Everyone's Collective Imaginary Friend: ...except hypnotists aren't mediums.

No, you didn't just blow that huge line back slapping did you?

Great job Subby. I have to go clean my keyboard now.

Subby, you magnificent SOB, I've lived a long time looking for a chance to use that pun. (Shakes fist uselessly.)

!enod lleW 1+

Your headline:

Best headline in a while...+1 subby

just to reiterate...

fantastic headline

+1 for Subby

/got a good laugh

This reminds me that the television show Medium is that rare show that is well done...

Puns aside, I'm a real skeptic when it comes to hypnosis.

I just can't believe it really works.

Headline of the forever!

Holy crap. That was an awesome headline.

No cliches. No Palin references.

Chock full o' awesome!

+10 for subby!

The man responsible must be hunted down!

Run to the pun children!

Awesome headline subby!

For the Starbucks crowd, that would be a Tall Grande at Venti.

never trust short women pretending to be lost

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Haoie: Puns aside, I'm a real skeptic when it comes to hypnosis.

I just can't believe it really works.

Thanks for the wallet farktard. Now cluck like a chicken.

+1 subby

it was the best headline ever...I will read it again and again.

Obscure?

Bravo subby, bravo

well done subby :)

Oh my God... I laughed so hard, I cried.

Excellent!

If I was subby would add this headline and the subsequent thread to my resume.

Fark the article. Kudos, subby! +1
Possibly the best one I've read in quite some time.

The Two Ronnies approve.

/Sad news today from Ipswich, where John Smith the Human Fly has committed insecticide.
//Another of my favorites of theirs.

headline = win

You Win:

Best Headline Evar
Award

I don't care who ya are, that's funny.

+1 for you my good sir.

/and I CAN give a +1

golf clap subby

Dude, that was awesome. Well done subby!

/+1

well done

LOL, nice one subby. Now reveal yourself!

(golf clap)

Under hypnosis one can't be forced to do something that one is not already prepared to do. That is why you don't see crazy hypno-psychologists putting people on the street under and robbing them all over.
/sorry to ruin your fantasy, perverts, but those "girl hypnotized to blank some guys blank while blank blanks from blank!" are staged.
//I'd give +1 to the subby but I think you've already got enough from the rest of the thread.

The Trial:


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does my client look like a criminal?


NOT GUILTY!

I laughed until I stopped.

/+1 Subby

headline rocks.

+1, Subby. You made my day.

holy crap you rock!!

that's my vote for best headline of the year (and i will come back and vote for it, too)

bravo

40below: Great headline. Might be reversed on appeal.

Thanks dude, it worked :-)

So.... what have people really done when they claim to have been hypnotized and robbed?

wasn't there a guy her in USA, that did that to a supermarket checkout girl?