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(MSNBC)   FEMA: Levees likely to be overtopped. Rest of the nation: Uh, can we get a refund or something?   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 328
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2008-09-01 12:21:55 PM
MIguy: Palin's 17 year old daughter is knocked up?

This wouldn't have happened if she had just let him put it in her pooper.

Let this be a lesson to all farkettes.
 
2008-09-01 12:22:09 PM
vegaswench: Walker: Palin's unmarried 17-year-old daughter pregnant. Family values at their highest!

I honestly don't care. Take that shiat to the politics tab. Jesus.


It's related. They released the news in the middle of Hurricane Gustav so it wouldn't get much coverage.
 
2008-09-01 12:22:24 PM
quickdraw: amaranthe: Gobobo: Wharrgarbl dog is interested in this post

All right, I have to ask - I've seen the Wharrgarbl meme, and I know it's the sound a dog makes trying to drink out of a hose, but what does it mean on Fark (or elsewhere) when people accuse others of it?

/ignorant and curious

It means somebody is making a lot of noise but no sense.


It always reminds me of the Murlocs in WOW.
 
2008-09-01 12:22:36 PM
toneskin

Muahahaha!!!
 
2008-09-01 12:22:42 PM
Walker: It's related. They released the news in the middle of Hurricane Gustav so it wouldn't get much coverage.

*nods slowly*

yeah, still don't care.
 
2008-09-01 12:23:34 PM
fark politics, Im all about wind, rain and destruction today
 
2008-09-01 12:23:45 PM
How many of you loudcapping douchebags with something snarky to say actually PAID any money to new orleans rebuilding?

Yeah, i thought so. God is your witness, biatch.

/immature minded retards.
 
2008-09-01 12:23:49 PM
vegaswench: Walker: Palin's unmarried 17-year-old daughter pregnant. Family values at their highest!

I honestly don't care. Take that shiat to the politics tab. Jesus.


Actually, it appears the "babygate" rumor was started by an evangelical. User ArcXIX had only logged onto Kos once before posting the babygate rumor--to defend his Christian faith.
 
2008-09-01 12:23:59 PM
Palin's unmarried 17-year-old daughter pregnant. Family values at their highest!

Her panties were breached by a surge of a different kind.
 
2008-09-01 12:24:46 PM
Governor is on MSNBC.
 
2008-09-01 12:25:04 PM
Walker: vegaswench: Walker: Palin's unmarried 17-year-old daughter pregnant. Family values at their highest!

I honestly don't care. Take that shiat to the politics tab. Jesus.

It's related. They released the news in the middle of Hurricane Gustav so it wouldn't get much coverage.



If by "they" you mean DailyKos... Let's keep this on-topic?
 
2008-09-01 12:26:07 PM
Bonzy20: Let's keep this on-topic?

Exactly. Thank you.
 
2008-09-01 12:26:07 PM
Gustav, the greatest thing to possibly happen to the RNC convention. They had nothing to say of any value, and would have spent a lot of effort to pull the "woman voter bloc" from Hillary onto whats-her-name. In keeping with true Republican Family Values (tm), the multi-billion dollar corporate whore sponsors are asking the faithful sheeple to send in money for relief. WTF is up with that? Why doesn't McCain ask the Corporate Oil Industries to donate ONE FARKING DAY'S WORTH OF PROFITS? Or would that be committing a mortal sin?

Related to the topic: Republicans creating a fund raising opportunity to help out Americans (who gives a shiate what state they live in?) and being on the ball this time is reintroducing a degree of respectability to the republican party. To say that McCain isn't riding this wave (pun intended) into the polls would be disingenuous at best.

/Non-winger, no respect for BS from either team.
 
2008-09-01 12:27:46 PM
fredklein: quickdraw: amaranthe: Gobobo: Wharrgarbl dog is interested in this post

All right, I have to ask - I've seen the Wharrgarbl meme, and I know it's the sound a dog makes trying to drink out of a hose, but what does it mean on Fark (or elsewhere) when people accuse others of it?

/ignorant and curious

It means somebody is making a lot of noise but no sense.

It always reminds me of the Murlocs in WOW.


If I remember right, there's a named murloc in Azuremyst Island with a similar title ( in "" marks, like a guild title). I think I had to kill him for my draenei mage quest.
 
2008-09-01 12:28:05 PM
Fark U
How many of you loudcapping douchebags with something snarky to say actually PAID any money to new orleans rebuilding?


Every one of us who is employed. Next question?
 
