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(Some Guy)		Man arrested for having sex with a sheep in a live nativity scene (wchstv.com)		177
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absolutben		2002-12-17 05:12:53 PM

eeeeewwwwwwww

bigpeeler		2002-12-17 05:13:15 PM

Oh COME, all ye faithful. Horny and triumphant.

spooner		2002-12-17 05:13:34 PM

The true spirit of Christmas

Unknown_Poltroon		2002-12-17 05:13:36 PM

youre a baaaah-d man.

Scrotar		2002-12-17 05:13:42 PM

How baaful.

Guy Innagorillasuit		2002-12-17 05:13:42 PM

I wanna sex ewe up!

Roook		2002-12-17 05:14:24 PM

That's what happens when you just leave them lying around like that. what was the sheep wearing? She was asking for it I bet.

skinink		2002-12-17 05:14:30 PM

"Man arrested for having sex with a sheep in a live nativity scene."
Well, lucky for this guy the baby Jeebus was born to die for his sins.

StrikitRich		2002-12-17 05:14:36 PM

What was that joke about three wise guys and a sheep?

YouthCultureSucks		2002-12-17 05:14:55 PM

Immaculate conception.

pdrake		2002-12-17 05:14:56 PM

"dirty deeds done with sheep"

-weird al

highestfarknumberever		2002-12-17 05:15:02 PM

Damn sheep will entraaaaaaap you every time

aphexcoil		2002-12-17 05:15:15 PM

I'd hit it

Sparky82		2002-12-17 05:15:32 PM

What will his children say? Oh Daaaaaaaaaaaady !

illithid		2002-12-17 05:15:36 PM

Charged with animal cruelty?? Did the sheep object or press charges???

I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma		2002-12-17 05:16:02 PM

Since it was a live nativity scene I'd be trying to poke the Virgin Mary.

Nabb1		2002-12-17 05:16:06 PM

Good grief, couldn't he have just played the drum for Him?

Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

bungle_jr		2002-12-17 05:16:07 PM

this DID say the crime took place in s.c., right? as a fellow southerner, from the west side of the south, i must say this sets us back a few years in gaining acceptance from people elsewhere...=P

GimpRulez		2002-12-17 05:16:28 PM

It could have been worse. He could have been caught having sex with the baby Jesus.

StrikitRich		2002-12-17 05:16:38 PM

Pretty sad when damp wool becomes your turn on. "Honey, would you mind putting on this sweater?"

DannySpaz		2002-12-17 05:16:43 PM

that is just wrong.
POLICE CAUGHT THE EASTBANK MAN INSIDE THIS ONCE LOCKED PEN, HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF THE SHEEP.

at least he doesn't cheat.

Nabb1		2002-12-17 05:16:59 PM

No, Bungle_jr - it was West Virginia. The South does not claim that one. Ever.

Miles_OToole		2002-12-17 05:17:25 PM

Humping sheep makes the baby Jesus cry. Or horny. One of the two.

davemak		2002-12-17 05:17:25 PM

Joey Armstrong's wife (as if): "Whatcha doin' in that nativity scene, Joey?"

Joey Armstrong: "Mutton, honey."

Sparky82		2002-12-17 05:17:26 PM

I've never done this before, she said sheepishly.

Guy Innagorillasuit		2002-12-17 05:17:28 PM

Charged with animal cruelty?? Did the sheep object or press charges???

No, the other sheep, feeling jealous and neglected filed charges.

Bin_jammin		2002-12-17 05:17:30 PM

West Virginia... need I say more?

KiwiBastard		2002-12-17 05:17:32 PM

Come on any Aussies do your worst.

certified bonehead		2002-12-17 05:17:45 PM

dont these people read Fark!?!

Bitterman		2002-12-17 05:17:47 PM

And Moses said to Aaron "There is a man amongst the sheep."

davellis		2002-12-17 05:17:56 PM

Aphexcoil3 - Thanks for the hillarious comment. Didn't see that coming!

Scrotar		2002-12-17 05:18:00 PM

He's just asking for a bleating.

Gwinny		2002-12-17 05:18:17 PM

I liked the fact that it seemed to be a transcript of a local TV news broacast.

That being said, now where are the pics!?

Just kidding.

farkinfreks		2002-12-17 05:18:18 PM

Nabbl beat me to it.

Eeeeewwwwwwwweeeeee

bungle_jr		2002-12-17 05:18:22 PM

ok...i saw "charleston" in the story and didn't bother to find out which state. that's good, it was the non-southern state that's way more hickified than any southern state ever will be =P

Northern_Pike		2002-12-17 05:18:45 PM

This screams follow up by TSG with picture of course.

TastyJ		2002-12-17 05:18:46 PM

Can't something happen without someone having sex with an animal these day?

LawnJockey		2002-12-17 05:18:48 PM

You don't need to focus on that you need to focus on the good things and keep going.

This sounds exactly like what the guy was doing at the time.

Sparky82		2002-12-17 05:18:56 PM

Did they catch him , or is he on the lamb?

MonikerLewinsky		2002-12-17 05:19:07 PM

Absolutben:
eeeeewwwwwwww

No, that's "Embraceable Eeeeewwwwwwwwe"

highestfarknumberever		2002-12-17 05:19:10 PM

YOU AIN'T HAD NUTTIN TIL YOU HAD MUTTON

GooberMcFly		2002-12-17 05:19:21 PM

Velcro gloves?

Cardinal		2002-12-17 05:19:48 PM

Baaaaaa, humbug!

dazoli		2002-12-17 05:20:04 PM

That was very baaaaaaaddd of him.

highestfarknumberever		2002-12-17 05:20:14 PM

sorry about the caaaaaaaaps

Northern_Pike		2002-12-17 05:22:04 PM

You don't need to focus on that you need to focus on the good things and keep going."

Is she saying sex with sheep is not a good thing? How can she know, she cannot try herself.

I sense questions abouyt how i know coming.......

bungle_jr		2002-12-17 05:22:24 PM

APHEXCOIL3-- dude,,,i don't think anyone should be farking ANY animal...but the people i've heard of who fark sheep don't do it in the ass...
dear gawd...why am i even talking about this...just thinking about someone farking an animal is sickening enough.