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(Telegraph)   Now that certain words -- like the other word for donkey -- must be filtered on the Internet: President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant after a life devoted to the reform of the U.S. consbreastution   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2008-09-02 07:47:27 AM  
I lol'd
 
2008-09-02 07:50:05 AM  
That was pretty good.

/golf clab subby
 
2008-09-02 07:51:23 AM  
Subby needs to come out and take a bow for that one
 
2008-09-02 07:59:17 AM  
I must say that headline breastilated me.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2008-09-02 08:20:54 AM  
Until the late 20th century buttbuttination was illegal in most states.
 
2008-09-02 08:23:20 AM  
I like the fact that we now view Lincoln's treatment of the Constitution as obscene.
 
2008-09-02 08:31:20 AM  
That article really is a clbuttic.
 
2008-09-02 08:33:47 AM  
Oh c'mon! They redlight this but greenlight crap that gets no comments till it hits the main page??

We need this!!!
 
2008-09-02 09:14:55 AM  
Clintoned in the Boobies!
 
2008-09-02 07:13:33 PM  
This headline was a biatcheesy.
 
2008-09-03 12:07:47 AM  
High five subby

/you earned it
 
2008-09-03 12:08:32 AM  
I must say that was a totally farked up headline.
 
2008-09-03 12:08:34 AM  
Well played, subby, well played
 
2008-09-03 12:08:47 AM  
The only word that is offensive to an intelligent and mature being of reason is "censor".
/or censorship
//or censoring
 
2008-09-03 12:09:07 AM  

ZAZ: Until the late 20th century buttbuttination was illegal in most states.


And in some states, still is.

You rule, subby.
 
2008-09-03 12:10:32 AM  

UNC_Samurai: I like the fact that we now view Lincoln's treatment of the Constitution as obscene.


CTFY
 
2008-09-03 12:10:35 AM  
I live for the term "buttbuttination."
 
2008-09-03 12:10:59 AM  
FTA: "series of previously secret Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) plots to buttbuttinate foreign leaders"

I knew it! The CIA just loves the buttsecks.
 
2008-09-03 12:11:20 AM  
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2008-09-03 12:13:40 AM  
As a guy scratching his butt as he reads this I am getting a ass kicking out of these butt flies
 
2008-09-03 12:14:01 AM  
Being buttbuttinated must be weird.

/I buttbuttinated your mom last night...
//heh heh...conbreastitution...but are all boobs really created equal?
 
2008-09-03 12:14:58 AM  
I got filtered earlier. fonaibung
 
2008-09-03 12:15:21 AM  
At first I thought the headline was buttinine. But upon further buttessment, I can see that excrement is the real mother intercoursing deal.
 
2008-09-03 12:15:43 AM  
I highly chortled +1
 
2008-09-03 12:15:48 AM  
Hey! Subby, why didn't you use the buttinine tag?
 
2008-09-03 12:15:51 AM  
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Approves
 
2008-09-03 12:16:00 AM  
Subby just copied and pasted from the TFA, so no +1. Fun read though.
 
2008-09-03 12:16:19 AM  
I was gonna post this, but I decided to pbutt on it.
 
2008-09-03 12:16:26 AM  
Lets see if FARK filters hate English towns.

Scoonthorpe
 
2008-09-03 12:16:29 AM  
I can't believe it's not buttbutter.
 
2008-09-03 12:16:33 AM  

Green Haze: Being buttbuttinated must be weird.

/I buttbuttinated your mom last night...
//heh heh...conbreastitution...but are all boobs really created equal?


They are well-endowed by their creator, after all.
 
2008-09-03 12:17:25 AM  
As a cdesign proponentists I'm getting a real kick out of this article.
 
2008-09-03 12:18:09 AM  
well played..


/poopstain sent email it bounced, but thanks, you know what for (or should) dunno if you will even read this though :/
 
2008-09-03 12:18:31 AM  
I laughed, I piddled.
 
2008-09-03 12:20:08 AM  

mikaloyd: I got filtered earlier. fonaibung


I came for the fonaibung, and was not disappointed!
 
2008-09-03 12:20:18 AM  
This makes me sad, so sad deep in my bums.
 
2008-09-03 12:20:20 AM  
Umm...right from the Boobies, people were congratulating subby on his cleverness, but if you read into the article a biatchances are you'll see that subby just copied the funny.
 
2008-09-03 12:20:34 AM  
You have no idea how long I laughed at this article. I truly have the sense of humor of an eight year old.
 
2008-09-03 12:20:50 AM  
FTFA:
The American Family Association had programmed its filter to replace the word "gay" with "homosexual", causing an article about sprinter Tyson Gay's triumph at the US Olympic trials to begin: "Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has."

Further on in the piece the runner was referred to as "the 25-year-old Homosexual"


Presented for you non-clickers.
 
2008-09-03 12:21:26 AM  
I feel safer.
 
2008-09-03 12:22:06 AM  
Buttociated Press reports that a masked buttailant has been randomly targetting pbuttengers on the Boston, Mbuttechusetts bus. Pbutterbies report that he tells a breastular tale of clbuttic love gone wrong and begins his random buttault.
 
2008-09-03 12:24:15 AM  
[image from ninthdoctor.time-and-space.co.uk too old to be available]

Buttbuttinate, buttbuttinate, buttbuttinate
 
2008-09-03 12:24:48 AM  
I put some Ben-Homosexual on my sore muscles tonight...
 
2008-09-03 12:25:06 AM  
penis.
 
2008-09-03 12:26:08 AM  

WhyteRaven74: Buttbuttinate, buttbuttinate, buttbuttinate


Nice try...but it's "Exterminate."

/geek
 
2008-09-03 12:27:13 AM  
I came in here just to say Buttbuttinate.
 
2008-09-03 12:27:25 AM  

lostcat: Umm...right from the Boobies, people were congratulating subby on his cleverness, but if you read into the article a biatchances are you'll see that subby just copied the funny.


Double filtering for smoother flavor.

LOL.
 
2008-09-03 12:28:17 AM  
Is there a definitive list of words filtered by Fark? I would like to peruse said list if so.

Boobies!!!
 
2008-09-03 12:28:49 AM  
"...buttbuttinated..."

What what?
 
2008-09-03 12:29:35 AM  
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
 
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