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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)   Attempting to hit on three women in a doughnut shop: desperate. Attempting to hit three women with your car after they rejected you in the doughnut shop: guaranteed to get you a date with all of them in court   (cbs2.com) divider line 48
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2008-09-04 02:31:54 PM  
Completely hitting bottom and weepingly hitting three donuts after three women rejected you in the doughnut shop? Priceless.
 
2008-09-04 02:58:10 PM  
Confucius say: Man who go after donut ho's end up with little balls.
 
2008-09-04 03:16:05 PM  
He said I want 3 holes and a sticky bun and they got all mad.
 
2008-09-04 03:32:41 PM  
gorgor: He said I want 3 holes and a sticky bun and they got all mad.

Glazed?
 
2008-09-04 03:33:13 PM  
Was the juke box playing Foxy Lady playing at the time?
 
2008-09-04 03:33:52 PM  
Sorry, I'm retarded
 
2008-09-04 03:34:23 PM  
POST NO PICS!

TYVM

Just don't need to see the "ladies" if this is to be today's fatty thread.
 
2008-09-04 03:34:28 PM  
www.hooked-nussu.org
approves
 
2008-09-04 03:35:16 PM  
I usually just whip out my chocolate cruller, works every time.
 
2008-09-04 03:36:53 PM  
"at least" 50 mph.
Yeah, that sounds like it came from someone who can estimate speeds very accurately.
 
2008-09-04 03:38:19 PM  
I cannot fathom the amount of chub that comes with three chicks in a doughnut shop.
 
2008-09-04 03:40:13 PM  
DslainteC: Confucius say: Man who go after donut ho's end up with little balls.

Confucius say: Woman who get in front of car, get tired. Woman who get behind car, get exhausted.
 
2008-09-04 03:40:14 PM  
Was this after some kid asked him about his fondness for apples through the plate glass window?
 
2008-09-04 03:40:15 PM  
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it ...
 
2008-09-04 03:40:18 PM  
 
2008-09-04 03:40:57 PM  
I came here for pics of fat chicks, I hope I will not be disapointed...
 
2008-09-04 03:40:58 PM  
www.californiacriminallawyerblog.com

Looks like he's the only donut anyone will be seeing for a long time.
 
2008-09-04 03:46:12 PM  
At least there were plenty of cops on hand to sugar for fingerprints.
 
2008-09-04 03:46:34 PM  
I think the headline would have been slightly improved like this:

Old headline: "Attempting to hit three women with your car after they rejected you in the doughnut shop: guaranteed to get you a date with all of them in court"

Slightly better: "Attempting to hit three women with your car after they rejected you in the doughnut shop: guaranteed to get you a date. In court"
 
2008-09-04 03:46:44 PM  
Ah, Newport Beach...

Beachfront Ghetto, good times.
 
2008-09-04 03:47:00 PM  
yeah, men can be really creepy and oblivious to rejection.
 
2008-09-04 03:48:03 PM  
I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me; she said, "hey, you got weasels on your face"
 
2008-09-04 03:49:02 PM  
tortilla burger: gorgor: He said I want 3 holes and a sticky bun and they got all mad.

Glazed?


Gimme a bottle of whatever you got.
And a glazed donut.
To go.

3 DONUT HOLES (new window)
 
2008-09-04 03:49:31 PM  
well seems to me his plan worked then. And not only that he has a date with all of them at the same time
 
2008-09-04 03:49:53 PM  
laid back w/bud light: I usually just whip out my chocolate cruller, works every time.

Custard-filled Yum-Yum gets the job done.
 
2008-09-04 03:51:17 PM  
gorgor: 3 DONUT HOLES (new window)

WARNING: not safe for sanity.
 
2008-09-04 03:52:14 PM  
woohoo me!

/my first submitted link
//yay me!
 
2008-09-04 03:52:17 PM  
thecia.com.au

Dude you just got a date with her at the municipal court!
 
