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(Now Magazine)   Catwoman is the villain most filmgoers would like to see in "Dark Knight" sequel according to polls, and Megan Fox is voted best choice for the role   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 136
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2008-08-31 01:42:17 PM
Now there's an image I can fap to.
 
2008-08-31 01:55:04 PM
Sad sad article; its the worst of fanboi wankery combined
with the worst of Hollywood publicist wankery!

/Wouldn't mind some Meagan Fox wankery, just not her playing Catwoman
 
2008-08-31 02:09:01 PM
I swear to Elvis - if they made Dita Von Teese CatWoman, I'd break my Batman avoidance clause.
 
2008-08-31 02:12:45 PM
Christ, people are idiots.
 
2008-08-31 03:35:38 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: I swear to Elvis - if they made Dita Von Teese CatWoman, I'd break my Batman avoidance clause.

I was gonna say Kate Beckinsale but holy shiat
 
2008-08-31 03:37:41 PM
Johnny Depp as the Riddler would be pretty awesome, though. I hope they don't do the Penguin.

Cher as Catwoman -lol. I heard Angelina Jolie.
 
2008-08-31 04:09:27 PM
I was hoping they would do Egghead:
i98.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-31 04:12:12 PM
Dear god, no.
 
2008-08-31 04:17:00 PM
That's the worst idea I've ever heard. I would rather play with a jump to conclusions mat than watch that farking movie. It's really quite simple Batman 3 should evolve into a suspenseful drama, with a focus on Batman actual detective skills, don't get me wrong it should still have some intense action, but the plot itsel should involve a non-costume clad recluse serial-killer in the form of the riddler, if done correctly it should turn out to be very much like "Seven". Honestly, the only film I would watch Megan Fox in is a homemade porn.
 
2008-08-31 04:20:46 PM
Can TFers petition to have the tag corrected to "sad"? Subby = Fail
 
2008-08-31 04:26:24 PM
Megan Fox?

Maybe, although she's a little young.
 
2008-08-31 04:32:47 PM
Gilbert Gottfried as the Riddler for the greatest win of all-time.

"RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN - WHY IS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN?!"

"... I have no idea."

"YOU FOOL!"
 
2008-08-31 04:45:22 PM
Can't people think of someone better?

Geeze, it's like they just keep making the same two Batman movies over and over again.
 
2008-08-31 04:45:32 PM
Meat Loaf as the Joker!
 
2008-08-31 04:45:50 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Gilbert Gottfried as the Riddler for the greatest win of all-time.

"RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN - WHY IS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN?!"

"... I have no idea."

"YOU FOOL!"


Then you gotta shoehorn Penn and Teller in there somewhere.

May as Killer Croc and...wait for it...Hush?

/my for reals vote is for Hush
//Nolan would rock that story so hard
 
2008-08-31 04:46:22 PM
The primary reason these new Batman movies are working out so well is because they are using people who can actually act, not whoever just happens to be the flavor of the month.
 
2008-08-31 04:48:28 PM
we don't need batman turned into a chick flick, romance does not belong. maybe johnny depp as catwomen?
 
2008-08-31 04:49:25 PM
Wow... Sure she's extremely hot but a horrible actress. In about ten years she will be ready to settle down and play a wise ass sitcom wife who is married to fat guy. I can't imagine Nolan putting her in one of his movies on the other hand he wont tell Bale to knock it off with that ridiculous Batman voice.
 
2008-08-31 04:50:32 PM
Catwoman would be ok, but no Megan Fox. This is just fanboys voting with their dicks.

/PENGUIN-IVY
 
2008-08-31 04:52:09 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: I swear to Elvis - if they made Dita Von Teese CatWoman, I'd break my Batman avoidance clause.

obviously they are hurting pretty bad due to your lack of support. Seriously she cant act why not give the job to a professional
 
2008-08-31 04:52:19 PM
Meh.
 
2008-08-31 04:55:57 PM
Robert Downey Jr. should play Catwoman, he could totally pull it off.
 
