MissFeasance

Oh my.


I heard George Takei say that when I read your post, and I lol'd.

/Bobba Buey.

182: OH SNAP POP!

Fixed

"...is going to keep the child and marry the father"

Read as: 'Child, if you do not marry my daughter, they will never find your body.'

Haha! Noe the poor thing has to get married in order to support her mother's political aspirations!

I bet that was an awkward conversation.

OrlandoTwo4: hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahah i bet McCain is shooting himself right now...

You're not very bright, are you?

Etchy333: Remove all Republicans: For the good of the country, he should step aside and publicly support Obama.

Dude, I'm all for Obama, but can we at least PRETEND to have a vote?

We do have a vote. You can vote for him, or you can not vote. There's also McKinney and some other third-parties (which aren't in every state like Obama is), so there's still options. Either way, that saves us from the possibility of a McCain presidency and the Democrats can really put his money to good use. Win-win for everyone.

Oh, and by the way, if her kids are this out of control now, just wait until she's been out on the campaign trail for months, or if she's in the White House and has no time for kids.

Her down syndrome child will be slingin' crack rocks on Pennsylvania Ave. by March '09.


/what a dumb c*nt

No point for the Republican convention anymore, or even to vote. President-elect Obama has clinched the election.

Wow. I didn't know Republicans even liked sex.

Silly Replublitards and EMOcrats fighting over this non-story.

No wonder the nation is farked if this is newsworthy.

In all seriousness it is way more likely oldy-mc-cougar face mom had the sticky chromosomes and produced the tardo-trisomy

Bill Frist: Does this mean she had sex with mono?

HaHaHa!

This thread should produce plenty of facepalm pics.

That's some nice vetting there, Lou.

McFifenstein: 12349876: vegaswench: McFifenstein: Seventeen year old women are a GREAT way to judge someone else's character.

Yeah, no shiat. My mom was pregnant with me at 17, married my father, and life goes on. Granted, my grandmother wasn't running for VP, but still, is this possibly surprising that a 17 year old had sex? Come on...

No, but when right-wingers get all high and mighty about morals and shiat and then this happens it reeks of hypocrisy. Abstinence until marriage for you but for my kid it's okay.

I don't imagine things being 'okay' in the Palin household at the moment.

Doesn't this say something about McCain's vetting process? Shouldn't he have been prepared for this?

The issue with Palin isn't that she isn't ready to be President--and she's not. It's what her selection says about McCain:

1) McCain is as reckless as Bush.

2) McCain takes presidential decisions as seriously as Bush. He had only met her twice before selecting her--and had barely vetted her.

3) McCain thinks cynical old political games are more important than wise presidential decision making.

enoxo: It sure is nice to see democrats finally care about an unborn baby, and shocked, utterly shocked and dismayed, over teen pregnancy.

Idiots.

WEAK!

I'm having a hard time keeping track of all the anti-christs in this election:

1.Obama
2.McCain
3.Immaculate Buttsecks incestuous child of Sarah
4.bastard child of Sarah's daughter

/kidding
/hey, why is a woman never given the nomination for AC...a woman would be more "anti-" right?

captain_heroic44:

*Simulpost high five*

BTW, considering that I'm a moderate, and I have a fixation on MILFs, I can't believe how the Palin pick just pushed me into Obama's camp. It's shocking, really.

I find Palin to be absolutely repugnant. It's like wanting Elisabeth Hasselbeck to be vice president. Abstinence? Creationism?

Someone called her a "21st Century Woman" on another forum. How the hell can you be a 21st century woman if you want to take away women's rights?

RevMercutio: So Obama's to blame because sites that said his name somewhere also said this. Way to go, McCain campaign.

Does it seem to you that they picked up this loser as a candidate so they could cry "They said hope and change!!!!11!" and call the WWHAAAAAAMbulance any time any democrat anywhere made a comment on her sheer amount of FAIL?

/I bet they picked her so her daughter's pregnancy would bring the abortion debate front and center. Way to bring in the Hillary voters, McAnte-Deluvian!

Shotgun weddings and hypocrisy make for a great running mate!

Good job, Republican Senator Sidney McCain!

McFifenstein: Seventeen year old women are a GREAT way to judge someone else's character.

FTFY.

/I keep gettin older
//they stay the same age

DarnoKonrad:

You know who else was a pregnant minor hanging out with some old dude?



I'm starting to get the Hail Mary pass references.

Bill Frist Why isn't hte christian right up in arms about this sinful premartial pregnancy?

An intelligent person might look at that and rethink their assumptions.

Mutual Assured Destruction: I wonder what they'll name this one.

Trap.

/Ackbar for President

Sir Vanderhoot: captain_heroic44:

*Simulpost high five*

w00t!

DarthBrooks: So are we going with the hypocrisy of the Right on abstinence-only sex ed, or hypocrisy of the Left with attacking single moms for political ends?

Pox. Houses. Both.

The Palin's are saying that she's marrying the father, so apparently she won't be a single mom.

So that takes care of that pox, so it looks like you've only got one left.

I like Sarah Palin, I really do. But she isn't doing a good job of not looking like a hick. The Republican party in general looks more hickish by the second.

McFifenstein: moonscatter: Obama needs to be very carful here and let the media do all of the work. The less his campaign says, the better.

I don't think he'll be able to keep his mouth shut.

This is why you are dumb. Obama is a far more shrewd campaigner than McCain.

Eh, I dont think biden will say one word about this at the debate.

Sounds like young Bristol is getting an early start on her Clown Car..

/no abortion, no birth control, and no abstinence, and you end up like the family in the "Every sperm is sacred" song.

Sorry about that. My bad.

Mutual Assured Destruction: I wonder what they'll name this one.

Deuce.

MissFeasance: Oh my.

And the expert on being Teen Pregnant chimes in...

Good thing McCain shied away from Lieberman on account of the Family Values contingent.

This thread exploded kind of fast. It's at 168 comments as I type this. I'm expecting 200 once this is posted. This thread is going to be epic.

Are you kidding me? What century is this? Didn't her mom ever tell her about some of the wonderful new advances in reproductive science made in the past few decades? Could anyone possibly be that stupid? She doesn't come from a poor or uneducated background. Here, let me sum this up for any of you that may be unclear on the subject. If you don't use condoms or the pill, then penis+vagina+sperm+secretions+uterus=baby

I told ya she was a secret grandma!!!

Did they say who the father was? Or how long the daughter had known/been with the father? When is the wedding scheduled? This is important information.

Pics or it didn't happen.

clownpenis.fark: Eh, I dont think biden will say one word about this at the debate.

Maybe John Kerry should advise him on this.