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(Some Swede)   Oh, what a lovely dress. And a steal at only 200 Kronor. And...DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT HANGING BETWEEN HER LEGS?   (halens.se) divider line 239
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2008-09-01 07:44:27 AM
Behøld the pøwer øf Fark.se?
 
2008-09-01 07:46:12 AM
Schlong gone? Done wrong!
 
2008-09-01 07:54:52 AM
I wonder if anyone who actually, you know, lives in Sweden ever noticed or cared before submitter got ahold of this.
 
2008-09-01 07:57:19 AM
The only thing dumber than thinking this even looks like a penis is thinking it could be the tree. The trees are obviously *way* the hell behind her. The only thing directly behind her is sand - and the back part of her own thin skirt. Said skirt being back-lit by the light reflecting off the sand, it is semi-transparent. Which is why the folded cloth at the back of the shirt shows up as a shadow where it does. It is so obvious I can't believe subby gave the picture a second glance.
 
2008-09-01 08:04:25 AM
via Photoshop Disasters (new window), subby?
 
2008-09-01 08:10:58 AM
Jamieboy: The headline made me choke on my bagel and LOL. Then, eager to read TFA, I clicked and got Bäste kund. What the hell does Bäste kund mean? And what was hanging between her legs?

Best Customer

It would appear they've retouched it :(
 
2008-09-01 08:12:54 AM
jdemartino: The only thing dumber than thinking this even looks like a penis is thinking it could be the tree. The trees are obviously *way* the hell behind her. The only thing directly behind her is sand - and the back part of her own thin skirt. Said skirt being back-lit by the light reflecting off the sand, it is semi-transparent. Which is why the folded cloth at the back of the shirt shows up as a shadow where it does. It is so obvious I can't believe subby gave the picture a second glance.


Huh? It was the tree stump, didn't see the original pic?
 
2008-09-01 08:20:22 AM
Gussie Fink-Nottle: Sweden!!!

Thou hath posted Gary Glitter, thou must repent.
 
2008-09-01 08:36:06 AM
It would appear someone in their advertising department reads Fark.
 
2008-09-01 08:36:42 AM
jdemartino: The only thing dumber than thinking this even looks like a penis is thinking it could be the tree. The trees are obviously *way* the hell behind her. The only thing directly behind her is sand - and the back part of her own thin skirt. Said skirt being back-lit by the light reflecting off the sand, it is semi-transparent. Which is why the folded cloth at the back of the shirt shows up as a shadow where it does. It is so obvious I can't believe subby gave the picture a second glance.

The pic has been changed dumbo.
 
2008-09-01 09:00:02 AM
DemonEater: Looks like they just DID retouch it.

Ha! Beat ya to it!
 
2008-09-01 09:01:54 AM
LordRosco: It would appear someone in their advertising department reads Fark.

They probably noticed the servers being swamped, found who was linking to them, discovered the thread, and then changed it before I even got to have a laugh. :(
 
2008-09-01 09:23:32 AM
behold the power of fark
 
2008-09-01 09:24:16 AM
I just spent 5 minutes of my damn life trying to figure out what exactly was wrong with that picture...and now I find out it's changed? Should have come to the thread first!
 
2008-09-01 09:28:13 AM
www.halens.se

This may be porn.
 
2008-09-01 09:33:30 AM
What is that between her legs? My guess would be: Your imagination.
 
2008-09-01 09:35:18 AM
They fixed it apparently.

Picture has been edited!
 
2008-09-01 09:36:19 AM
Kurmudgeon: I know what that is, when my mom's cat used to eat the tinsel off of the Christmas tree, sometimes she'd get hangers after taking a dump. Then she'd run around with a turd hanging by some tinsel just a swingin.....
Obviously, the sweet young lady needs to be kept away from the Christmas tree.
Christmas does start earlier over there, I believe.


Thank you for that. I laughed until tears were streaming down my face. Great way to start the day.
 
2008-09-01 09:42:47 AM
i116.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-01 09:48:06 AM
the magazine co airbrushed the turd after it was found to be hanging from her ass. when i first looked at the pic i could not figure out wtf was the problem, but went to see all the posts anyway, and thanks to a few of you copying it to fark i saw, gagged, threw up a lil in my mouth, and then decided that is either a turd, or a cock. i really hope it was a goffering terd,,,no matter how long.
 
2008-09-01 09:49:02 AM

Original pic, and I'm too lazy to post a close up view of that area. But if you zoom in, it doesn't look like a fold. It could be something in the ground that the rest of her body is blocking.


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2008-09-01 09:49:51 AM
Brockway: It's called a tree:

that is the most farked up tree i ever would have saw,, it is turd.
 
2008-09-01 09:50:24 AM
PYROY: She's cooter poopin.

Wasn't Cooter Poopin a character on Hee Haw?
 
2008-09-01 09:52:43 AM
Heh, I was staring at that girl's crotch for 5 minutes before I read down far enough into the thread to realize they touched up the pics.

Not that it was time wasted or anything.
 
2008-09-01 09:53:28 AM
Behold the power of fark! Gettin' Swedish pictures airbrushed.
 