2008-09-01 12:28:39 PM
hyperflame: Rebuild New Orleans inland, then rebuild only the port operations, railway networks, trucking services, etc at the coast. Link New Orleans (or New New Orleans, w/e you want to call it) and suburbs with high speed rail lines to carry workers from their homes to their work daily. When the next hurricane comes, New Orleans will be relatively safe.

In most countries this would seem like a plan.
 
2008-09-01 12:29:13 PM
Since people were so quick to blame Bush and his administration for Katrina, will they be just as quick to praise him for Gustav?
 
2008-09-01 12:29:37 PM
Fark U: How many of you loudcapping douchebags with something snarky to say actually PAID any money to new orleans rebuilding?

Why would anyone willingly pay to fix New Orleans? That's farking stupid.

Of course, anyone who pays taxes was forced to pay to "rebuild" that shiathole.
 
2008-09-01 12:29:46 PM
Two problems can be solved at once. Promise illegal immigrants citizen status if they spend 2 hours per day for the next year building up the levees and repairing the city.

No pay, they just get to be legal. But they are allowed to hold paying jobs as well for the duration of their repair efforts.
 
2008-09-01 12:30:13 PM
Fark U: How many of you loudcapping douchebags with something snarky to say actually PAID any money to new orleans rebuilding?

Yeah, i thought so. God is your witness, biatch.

/immature minded retards.


I also pay for tons of babies and people to sit at home and not work, douchebag!
 
2008-09-01 12:31:25 PM
oh what the hell, been a while since ive done these

img366.imageshack.us

mods if nsfw, pls link, thanks
 
2008-09-01 12:32:48 PM
PeriRies: This wouldn't have happened if she had just let him put it in her pooper.

Let this be a lesson to all farkettes.


It's okay to come out of the closet now, really.

Let this be a lesson to all Farkers.
 
2008-09-01 12:33:46 PM
IrishSignora: Still watching Fox News -- apparently a barge broke its moorings in the Industrial Canal. A similar loose barge breached the levee there during Katrina. Can someone explain why there would still be a barge in that canal?


It's because of... George Bush,


it's because of... terrorists,


it's... FEMA...


No it's....




GLOBAL WARMING!!!



We didn't listen!
We DIDN'T listen!!
We DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
WE DIDN'T LISTEN....

 
2008-09-01 12:34:29 PM
Fark U: How many of you loudcapping douchebags with something snarky to say actually PAID any money to new orleans rebuilding?

Yeah, i thought so. God is your witness, biatch.

/immature minded retards.


No, but I do pay my taxes. Not my fault if the government decides to waste my money bombing brown people instead of actually helping its own people.

Idiot.
 
2008-09-01 12:35:47 PM
Fark U: How many of you loudcapping douchebags with something snarky to say actually PAID any money to new orleans rebuilding?

Yeah, i thought so. God is your witness, biatch.

/immature minded retards.


And would you help pay for the rebuilding of the home of one of those Californian idiots who builds on an eroding cliff face and then is surprised when their house falls off into the ocean? Or perhaps those who choose to live below an active volcano?

It doesn't matter if it's one idiot or a whole city of them. I'm not paying for their stupidity. I have donated to rebuilding efforts for places that suffer unexpected disasters, but if you choose to sleep on the train tracks then don't expect me to give you a helping hand to replace the one that got cut off.
 
2008-09-01 12:38:00 PM
"Juno whose daughter is pregnant?"

Probably wont get the green, but I thought it was worth noting.
 
2008-09-01 12:38:47 PM
It is like a zoo here. We have 400 evacuees two blocks from my office.
 
2008-09-01 12:39:51 PM
Wang of Jesus: It is like a zoo here. We have 400 evacuees two blocks from my office.

I hope they get to go home soon, for their sake and the refugee cities' sake.
 
2008-09-01 12:40:01 PM
Well, this hurricane was a dud. Nice to see New Orleans catch a break, although I am not sure the tv networks would agree. Some of them seem disappointed by the whole thing.
 
2008-09-01 12:40:12 PM
Civil_War2_Time: The simple solution is to have some drive in your life, and quit blaming everyone else for your current situation.

I agree but unfortunately lack of drive seems to be epidemic in the US. I blame beer, weed, prozac, internet porn and GTA. I usually see more drive in single moms on welfare than 90% of the middle class white guys I meet under 35.

When you can get all your needs met by sitting on your sofa very few will bother to leave the house.
 
2008-09-01 12:41:32 PM
vegaswench: Wang of Jesus: It is like a zoo here. We have 400 evacuees two blocks from my office.

I hope they get to go home soon, for their sake and the refugee cities' sake.


It would be for the cities sake.
 
