealth)so many would rather spend it on the guarantee of sex, not the chance. Obviously a hooker can turn on you too, but it's much less likely.


Also very true. But that's probably more of the escort type service. I suspect brothels are of the more interesting nature.

For instance, the guy who picked the prostitute cause she looked like his daughter. Perhaps he has a Fark Login and realized the headline implications if he went for the real thing. That or he's a TF subscriber and wanted a reason to post another ridiculous discussion thread where 500 people rant about how he's morally inferior.
 
2008-09-06 09:24:44 PM
sloppy shoes: Or because they can't find people willing to do what they want in bed without an exchange of money.

As a result they're horny!
 
2008-09-06 09:34:19 PM
Con_Authority: sloppy shoes: Or because they can't find people willing to do what they want in bed without an exchange of money.

As a result they're horny!


Ahhh yes, but regular horny people might just wait until they find someone. For people with crazy kinks, you might just com to the realization that you're never going to find someone who is willing to do it. Take, for instance, the people who want to wrestle and play with food while having sex. Or furries.
 
2008-09-06 09:50:41 PM
I go to brothels to live act out this little fantasy of mine, where the girl pretends to be a whore and I pretend to be a paying customer. Then we do missionary.
 
2008-09-06 10:39:44 PM

Ahhh yes, but regular horny people might just wait until they find someone. For people with crazy kinks, you might just com to the realization that you're never going to find someone who is willing to do it. Take, for instance, the people who want to wrestle and play with food while having sex. Or furries.



Omaha the Cat Dancer would like to have a word with you. But first she'll have sex with you just so you know she's sincere.
 
2008-09-06 10:58:37 PM
"You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to go away afterwards."
 
2008-09-06 10:58:58 PM
I remember seeing an article a while back about how it was BJs that fueled the prostitute industry, as most wives weren't willing to do that anymore once they landed their big dumb bass.
 
2008-09-06 11:00:21 PM
H_is_for_Heretic: WalkingCarpet: sloppy shoes: WalkingCarpet: "Why men visit brothels"

Because they're horny.

There, now you don't have to RTFA.

Or because they can't find people willing to do what they want in bed without an exchange of money.

That too =)

Or they have so much money and fame that it has become a liability. Someone with a lot of responsibilities can't afford to invite someone into their life who is possibly off kilter or vindictive. Dinner and a show can be 3- 400 bucks (for people of moderate wealth)so many would rather spend it on the guarantee of sex, not the chance. Obviously a hooker can turn on you too, but it's much less likely.


I didn't know Charlie Sheen posted on fark. Welcome!
 
2008-09-06 11:10:43 PM
You know, I have a theory. They write the stories about the kinky stuff because it is more interesting than what just about everyone thought when they first read this headline:

"To get laid"
 
2008-09-06 11:10:44 PM
why does man go to hooker
first of all because he quite often is not all that happy and sexual satisfied at home
his wife won't perform all the activities he has in mind
and most of all, oral sex is a taboo
the woman would say "what do you think I am, a whore
i don't want to do that!"
 
2008-09-06 11:12:19 PM
I did not RTFA, but if they asked me this I would guess it is because of the penis.
 
2008-09-06 11:29:51 PM
I pay my $200, sit down, and say "Make me a gorram sandwich", then I ignore her and masturbate to internet porn and say "clean that up for me, wouldja?" then eat the sandwich before she can spit in it. If she doesn't bring me a beer without being asked, no tip.
 
2008-09-07 12:07:16 AM
I have another theory. My theory is that men go to brothels because they are bored. Being bored, the first thing do is get on the Internet. Once there, they go to the site for bored people like Cracked or Fark. Since Cracked links to Fark, they wind up on Fark sooner or later. Once there, they see one of the various threads about kids having sex with their teachers. As these threads happen once every 30 seconds, it doesn't take them long to start getting off. They begin to feel guilty about getting off to kids so they decide that to feel better they will go to a brothel and have sex with an adult.

Once this is done, they get bored again in five minutes and the process starts all over again.
 
2008-09-07 12:15:01 AM
WTF IS A GORRAM SANDWICH?
 
2008-09-07 12:44:50 AM
FTFH: There is even one man who asks the girls to sit on his back, smack him and call him Blacky the horse


Dammit! She said she'd never tell!!!


FTFA: "I also once had a man come in who said 'I chose you because you look just like my daughter.' That grossed me out."


Trixie_Belden: ok that is just plain SICK!


Yeah, but . . . wouldn't you rather him working out that fantasy with a whore than with his daughter?
 
2008-09-07 12:45:35 AM
JAYNE: Don't much see the benefit in getting involved in strangers' troubles without a upfront price negotiated.

BOOK: These people need assistance. The benefit wouldn't necessarily be for you.

JAYNE: S'what I'm sayin'

ZOE: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative.

JAYNE: Good. 'cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to.

MAL: They're whores.

JAYNE: I'm in.
 
2008-09-07 12:48:58 AM
worlddan: Once this is done, they get bored again in five minutes and the process starts all over again.

What about the goats? You left out the part about the goats.
 
2008-09-07 12:56:55 AM
"Blacky the horse"

The thoroughbred of sin?
 
