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thamike		2008-09-05 07:16:20 PM

Is this situation similar to middle school when the school asshat would make fun of you because he saw you in the library?

"Doesn't that mean YOU were in the library, too?"

/"How did you recognize a gay pornstar?"

AeroSquid		2008-09-05 07:19:35 PM

Wow. He must have really studied this porn stars work for hours (days maybe)in order to recognize him.

PacManDreaming		2008-09-05 07:20:57 PM

thamike: "How did you recognize a gay pornstar?"

He's the one walking around like he's got a corn cob stuck up his butt?

AeroSquid		2008-09-05 07:21:18 PM

On an unrelated note: The Abby Winters girls are working at the Taco Bell in O Fallon, Illinois.

mypalmike		2008-09-05 07:22:51 PM

"Do you want mayo on that?"

Colonel_Debugger		2008-09-05 07:23:32 PM

{Five dollah foot long joke}

AeroSquid		2008-09-05 07:24:22 PM

"Cream in your coffee ?"
"Ummm....not recently"

vartian		2008-09-05 07:30:09 PM

thamike: "How did you recognize a gay pornstar?"

They are the last tacky fags that still shave all their damn body hair.

mikemir		2008-09-05 07:56:34 PM

On an unrelated note: The Abby Winters girls are working at the Taco Bell in O Fallon, Illinois.

Heh, really?

Gwendolyn		2008-09-05 08:20:04 PM

thamike: Is this situation similar to middle school when the school asshat would make fun of you because he saw you in the library?

"Doesn't that mean YOU were in the library, too?"

/"How did you recognize a gay pornstar?"

Maybe that's what he said the the guy got all pissy when the guy would sign his penis.

WalkingCarpet		2008-09-05 08:22:53 PM

"Is that the foot long?"

"And then some."

Solid State Vittles		2008-09-05 08:27:18 PM

Without that income, he may be go into arrears.

Lionel Mandrake		2008-09-05 08:33:26 PM

Penis.

hubiestubert		2008-09-05 08:34:17 PM

I'm curious on how someone who studied gay porn enough to recognize an actor is horrified enough to want them fired...

Gwendolyn		2008-09-05 08:38:49 PM

hubiestubert: I'm curious on how someone who studied gay porn enough to recognize an actor is horrified enough to want them fired...

He was studying his face because he's one of the gay's his anti-porn group prays for. They pray doubly hard for him because he's also got the gay. So his picture is out 3 or 4 times a day while he prays for him intently.

Psychotropic		2008-09-05 08:42:52 PM

I'm boycotting Subway.

I've never been to a Subway and had no intention of ever going to one before reading this, so boycotting should be easy.

Not being a watcher of gay porn, I would have no way of knowing the person making my sub has been in gay porn movies.
Not that I would care as long as he washed his hands before making my sub.

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2008-09-05 08:49:40 PM

How could a person boycott Subway? There is nothing yummier than a 12 inch parmesean bread roast beef sub with lettuce, jalapenos, tomatoes, onions, cheese, a little smidge of mayo, Astroglide^tm, mustard and hot sauce. Who would want to stop eating that delicious sandwich simply because of one employee's past indiscretions!?

baka-san		2008-09-05 08:51:16 PM

I mean who hasn't done gay porn?

Ghastly		2008-09-05 08:52:39 PM

All I ever look at are the dicks.

Garm		2008-09-05 08:54:37 PM

Be careful when you order extra meat at Subway kids!

CravenMorehead		2008-09-05 08:57:11 PM

WalkingCarpet: "Is that the foot long?"

"And then some."

Nice. I haven't seen that movie in ages.

Recoil Therapy		2008-09-05 08:59:51 PM

Was he filming while making the sandwich? If not, who cares (assuming that he washed his hands after using the bath groom...).

/wouldn't recognize gay porn stars
//straight ones otoh...

baka-san		2008-09-05 09:00:36 PM

Ghastly: All I ever look at are the dicks.

It's a good man who knows what he likes.

hubiestubert		2008-09-05 09:08:10 PM

Gwendolyn: He was studying his face because he's one of the gay's his anti-porn group prays for. They pray doubly hard for him because he's also got the gay. So his picture is out 3 or 4 times a day while he prays for him intently.

He got such a raging clue when he saw his face?

img178.imageshack.us

BravadoGT		2008-09-05 09:27:52 PM

Wow. It's almost like your decisions in life may have consequences. Weird.

WalkingCarpet		2008-09-05 09:38:38 PM

BravadoGT: Wow. It's almost like your decisions in life may have consequences. Weird.

LOL intolerance.

pnjunction		2008-09-05 10:10:55 PM

Are there that many homophobes in St. Louis that they needed to pander to this hate? I hope every non-homophobe in the area now boycotts that location.

