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		Starlet known for drunkenly flashing her hoo-hah while getting out of cars calls her father a "public embarassment" (hosted.ap.org)		54
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jbc		2008-08-29 04:14:33 AM

Audrey Hepbrun?

Philbb		2008-08-29 05:17:05 AM

In all fairness, for this particular starlet, calling her father a "public embarassment" it's not ironic. More like pot calling kettle yada yada yada.

However this;
"If you have something to say to me, say it to my face - that's what I have believed my whole life - don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world," Lohan wrote.

is ironic.

LaZBoy82		2008-08-29 06:35:38 AM

Is this biatch still alive?

Pope George Ringo		2008-08-29 07:04:06 AM

Hah, submitter knows we've got all the celebutard names in headlines filtered out by our Farky. Bravo.

Mugato		2008-08-29 07:22:39 AM

A slut with daddy issues? Teh hell you say!

johnnyboog		2008-08-29 07:29:50 AM

I read that as Scarlett, and got excited

Phil Moskowitz		2008-08-29 07:40:28 AM

Frankly, Starlet..

elvindeath		2008-08-29 07:41:21 AM

Can she just release the sex tape of her and her lesbo friend that we know she's got and shut the hell up ? Does she even act anymore ?

madcan34		2008-08-29 07:47:52 AM

elvindeath: Does she even act anymore ?

Besides acting innocent?

Goonie_Goo_Goo		2008-08-29 08:03:45 AM

Hoo-hah.

wpmulligan		2008-08-29 08:08:05 AM

I, for one, am thankful that Ms. Lohan and her ilk are flashing their muffins for the paparazzi. I'm getting too old to be constantly dropping pencils in the public library; it hurts my back.

xria		2008-08-29 08:12:39 AM

Ironic and hypocrite are now synonyms in general usage are they?

PYROY		2008-08-29 08:18:05 AM

I didn't realize that she was the one who flashed her hoo-hah.

/that means vagina, right?

Mad_Larkin		2008-08-29 08:21:17 AM

pot...kettle. kettle...pot.

laughin		2008-08-29 08:28:51 AM

Philbb: In all fairness, for this particular starlet, calling her father a "public embarassment" it's not ironic. More like pot calling kettle yada yada yada.

However this;
"If you have something to say to me, say it to my face - that's what I have believed my whole life - don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world," Lohan wrote.

is ironic.

Beat me to it.

Aboleth		2008-08-29 08:39:39 AM

"Hoo hah" cracks me up everytime.

When Mila Kunis said it in Forgetting Sarah Marshall I fell off the chair laughing.

/I amuse easily.

Goonie_Goo_Goo		2008-08-29 08:43:38 AM

moar funny pictures

Denial_of_Death		2008-08-29 08:50:23 AM

Munchausen's Proxy		2008-08-29 08:54:21 AM

Philbb: However this;
"If you have something to say to me, say it to my face - that's what I have believed my whole life - don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world," Lohan wrote.

is ironic.

I read the ap feed in the morning paper, and that quote is astounding in its fail. I am sure she has no idea of the ridiculousness of her statement. Good job Linds

IQ7ZuuIU		2008-08-29 08:56:01 AM

Goonie_Goo-Goo

That picture makes my pants fit funny. Thanks.

/tries not to remember that she's pregnant now.

Wendy's Chili		2008-08-29 08:56:09 AM

Thread fixed.

jdogga		2008-08-29 09:11:56 AM

I D O N ' T C A R E.

Brown Sauce		2008-08-29 09:16:38 AM

Who cares what she does while drunk?

girls just wanna have fun!

dothemath		2008-08-29 09:30:28 AM

Daddy issues, she haz them.

One step closer to the pole, sweet Jeebus.

Disgruntled Postal Worker		2008-08-29 09:31:54 AM

Is this her outside a nightclub?
i173.photobucket.com

I'm Not from Here		2008-08-29 09:40:54 AM

"Ho-han" plus "opening mouth" seems to always equal "green light"

gopher321		2008-08-29 09:42:17 AM

Disgruntled Postal Worker: Is this her outside a nightclub?

Mom?

Brown Sauce		2008-08-29 09:45:41 AM

I'm Not from Here: "Ho-han" plus "opening mouth" seems to always equal "green light"

it sure does. in real life as well as on Fark

kirishima		2008-08-29 09:45:59 AM

Would still hit it.
Pot, kettle.
Myspace isn't blogging.

/all over the place, this one is...

RedRedRobin		2008-08-29 09:46:09 AM

Aboleth: "Hoo hah" cracks me up everytime.

When Mila Kunis said it in Forgetting Sarah Marshall I fell off the chair laughing.

/I amuse easily.

Kunis? A funny sort of name, neither one thing nor the other.

\Obscure?

Mugato		2008-08-29 09:47:41 AM

Disgruntled Postal Worker: Is this her outside a nightclub?

Ugh. Drunk girls. You can't live with them, it's illegal to fark them.

Rex Dart		2008-08-29 09:52:25 AM

Phil Moskowitz: Frankly, Starlet..

Nice...

Kurmudgeon		2008-08-29 10:18:02 AM

"Is this her outside a nightclub?"

Now that pic is just asking for a caption contest.
Apparently she needed to air her grievance.

Big Beef Burrito		2008-08-29 10:33:17 AM

A pubic embarrassment?

Sarcastica75		2008-08-29 10:35:59 AM

I want to send her a stick of dynamite that looks like a deeldoe. The problem is lighting it up so that I make fireworks happen.

That Magnificent Bastard!		2008-08-29 10:36:21 AM

Rats, I thought it said "Scarlett" too.

//dang
///pouting

Billy Ligue		2008-08-29 10:41:46 AM

/that is all

alaric3		2008-08-29 10:42:25 AM

dothemath 2008-08-29 09:30:28 AM
Daddy issues, she haz them.

One step closer to the pole, sweet

She's already been to the pole in "I know who killed me"

mandyer		2008-08-29 10:50:00 AM

Would still hit it. Briefly and carefully mind you but would still hit it.

/Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. Usually.

dothemath		2008-08-29 10:51:02 AM

alaric3: dothemath 2008-08-29 09:30:28 AM
Daddy issues, she haz them.

One step closer to the pole, sweet

She's already been to the pole in "I know who killed me"

Dont have to tell me, dude.

She's a little too old for me now, though.

LowbrowDeluxe		2008-08-29 11:22:28 AM

I would wreck that chick.

Brown Sauce		2008-08-29 11:38:35 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: I would wreck that chick.

too late

/bring paper towels

iaazathot		2008-08-29 11:39:15 AM

Billy Ligue: /that is all

Jeeedbaaoboa, my eyes, my eyes!!!!

Disgruntled Postal Worker		2008-08-29 11:41:16 AM

I guess they dropped her off at home...
i173.photobucket.com

JesterGirl		2008-08-29 12:16:01 PM

I think her mother is more of an embarrassment.

ihatedumbpeople		2008-08-29 12:21:41 PM

Squish Squish...

www.morethings.com

H_is_for_Heretic		2008-08-29 12:54:54 PM

Not that she wasn't a ridiculously privileged, erratically driving cokehead, but the past year dating that chick has really cleaned her up. Never gets into trouble, and everytime I see a photo of her now, she has a huge genuine grin on her face. She's doing it right.

www.lindsayimages.org