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(Some Swede)   Oh, what a lovely dress. And a steal at only 200 Kronor. And...DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT HANGING BETWEEN HER LEGS?   (halens.se) divider line 239
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2008-09-01 03:35:35 AM
i found the salami. it was sandy and unfulfilling.
 
2008-09-01 03:37:58 AM
It's the motherfuc*ing Bridge To Nowhere.
 
2008-09-01 03:39:24 AM
lol
 
2008-09-01 03:39:58 AM
I'd hit it.

/with a reach-around bonus.
 
2008-09-01 03:40:55 AM
This thread is just BEGGING for a certain farker who has made a reputation for himself by posting horrifying picture links, most often with the letters NSFW in a big bold font beside them...

/what, I'm not allowed to call him out, right?
//can we make a "Summon Gorgor" card?
 
2008-09-01 03:41:48 AM
A chuckle to go with my morning coffee...how kind subby,

/its obviously a penis
//penis is the new black
 
2008-09-01 03:41:58 AM
Kurmudgeon: I know what that is, when my mom's cat used to eat the tinsel off of the Christmas tree, sometimes she'd get hangers after taking a dump. Then she'd run around with a turd hanging by some tinsel just a swingin.....
Obviously, the sweet young lady needs to be kept away from the Christmas tree.
Christmas does start earlier over there, I believe.


whaa?
this is the f*ing best thing that i've heard all week -
 
2008-09-01 03:42:43 AM
My first concerns were what the HELL is she doing with her hands??

And OH MY GOD those are the world's most knobbly knees!!

Having a penis is about the only good thing going for her.
 
2008-09-01 03:43:54 AM
GalleyWench: It's the motherfuc*ing Bridge To Nowhere.

Damn you - I am so glad I didn't get that bowl of ice cream to eat while Farking...

/just cleaned the sheets
 
2008-09-01 03:44:58 AM
clenis.
 
2008-09-01 03:52:10 AM
Joce678: Subby has an overactive imagination...
Its the goddamn tree behind her. These jokes really get ruined when idiots waste their time with mspaint making shiat up.
 
2008-09-01 03:55:03 AM
real_headhoncho: It's a streelight.

A Swedish fleshlight?

Ad copy:

Vad tycker du om din produkt?
Skriv en kommentar nu!


I think the model forgot to securely "tycker" his "Vad". His "Skriv" is flapping in the breeze.
 
2008-09-01 03:56:46 AM
sömthïng lïttle lïke thïs?

i42.photobucket.com

/ umlaubpoints. love them I do.
 
2008-09-01 03:57:51 AM
insomniac8400: Joce678: Subby has an overactive imagination...
Its the goddamn tree behind her. These jokes really get ruined when idiots waste their time with mspaint making shiat up.


I would have expected a palm tree to have a bigger penis.
 
2008-09-01 04:02:24 AM
dillenger69: You can clearly see it's a penis if you zoom in.

NSFW (new window)


I simply MUST remember to check the url before I click the link :-(
 
2008-09-01 04:02:26 AM
Bjorn Borg?
 
2008-09-01 04:06:44 AM
Gyrfalcon: "Presented for your approval, one stunningly hot Swedish babe. One enigmatic shadow on her dress. And this week's adventure into...the Twilight Zone."

that was beautiful, man.
 
2008-09-01 04:07:15 AM
ursomniac: GalleyWench: It's the motherfuc*ing Bridge To Nowhere.

Damn you - I am so glad I didn't get that bowl of ice cream to eat while Farking...

/just cleaned the sheets


mmmm, ice cream.
 
2008-09-01 04:07:43 AM
I've seen a few 'shops in my time.... and yes, do it!
 
2008-09-01 04:10:31 AM
Only conclusion to be drawn is that subby has a needle dick.
 
2008-09-01 04:11:28 AM
phaseolus: ... Still shoulda been retouched...

Wouldn't that just make it bigger?
 
2008-09-01 04:17:38 AM
Thinking By Numbers: Bjorn Borg?

Resistance is penile.
 
2008-09-01 04:31:39 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Or the guys doing the layout should have. And the 3 editors that probably approved of it before going to print. Or in the case of "fark it, she was such a biatch to work with, we noticed it and just decided to let it go and see what happens".

It's not a very high class catalogue, they probably only took one picture of that tunika.

But i wonder which farker it is that reads the Halens catalogue so carefully. I suspect it's a boy farker... Makes me nervous.
 