2008-08-31 04:56:19 PM
Mentat: Catwoman would be ok, but no Megan Fox. This is just fanboys voting with their dicks.

Honestly, I don't think it's even them. Of all the posts in all the threads here and everywhere, has anybody actually seen more than a handful of people actually wanting to see Catwoman in this movie? At all? Has Nolan suddenly changed his mind about not wanting to ever use Catwoman in a movie? Somebody's press agent said "You should be Catwoman!" and then somebody else's press agent said "You'd make a better Catwoman than she would!" and now every other week we hear about some debutante or has been getting in on the action.

And whatnot.
 
2008-08-31 04:56:47 PM
If you have to bring a villain/love interest in, use Ra's al Ghul's daughter Talia. Then you can bring back an awesome villain from the first movie, have a tragic love story, and not bring back the sector of that awful Hallie Berry movie.
 
2008-08-31 05:00:12 PM
Deece: Then you gotta shoehorn Penn and Teller in there somewhere.

May as Killer Croc and...wait for it...Hush?

/my for reals vote is for Hush
//Nolan would rock that story so hard


That being the case... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... WAIT FOR IT... NOW:

Penn Jillette as the Ventriloquist and Teller as Scarface the dummy.

It *can't* miss.
 
2008-08-31 05:00:48 PM
Dr. Nick Riviera: The primary reason these new Batman movies are working out so well is because they are using people who can actually act, not whoever just happens to be the flavor of the month.

Also add that Nolan and his team are writing complex and compelling stories that incorporate the Batman characters rather than using the films as an excuse to parade movie stars.

I can imagine some studio executive thinking along the lines of this; Look it's Jolie as Catwoman! Jolie in a catsuit! That's what you want, right, fanboys? Jolie! Jolie! Jolie! And it's Depp as the Riddler, fangirls! All Depp, all the time! Isn't he hot, ladies, in the Riddler costume? Depp goodness on the big screen!

Thank God for Nolan.
 
2008-08-31 05:07:03 PM
The Nolan films rock because they don't follow the trite Hollywood formula.

This article is trite crap.

Ain't gonna happen with Nolan at the helm.

/thanks God for Nolan
//has a Batman tattoo
///been laid
 
2008-08-31 05:07:36 PM
Can't these guy just fap to Nickelodeon shows like normal people?
 
2008-08-31 05:09:55 PM
Wait I just realized, isn't NOW a chick's mag? So I guess that
would be like a "Magician's Quarterly" (or whatever it is those
freaks read) posting an article about how, Spellbinder is the
villain most movie goers want to see.
 
2008-08-31 05:11:27 PM
Catwoman. There can be only one.

farm1.static.flickr.com


... but if an update MUST be done, let it be Angelina Jolie.
 
2008-08-31 05:11:38 PM
Eva Green for Catwoman!!!
 
2008-08-31 05:11:38 PM
^^^^True^^^^

Yes, she looks good, but that in no way should earn her a spot in any movie. Lots of women look good, especially after they get airbrushed.
 
2008-08-31 05:13:01 PM
And I meant True for Mekki BTW.

/I should learn how to source or whatever its called
 
2008-08-31 05:17:14 PM
Lauren Graham for Catwoman.
 
2008-08-31 05:20:28 PM
Depp as Riddler would be good, but honestly Depp is the only name that came to mind who could pick up the Joker in number 4. Unless they pretend Joker is dead or just never escapes, which would be lame. Depp couldn't top Ledger, but he's got chops as a character actor and might make it work.

I'm seriously hoping for a demented, super intelligent Riddler. Shades of John Doe from Seven and the less ridiculous aspects of Jigsaw.
 
2008-08-31 05:25:37 PM
I think Catwoman is a good idea. The movie can't be a sausage fest but I don't think Batman needs a love interest so Catwoman is a logical choice. But not the high school chick from Transformers. Let her get naked in the next gross out comedy movie from that guy, you know, the jew-fro guy. But not Catwoman.
 
2008-08-31 05:26:24 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: I swear to Elvis - if they made Dita Von Teese CatWoman, I'd break my Batman avoidance clause.