I'd walk by and spit on the door if it was around here, and people with more time on their hands would probably go even further.

mikemir		2008-09-05 10:35:08 PM

Wow. It's almost like your decisions in life may have consequences. Weird.

Um, yeah ... haha it's funny because it's farking ridiculous. It's not like the guy broke a law, he made a perfectly lawful living doing something that didn't conform to the customer's supposed moral compass (don't ask how said customer recognized him in the first place).... guy should just get the fark over it and live and let live.

Godscrack		2008-09-05 11:08:04 PM

How does this guy know he was a gay porn star?

BravadoGT		2008-09-05 11:10:26 PM

mikemir: Wow. It's almost like your decisions in life may have consequences. Weird.Um, yeah ... haha it's funny because it's farking ridiculous. It's not like the guy broke a law, he made a perfectly lawful living doing something that didn't conform to the customer's supposed moral compass (don't ask how said customer recognized him in the first place).... guy should just get the fark over it and live and let live.

It's not a question as to whether it's legal or illegal, moral or immoral, right or wrong. You go into gay porn--you know you are getting into a profession that many of your neighbors and fellow citizens find offensive, disgusting and/or abhorrent. And as a result-that decision is going to bring with it problems for you. That's just reality. So whether it's fair or not--that doesn't really matter in the end, does it? You can't legislate people's opinions, and, in the end, there's only so much the law will or can do to help you. "Ex Gay Porn Actors" aren't exactly a Constitutionally protected class...

That's what I mean about "actions have consequences."

Freakpower		2008-09-05 11:24:15 PM

Colonel_Debugger: {Five dollah foot long joke}

Love you long time?

fariasrv		2008-09-05 11:36:05 PM

Gwendolyn: He was studying his face because he's one of the gay's his anti-porn group prays for. They pray doubly hard for him because he's also got the gay. So his picture is out 3 or 4 times a day while he prays for him intently.

Prays... masturbates furiously... it's all the same. Isn't it?

fariasrv		2008-09-05 11:41:58 PM

Incidentally, here's some pics of the guy if you need something to "pray" to. Most assuredly NSFW.

Kurt Wild (new window)

shivashakti		2008-09-05 11:42:38 PM

BravadoGT: mikemir: Wow. It's almost like your decisions in life may have consequences. Weird.Um, yeah ... haha it's funny because it's farking ridiculous. It's not like the guy broke a law, he made a perfectly lawful living doing something that didn't conform to the customer's supposed moral compass (don't ask how said customer recognized him in the first place).... guy should just get the fark over it and live and let live.

It's not a question as to whether it's legal or illegal, moral or immoral, right or wrong. You go into gay porn--you know you are getting into a profession that many of your neighbors and fellow citizens find offensive, disgusting and/or abhorrent. And as a result-that decision is going to bring with it problems for you. That's just reality. So whether it's fair or not--that doesn't really matter in the end, does it? You can't legislate people's opinions, and, in the end, there's only so much the law will or can do to help you. "Ex Gay Porn Actors" aren't exactly a Constitutionally protected class...

That's what I mean about "actions have consequences."

Well, it's not something the guy should be fired from Subway for. I think he'd have a lawsuit on his hands if he lost his job because of this.

Obviously he's not doing it anymore, otherwise he wouldn't be working at Subway.

whyerhead		2008-09-05 11:51:27 PM

Maybe the guy watched it for educational purposes..

/Got nothing..

Sarah Palin's Retarded Baby		2008-09-05 11:52:59 PM

calin: we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
ecoli: ew.
ecoli: wait, you "caught" him?
ecoli: like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
Aero: he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

apropos.

gayb		2008-09-05 11:53:39 PM

I'm barely hanging on, too. That asshole. But I put aids in his sammich, hahaha!

Poppa Boner		2008-09-05 11:54:07 PM

F*CK OFF HOMOPHOBE!!! I hope your children end up gayer than Elton John.

/DNRTFA
//DNRTFT

Tommathy		2008-09-05 11:54:52 PM

The subject in question is on the right:

www.mybrothershotfriendblog.com

Also, what kind of douchey manager ever takes a "you should fire him or I'm never coming back!" seriously? Any half-assed manager should always stand with the employees.

twigliot		2008-09-05 11:56:15 PM

Not that I watch porn, but my friend's husband works with Amber Haze. Apparently she knows her stuff about computers.

May the kitten killing commense!

RemyDuron		2008-09-05 11:56:47 PM

BravadoGT: mikemir: Wow. It's almost like your decisions in life may have consequences. Weird.Um, yeah ... haha it's funny because it's farking ridiculous. It's not like the guy broke a law, he made a perfectly lawful living doing something that didn't conform to the customer's supposed moral compass (don't ask how said customer recognized him in the first place).... guy should just get the fark over it and live and let live.