2008-09-07 01:00:54 AM
For every kink out there, there is someone willing to engage in it with you for free. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, how much you smell, or how crazy you may be. There is someone out there willing to have that crazy, snail smushing kind of sex with you right now.

Yes, even you, guy sitting in his mom's basement.

Why pay for it when you don't have to? I don't get that.
 
2008-09-07 01:14:31 AM
EmmaLou: For every kink out there, there is someone willing to engage in it with you for free. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, how much you smell, or how crazy you may be. There is someone out there willing to have that crazy, snail smushing kind of sex with you right now.

Yes, even you, guy sitting in his mom's basement.

Why pay for it when you don't have to? I don't get that.


My kink soul mate is out there, no doubt...but there are 6 billion other people out there, most of whom would find my proposition revolting, a significant fraction of which would go so far as to kick my ass or call a cop, or otherwise fark up my life.

If only there were a website where people could match their kinks...
 
2008-09-07 01:18:47 AM
Because a whore only wants $200 instead of half the goddam money and the house.

Just a guess.
 
2008-09-07 01:36:26 AM
Trixie_Belden: FTA: "I also once had a man come in who said 'I chose you because you look just like my daughter.' That grossed me out."

ok that is just plain SICK!


You remind me of my si-

-umm
 
2008-09-07 01:47:18 AM
Maybe it's because their wife is a frigid coont that doesn't like sex? Believe me you, men know when you are just going thru the motions so he'll leave you alone.
 
2008-09-07 02:14:57 AM
EmmaLou Yes, even you, guy sitting in his mom's basement how did you know ? does everyone know?
 
2008-09-07 02:47:46 AM
I like to go to brothers because I can creep girls out by telling them to do weird things and still have sex with them.
 
2008-09-07 03:57:13 AM
TheOtherGuyOSU: "Blacky the horse"

The thoroughbred of sin?


It's called Interspecies Erotica!

/yes Kelly can be a guys name too.
 
2008-09-07 04:14:01 AM
I am sure bustin a nut has nothing to do with it
 
2008-09-07 04:30:10 AM
www.cautionhorses.com
 
2008-09-07 04:33:44 AM
Woot! Clarence Thomas thread!

/Drunk
 
2008-09-07 05:02:44 AM
mr0x: I like to go to brothers because I can creep girls out by telling them to do weird things and still have sex with them.

Either that's multiple kinds of kinky at the same time or a really unfortunate typo.
 
2008-09-07 09:02:24 AM
HempHead

A seat over there, why don't you have it.
 
2008-09-07 09:13:51 AM
mr0x: I like to go to brothers because I can creep girls out by telling them to do weird things and still have sex with them.

Oops.
 
2008-09-07 09:41:37 AM
FTA:"He spent four-and-a-half hours telling me God was watching me and God knew what I was doing. Then with 30 minutes to go he says well we're here so we better do something.

Ladies and gentlemen...
An Honest Evangelical.
A truly rare sight.
 
2008-09-07 10:07:27 AM
lordargent: why does man go to hooker
first of all because he quite often is not all that happy and sexual satisfied at home
his wife won't perform all the activities he has in mind
and most of all, oral sex is a taboo
the woman would say "what do you think I am, a whore
i don't want to do that!"



Taboo
? Where the fark do you live? Papua New Guinea?
 
2008-09-07 10:24:03 AM
I'm quite surprised this hasn't gone off on the tangent that outright paying for sex (brothel) is really the same as most "dating events" where the guy buys dinner.. tickets.. whatever with the implicit expectation of something sexual happening - ideally getting laid.

/legalize it
//safer for everyone involved
 
2008-09-07 10:37:58 AM
Why I've visited brothels: 1) curiosity, 2) horny, 3) prostitutes are the only women I've met who are honest about sex.
 
2008-09-07 11:24:04 AM
H_is_for_Heretic:
Seriously though, the only thing worse than crush porn is actual snuff, which I suppose it is in a way. If you ever have an opportunity, don't.


In your last picture, we are going to assume there is a kink involving women petting kittens. If that picture leads to anything else, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

/will be proactive and avoid any possible response to this post as well.
 
2008-09-07 11:42:26 AM
nanded: I remember seeing an article a while back about how it was BJs that fueled the prostitute industry, as most wives weren't willing to do that anymore once they landed their big dumb bass.

Wedding cake causes this problem. Don't get the cake and you too can have an insecure girlfriend that will do that for you to keep you from going elsewhere.
 
2008-09-07 11:47:52 AM
lordargent: why does man go to hooker
first of all because he quite often is not all that happy and sexual satisfied at home
his wife won't perform all the activities he has in mind
and most of all, oral sex is a taboo
the woman would say "what do you think I am, a whore
i don't want to do that!"


That's a shiatty haiku.
 
2008-09-07 12:13:12 PM
BigG: lordargent: why does man go to hooker
first of all because he quite often is not all that happy and sexual satisfied at home
his wife won't perform all the activities he has in mind
and most of all, oral sex is a taboo
the woman would say "what do you think I am, a whore
i don't want to do that!"

That's a shiatty haiku.


Its incredibly shiatty. Like, not even a haiku.

/5-7-5
 
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