2008-09-04 03:53:35 PM  
Jeremy Bates: I think the headline would have been slightly improved like this:

Old headline: "Attempting to hit three women with your car after they rejected you in the doughnut shop: guaranteed to get you a date with all of them in court"

Slightly better: "Attempting to hit three women with your car after they rejected you in the doughnut shop: guaranteed to get you a date. In court"


Let me try:

So this guy walks into a donut shop and he sees three beautiful women. He approaches the first woman: "Hey, want me to glaze your hole? She rejects him. So he tries the next girl, "Want to be my honeybun?" She rejects him too. Finally, he goes up to the last girl: "Want to fark, fritter?" She rejects him really hard. He's so mortified that, later, he tries to run them over with his car. Hurts, donut?
 
2008-09-04 03:58:01 PM  
Here is the secret to picking up women.

First: Confidence.
Second: Dress well, whiten your teeth, workout, and be interesting and funny.

Everything else is just cake.
 
2008-09-04 04:01:50 PM  
frostbyt: Here is the secret to picking up women.

First: Confidence.
Second: Dress well, whiten your teeth, workout, and be interesting and funny.

Everything else is just cake.


I rely on stealth, high-quality duct tape & the element of surprise. And a private entrance to mom's basement.
 
2008-09-04 04:03:48 PM  
frostbyt: Here is the secret to picking up women.

First: Confidence.
Second: Dress well, whiten your teeth, workout, and be interesting and funny.

Everything else is just cake.


Cake with GHB?
 
2008-09-04 04:10:32 PM  
gorgor: Gimme a bottle of whatever you got.
And a glazed donut.
To go.

3 DONUT HOLES (new window)


Make that two bottles if it's measured in octane!
 
2008-09-04 04:14:28 PM  
jynxyu: gorgor: Gimme a bottle of whatever you got.
And a glazed donut.
To go.

3 DONUT HOLES (new window)

Make that two bottles if it's measured in octane!


Or a six pack.
NSFW (new window)
 
2008-09-04 04:18:46 PM  
But he will get to see them again.
 
2008-09-04 04:20:10 PM  
The worst part is I think I was making progress with one of them when the cops showed up.
 
2008-09-04 04:21:05 PM  
"When he approached us, at first we were all like, 'No way we'd ever go out with you'. But then he tried to run us down with his car, and then we were all 'Hmmmmm....yeah'".
 
2008-09-04 04:25:41 PM  
Isn't he supposed to be picking them UP not picking them OFF? Somehow I think this guy is confused.
 
2008-09-04 04:26:50 PM  
I came here for Gorgor and was not disappointed.
 
2008-09-04 04:33:03 PM  
gorgor:
Or a six pack.
NSFW (new window)


How did those get that size without a single stretch mark?

No! Don't roll over again, babe. I'm still gasping for air from the last time.
 
2008-09-04 04:41:50 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: I came here for Gorgor and was not disappointed.

Just don't come ON me :)

jynxyu: How did those get that size without a single stretch mark?

Transfat.
 
2008-09-04 04:47:13 PM  
gorgor: I still hate you. DIAF.
 
2008-09-04 04:47:40 PM  
frostbyt: Here is the secret to picking up women.

First: Confidence.
Second: Dress well, whiten your teeth, workout, and be interesting and funny.

Everything else is just cake.


This all sounds good, but it has limited value. The reality is, if a guy is really physically unattractive or very short, nice clothes, white teeth, a fit body, and a great personality still aren't going to help him all that much. Most women aren't nearly as sophisticated about a man's looks as they like to think they are.

The bottom line is, a guy who looks like Don Knotts is always going to face a huge amount of rejection from women, unless he's famous in some way, or wealthy.
 
2008-09-04 04:49:50 PM  
Damn you, gorgor!!

/don't ever change, you magnificent bastard
 
2008-09-04 05:03:22 PM  
Fellate O'Fish: Damn you, gorgor!!

/don't ever change, you magnificent bastard


Giving new meaning to Fish Head :)
 
2008-09-04 05:07:31 PM  
Wait a second while I get into my Wizard robe and hat....
 
2008-09-04 06:58:02 PM  
laid back w/bud light: I usually just whip out my chocolate cruller, works every time.

Chocolate crullers are my favourite. I especially like them with nuts.
 
2008-09-05 08:38:32 AM  
LinaBo
I'll throw the munchkins in if you can bounce them off your chin.
 
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