2008-09-01 12:46:19 PM
Ima10urin8: fark politics, Im all about wind, rain and destruction today

To heck with Republicans OR Democrats -- I've decided to run for POTUS, and I'm doing pretty damn well so far. Click here to support me: http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=416e67656c6c657c4368616e646c6572
 
2008-09-01 12:46:56 PM
rat shiat bat shiat dirty old twat
sixty nine assholes tied in a know
hooray
lizard shiat
fark!

Go Gustav go! Kick the shiat out of that city! Yeah go 2-0 nature v. NOLA! Wee!
 
2008-09-01 12:49:55 PM
Meanwhile, my ex-roommate's parents have been trying to sell their house in Baton Rouge for about a year. They even had open house yesterday.

ANY TAKERS?
 
2008-09-01 12:50:33 PM
Thanks for that link earlier, vegaswench.

You're the ultimate news junkie. :)
 
2008-09-01 12:51:58 PM
make me some tea: Thanks for that link earlier, vegaswench.

You're the ultimate news junkie. :)


You're welcome. Yes, I am a news junkie, much to the SO's dismay...
 
2008-09-01 12:56:43 PM
I blame beer, weed, prozac, internet porn and GTA.

How dare you blame three of my vices as being the cause of other people's problems!

Drinking a beer right now, have one bowl left to savor, and have naked ladies in 2-D at the ready.
 
2008-09-01 12:59:35 PM
Looks like this thread emptied out and everyone's latched onto the Palin GILF story. Good. Let's get back to 'cane watching!
 
2008-09-01 12:59:37 PM
FlippityFlap: toneskin
Unfortunately, your initial supposition is incorrect, just because you say x=2, doesn't necessarily makes it so. I responded to you with my own sarcastic post, and you then made a blanket claim,that "anyone who responds is stupid". Which in and of itself, is patently ridiculous as that is exactly what this forum is created for. A far more accurate statement from you would be, " I really need to get a life, laid, whatever....I am trolling on the internet."


Ahhhhh...The old double sarcastic troll reverse turnaround with a 3/4 twist. Its the oldest trick on the tubes.
 
2008-09-01 01:00:41 PM
Evac u late
i37.tinypic.com

i34.tinypic.com
looks like a small boat could break that wall
 
2008-09-01 01:06:51 PM
OH shiat IT'S MICHAEL PHELPS

entertainmentweakly.com

THAT HURRICANE IS farkED
 
2008-09-01 01:07:18 PM
Kongressman Grandma: KIA: This man versus nature story will not end well - but when do they ever? You'd think someone might learn a valuable lesson somewhere...

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such educational films as "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".


History shows again and again
how nature points up the folly of man.

/More cowbell!
 
2008-09-01 01:14:05 PM
Bobby Jindal to speak in 15-20 minutes, per local ch. 6.
 
2008-09-01 01:15:48 PM
This would be a bad time to have a Tsunami...
those walls should be about 20' higher
by the time everyone comes back, another storm will threaten...
or will they close the city till nov 22?
 
2008-09-01 01:17:04 PM
mikaloyd: FlippityFlap: toneskin
Unfortunately, your initial supposition is incorrect, just because you say x=2, doesn't necessarily makes it so. I responded to you with my own sarcastic post, and you then made a blanket claim,that "anyone who responds is stupid". Which in and of itself, is patently ridiculous as that is exactly what this forum is created for. A far more accurate statement from you would be, " I really need to get a life, laid, whatever....I am trolling on the internet."

Ahhhhh...The old double sarcastic troll reverse turnaround with a 3/4 twist. Its the oldest trick on the tubes.


He didn't even stick the landing
 
2008-09-01 01:23:33 PM
AlanSmithee reporting from Ottawa.
It's a nice September day. I just cracked open my girlfriend's head with a beer because she's a slow cooker. Hope you Farkers are fine with that.
 
2008-09-01 01:27:26 PM
rezin8

Sustained winds over 100 mph. Total devistation.

29 minutes ago from txt
The brick wall on the a building just collapsed. 40 minutes ago from txt "

The Last Twit...
 
2008-09-01 01:33:27 PM
tonesskin: What kind of farking morans move back there? I'm from the area, and I will never go back. Unless my choice was there or Texas. Because, dear lord, there is no place worse than Texas.

I've been to worse. Although the weather absolutely sucks six months of the year. And then there are the fundies. And the dry towns. Fire ants. Large population of dumb asses who believe everything politicians say.
 
2008-09-01 01:41:09 PM
Hurricane Hannah....
Heading for NYC
 
2008-09-01 01:43:58 PM
Screw you guys. I'm going to live in the base of this volcano, and expect FEMA to bail me out if something bad happens every couple of years.
 
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