I'd be breaking my bunk
 
2008-08-31 05:27:21 PM
Gilbert Gottfried as the Riddler would be great....

How come no love for Solomon Grundy as a 'secondary' villain?
 
2008-08-31 05:28:17 PM
BalugaJoe: Lauren Graham for Catwoman.

Ideas, intriguing, newsletter, et cetera.
 
2008-08-31 05:29:17 PM
bobguy64: /thanks God for Nolan
//has a Batman tattoo
///been laid


Who's the lucky guy?
 
2008-08-31 05:29:35 PM
mekki: Dr. Nick Riviera: The primary reason these new Batman movies are working out so well is because they are using people who can actually act, not whoever just happens to be the flavor of the month.

Also add that Nolan and his team are writing complex and compelling stories that incorporate the Batman characters rather than using the films as an excuse to parade movie stars.

I can imagine some studio executive thinking along the lines of this; Look it's Jolie as Catwoman! Jolie in a catsuit! That's what you want, right, fanboys? Jolie! Jolie! Jolie! And it's Depp as the Riddler, fangirls! All Depp, all the time! Isn't he hot, ladies, in the Riddler costume? Depp goodness on the big screen!

Thank God for Nolan.


THIS

That's why the previous batman franchise failed. Too many stars, not enough story.
 
2008-08-31 05:29:48 PM
RemyDuron:
I'm seriously hoping for a demented, super intelligent Riddler. Shades of John Doe from Seven and the less ridiculous aspects of Jigsaw.


THIS

Also I would like to see Helena Bonham Carter as Catwoman, I think see could pull off the odd sexuality the character is supposed to have.
 
2008-08-31 05:32:01 PM
RemyDuron: I'm seriously hoping for a demented, super intelligent Riddler. Shades of John Doe from Seven and the less ridiculous aspects of Jigsaw.

Couldn't agree more.


TempeSun: How come no love for Solomon Grundy as a 'secondary' villain?

That all depends. What's Ron Perlman up to these days?
 
2008-08-31 05:34:57 PM
farbekrieg: obviously they are hurting pretty bad due to your lack of support. Seriously she cant act why not give the job to a professional

She can't? Honestly, I've never seen her in anything, but I do know she's hottern'ell, and she acts well enough to do burlesque believably. She could just be herself - have you ever seen her interview that the History Channel did on the History of Burlesque? She cam across as intelligent, poised, and absolutely DEADLY sexy without really trying to be. Sounds like CatWoman material to me.

I don't think the Batman franchise gives a flying fark if I watch it or not, BTW. But Dita would be a major draw for me.

illuminaeti: I'd be breaking my bunk

That too. The second time with both hands.
 
2008-08-31 05:35:04 PM
The article shows why Hollywood is only partly to blame for ruining movies.

Fanboys: ZOMG Jessica Alba/Megan Fox/(Hot young starlet with no acting abilities) is so hot. She needs to go in every movie ever made!!one!

Hollywood: My bank account says you're the boss. I need Jessica Alba as Golda Mier fast tracked for a summer release. And while we're at it, I want Jessica Biel playing Ayn Rand as soon as humanly possible. And when will the Diary of Anne Frank remake be finished? We need to strike before Kim Kardashian's 15 minutes expires.

If they're going to throw shiat like this into the Batman franchise, why not just replace Bale with Zac Efron, Alfred with the Jonas Brothers, and figure out a way to get Miley Cyrus in there. Maybe she can play a kickass empowered teen version of Poison Ivy. Maybe throw in a little song and dance and tie it in to High School Musical somehow.
 
2008-08-31 05:36:06 PM
So.... the new batman is gonna have a furry?
 
2008-08-31 05:36:20 PM
espiaboricua ... but if an update MUST be done, let it be Angelina Jolie.

forum.alsacreations.com
 
2008-08-31 05:36:51 PM
I heard Hervé Villechaize is going to play the Riddler.
 
2008-08-31 05:39:13 PM
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