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(Some Swede)   Oh, what a lovely dress. And a steal at only 200 Kronor. And...DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT HANGING BETWEEN HER LEGS?   (halens.se) divider line 239
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2008-09-01 02:15:38 AM
her knees are waaaay too sharp to belong to a female.

/penis.
 
2008-09-01 02:15:54 AM
Hey Baby, How's it Hanging?

/Suave
//Rico
 
2008-09-01 02:18:35 AM
DON'TBUY!!!!PACKAGE DAMAGED!!!HORRIBLESELLER!!!@@$!%!$!!!
 
2008-09-01 02:19:55 AM
Do. Not. Want.
 
2008-09-01 02:20:30 AM
www.adultswim.co.uk
Deedleedleee!
 
2008-09-01 02:22:49 AM
Is there an attached nut involved?
 
2008-09-01 02:23:58 AM
It's the back of the dress, bumblefark.

What, you thought the back side of the dress just ends at her waist and lets her ass hang out ompletely?
 
2008-09-01 02:24:16 AM
Sharp.

Knees.
 
2008-09-01 02:26:07 AM
Clearly not a penis.

Now, I wonder why the submitter thought so...could it be that he thinks about man meat constantly?
 
2008-09-01 02:26:13 AM
Well, there are refugees (evacuees) from NOLA coming in to TX -- we have to rightly assume those of a female persuasion might not actually be. Pity the fool who has to do the Crocodile Dundee maneuver to find out.
 
2008-09-01 02:26:43 AM
Umm.. I think thats just the shadow of the material folding on itself behind her...



No?

Ok.. Ok.. Its PENIS! Ya happy??!1? Penis..!


/yessriee..
 
2008-09-01 02:27:38 AM
to everyone ripping on the subby about what it truely is, i am sure they are quite aware that it's not what was implied, you are all dumb arses.....if subby DID think it is what was implied...well than the subby is a dumb fark

that's all i got
 
2008-09-01 02:29:57 AM
confidence
 
2008-09-01 02:32:30 AM
Otto's_Jacket: She looks just like a girl I work with.



/from the waist down
//goddamn Christmas party


WIN
 
2008-09-01 02:32:53 AM
Just a really, really badly composed shot, it's the trunk of the tree behind the model.

And yes, it was funny.
 
2008-09-01 02:33:39 AM
retro128: A severe case of roast beef.

double WIN
 
2008-09-01 02:35:03 AM
It's called a tree:

www.halens.sebrock.lenzus.com
 
2008-09-01 02:36:38 AM
I CAN HAZ TRANDAY?

www1.asiansexyshemales.com
 
2008-09-01 02:36:39 AM
She better be careful, she might get that caught between the slats of the beach chairs.
 
2008-09-01 02:36:45 AM
peachpicker: Deedleedleee!

WIN.

Did you get that thing I sent ya?
 
2008-09-01 02:37:36 AM
LACES OUT!
 
2008-09-01 02:37:40 AM
For gods' sake, it's just a penis. I mean come on, we've all got one. You know, except for you female Farkers. If you exist, which I'm not sure of, really.

Seriously, settle down.
 
2008-09-01 02:38:20 AM
Ray Finkle?
 
2008-09-01 02:40:30 AM
Kickstart UF: Clearly not a penis.

Now, I wonder why the submitter thought so...could it be that he thinks about man meat constantly?


Makes me think of that part in the Val Kilmer Batman where he's in Nicole Kidman's office and sees a framed picture and says,"Ah, I see you're fond of bats!" To which she replies, "no, that's an inkblot, we see what we want to see."
 
2008-09-01 02:41:29 AM
endlessoul: peachpicker: Deedleedleee!

WIN.

Did you get that thing I sent ya?


If you haven't see it yet, you'll love this video. It's mesmerizing.

img392.imageshack.us
 
2008-09-01 02:41:59 AM
 
2008-09-01 02:46:23 AM
Glass Joe: I CAN HAZ TRANDAY?

No. No you cannot.
 
2008-09-01 02:49:04 AM
Dam Halens?
Dan Halen?

www.babydeathtrap.com



/ linky be hot
 
2008-09-01 02:49:48 AM
Outshined_One: Glass Joe: I CAN HAZ TRANDAY?

No. No you cannot.


Me, I love tranny porn. It keeps my mind just off balance enough that I stop thinking about fapping and just fap on instinct. Kinda like when I breathe through my eyelids.

/the rose goes in the front, big guy
 
2008-09-01 02:51:04 AM
Well, she's certainly a grower and not a show-er.

/beside the whole "skirt being see-through" thing
 
2008-09-01 02:58:29 AM
She should slap it on counters and stuff.
 
2008-09-01 03:00:35 AM
Poo
 
2008-09-01 03:02:35 AM
retro128: A severe case of roast beef.

Hey, I like roast beef.
 
2008-09-01 03:04:13 AM
i wanna kick her in the nutsack!
 
2008-09-01 03:11:02 AM
Either a tree or.... folds?


/or a dude
 
2008-09-01 03:11:27 AM
bp2.blogger.com

This was in the 1975 Sears catalog and the penis-like object has yet to be explained.

I think after 33 years we deserve an explanation, Sears!
 
2008-09-01 03:12:23 AM
Hey! It's a tree.
 
2008-09-01 03:13:32 AM
Am I really the only one who thought subby must have been looking at this?? Really?www.mccoy.net.au
 
2008-09-01 03:15:10 AM
OMG!!! She has no FINGERTIPS!!!
 
2008-09-01 03:18:11 AM
It looks like she's taking a crap out of her vagina, which I always suspected was possible.
 
2008-09-01 03:19:45 AM
Gwendolyn: phaseolus: It's probably just an overlapped area of cloth, a kind of a pleat, on the back of the skirt.

Still shoulda been retouched...

It's the tree behind her.


No it's overlapped cloth like he said. Do you not have any depth perception?
 
2008-09-01 03:20:30 AM
A carne asada ?
 
2008-09-01 03:22:14 AM
Geoduck?
 
2008-09-01 03:22:47 AM
www.memphismemories.org

"Presented for your approval, one stunningly hot Swedish babe. One enigmatic shadow on her dress. And this week's adventure into...the Twilight Zone."
 
2008-09-01 03:24:02 AM
Despite the obvious fact its a tree, the photographer should've caught that.
 
2008-09-01 03:27:41 AM
She's cooter poopin.
 
2008-09-01 03:30:05 AM
Kickstart UF: Clearly not a penis.

Now, I wonder why the submitter thought so...could it be that he thinks about man meat constantly?


Subby never mentioned penis. You have a filthy mind.
 
2008-09-01 03:31:11 AM
i147.photobucket.com
 
2008-09-01 03:33:38 AM
seabass242: Gwendolyn: phaseolus: It's probably just an overlapped area of cloth, a kind of a pleat, on the back of the skirt.

Still shoulda been retouched...

It's the tree behind her.

No it's overlapped cloth like he said. Do you not have any depth perception?


Nuclear Monk: Despite the obvious fact its a tree, the photographer should've caught that.

Or the guys doing the layout should have. And the 3 editors that probably approved of it before going to print. Or in the case of "fark it, she was such a biatch to work with, we noticed it and just decided to let it go and see what happens".

/not like layout and production people and editors have ever taken creative "liberties" with anything. Nope. Not a chance.
 
2008-09-01 03:34:36 AM
 
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