She had sex before I did!

ufark2: She had sex before I did!

Still can't see how that is a guy.

Geez, thanks mom.

In the book she writes how Britney Spears started drinking at 13 while on the Mickey Mouse Club show, and then at 14, encouraged her to date an 18 year old football player because it would make her more popular. They ended up having sex which would make it statutory rape.

Her mom encouraged Britney and Justin Timberlake to sleep together.

When Britney was caught using coke and pot at 15, mom just thought that was normal teenage behavior.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Mom of the Year Award goes to..............

danny_kay: I love my mom to pieces, but if she were to announce to the world at large at what age I lost my virginity, I'd take the "to pieces" thing quite literally...

I was thinking to myself, "huh? why...?"

And then I remembered that not every other Farker out there is a man.

"Oh."

/Seriously, some days it's easy to forget around here...

danny_kay: I love my mom to pieces, but if she were to announce to the world at large at what age I lost my virginity, I'd take the "to pieces" thing quite literally...

Who tells their mom those kinds of details about their life anyways? My mom is happily in the dark about the things I did as a teen.

But isn't she a pinhead?

Subby, you must be confused. That blonde headed person is obviously a girl.

Nice...wave all your daughter's dirty laundry in front of America just to make a buck.

/way to stay classy

CheeseEatingBulldog: ufark2: She had sex before I did!

Still can't see how that is a guy.

Its even worse in some other stills. I think someone should start a fund to send him to Thailand to finish the job.

/tranny threadjack?

It's always been about making a buck, from the moment she first pushed lil' Brit-brit up on stage.

holy shiat. Look what I found.

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So, at 16, she was having sex, drinking and doing coke on private jets? The question is: Why wasn't I on that plane!

Holy shiat he has a name. All this time I'd just see the image in threads but this is the first time I went looking for it.
The tranny part wasn't a joke.
Link (new window)

Subby: Britney's mom reveals in tell-all book how her daughter became a train wreck.

Couldn't Britney's mom just give everyone an 8x10 picture of herself and say 'nuff said?

If I were Britney I'd be a mess too. Obviously her entire family is using her as a get rich quick scheme. Farking disgusting if you ask me.

I guess we can now refer to her as "Britney Spears ESTRANGED mother".

zappaisfrank: I guess we can now refer to her as "Britney Spears ESTRANGED mother".

We couldnt do this before??

One blonde guy coming up:

FTA: Lynne Spears, 53, confesses her regret of losing control of Britney's career to handlers who promoted her as a sex object and put her in raunchy videos.

And she chooses to show her regret by further exploiting her daughter and releasing this book.

yarnothuntin: Subby: Britney's mom reveals in tell-all book how her daughter became a train wreck.

Couldn't Britney's mom just give everyone an 8x10 picture of herself and say 'nuff said?

If I were Britney I'd be a mess too. Obviously her entire family is using her as a get rich quick scheme. Farking disgusting if you ask me.

Sad, too. Get a feeling there are boundary issues in that relationship if momma knows the exact time and place of Brit's deflowering?

I miss the days when celebrity kids wrote tell all books about their celebrity parents.

/ok, too excited; my Boobies as a TOTAL FARKER. Thank you, sponser!

Damn, got boobied! Serves me right!

SpockSarah: ok, too excited; my Boobies as a TOTAL FARKER. Thank you, sponser!

YAY! Good for you =). Wanna make out?

Step 1: wait for celebrity daughter to go insane
Step 2: capitalize on her troubles by writing a tell all book
Step 3: profit

Sandelaphon holy shiat. Look what I found.

I hurled in my mouth a bit. Thanks alot

I'm still working on Macaulay Culkin's book...... it's deep.

yarnothuntin: SpockSarah: ok, too excited; my Boobies as a TOTAL FARKER. Thank you, sponser!

YAY! Good for you =). Wanna make out?

Looking around... nothing to do.

OK.

/thanks.

SpockSarah: Damn, got boobied! Serves me right!

You're a bit of a pretentious douchebag aren't you?

\I read your profile

My mom wrote a tell all book about me. Except no one wants to read about how she found my Playboy stash when I was 13 and how I stole her car and wiped out a parking booth at 15. And one time she caught me touching my wife's boobie. It was at Christmas and she was...Hey wait if I tell you all the good stuff you won't buy the book.

But boy howdy what a read it is!

It's written in crayon.

here is one from his website
Cue the eye bleach
Most Definetly NSFW
http://www.sharenow.com/base/content/19546/tab/

Sandelaphon: holy shiat. Look what I found.

if image doesn't work

I'm scared.

riknight: here is one from his website
Cue the eye bleach
Most Definetly NSFW
http://www.sharenow.com/base/content/19546/tab/

I'm horrified.

thelordofcheese: Sandelaphon: holy shiat. Look what I found.

if image doesn't work

I'm scared.

riknight: here is one from his website
Cue the eye bleach
Most Definetly NSFW
http://www.sharenow.com/base/content/19546/tab/

I'm horrified.

I hate being at work reading Fark, but I will forget to come back to this thread when I finally get home.

Then again, maybe it's better for me this way. I'm being saved from myself.

It really makes me uneasy that her mom even knows all of this stuff. Maybe Britney was just really up front about everything, but my mother and I were close as can be when I was a teenager and I still had enough sense to sensor myself around her. I'm 24 and live with my boyfriend, but I bet she still thinks I'm a virgin.

But I digress, it's sort of creepy that her mom thought all of that stuff was normal. No wonder Britney turned out to be so farked up. Her mom probably has some underlying mental illness as well - encouraging her 14 year old daughter to have sex with older men, and not minding COKE USE? Something's wrong there. The pot, I can see her overlooking. That is sort of a normal teen thing. But coke? Woah.

SpockSarah: yarnothuntin: SpockSarah: ok, too excited; my Boobies as a TOTAL FARKER. Thank you, sponser!

You know as a new TFarkette you have to send out BIE to everyone, right?

Tat'dGreaser: I'd stay away from TFD today honey, you may end up killing yourself.

Cmon.... you know she'd be an interesting mix in the friday trainwrecks

That is a guy?

/wow

That is a guy?

Sandelaphon: holy shiat. Look what I found.

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I have been permanently emotionally damaged by this picture.

You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

/faps out to some old i did it again cd covers

Tat'dGreaser: True. Hopefully she submits something good and we can spend our time tearing her a new one. I love breaking in the noobs.

Hence why Ive stopped posting announcement threads for when people sponsor me.

...my ass is still sore from the last one