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(GMA News)   A 73-year old widow in Manila, Philippines was hypnotized and robbed in the street by a short woman who pretended to be lost. Baffled local police are on the lookout for a small medium at large   (gmanews.tv) divider line 180
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2008-09-03 04:32:46 PM
Everyone's Collective Imaginary Friend: ...except hypnotists aren't mediums.

No, you didn't just blow that huge line back slapping did you?

Great job Subby. I have to go clean my keyboard now.
 
2008-09-03 04:33:28 PM
Subby, you magnificent SOB, I've lived a long time looking for a chance to use that pun. (Shakes fist uselessly.)
 
2008-09-03 04:38:20 PM
!enod lleW 1+
 
2008-09-03 04:39:07 PM
Your headline:

i257.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-03 04:39:18 PM
Q: "Heyy, why don't we have our summer party at the house of Hysterectomus?"

A: "Because Hysterectomus has absolutely no womb!"

==

/KMOD's 'Greek Theater' FTW
 
2008-09-03 04:40:57 PM
Best headline in a while...+1 subby
 
2008-09-03 04:41:26 PM
just to reiterate...

fantastic headline
 
2008-09-03 04:43:14 PM
+1 for Subby

/got a good laugh
 
2008-09-03 04:43:30 PM
This reminds me that the television show Medium is that rare show that is well done...
 
2008-09-03 04:43:41 PM
MuToiD_MaN: But isn't a medium someone who conducts a seance, not hypnotizes people?

Both hypnotism and mediumship are connected through their common heritage in Mesmerism.

g-ecx.images-amazon.com

/religion and occultism nerd
 
2008-09-03 04:44:53 PM
Puns aside, I'm a real skeptic when it comes to hypnosis.

I just can't believe it really works.
 
2008-09-03 04:45:17 PM
Headline of the forever!
 
2008-09-03 04:45:48 PM
Holy crap. That was an awesome headline.

No cliches. No Palin references.

Chock full o' awesome!

+10 for subby!
 
2008-09-03 04:48:32 PM
The man responsible must be hunted down!
 
2008-09-03 04:49:11 PM
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Run to the pun children!
 
2008-09-03 04:50:06 PM
Awesome headline subby!
 
2008-09-03 04:51:23 PM
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2008-09-03 04:51:48 PM
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Bravo!

 
2008-09-03 04:52:12 PM
For the Starbucks crowd, that would be a Tall Grande at Venti.
 
2008-09-03 04:54:07 PM
never trust short women pretending to be lost

lotro.tentonhammer.com
 
2008-09-03 04:55:29 PM
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 
2008-09-03 04:56:34 PM
Haoie: Puns aside, I'm a real skeptic when it comes to hypnosis.

I just can't believe it really works.


Thanks for the wallet farktard. Now cluck like a chicken.

+1 subby
 
2008-09-03 04:58:05 PM
it was the best headline ever...I will read it again and again.

Obscure?
 
2008-09-03 04:59:40 PM
Bravo subby, bravo
 
2008-09-03 05:01:39 PM
well done subby :)
 
2008-09-03 05:04:53 PM
Oh my God... I laughed so hard, I cried.

bp0.blogger.com
 
2008-09-03 05:06:05 PM
Excellent!

If I was subby would add this headline and the subsequent thread to my resume.
 
2008-09-03 05:06:33 PM
Fark the article. Kudos, subby! +1
Possibly the best one I've read in quite some time.
 
2008-09-03 05:07:44 PM
The Two Ronnies approve.

/Sad news today from Ipswich, where John Smith the Human Fly has committed insecticide.
//Another of my favorites of theirs.
 
2008-09-03 05:09:14 PM
headline = win
 
2008-09-03 05:10:41 PM
You Win:

Best Headline Evar
Award
 
2008-09-03 05:11:11 PM
I don't care who ya are, that's funny.

+1 for you my good sir.

/and I CAN give a +1
 
2008-09-03 05:11:12 PM
golf clap subby
 
2008-09-03 05:13:18 PM
Dude, that was awesome. Well done subby!

/+1
 
2008-09-03 05:14:11 PM
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+1, Maestro Subby
 
2008-09-03 05:15:30 PM
well done
 
2008-09-03 05:21:39 PM
LOL, nice one subby. Now reveal yourself!
 
2008-09-03 05:28:30 PM
(golf clap)
 
2008-09-03 05:32:24 PM
Under hypnosis one can't be forced to do something that one is not already prepared to do. That is why you don't see crazy hypno-psychologists putting people on the street under and robbing them all over.
/sorry to ruin your fantasy, perverts, but those "girl hypnotized to blank some guys blank while blank blanks from blank!" are staged.
//I'd give +1 to the subby but I think you've already got enough from the rest of the thread.
 
2008-09-03 05:35:38 PM
The Trial:

i31.photobucket.com
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does my client look like a criminal?

i303.photobucket.com
NOT GUILTY!
 
2008-09-03 05:37:52 PM
I laughed until I stopped.

/+1 Subby
 
2008-09-03 05:40:05 PM
headline rocks.
 
2008-09-03 05:46:41 PM
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2008-09-03 05:49:05 PM
+1, Subby. You made my day.
 
2008-09-03 05:50:58 PM
holy crap you rock!!

that's my vote for best headline of the year (and i will come back and vote for it, too)

bravo
 
2008-09-03 05:52:27 PM
40below: Great headline. Might be reversed on appeal.

Thanks dude, it worked :-)
 
2008-09-03 06:11:50 PM
So.... what have people really done when they claim to have been hypnotized and robbed?
 
2008-09-03 06:19:43 PM
wasn't there a guy her in USA, that did that to a supermarket checkout girl?
 
2008-09-03 06:26:52 PM
Awesome headline. Fark the story.
 
2008-09-03 06:33:02 PM
Best headline of the year.
 
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