2008-09-01 09:56:42 AM
I could be watching the reports about the hurricane or following this crucial investigative thread.


/hurricanes come and go
 
2008-09-01 09:57:58 AM
hmmm... her chubby went away... must be cold.
 
2008-09-01 09:59:58 AM
7473r4: The back of the dress, retard.

THIS. Duh.
 
2008-09-01 10:02:03 AM
That's one hell of a hemorrhoid.
 
2008-09-01 10:08:52 AM
Those are some Huge Hands!
 
2008-09-01 10:09:27 AM
Qatmandu: That's one hell of a hemorrhoid.

THAT's what you saw in that suggestive situation? A HEMMORRHOID?
 
2008-09-01 10:11:15 AM
Joce678 has it right. That's part of the dress.
 
2008-09-01 10:13:24 AM
Yeah, but how about the bird crap on her sleeve? HUH?
 
2008-09-01 10:14:45 AM
maybe her taco popped
 
2008-09-01 10:16:15 AM
IshadymilkmanI: Qatmandu: That's one hell of a hemorrhoid.

THAT's what you saw in that suggestive situation? A HEMMORRHOID?


All the dick/balls/clit/turd/streelight gags had been taken.

/too late for a low-hanging fruit joke?
 
2008-09-01 10:18:00 AM
Um... the image you're posting to the thread is NOT the image on the web page. Did they fix it?
 
2008-09-01 10:20:48 AM
dillenger69: You can clearly see it's a penis if you zoom in.

NSFW (new window)


You sir, are a bastard. That got me right in the eye and now I have to clear my browser history. Thanks.
 
2008-09-01 10:23:26 AM
This is a fukkin stupid greenlight. Made even stupider by the retards who have to go around elbowing everyone saying "LOOK!!!! HURR HURR SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DORK HURR HURR!!! ISN'T THIS FUNNY HURR HURR!! IT'S ON FARK SO IT'S FUNNY HURR HURR!!"

You know who the fark you are.
 
2008-09-01 10:26:43 AM
meshman: Um... the image you're posting to the thread is NOT the image on the web page. Did they fix it?

Yes.
 
2008-09-01 10:26:58 AM
Norad: This is a fukkin stupid greenlight. Made even stupider by the retards who have to go around elbowing everyone saying "LOOK!!!! HURR HURR SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DORK HURR HURR!!! ISN'T THIS FUNNY HURR HURR!! IT'S ON FARK SO IT'S FUNNY HURR HURR!!"

You know who the fark you are.


YEAH, GET SERIOUS THERE PEOPLE!
 
2008-09-01 10:29:27 AM
Gwendolyn: It's the tree behind her.

Nope, the tree would have to be 15 feet or less behind her. That's just the cloth on the back side of her as was mentioned earlier. It took me a while to even figure out what someone MIGHT have been seeing.

-1 subby for really-gotta-grasp-at-straws-to-see-it.
 
2008-09-01 10:32:45 AM
Norad: This is a fukkin stupid greenlight. Made even stupider by the retards who have to go around elbowing everyone saying "LOOK!!!! HURR HURR SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DORK HURR HURR!!! ISN'T THIS FUNNY HURR HURR!! IT'S ON FARK SO IT'S FUNNY HURR HURR!!"

You know who the fark you are.


Fark.com: Serious Business
 
2008-09-01 10:33:06 AM
phaseolus: It's probably just an overlapped area of cloth, a kind of a pleat, on the back of the skirt.

Still shoulda been retouched...


That's what it looks like to me.

Model is adorable; wonder if she likes C++ and Kant. Probably not.
 
2008-09-01 10:33:43 AM
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Picture has been FarkedTM
Man they move fast
 
2008-09-01 10:35:02 AM
Joce678: Subby has an overactive imagination...

THIS!! Really folks. It's not a tree, or a penis. Sheesh, puhleeze people do not go into forensic science, I suspect some of you would perform DNA tests on a rock.
 
2008-09-01 10:36:13 AM
OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE: Kickstart UF: Clearly not a penis.

Now, I wonder why the submitter thought so...could it be that he thinks about man meat constantly?

Makes me think of that part in the Val Kilmer Batman where he's in Nicole Kidman's office and sees a framed picture and says,"Ah, I see you're fond of bats!" To which she replies, "no, that's an inkblot, we see what we want to see."


I thought I saw an image of the Virgin Mary.... Uh, what did ya'll see again....
 
2008-09-01 10:38:43 AM
Brockway: It's called a tree:

No, it's not. The tree is too far back in the background for the angle that the camera has on her. It's the back side of her dress without a doubt. Hell, your crooked tree illustration should point that out well enough but you did a fine job of not letting the facts get in the way of your opinion.
 
2008-09-01 10:41:36 AM
I could only see the retouched version, and I thought it looked like the hairiest clam I've ever seen, like a brood of clock spiders popping out of her vagina, crotch spider's hatching egg sack, if you will.
 
2008-09-01 10:42:13 AM
Nuclear Monk: Despite the obvious fact its a tree, the photographer should've caught that.

Despite the obvious fact that it's NOT, you should've caught that.
 
2008-09-01 10:43:02 AM
My right thumb.
 
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