2008-09-01 04:33:04 AM
some swedish girl: fanbladesaresharp: Or the guys doing the layout should have. And the 3 editors that probably approved of it before going to print. Or in the case of "fark it, she was such a biatch to work with, we noticed it and just decided to let it go and see what happens".

It's not a very high class catalogue, they probably only took one picture of that tunika.

But i wonder which farker it is that reads the Halens catalogue so carefully. I suspect it's a boy farker... Makes me nervous.



David Lee Roth desperately clinging to delusions of a comeback.
 
2008-09-01 04:35:20 AM
Bucky Katt: dillenger69: You can clearly see it's a penis if you zoom in.

NSFW (new window)

oh, no you don't. i am NOT clicking on anything with "shemale" in the url. you're my kind of scum.


I am weeping uncontrollably.
 
2008-09-01 04:39:04 AM
Like hell that's a fold in the skirt.
 
2008-09-01 04:45:42 AM
Maybe the model took a laxative before the shoot? That would be a whole 'nother can o' worms.

/Something like that.
 
2008-09-01 04:57:33 AM
Those goddamned Swedes.

First IKEA, then this.
 
2008-09-01 05:15:31 AM
I don't know what it is, but I see Sam Rockwell running around panicking.
 
2008-09-01 05:19:40 AM
The headline made me choke on my bagel and LOL. Then, eager to read TFA, I clicked and got Bäste kund. What the hell does Bäste kund mean? And what was hanging between her legs?
 
2008-09-01 05:23:43 AM
Jamieboy: The headline made me choke on my bagel and LOL. Then, eager to read TFA, I clicked and got Bäste kund. What the hell does Bäste kund mean?

Swedish for "Crying Game".

/meatballs included.
 
2008-09-01 05:29:33 AM
Bizarro: Those goddamned Swedes.

First IKEA, then this.


Nah. Blame the Danish. They have all those offensive cartoons and palm trees down there. Some model with a trunk is childsplay.
 
2008-09-01 05:37:14 AM
I've heard the myth about Washington's wooden teeth, but this is the first time ever I've heard of a sweedish wooden clitoris! Heck, I've gotta get me one of those! XD
 
2008-09-01 05:43:34 AM
Gwendolyn: It's the tree behind her.

The aspen is mightier...
 
2008-09-01 06:02:54 AM
No way is that a woman bestsmileys.com
 
2008-09-01 06:18:35 AM
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2008-09-01 06:20:39 AM
seabass242: Gwendolyn: phaseolus: It's probably just an overlapped area of cloth, a kind of a pleat, on the back of the skirt.

Still shoulda been retouched...

It's the tree behind her.

No it's overlapped cloth like he said. Do you not have any depth perception?


Two images are required for that.
 
2008-09-01 06:25:04 AM
rga184

She better be careful, she might get that caught between the slats of the beach chairs.


Beat me to it.
 
2008-09-01 06:39:04 AM
She tried to sneak off with some of her breakfast to eat later, but she doesn't have pockets.

i38.tinypic.com
 
2008-09-01 06:42:41 AM
apparently someone needs Arbysoplasty
 
2008-09-01 06:48:06 AM
stupidest greenlight today
 
2008-09-01 06:53:18 AM
Vad tycker du om din produkt?
Skriv en kommentar nu!


What do you think about your product
Post a comment now!

What the hell does Bäste kund mean?
Dear customer
 
2008-09-01 07:15:27 AM
They seem to have retouched the larger version of the picture...

www.halens.se

/hotlinked...let's see if this holds up
 
2008-09-01 07:19:45 AM
img230.imageshack.us

Sweden!!!
 
2008-09-01 07:25:43 AM
Haha - they've totally fixed the pics now.

I hope they are grateful to Fark.
 
2008-09-01 07:28:37 AM
Its not the peener that bothers me, don't her hands look like a mans hands?
 
2008-09-01 07:28:55 AM
bonno: Haha - they've totally fixed the pics now.

I hope they are grateful to Fark.



Boooo! Was better before :p
 
2008-09-01 07:29:37 AM
Looks like they just DID retouch it.
www.halens.se

See? Gone.
 
2008-09-01 07:32:15 AM
DemonEater: Looks like they just DID retouch it.


Wow... I think it looks even more like a schlong now!
 
2008-09-01 07:38:04 AM
RealFarknMcCoy2: Am I really the only one who thought subby must have been looking at this?? Really?

No it was the first thing I saw!
 
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