It's not a question as to whether it's legal or illegal, moral or immoral, right or wrong. You go into gay porn--you know you are getting into a profession that many of your neighbors and fellow citizens find offensive, disgusting and/or abhorrent. And as a result-that decision is going to bring with it problems for you. That's just reality. So whether it's fair or not--that doesn't really matter in the end, does it? You can't legislate people's opinions, and, in the end, there's only so much the law will or can do to help you. "Ex Gay Porn Actors" aren't exactly a Constitutionally protected class...

That's what I mean about "actions have consequences."

Yeah, and if you're black and in Georgia, or your some northern college kid come down to help the Civil Rights movement, you gotta expect that some rednecks (and some policemen) might get it in their head to kill your, mutilate your body and hang it from a tree. Actions and consequences.

/Blaming the victim, justifying bigotry since time began

Scrotar		2008-09-05 11:57:27 PM

Leave provolone!

BravadoGT		2008-09-05 11:57:39 PM

shivashakti: BravadoGT: mikemir: Wow. It's almost like your decisions in life may have consequences. Weird.Um, yeah ... haha it's funny because it's farking ridiculous. It's not like the guy broke a law, he made a perfectly lawful living doing something that didn't conform to the customer's supposed moral compass (don't ask how said customer recognized him in the first place).... guy should just get the fark over it and live and let live.

It's not a question as to whether it's legal or illegal, moral or immoral, right or wrong. You go into gay porn--you know you are getting into a profession that many of your neighbors and fellow citizens find offensive, disgusting and/or abhorrent. And as a result-that decision is going to bring with it problems for you. That's just reality. So whether it's fair or not--that doesn't really matter in the end, does it? You can't legislate people's opinions, and, in the end, there's only so much the law will or can do to help you. "Ex Gay Porn Actors" aren't exactly a Constitutionally protected class...

That's what I mean about "actions have consequences."

Well, it's not something the guy should be fired from Subway for. I think he'd have a lawsuit on his hands if he lost his job because of this.

Obviously he's not doing it anymore, otherwise he wouldn't be working at Subway.

As a lawyer I can tell ya-he doesn't have a prayer in a lawsuit. Missouri is an "at will" employment state (as are most states)--so, "fired for being an ex gay porn star and offending customers who recognize you" is a perfectly legal (albeit perhaps admittedly unfair) reason to fire a Sandwich Artist...

Links		2008-09-05 11:58:06 PM

"Any condiments on that?"
"What!? Oh, sorry, I thought you said something else. Yeah, lots of pickle and an ass-load of sauce, please."

Tex_Arkana		2008-09-05 11:58:53 PM

fariasrv: Incidentally, here's some pics of the guy if you need something to "pray" to. Most assuredly NSFW.

Kurt Wild (new window)

from the comments on that pop

"Well, we can all see more of this hottie almost everywhere. I saw him initially at CF than all over the place. He is such a submissive and deep bottom, but I particularly like his moans, he really seems to enjoy been taken. He would be my perfect wife."

um....

/was left by Subway customer?

Black Lagoon		2008-09-05 11:59:00 PM

baka-san: I mean who hasn't done gay porn?

I thought I recognized you...!

MeanJean		2008-09-05 11:59:13 PM

Tommathy
I'd hit it.

Lottolandus		2008-09-05 11:59:45 PM

BravadoGT: mikemir: Wow. It's almost like your decisions in life may have consequences. Weird.Um, yeah ... haha it's funny because it's farking ridiculous. It's not like the guy broke a law, he made a perfectly lawful living doing something that didn't conform to the customer's supposed moral compass (don't ask how said customer recognized him in the first place).... guy should just get the fark over it and live and let live.

It's not a question as to whether it's legal or illegal, moral or immoral, right or wrong. You go into gay porn--you know you are getting into a profession that many of your neighbors and fellow citizens find offensive, disgusting and/or abhorrent. And as a result-that decision is going to bring with it problems for you. That's just reality. So whether it's fair or not--that doesn't really matter in the end, does it? You can't legislate people's opinions, and, in the end, there's only so much the law will or can do to help you. "Ex Gay Porn Actors" aren't exactly a Constitutionally protected class...

That's what I mean about "actions have consequences."

If there was a hell, you would burn in it when you die. But since there is no hell, you will just be living, living, sorta living, going to Old Country Buffet for the last time, then nothing...

texastag		2008-09-06 12:00:48 AM

NSFW (new window)

And this...

img2.freeimagehosting.net

/Pray for me
//And Mojo

sjbiars		2008-09-06 12:01:19 AM

OK, if someone recognizes you as a gay porn star and then throws a morality tantrum, you have to ask yourself "How did this schmuck know this kid was a gay porn star?" OH.. I forgot.

Christianity: 9 out of 10 hypocrites choose it.

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